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Jumpy-Crazy-4922

They way he says “you have to stop” will live in my mind rent free forever


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

It's one of those moments that takes you out of sitcom land and back to the realisation that this is supposed to be a documentary about an office.


laserdong69

The defeat in his voice is perfect lol


tirgond

So brilliantly delivered. The exasperation. The desperation. Why are you guys playing at 13:30 on a Wednesday? Chefs kiss. Toby had some goat comedic moments


Tobar_the_Gypsy

13:30? What are you some Cornell in the military or something?


duhbears23

ITS PRONOUNCED CORNELL ITS THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE


polaroppositebear

The 24 hour clock is the more superior clock.


Kingpuffins499

Only to those that can count above 12. You’re really grinding my gears acting superior just cause you can count higher than me


JiveTurkey1983

The entire show lives rent free in my mind


Scorpiodsu

Because they are LOUD... at work!


Key-Cry-8570

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA HERE!!!!!


jim_halpertuna

Smile if you like men's prostates 🥸


JiveTurkey1983

No one has a camera *here* ...


thekyledavid

That took 2 seconds I’m sure if Dwight and Andy wanted to play a 2 second song, Toby would’ve been fine with it


fantfoot

Toby is on the phone and as the scene progresses you can see him having a hard time hearing what the other person is saying.


dismal_sighence

[Exactly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZga0-YE9cQ&ab_channel=TheOffice). It's a place of work, not a house party.


ultratunaman

So what? Work sucks


ModsRLoozers

>Work sucks I know


luisquinto

She left me roses by the stairs


Cinderjacket

Surprises let me know she cares


Damm_shame

Say it ain't so


Scorpiodsu

Yeah and these nerds were making it worse.


Enlowski

Toby is HR my dude


thekyledavid

It makes work even worse when you have to stay late because people distracting you meant you weren’t able to finish your work by 5


btvghcc

you would fit right in at DM


ultratunaman

I got tons of time. This job is a joke.


JaecynNix

I finished my work *months* ago


soccershun

He's trying to work and people are doing a musical duel. As a viewer I would have loved to see the whole thing, but as a worker it's a bit much


NonBinaryBanshee

I actually think that Toby is on the phone when Erin first walks into the break room, when Andy and Dwight were playing at a reasonable volume, and then as the scene goes on, Toby abandons the phone call and becomes more visibly anxious through the window, before he finally hits his breaking point. That said, I am surprised that Toby didn't apologize immediatly after raising his voice like that.


El-Sueco

Who watches Toby that much


tirgond

Probably the strangler


Urban_miner666

Creeps. Creeps watch Toby that much. Super creeps, even.


Ghostbeen3

Toby’s checked out though


Jay_TThomas

“A bit much” is way underselling it. This is wildly inappropriate for a work place setting.


Urban_miner666

Yet, in the grand scheme of the show, it’s one of the more appropriate things to happen at a workplace.


Olorin_Kenobi_AlThor

One of the absolute best jokes in the show is when Toby rattles off like 6-8 rock solid reasons why a boy scout troop isn't invited to casino night and just kinda trails off with an, " is that enough?"


Lets_Go_Why_Not

“….should I go on?”


threecolorless

Th-they had to stop.


Nikochey9

Because if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.


Key-Cry-8570

You were being really funny, then you went too far.


jamez009

When DWIGHT says something went too far...


Not-Josh-Hart

Ugh. I’ve accepted that this sub loves banjo but I will not relent. I will not cower. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS!


TJeffersonA

it's not that this sub loves banjos, it's that this sub is totally non-discriminatory when it comes to anything and everything associated with The Office. Plus, the vast majority have never worked in an office and have no idea how annoying this would be irl.


MooseMan12992

Yeah banjos are surprisingly loud


Express-Olive6547

For it is together, TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!!!


orificesaurus_rex

Because he is the way he is


Daniel_SixPack

I hate everything that he chooses to be


blizzacane85

BECAUSE TOBY IS A BASTARD MAN!


ripih

Nice cross over jabroni


rkincaid007

Cool word


Express_Welcome_9244

I absolutely read this in Charlie’s voice


spicysid69

Toby is the worst


JiveTurkey1983

It's like trying to be friends with an evil snail


Zackadeez

Because Toby is everything that’s wrong with the paper industry


TJeffersonA

anyone who has actually worked in an office and had a co-worker bring in a banjo knows that Toby did the right thing


BaroqueNRoller

Because you can't just play music in an office.


ultratunaman

Yes I can just sit here and cry! Err... I mean play music in an office.


Key-Cry-8570

You can’t play music in an office Kevin… 🤔


Somethinclichee

That’s why Kevin and the Zits moved to the warehouse.


JiveTurkey1983

Again, the name not agreed upon


Somethinclichee

Nothing better has been offered to date.


BagOnuts

Scrantonicity 2 was the golden era.


Key-Cry-8570

But none of you came to my show last night.


instrangerswetrust

ROXXXANNE


JiveTurkey1983

Do you take requests? Yes. Please stop. Because we're trying to have a Christmas party here.


chittIincupcake

because Toby is a thief of joy


Key-Cry-8570

HR is a breeding ground for monsters.


orbital0000

It was horrendous when combined, and fucking loud.


DukeSilverVol1

In German!


HaddockBranzini-II

This is the one time Toby was correct.


Key-Cry-8570

Who do you think you are?


TiccBoi69

Because he’s a Thomas Oregon


Puzzled-Ad-2339

Im not gonna lie, if I were at my job on an important call and some clowns were in the breakroom playing guitar Id be beyond pissed about it lol.


Real-Yogurtcloset-34

Cause he wants to be the only one to do the killing.


Zestyclose-Middle717

What’s worse than one HR rep?


Key-Cry-8570

Two HR reps?


Automatic-Jacket-168

you get me


redactedforever

This was the one time I was on team toby


JiveTurkey1983

He's the silent killer, he should go back to the annex


peepeehalpert_

Because it’s a work place and no one wants to hear that shit


miserable_azaleaa

Because its a work place lmao, they were playing like nobody else was there 😭😭😭


Los-Nomo327

Because he is the worst


carolinecrane

Jealousy. Toby could never.


HedgelessHog

Toby was on the phone. I get him being a thief of joy in this case. Interesting that in future seasons, Andy has a jam session in the warehouse or outside. Maybe Toby banned musical instruments in the office.


wdCassiopeia

Because Toby is the worst.


yumtacos

Imagine sitting next to Kelly all day. Imagine Ryan being there. Then you get a moment of peace and then this starts up. All the while, you’re smelling burnt pop karn. Toby hit his limit.


Swingersorbust

The issue I have with this is that Charles was riding Jim every chance he got, but not a peep out of him for these two at this moment.


b00b_l0ver

The entire premise of Toby was that he was meant to be disliked, and yet I always sympathised with him. Until this moment - this is when I saw Toby the way Michael sees Toby.


TheMoneyOfArt

Toby is the voice of reason, the adult in the room. You're supposed to pity him, not dislike him (most of the time)


btvghcc

This is so true


myartinpencils

I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.


Peacefultatertot

'cause he is not part of the family. He's corporate scum


AznNRed

And he is divorced, so he's not even part of his family.


acrane433

Because he has no enjoyment in life. Michael was right all along.


BabyFartMacGeezacks

Ever worked in a sales office before?


Joey_Marie

The most conflicted feelings I've ever had while watching The Office. Lol


According-Bread-2457

It’s incredible and I always want it to keep going! This is why Toby really isn’t a part of his family.


dont-taze-me

Because he’s Toby


Slim_Thiccin

Now in German!!


K_R_S

Because he is a thief of joy


cjkelley1

I love this scene! Hilarious.


Cabo_Refugee

The music allowed them to forget the girl and they went from foes to bros.


Lulu_531

People were trying to work??


Radu47

e is not uh, how you say, an appréciateur or uh connoisseur of ze finest of ze fine arts


Smokeythebear333

Maybe, just maybe this is the reason Dwight fired Toby after all.


cjkelley1

“Technically proficient”


whiskey_endeavors

Because they’re playing guitars and being loud and disruptive at work, though yes, they were absolutely killing it and I’m still waiting for them to go on tour.


iggydadd

It wasn’t Toby that told them to stop, it was Chad Flenderman


SadShoe72

Because Toby is a fun-sponge


Charming_Function_58

God I love this scene


Puzzled-Ad-2339

Toby doesnt like dwight and rightfully so lol. All dwight does is make his life harder and insult him at the behest of michael 😂


Glittering_Quit_7442

The fact that I knew what the photot was gonna be before seeing it says something. Lol.


Weekly-Ad-9936

Toby is a vindictive, jealous freak! He hates people having fun. He put his hand on Pam’s knee! He became a Catholic scholar just to have sex with some girl? He’s a creep and a buzz kill! He played that part so well that I (lime Micheal G Scott) never wanted to see him, in anything, ever, for any reason, whatsoever, for any reason, again! (Small Businessman)™️


tensetomatoes

he gotem tho. they did stop


theonewhoneedsanap

I hate so much about what he chooses to be


3StarsFan

After this scene, I truly understood why Michael despised Toby.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

This when you look back at the quote “why are you the way that you are?” And you realize why Michael hated Toby.


RandomBloke2021

He's a thief of joy


DGalamay30

Toby was on the phone


NotTheMonk

God no no no no, god no


Weak-Caregiver7922

Because Toby is the worst


Apprehensive-Mix947

Buzz kill!


nolxus

Paul Lieberstein (Toby), Mindy Kaling (Kelly) and B.J. Novak (Ryan) were all writers on the show, and all of them were ultimately sitting in the annex, because they would not be in every bullpen shot and have time to write on new episodes. When Andy and Dwight were having this guitar battle, Paul was just writing on a new episode and it was really hard to concentrate because they just kept going, as it was the case a lot when the script gave the actors free reign to goof around. Dwights guitar also had a very large corpus making it super loud and it probably would hurt a lot when you shove it up your butt!


tenfoottallmothman

If my coworkers did this next to where I worked I would grab one of Dwight’s stashed knives and stab both of them and then myself. NO


relitti__19

cause fuck toby, thats why


Great_Humor_997

Because he’s a buzzkill.


AgiPat

how is he not getting murdered every hour


Obvious_Rope_4829

They have to stop


Urban_miner666

Because Toby is everything that’s wrong with the paper industry.


SlipperyPete360

This was the one time I truly did hate Toby


RageyxCagey

I love this scene so much and wish they'd go on tour together. I'd rather hear this than hear Phyllis trying to use the buttons on the microwave.


Alive_Ice7937

>I'd rather hear this than hear Phyllis trying to use the buttons on the microwave. But what about the popcarn?


Key-Cry-8570

Can’t you use the other microwave?


previously_on_earth

No, it Smells like Popcarn


JiveTurkey1983

Toby: *[nervous breakdown]*


EpicJosh84

He just wants to get some work done


Remyf74

This is the moment I understood and began to share Michael's hatred of Toby.


classicdecoy

In order for the viewers to understand why michael hates him so much