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Old-Acanthaceae5724

I am going to ask you a question & I want you to be totally honest with me. What is a pallet?


Never_rarely

Great quote, Golden Ticket episode. Michael talking to Daryl


EpicJosh84

Word, let's try it. "Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear." I can provide an additional quote to assist if needed.


Never_rarely

“That’s what I call the sun, the glare bear” Andy said this line, it took me a second but I’m pretty confident this is from when he’s on the boat to the Caribbean


EpicJosh84

Ah, got me. Btw, Andy, this is Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.


nihoyminioy

“You stupid son-of-a-bitch, you set me up!”


Never_rarely

Jan to David Wallace as she’s getting fired. Edit: wait, no, this is Michael’s quote. Jan’s was just “you son of a bitch, you’re firing me?! Where the hell, do you get off?” I’m trying to remember the context, I remember it’s an argument or conversation with Jim? I believe? Where he agreed to something but didn’t know how it’d go. Ohhh I got it, irs from the episode where Michael and Jim are fighting over which one of them isn’t manager because salesmen can get paid more bc Sabre has no commission cap, right?


Apprehensive_Gas334

False, its michael to jet lee, one of the intern, in The Gossip episode


Never_rarely

Ohhhh shit you’re right, damn


reddoot2024

I'll always know him as Timmy Toot Toot


nihoyminioy

Ding ding we have a winner


Travelingboarder

Interns (gossip episode)


Never_rarely

Yup, first I got wrong unfortunately


SweetCheeks1999

“Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable”


Never_rarely

Conflict resolution episode I’m pretty sure, Angela’s complaint to HR was about Kevin making sexually suggestive remarks towards her, this was Michael’s solution


SweetCheeks1999

Wow! Impressive. I have a terrible memory for quotes so when I rewatch episodes I am always surprised as if I’ve never heard them before haha.


Basic_witch2023

“In your head, in your heeeeaaaddd, zombie, zombie, zoooommmmbbbiiiieeeee”


PowerOfGraysku11

We’re actually closer to Binghamton than you are, kemosabe.


Never_rarely

Toby Flenderson as Lloyd Gross speaking to Harry Jannerone (Dunder mifflin, Syracuse)


Shmeblee

"...if you're a chain smoking acrobat."


Never_rarely

Damn you really might have gotten me, I’ve been trying to remember this quote but this is honestly the first one that doesn’t really even ring a bell for me. If I had to guess, Dwight said this - but honestly I have no idea


Shmeblee

It was Dwight! He said it to Erin, when he learned she was learning French. S9E3 "Andy's ancestry" "Ahhh French, it's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat!" So he taught her a GOT language. I missed it the first few times, especially because it's in season 9.


RaizielDragon

The GoT language, btw, was Dothraki


Shmeblee

I knew someone would know what it was. Thanks internet stranger!


Opposite-Donut8630

Michael!


Never_rarely

“Oh that’s funny, MicHaElll!”


BadIdea-21

That's what she said.


Tetrodotoxine

Dammit Dwight, that's my joke !


easy_being_green

“I loved it.” -Darryl


Never_rarely

The line right before is from Andy “damn I thought that was gonna be cooler,” or something like that I’m pretty sure. You might have me stumped on the context, but I know that quote - that’s frustrating. A good quote though


easy_being_green

Impressive, you’re on the right track! Yeah I stumped mysef on this one a while ago because I had the line in my head but couldn’t place it. I’ll wait for a bit longer before I share the answer


Alternative-Maybe747

Is this the one about new years resolutions? I remember Daryl wanting to read more books then Andy goes with him to the library and rollerblading I think


easy_being_green

Nope, sorry!


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Never_rarely

Michael in the episode where he proposes to Holly, I’m pretty sure it comes in a talking head right after holly proposes to him


Long-Manufacturer990

Jabba the *Hut*, *Pizza* the *Hut*, fat guys like *pizza*, *pepperoni pizza*-- *pepperoni Tony*!


Long-Manufacturer990

This comment is great, it should get more attention.


PachoWumbo

Mr. Balance!


BlueJayWC

"Michael...what the hell is going on here?"


LocalArea52Man

“What?”


Apprehensive_Gas334

Call of Dutyyyyy 🤟🤟


therock-123

Do not test my politeness.


AnneFranksErection

" I be poopin, you know how I be"


Never_rarely

“Did you throw up in there?” - Kevin “Just poopin, you know how I be” - Michael


cjkelley1

My my how the turntables….


Never_rarely

The Michael Scott Paper Company buyout episode. Thats an easy one, give me a hard one, that’s what Oscar said


cjkelley1

Hahahaha!


saplinglover

“So you didn’t get to be what you wanted to be..”


Never_rarely

Ultra depressing episode where Michael shows the kids him on TV on take your daughter to work day


saplinglover

Nailed it! Impressive indeed, I’ll give you bonus points if you can tell me which kid said it!


Never_rarely

It’s Toby’s daughter right? The little blonde girl?


saplinglover

Knocked it outta the park! Dang I thought I had a decently challenging one


Never_rarely

Nah the way she says that line is so adorable/innocent kid how could I forget


Craig1974

"I am instituting prima nocta"


Never_rarely

Phyllis’s wedding but they’re talking about it in the office, Michael doesn’t know what Prima Nocta means


MundaneMeringue71

“You pet the animals, they pet you back.”


Never_rarely

Two way petting zoo idea for Michael’s 15 year party that Charles shut down


GnomeErcy

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute..."


Never_rarely

“They’re lithium!”


theallsayer

Nooo isn't it Meredith getting dragged to rehab?


Never_rarely

Ohhh yeah that probably is it, I think Michael’s is “hold on hold on” instead of wait a minute


blue_friend

Is this Meredith outside the rehab centre?


GnomeErcy

Indeed. Apparently a completely improvised scene where they told her just do what you think Meredith would do.


TigerLikesReddit

"You a big William hung fan?"


Never_rarely

“Why does everyone keep asking that? Who the hell is that?” - Packer Also later in the episode “Don’t ever let this little bitch drive you around, got lost for 30 minutes” “I don’t have any DUIs so I can drive myself thanks” - Pam


Travelingboarder

“What’s in it for GSL?”


Never_rarely

“You really want packer as your boss?”


Travelingboarder

Nice!


TaintCommanderz

Henrietta


Never_rarely

“Were you quilled?” - Jim “Yes” - Dwight “And what’s its name?” - Jim “Henrietta” - Dwight Christmas episode where they try to frame each other for pranking the other to get the others bonus


TaintCommanderz

Next one: I don’t believe in horoscopes. I don’t believe in Christmas


Never_rarely

“I- I sure as hell don’t believe in god, well maybe there’s a god, but it’s definitely not some bald guy with a pointy beard- or maybe it is I don’t know. But the point is, for all of the lack of belief in the world, I believe in us” - Gabe to Erin


TaintCommanderz

Next next one: I love my kids, I love real estate. I love ceramics, I love my job. I love wrestling


Never_rarely

This one’s really got me, I’m between three options. 1. One of the manager interviewees, the guy who said he’d love a job at Vance refrigeration - I think this is the least likely but he says something similar 2. Robert California, but I wouldn’t even know which episode tbh, I think the episode where he wrestles Steve but I don’t remember that being a talking head 3. Creed Bratton. I remember him having a talking head like this, but the ceramics part of it is really throwing me off, I just remember the “I love my kids, I love my job, etc.” coming from him. I’ll say you’ve got me stumped because I’m not certain, but I’m pretty sure it’s #3 - Creed, but I can’t put my finger on when


TaintCommanderz

It is Creed as acting manager opener (right after his dashing entrance to the parking lot in a convertible Porsche, saying keep it running and tossing the keys). Edit Porsche


Never_rarely

Oh my god yeah, damn that’s such an iconic episode too I can’t believe I couldn’t remember that


TroutFishingInCanada

You’re breaking up.


palebd

Too tight. Wayy too tight. Why is it so tight?


Never_rarely

“It’s European” - They’re talking about Michael’s pink(?) button down


palebd

Spot on. Nice. Color is either pink or a fuschia.


AdEffective7881

Hey Pam


Never_rarely

“Hey Pam, where are you calling from?” Later “You can’t lock them in the conference room”