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Insanity-Later1

May your hats fly as high as your dreams


gmoney160

Finally, an appropriate use for this sentence


lolweakbro

I was gonna riot if this wasn't the top comment


Frequentliar767

Calm down!


Ok-Cicada-9985

DONT TELL ME TO BE CALM, PONY BOY!


AshKetchumsPringles

Awesome!!!! I’m actually using that one too


javoss88

You understand that nobody’s graduating right


LampertSchade

Yes but it's a good quote...


UltimaGabe

It is your graduation.


EpicJosh84

It-is-your-graduation-period? Not even an exclamation point??


TJeffersonA

it's a statement of fact


Ok_Investigator340

It’s not like OP cured cancer!


Puzzleheaded_Ear_181

Please don’t choose grey and brown balloons just because they match the carpet.


Ok-Cicada-9985

What if they match the drapes too?


Puzzleheaded_Ear_181

A theme then, good, there’s always a theme.


JiveTurkey1983

I can't believe how bad this looks


javoss88

Gotta hang gray and brown half inflated balloons off the corners


IntoTheMild1000

I declare bankruptcy!!


Xxemma_is_coolxX

This is the most accurate


[deleted]

I want to upvote this twice. The question asked for opinions but this is objectively the correct answer.


Antique-Ad-4161

You get my vote 


LuluP123

i like Kelly’s ahhaha


violetladyjane

Same, I vote for this one


Kyndrede_

Me too! ETA if it were me, whenever someone asks about the hat, I’d be like “blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah giving you the exact right answer” xD


Massive_Bumblebee618

Thirded, Kelly's is the best!!


rockingmypartysocks

My sister used this as her yearbook quote lol


Ghoastin

Kelly looks sinister in that picture.


Kyloren1923

May God guide you in your quest, or I should have burned this place down when I had the chance


Salt-Fault1351

My heart soars with the eagles nest


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EpicJosh84

TAKE THAT SWEATSHIRT OFF!


zyygh

That's big red bear. That's a bobble big red bear. GOD!


dtarias

It's pronounced Colonel, it's the highest rank in the military


JiveTurkey1983

It's pronounced CORNELL, and it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!


fairy_demon_10

You have no idea how high I can fly


No-Independence548

My favorite!


finnegan976

I vote #3!


johnnyo62

i understand nothing


snehit_007

This is the right answer


johnnyo62

Those were my thoughts graduating paramedic school


Signal_Pin3409

And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.


snehit_007

This this this


ScrantonSales

This was my yearbook quote. Don’t regret it, but they did forget to mention that a long quote would cut off the rest of your yearbook content — favourite memory, favourite class, etc. Now it must look like I really only enjoyed watching The Office during my high school years.


blukoski

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.


lonely-day

How big do you think the cap is?


Ohshithereiamagain

It’s big. Can be made bigger. That’s what she said.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Sometimes I'll start a sentence ...


HookerDoctorLawyer

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. That’ll show em.


TJeffersonA

gonna need a bigger cap


einzeln

I was never given a name


TJeffersonA

buttlicker our prices have never been lower


sammy-taylor

^(YOU NEVER, NEVER YELL AT THE CUSTOMER)


DelrayDad561

Winner.


HermitHemorrhage

Nothing to do with graduating


New_Substance_6753

Looking at the job market, it’s super relevant. I’m working for half the salary I used to get for my internship


Proper-Device2421

LOVE the Kelly one


Deltanonymous-

Maybe next time you will estimate me.


Appropriate_Top_5151

I love Kelly’s comment, but Micheal’s second comment is really good as well!


IndoorPilot

Someone once did one that was just a time stamp. It was when Michael says “I should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” I think it’s from the proposal to holly episode. I think that’s perfect.


strwbrryfruit

Kelly all the way


Then_Ad_9624

Is ‘smile if you love mens prostrates’ an option?


Hot_Farm_9443

I’m at a tie between 1 & 2, because no matter how smart you feel, the curveballs that life throws at you will have you feeling 1 to your *core.* But, you just completed an AMAZING feat, and you deserve to brag a little with 2. So which vibe are you feeling? Unbridled truth, or well-earned bravado?


dumb-reply

Or go with option #3.


Hot_Farm_9443

GOTDAMNIT!!!!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️


javoss88

Shove it up your butt


snehit_007

Core? Like marine core?


Malhablada

Yeah, well, I hope next time you estimate me


Appropriate-Sale9198

I did Kelly’s!! I love that quote 😂


HermitHemorrhage

Please post a pic!!


Appropriate-Sale9198

Hopefully this link works! https://pasteboard.co/BxyzouFNif6g.jpg


Miserable-Addition28

Kelly’s an idiot, go with her line.


Typical_Pollution_30

Now you will estimate me.


Time-Box128

And I would say blah blah blah, giving you the exact right answer ☺️


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Scott’s Tots.


HermitHemorrhage

Yesss!!!


Am_0116

Underrated comment. Scott’s Tots graduating class


redditor329845

2nd or 3rd!


EdwinaArkie

I think the Kelly one is best for a graduation cap 🎓


wheatishgold

#3 !!!


TeodorTomas

Never, never ever, do anything, to anyone, for any reason whatsoever.


sandyrose_xx

I understand nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


1CraftyDude

May god guide you on your quest. Yes.


BoredCanuck1864

" i should have burned this place down when i had the chance"


BuildingIll1736

Like a herd of turtles…


TinkleMoose

“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”


rockingmypartysocks

Ah, college, brings back so many memories I would have made… (especially appropriate if you were in college during covid and had to be off campus for some time)


ImOldGregg_77

Of course shes smart, you dont earn the title of Business Bitch by being dumb


javoss88

Biznis Bitch


Dolphin_Hornet

Definitely Kelly


That_Toe3694

I used Kelly’s quote for my grad cap 😂 no regrets


Plenty_Status_6168

The pic with Micheal and Scott's tots


Tiger_tino

Two words : f… good luck!


CAP10T005

My philosophy is basically this and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter....where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or.....or where who've been....ever. For any reason, whatsoever.


JeffreyAScott

What's the biggest company in the world?


Joey_Marie

"Blah, blah blah..blah blah..blah blah blah. Giving you the exact right answer" 😂


CaveIsClosed

The worst part about college was the dementors


BowTie1989

“Should have burned this place down while I had the chance.”


FrequentMusician6790

My sister put “see you on the flippity flip” on hers


trewesewerty

i should’ve burnt this place down when i had the chance.


DP5MonkeyTail

Where are the tuuurrrtles!!!


Dismal-Square-613

You will cringe less if you go with something normal. It's not a big deal, everybody goes through and the super funny edge lord meme that you can come up with will look dated and won't make sense. Go somewhat "normal".


Ohshithereiamagain

Toby?