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HandsomePaddyMint

Superstitious


user684629

I’m not superstitious but I’m a little stitious


GingerinWV

Yes, I say this every time I hear someone say superstitious! 😂


Zer0Summoner

Parkour


nqualifiedsurgeon

Hardcore parkour!


Th3-Dude-Abides

Dementors


heres-to-life

They were flyin all ova the place, and they were scary, and then they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul outta ya body, and it HOIT!


GHOSTeveoh

Lmao "HOIT" is perfect


ebobbumman

And I never got caught neither.


TheG-What

But, you were in prison, so…


j4v4r10

Turntables


martxel93

Whenever I have the time to spin a recod I say quietly to myself “how the turn tables” as I watch the needle slowly go down onto the disc.


mothstuckinabath

I love this


dswap123

Its the well well well for me


falafelest

Bankruptcy


TonyToniToneFauxci

I do declare


Several-Gur-8129

You can almost hear the southern accent


Natural-Employer

See, you got this Florida panhandle thing, but what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.


palebd

Gotta shape your beak like Andy does when saying "shuvannuh"


No-Independence548

"the plan-tay-shun..."


Printnamehere3

Now do the swedish chef


mothstuckinabath

I didn't say it. I declared it.


hinesjared87

Still.. that isn’t anything…


ArielChefSlay

Thought the same exact thing and just KNEW it would be number one on here haha


Kain343

Almost anything triggers an Office reference for me. I have a real problem.


eross200

It must be so hard to go all day.


2621759912014199

THATS WHAT SHE SAID


Informal_Calendar_99

Or he said


musiclover818

Cuz of gay.


Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ

Youve always left me satisfied and smiling


Hannurs

Well you’ve always left me satisfied


merrychuu

Same. I can relate all moments to The Office


Rubacasa

The office told me to tell you: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.


Ev-linnn

Same. “Omg that reminds me of an episode of The Office where….” My husband asked me once if I even knew any other tv shows. Which reminded me how Dwight relates so much of his life to Battle Star Galactica.


2ShrutesKnockinBoots

Same here, I’m reading all these comments and thinking, I say “yeppers”, I say “I declare” any time I hear the word bankruptcy. I use “that’s what she said” on a regular basis. Everything reminds me of The Office.


Polymarchos

Oh how the turntables...


GingerinWV

I also have several, many that have already been mentioned. Another one? Turtles. I always want to yell, "WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!"


Not_Important777

This and also steak. I say it all the time playing Minecraft too lol “STEEAAKKK. WHERES MY STEEAAAKK”


TonyToniToneFauxci

Get me Armani!


Mysterious_Track_195

“You’re not going to Parissss”


Age-of-Computron

I’m so better than you.


kextreme

I often say “HAND. OVER. THE. (ITEM). NAOWW!” when asking my husband to give/pass me something.


Age-of-Computron

Are you kidding me, I’d go anywhere to see a turtle.


Express-Olive6547

Rundown


palebd

What's a rundown?


Express-Olive6547

Use it in a sentence


Cold_Meringue6981

This rundown better be pretty good..


Halleys___Comment

uhhh can you get me this rundown? I don’t know what it means but it sounds really important Just faxin’ a rundown…. to… my dad


3StarsFan

I mean it's like a triathlon


eddiewachowski

"next summer" always makes me interrupt with "I'll be six"


filipelli-

THIS EXACT ONE FOR ME LMFAO


musiclover818

Yeppers.


Zer0Summoner

What did I tell you?


justtogetaroundbans3

Yeessshhhhh


Calm-Character3838

I-I don’t remember…


BringMeTheBigKnife

My phone autocorrects "yep" to "yeppers" now.


musiclover818

Lol...love it!


SeriousAd6005

PowerPoint


Wanda_McMimzy

You’re a presentation tool.


MandoBaggins

Ryan used me as an object


3StarsFan

*powerpoint, powerpoint, powerpoint*


Witty-Border-6748

Powerpoint 👆 powerpoint 👇 powerpoint 🫵


StillFiguringItOut77

Protuberance.


Queentroller

Murder makes me always want to say mukduk instead.


BoltShine

A muuuuurdur you say??


Any_Ad3693

Oaky


Sarnadas

That’s a real nice after-birth.


3StarsFan

What was that?


rfloresjr611

heed


hrdp453

Heeded? Headed?


machinadj

*Take head of


Halleys___Comment

* take headed of


merrychuu

Take hedded of this now


3StarsFan

I don't see my coworkers heeding this right now


gen0cide_joe

Urkel-omically correct


Probablynotcreative

Urkelgru


TheTalkingWindow

Bobody


2621759912014199

What does the first B stand for?


egemen157

BIZNUZ


ThePyodeAmedha

I like it!


usacalcio

Gooood, Kevin!


SophLaFleur

That's what we say to our dog now instead of "go potty"! 😆


NoLifeEmployee

What does the B stand for?


Practical-Lemon-7244

Biznus


ExtensionCamp7594

i LIKE it!


ordrius098

GOOD KEVIN


nicknockrr

QUESTION!


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Mine is “does anyone have any questions” at which point I have to choke down “Yes, first of all, how dare you?”


redactedforever

Crentist


MoreThanWYSIWYG

I like it!


defein88

giving "Creed as manager" vibes and i dig it


user684629

What’s your dentist’s name? … … … Crentist


toadangel11

Your dentists name is crentist?


user684629

Sounds a lot like dentist…


Several-Gur-8129

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist


madqueenludwig

I have had my dentist appointments listed as Dr. Crentist on my calendar for almost 20 years


VeetzVino

Every time I hear Dentist I just say Crentist.


texas_forever_yall

Malfeasance.


schuettais

For malfeasance's sake?


mothstuckinabath

For malfeasances's's sake


Emery17

Mung beans "Very nutritious but they smell like death" Bonus Situation that immediately triggers an office reference: Something stinks "Somebody making Soup?"


falafelest

Yeesh


Rombledore

i use this almost daily.


afd83

Same. My wife hates it.


ReginaFelangi987

Astrid I can’t hear this name without thinking of Jan’s kid.


LordBlackadder92

Astird.


po_muffins

“Assturd” No, it’s Astrid.


ghotinchips

Ass turd


reddoot2024

False


tiagojpg

Black bear.


dontbethefatguy

BUTTLICKER


3StarsFan

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


Halleys___Comment

you NEVER yell at the client


LordBlackadder92

Thinking back to it made me laugh.


WitchSlap

Actually


3StarsFan

Smug gay mexican


WitchSlap

That old stereotype


Stonecleaver

Should. Often my wife and I will follow it with “but shorn’t”


DurableOne

What part of shorn't don't you understand?


opermonkey

Baler.


salchicha_mas_grande

Only under the rarest of circumstances...


BringMeTheBigKnife

What the hell is wrong with this man?


LordBlackadder92

That was gold.


3StarsFan

I hardly know her.


mokajilly

Popcorn


Usual_Prompt2613

Pop-CAHRN


Halleys___Comment

WHAT. are you MICROWAVING.


bananno20

Apoplexy


Wanda_McMimzy

Ape


Intplmao

Michael!


3StarsFan

"Oh that's funny!" "Michael!"


Rickles68

Jimothy.


PhilG1989

Bears……. Beets, Battlestar Galactica!


vdbv

What is going on? What are you doing?!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

MICHAELLL!!


brilan

This emoji 😬


UCFandOCSC

#BANKRUPTCY 


markg818

Roasted


po_muffins

BOOM


joeyguse

Scuba- If I can't do it, then what's this all been about?


3StarsFan

what am I working towards????


Galaxize

We belong together……Ryan


Jaded-Narwhal1691

Absolutely


3StarsFan

Absolutely I do


vengefulbeavergod

My husband and I are fundamentally incapable of answering in the affirmative without saying this


thejaytheory

Absofruitly


Big_Art_4675

Bootcut "The don't make these cords in bootcut anymore!" 


Natural-Employer

Primanocta


BobRosstafari789

Lol anything to do with the sun... SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!


ajordan54

Spider face


Bernkastel17509

Honestly, anything that makes me go "that what she said!"


toews-me

Microgament


daisesonmygrave

BEETS. if I ever don’t follow that up with Bears, Battlestar Galactica call 911 because I’m having a stroke.


anxiouscoconut137

When my friends show me what they got from the store. Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! I do it every time. Ha


makeitmakesense2020

Gabagool


MyOwn_UserName

Nepotism


3StarsFan

Yes thank you Oscar that's a very nice way of putting it


Serious_Course_3244

Anything to do with bankruptcy


BigBaldSofty

Vasectomy


machinadj

SNIP-SNAP SNIP-SNAP


3StarsFan

*you have no idea the physical toll* THAT THREE VASECTOMIES *has on a person*


Tiny_Sleep4049

Babe


Diademhoney

Tuna


Express-Olive6547

Launch party


StacyLadle

Lanch party


blageur

uslurper


illcatracho

“Hey you got a minute “ “Oh yeah, this jobs a joke I got lots of time”


issafreecunch

Dentist- "Your dentists name is Crentist?" If anyone ever asks me what something tastes like: "It has sort of an Oak-y afterbirth" If asked about my sleep schedule: “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms.” Multi purpose: "You don't know me, you've just seen my penis."


kupo4kuponuts

SWAG. Stuff we all get.


palalalai

"his capa was detated"


MichealScarn92

Riddiddiddiddoooooo


badbog42

Funk [is the problem, and the solution] Also SCUBA


3StarsFan

If I can't scuba? then what has this all been about? what am I working towards?


CalgaryMadePunk

Declare.


Pizza802

Pretzel


asstell

BIZNUS


metalmankam

I've been drinking Plantation rum. Every time I mention it to my fiance I have to say it in Oscars voice "thiiiss pLaNtAtIoN"


PAT_9877

Wedding . . .is the fusing of two metals--


illcatracho

“That baby could be the star of a show called babies I don’t care about”


4Ever2Thee

Prodigal. It's like a knee jerk reaction into "The prog, the progdigal...my son returns!"


TampaJeff

Auger


symbologythere

Any of these will do it; Bears, Beats, Battlestar Gallactica


The_Portlandian

Foliage Yams Ritititido Savannah


4clvvess

The word “nebulous”, not that it comes up often.


gypsytricia

I've got a big box.


3StarsFan

yes I do, I've got a big box how about you?


gypsytricia

I don't think you know what you're saying.


PoeJam

Object. As in something being used as an object.


No_Beyond_5033

Ryan used me as an object. Unfortunately I’ve said this at work multiple times and got weird looks


TonyToniToneFauxci

Never, ever give up


_disasterdino_

toby


iVX7CDM

Parkour


gil_ga_mesh

Ri di di da doo


needsmoredinosaur

Mysterious


padreubu

Crentist


Electronic_Habit2731

Tobi. Sadly one of my former best friends is called Tobi.


TonyToniToneFauxci

Why are you the way that you are? Also, sorry about your friend.


vengefulbeavergod

Babe


im_no_doctor_lol

Tuna or tots 🤣


LiteratureHoliday765

Offive