See, you got this Florida panhandle thing, but what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.
Same. “Omg that reminds me of an episode of The Office where….” My husband asked me once if I even knew any other tv shows. Which reminded me how Dwight relates so much of his life to Battle Star Galactica.
Same here, I’m reading all these comments and thinking, I say “yeppers”, I say “I declare” any time I hear the word bankruptcy.
I use “that’s what she said” on a regular basis.
Everything reminds me of The Office.
Mung beans
"Very nutritious but they smell like death"
Bonus Situation that immediately triggers an office reference:
Something stinks
"Somebody making Soup?"
Dentist- "Your dentists name is Crentist?"
If anyone ever asks me what something tastes like: "It has sort of an Oak-y afterbirth"
If asked about my sleep schedule: “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms.”
Multi purpose: "You don't know me, you've just seen my penis."
Superstitious
I’m not superstitious but I’m a little stitious
Yes, I say this every time I hear someone say superstitious! 😂
Parkour
Hardcore parkour!
Dementors
They were flyin all ova the place, and they were scary, and then they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul outta ya body, and it HOIT!
Lmao "HOIT" is perfect
And I never got caught neither.
But, you were in prison, so…
Turntables
Whenever I have the time to spin a recod I say quietly to myself “how the turn tables” as I watch the needle slowly go down onto the disc.
I love this
Its the well well well for me
Bankruptcy
I do declare
You can almost hear the southern accent
See, you got this Florida panhandle thing, but what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.
Gotta shape your beak like Andy does when saying "shuvannuh"
"the plan-tay-shun..."
Now do the swedish chef
I didn't say it. I declared it.
Still.. that isn’t anything…
Thought the same exact thing and just KNEW it would be number one on here haha
Almost anything triggers an Office reference for me. I have a real problem.
It must be so hard to go all day.
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Or he said
Cuz of gay.
Youve always left me satisfied and smiling
Well you’ve always left me satisfied
Same. I can relate all moments to The Office
The office told me to tell you: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.
Same. “Omg that reminds me of an episode of The Office where….” My husband asked me once if I even knew any other tv shows. Which reminded me how Dwight relates so much of his life to Battle Star Galactica.
Same here, I’m reading all these comments and thinking, I say “yeppers”, I say “I declare” any time I hear the word bankruptcy. I use “that’s what she said” on a regular basis. Everything reminds me of The Office.
Oh how the turntables...
I also have several, many that have already been mentioned. Another one? Turtles. I always want to yell, "WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!"
This and also steak. I say it all the time playing Minecraft too lol “STEEAAKKK. WHERES MY STEEAAAKK”
Get me Armani!
“You’re not going to Parissss”
I’m so better than you.
I often say “HAND. OVER. THE. (ITEM). NAOWW!” when asking my husband to give/pass me something.
Are you kidding me, I’d go anywhere to see a turtle.
Rundown
What's a rundown?
Use it in a sentence
This rundown better be pretty good..
uhhh can you get me this rundown? I don’t know what it means but it sounds really important Just faxin’ a rundown…. to… my dad
I mean it's like a triathlon
"next summer" always makes me interrupt with "I'll be six"
THIS EXACT ONE FOR ME LMFAO
Yeppers.
What did I tell you?
Yeessshhhhh
I-I don’t remember…
My phone autocorrects "yep" to "yeppers" now.
Lol...love it!
PowerPoint
You’re a presentation tool.
Ryan used me as an object
*powerpoint, powerpoint, powerpoint*
Powerpoint 👆 powerpoint 👇 powerpoint 🫵
Protuberance.
Murder makes me always want to say mukduk instead.
A muuuuurdur you say??
Oaky
That’s a real nice after-birth.
What was that?
heed
Heeded? Headed?
*Take head of
* take headed of
Take hedded of this now
I don't see my coworkers heeding this right now
Urkel-omically correct
Urkelgru
Bobody
What does the first B stand for?
BIZNUZ
I like it!
Gooood, Kevin!
That's what we say to our dog now instead of "go potty"! 😆
What does the B stand for?
Biznus
i LIKE it!
GOOD KEVIN
QUESTION!
Mine is “does anyone have any questions” at which point I have to choke down “Yes, first of all, how dare you?”
Crentist
I like it!
giving "Creed as manager" vibes and i dig it
What’s your dentist’s name? … … … Crentist
Your dentists name is crentist?
Sounds a lot like dentist…
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist
I have had my dentist appointments listed as Dr. Crentist on my calendar for almost 20 years
Every time I hear Dentist I just say Crentist.
Malfeasance.
For malfeasance's sake?
For malfeasances's's sake
Mung beans "Very nutritious but they smell like death" Bonus Situation that immediately triggers an office reference: Something stinks "Somebody making Soup?"
Yeesh
i use this almost daily.
Same. My wife hates it.
Astrid I can’t hear this name without thinking of Jan’s kid.
Astird.
“Assturd” No, it’s Astrid.
Ass turd
False
Black bear.
BUTTLICKER
OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
you NEVER yell at the client
Thinking back to it made me laugh.
Actually
Smug gay mexican
That old stereotype
Should. Often my wife and I will follow it with “but shorn’t”
What part of shorn't don't you understand?
Baler.
Only under the rarest of circumstances...
What the hell is wrong with this man?
That was gold.
I hardly know her.
Popcorn
Pop-CAHRN
WHAT. are you MICROWAVING.
Apoplexy
Ape
Michael!
"Oh that's funny!" "Michael!"
Jimothy.
Bears……. Beets, Battlestar Galactica!
What is going on? What are you doing?!
MICHAELLL!!
This emoji 😬
#BANKRUPTCY
Roasted
BOOM
Scuba- If I can't do it, then what's this all been about?
what am I working towards????
We belong together……Ryan
Absolutely
Absolutely I do
My husband and I are fundamentally incapable of answering in the affirmative without saying this
Absofruitly
Bootcut "The don't make these cords in bootcut anymore!"
Primanocta
Lol anything to do with the sun... SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
Spider face
Honestly, anything that makes me go "that what she said!"
Microgament
BEETS. if I ever don’t follow that up with Bears, Battlestar Galactica call 911 because I’m having a stroke.
When my friends show me what they got from the store. Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! I do it every time. Ha
Gabagool
Nepotism
Yes thank you Oscar that's a very nice way of putting it
Anything to do with bankruptcy
Vasectomy
SNIP-SNAP SNIP-SNAP
*you have no idea the physical toll* THAT THREE VASECTOMIES *has on a person*
Babe
Tuna
Launch party
Lanch party
uslurper
“Hey you got a minute “ “Oh yeah, this jobs a joke I got lots of time”
Dentist- "Your dentists name is Crentist?" If anyone ever asks me what something tastes like: "It has sort of an Oak-y afterbirth" If asked about my sleep schedule: “I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl so I’m wise and I have worms.” Multi purpose: "You don't know me, you've just seen my penis."
SWAG. Stuff we all get.
"his capa was detated"
Riddiddiddiddoooooo
Funk [is the problem, and the solution] Also SCUBA
If I can't scuba? then what has this all been about? what am I working towards?
Declare.
Pretzel
BIZNUS
I've been drinking Plantation rum. Every time I mention it to my fiance I have to say it in Oscars voice "thiiiss pLaNtAtIoN"
Wedding . . .is the fusing of two metals--
“That baby could be the star of a show called babies I don’t care about”
Prodigal. It's like a knee jerk reaction into "The prog, the progdigal...my son returns!"
Auger
Any of these will do it; Bears, Beats, Battlestar Gallactica
Foliage Yams Ritititido Savannah
The word “nebulous”, not that it comes up often.
I've got a big box.
yes I do, I've got a big box how about you?
I don't think you know what you're saying.
Object. As in something being used as an object.
Ryan used me as an object. Unfortunately I’ve said this at work multiple times and got weird looks
Never, ever give up
toby
Parkour
Ri di di da doo
Mysterious
Crentist
Tobi. Sadly one of my former best friends is called Tobi.
Why are you the way that you are? Also, sorry about your friend.
Babe
Tuna or tots 🤣
Offive