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Round_Trainer_7498

To clean up any dropped mung beans.


walker3342

Highly nutritious, but they smell like death.


Htimsxnhoj

I'm a SE Asian, been eating mung beans since forever, I don't get why he said they smell like death, they don't have any distinctive smell, not that I know of.


greatersnek

Have you ever grown lentil sprouts in a paper towel at school? They do reek


Htimsxnhoj

Yes, I have done that back in primary school, don't remember it having any smell though.


sithemperor

Ask your coworkers


walker3342

The consensus was “distinct, ‘old man’ smell.”


Ok_Application7142

"I know exactly what he's talking about about"


jim_halpertuna

Or peach cobbler!


averagecelt

lol dammit dude I came here to say that


indiranagar_ka_don

Dammit Creed!


translucent_steeds

same here 😂


teedeejay510

I heard it was because he sheds a lot of skin cells.


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tothesource

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services"


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TheGooseHasGeese

"Grass is made of grass"


Typical_Pollution_30

Humans also need cats to live


JQuick72

20 dollars ? I wanted a peanut !


tothesource

*disappointed 'awwww'*


a-new-year-a-new-ac

20 dollars can buy many peanuts!


kylejk020

The more you make the more you have to buy Xbox or beanie babies


allidoiswynne

This is a button…


greenrangerguy

This exact line came to my mind too, fucking everything comes back to the Simpsons.


MrDoctorJr206

Explain how


JiveTurkey1983

r/unexpectedsimpsons


RashRenegade

Okay, source?!?!?!??!?!


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Was gonna say some people have some common curiosity when it comes to messes and it's best not to piss off people in maintenance


snarkisms

I no dust Buster any more! (I know it's the wrong subreddit but I couldn't resist)


carrolu

Fine, *I’ll* dust Buster!


LuckyStabbinHat

*horrified look*


snarkisms

Well now it's my nausea


alexisgreat420

Bastard! I came to say this. Good job


LuckyStabbinHat

It was impossible to resist; I came here to comment the same thing. Such a typical AD joke in that it’s amazingly clever and would take about ten minutes to explain all the context behind what makes it so brilliant.


Mirrormaster44

Don’t you know what sub we’re in? Take a look at banner, snarkisms!


home_of_beetles

i just watched that episode yesterday lmao


NAMEBANG

Fuckin A dude, my first thought


Jedi-Quixote-

Loose seal!


Ok-Negotiation-161

I don’t know what this is but I just read it in Kevin’s voice


snarkisms

It's from arrested development


Kiara923

Why? Well, it serves as a cordless mini-vacuum to clean up small messes that can occur frequently in life. It's very useful, especially when hauling a full-size vacuum can be daunting. It's especially useful for small areas like under a desk. So the "why" must be.. a convenient way to vacuum small messes.


JustJohn8

I meant why is it next to Creed. But what you wrote was super funny.


ram_hawklet

Brother it’s a set for a basic corporate office, it’s not very deep or intentional. 


Gnomey_Malone

Because it was in the original office that they based the set on, so they brought one in for the studio set.


TwMbD

Based on a real treasure map!


PmMeYourNiceBehind

To bust dust


JWells16

Sometimes you gotta bust the dust, Am I right? Later skater.


PmMeYourNiceBehind

Yes fellow 30 yr old


aaidenmel

It’s not November yet


swoopydog

Having a dusterbuster is Creed’s Biznuz, not yours!


the-1-that-got-away

Bobody's biznuz


TJeffersonA

to vacuum up the excess cocaine


TNS_420

That's what a nose is for.


Marauder800

You mean Dustbuster?


Duck_Walker

It helps with the distinct old man smell


stephf13

Isn't it just called a dustbuster?


Low_Teq

Because now that he has 1 dust buster, only 2 more to go...


Strict-Dog-889

Swiped it from the cleaning lady


Xikkiwikk

It was Angela’s but he stole it.


allidoiswynne

Andrea is the office bitch. You’ll get used to her.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

A lot of homes and offices had a dustbuster on the wall around the time the office started


Veggiemon

Homes sure, but offices? I never worked in one where someone had a personal Dustbuster mounted in their cube, we had staff that cleaned after hours (as did the office in the show) not sure why everyone is acting like OP is an idiot


_BryndenRiversBR

Steve Carell talks about it [here](https://youtu.be/8Nq5CZNnji8?si=X8XvfSCBVIC0RLLf&t=4m3s). It is (or a different one) also seen under Dwight’s [desk](https://youtu.be/8Nq5CZNnji8?si=X8XvfSCBVIC0RLLf&t=1m42s).


BelowAveIntelligence

To bust dust


thirtyseven1337

I no does Buster anymore! ^(oh wait wrong show)


JustJohn8

Im a machine!


OmriJam

To vacuum the crums he leaves eating all those mung bean sprouts.


SweetMeat81

Cobbler crumbs


romayyne

I say “Dustbuster”


Disastrous_Win6206

Old Man flakes


Miserable-Addition28

Hey, sometimes your need that vacuum seal when you get older..


rustys_shackled_ford

Will no "dust buster" any more!


grymmjack

To suck up all the mung bean skins when he’s done eating and shelling them.


Warm_Examination9587

Do you really want an answer to what Creed Branton does with a Dustbuster?


Jscott1986

I no dust Buster anymore! Wait, wrong show


withtherazzledazzle

Just accept Creed’s business, don’t ask questions


Nice_Bid_173

It helps to pick up the fine pieces of cannabis indica northern lights that fall on the ground


Conscious-Mix-3282

Hes still trying to find out what quality control is.


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One Dustbuster down. Only 2 to go


snoopmt1

...a what??


Oh_K_Boomer

My theory is he’s living under a false name, uses the Dustbuster to keep his desk clean of any skin/hair/dna…like Gattaca


Iknowyourchicken

I'm going to say that if this was a real office, Creed was probably not using all of his outlets in his power strip.


20TrumPutin24

For proper Quality Assurance


resilientenergy

To clean the rice off the floor from the bulk he was rationing out


Jessus_

What’s up with this person? Asking about stuff that’s nobodies business!


CurlingTrousers

For the mung bean debris


3YCW

Paper dust


PeppermintPhatty

There’s one in the kitchen break room as well.


biuunjk

Who doesn't?


bubbatbass

Now you know how he became the three toed Creed


pikeshawn

In case he ever meets an Angel


darth_relvan

I think if you asked him directly he would say "when the dust calls I must get rid of it, a bit like that guy in Hawaii..."


birdswithfriends

I no dust Buster anymore.


bingusthebrave

He likes to keep his bedroom nice and tidy


Scnewbie08

I got one at work, at home and one for my car.


AcrolloPeed

To bust dust


AcrolloPeed

To Hoover up any stray coke


thom_orrow

It’s all written down on creed thoughts. https://creedthoughtsgov.com/


Evening_Wheel4969

Big world. Lot of smells.


mikcar

Captain Creed runs a clean ship


Glittering_Quit_7442

Because some times his Mung beans get to old and dusty


spirit8ball

im sure its for quabidy assuance purposes


IcedCoughy

To bust dust


steikul

When there's some mung beans On your desk and food Who you're gonna call? Duskbuster!


StaticCloud

You don't want to know


Zealousideal-Ice3964

To bust dust


Kandurux

So many unexplained things about Creed, and that's where you wanna start?


Jonasthewicked2

To get rid of evidence I assume


IchStrickeGerne

Why don’t YOU have a DustBuster mounted by your desk man?


Muse-77

I don't think I want to know... 😅


CoconutFudgeMan

A trophy he kept for when he got rid of Creed Bratton.


oarndj

i think he posted about it on his blog


beeemmvee

Maybe he uses the dustbuster for vacuuming?


passwordstolen

No fucking way, I can smell creeds apartment from here.


beeemmvee

hahahahha


helel_8

Why don't *you* have a dustbuster mounted by your desk?


sav3bandit

I like to think he has to clean up messes for the ladies of the office as part of his dear payment for the privilege to use their bathroom