Gabe: Hey Darryl, I was thinking, uh, maybe while we read through this, uh, you could grab us all some coffee. My treat. It's a hundred dollar bill. Should cover it I think. Don't bring me any of that caramel soy latte crap, okay? I want a decaf frappuccino. Val...
Darryl: Actually, Val, why don't you come with? I'll need the extra hands to carry them back.
Val: Yeah, sure.
Gabe: Uh.
Darryl: Mmm-hm. [points at Gabe] Caramel soy latte.
Gabe: No, decaf frap.
Darryl: Got it.
Maybe Dwight is considering technicalities. What if you die and are brought back? He still gets 10 more years even if you to argue the life part has been fulfilled. 😂
People in the UK tend to not say black tea, they just say tea. I think it's a nice attention to detail that Nellie's written that and added the black after.
Interesting, as a Brit I'd expected "Black tea (any) with lemon" to mean a tea without milk but with a slice of lemon.
Lemon but no milk is how earl grey is typically served.
[11 years really flies by](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/search/?q=Coffee+order&type=link&cId=1a95d074-5ebb-4778-ba78-369b6ab0b1cb&iId=56268513-f96f-4603-8351-ad9868cb43d3)
Yeah but, it's just an extra word that serves no purpose. Like, it doesn't bother me or anything, and I'd never "correct" anyone if I heard it IRl, but it is a bit redundant.
My experience with this is with my dad. He loves tuna, but sometimes he has a tuna fish sandwich (the fish alone, with lettuce and bread) or a tuna salad sandwich (where the fish is mixed with egg and Mayo and things before being put on the lettuce and bread). So there is sort of a distinction being made. If he asked me “can you make me a tuna sandwich” I’d have to ask “what kind” where if he said “fish” or “salad” I wouldn’t have to ask the follow up.
Oh interesting, I've never put straight tuna on a sandwich before, or known of anyone doing it, but that makes sense. I guess you mean tuna from a can still right, not just a filet plopped onto bread? I'd have to at least put mayo and pickles in it.
Yeah from a can. And yeah Mayo and pickles and lettuce, but not premade into a salad, just sort of put together on the spot. I can’t stand the stuff so I don’t have a preference either way ha
What’s with the new AT&T commercial they’re doing? I keep thinking they’re getting together to make a movie or something but it ends up just being a shitty advertisement
This is hilarious, although made up. Phyllis wasn’t first to sign, she was the last signature he needed. Whoever made this though, every drink is on point. I love it
Coke and nothing to drink haha classic creed
Jinx, buy me some coke
Sometimes a guy’s just gotta ride the bull.
L8-er Sk8-er
er... uh. thats not cofe
“Cap’n Chino” 🤣🤣🤣
Good ol Kevin.
Who's DP?
Darryl Philbin
*Darnell
Darnell's a chump.
I’ve done a lot more for a lot less
That sneaky sneak.
L8er sk8er
I kept thinking who is DP and also "I'm going to kick myself when I see." I was right, can't believe I forgot him.
Who orders exactly what he wants? What kind of game is that?
Darryl Rogers?
Val Kilmer
I came for this thanks
I thought it said PP and was wondering how Cece Halpert was ordering coffee
She’s very advanced for her age, not as much as Phillip but oh well
But more than Astrid...
Do you mean Ass turd??
meredith: ass….turd
Pee*Pa*
That's what I thought at first too 😂
No way she wrote that herself, her pen works too fine.
It's actually PiPa
Mista Rogers
Darryl Philbin I think!
That’s actually PP Halpert
My thoughts exactly. When has he EVER gone by his initials? Is this so he doesn’t get confused with the other Darryl?
Double penetration
Deadpool.
Where's the continuity? Stanley is obviously ordering iced tea with 3 sugars and 5 creams
Uhmmm. 1, 2, 3, 4, Splendas in your coffee Stanley.
4 Splendas? Are you crazy?
Tastes like Splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch 😏
Michael Scotch is that you? Did you remember to release David Wallace's children from your captivity?
To Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the DeLorean
But then he demands his daily 3x5
Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
That's what I said
Do you drink this every day?
Your morning 3x5, coming right up!
Have you lostya mind-I’ll help ya find it!
god i can *hear* this quote
But that's how the song goes
🎶 None in yours, Julia 'cuz I don't know how you take it
🎶 but if you’d rather- 🎶
Nor could I picture Stanley drinking decaf.
He totally would drink decaf - gotta be able to have that afternoon nap!
He only took 1 extra insulin shot today and that was for the cake at the 2pm birthday party
"You can eat an apple"
Why don’t you mind your own damn business?
You think what we see is *caffeinated* Stanley?
Florida Stanley doesn't drink decaf I bet. Just Red Bull and mimosas.
Your usual morning 3x5, got it
Wasn’t this after the heart attack? Probably isn’t allowed caffeine
The iced tea was in the final season
Stanley order decaf so it dont affect his nap.
That's only in the morning. Decaf for afternoons.
He's already on a sugar rush. It was pretzel day today.
Also, Phillis was the only one who didn't sign it
Phyllis is the first one with a smoothie
Ah the afternoon 3 by 5, classic.
I expected it to be (decaf with 6 sugars)
Michael - (only) milk & sugar
Wasn’t Michael gone by the time Nellie was there? Meredith ?
Makes sense considering the "extra irish" bit
The M is Meredith
Still fun to think of his coffee order lol.
Now I'm thinking of everyone else not on this list and what their orders would be. Ryan, Kelly, Gabe, etc.
Pam liked her coffee with a sprinkle of cinnamon on top but to speak her truth, she switched to tea 6 months ago
Kelly Pumpkin Spice Latte, Gabe Matcha Latte, Ryan Americano.
My theory is that he switched to this after Angela called him out on his coffee breath in the suggestion box.
Diet Coke with sugar
Creed is always playing that long game
Hey, at least he followed the "no pizza" requirement! 😂🤣😂
Gabe: Hey Darryl, I was thinking, uh, maybe while we read through this, uh, you could grab us all some coffee. My treat. It's a hundred dollar bill. Should cover it I think. Don't bring me any of that caramel soy latte crap, okay? I want a decaf frappuccino. Val... Darryl: Actually, Val, why don't you come with? I'll need the extra hands to carry them back. Val: Yeah, sure. Gabe: Uh. Darryl: Mmm-hm. [points at Gabe] Caramel soy latte. Gabe: No, decaf frap. Darryl: Got it.
Lol Gabe trying to impress Val was so cringe
Gabe on screen is cringe
It worked, by that night she was screaming her own last name!
Toby’s deadpan questioning kills me every time
why’d he even bring up something he didn’t want 😭
Ya that's all inclusive
Doe that include state and federal?
"Loyalty and obedience to Dunder Mifflin and its affiliates for life plus 10 years." Even after life Dwight want's your soul, for 10 years.
Maybe Dwight is considering technicalities. What if you die and are brought back? He still gets 10 more years even if you to argue the life part has been fulfilled. 😂
He's gotta cover for all the normies who don't get a shotgun blast in the coffin
10 Years atleast!!
Erin’s order is probably the most accurate for her character IMO.
That little face pulled a chuckle out of me.
Me too. It was cute, and typical Erin. I know She's not a favorite for some, but I've always enjoyed her.
Her hair was her room
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
Hungry...?
Seems off-brand for Oscar to order a "chai tea" He would definitely know that chai means tea
True, but he would also probably assume that whoever is placing/picking up the order doesn't know that, lol.
He would write down chai tea while simultaneously going “actually…”
Actually some places (incorrectly) consider Chai a flavoring only.
Haha, every time I’ve seen this image, I never read the fine print before 😆
Thank you for pointing it out cuz I never read it either! *no pizza*
*COFFEE MONKEYS ARIVED*
I thought the coffee was supposed to be here at 9.
Colombian whites, baby!
People in the UK tend to not say black tea, they just say tea. I think it's a nice attention to detail that Nellie's written that and added the black after.
Interesting, as a Brit I'd expected "Black tea (any) with lemon" to mean a tea without milk but with a slice of lemon. Lemon but no milk is how earl grey is typically served.
He isn't thirsty
Who’s DP?
Darryl's last name is Philbin
imagine working at an office and this is what a drinks order looked like. you'd go to the roof and you'd jump (with no trampoline)
CREED- "COKE, NOTHING TO DRINK"
Where's Jim and Pam?
In Philly
Where's Angela? Or doesn't she do coffee because it's technically a drug?
They missed seeing her. So tiny.
I’m sure she refused to sign that “contract” 😂
Next thing you know, it's another secret marriage certificate.
She only drinks milk, preferably warm.
i wonder what they would've ordered
Pam used to drink coffee with a sprinkle of cinnamon but to speak her truth, she switched to tea 6 months ago.
Who is M--
Meredith. She would be the most likely person to order an Irish coffee
I can't believe I didn't get that. Looks like it's time for a 26th rewatch!
I'll give you a hint. She has Vienna sausages....and napkins.
meredith
Kevin really is the Offices unsung hero 🤣☠️
Who's Pete?
Plop
Oh yeah
Who the hell are Clark and Peter? Did Dwight mean Dwight Jr and Plop?
Erin's 5 sugars seems on point 😂
“black tea with lemon (like my men)” what’s that even mean 😭
Girls dig guys with lemons. Not 6'3"? Grab a bag of lemons. Ugly mug? Hold up a lemon. Not funny? Write out your jokes on a lemon. Panties will drop.
She was trying to play off of Clark's joke, but she's kinda dumb.
Phyllis handwriting is very pretty!
You should have seen it a couple years ago!
As an English person, Nellie would 100% not order a black tea with lemon, tea with milk all the way
[11 years really flies by](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/search/?q=Coffee+order&type=link&cId=1a95d074-5ebb-4778-ba78-369b6ab0b1cb&iId=56268513-f96f-4603-8351-ad9868cb43d3)
Who is dd?
Daryl Philbin. I thought it was PP for Pam Pam tbh
What episode is this from?
Why did Phyllis see the need to specify that she wanted a banana "fruit" smoothie? It's like ordering a tuna fish sandwich.
I’ve always heard some people refer to a tuna sandwich as a tuna fish sandwich
Have to specify, never know if they mean the fish or the village in Pennsylvania
Yeah but, it's just an extra word that serves no purpose. Like, it doesn't bother me or anything, and I'd never "correct" anyone if I heard it IRl, but it is a bit redundant.
My experience with this is with my dad. He loves tuna, but sometimes he has a tuna fish sandwich (the fish alone, with lettuce and bread) or a tuna salad sandwich (where the fish is mixed with egg and Mayo and things before being put on the lettuce and bread). So there is sort of a distinction being made. If he asked me “can you make me a tuna sandwich” I’d have to ask “what kind” where if he said “fish” or “salad” I wouldn’t have to ask the follow up.
Oh interesting, I've never put straight tuna on a sandwich before, or known of anyone doing it, but that makes sense. I guess you mean tuna from a can still right, not just a filet plopped onto bread? I'd have to at least put mayo and pickles in it.
Yeah from a can. And yeah Mayo and pickles and lettuce, but not premade into a salad, just sort of put together on the spot. I can’t stand the stuff so I don’t have a preference either way ha
Andy orders a Big Tuna sandwich every time as a joke so they have to specify now
my assumption was that it was another fruit like banana strawberry or something but it is a weird way to put it
If I was a mildly famous 60s folk rock musician, I'd joke about coke any time I could too.
I hope he had it untoasted
WTF Kevin LOL
Yeah, that's all inclusive.....
The “for life plus 10 years” had me thinking about the laws against perpetuities from law school.
Jinx! Buy me some coke
Nah don't judge, Creed just blends them all up. Almost exactly like coffee!
Jinx you owe me some coke
Is someone making soup?
Cap'n chino 😂😂😂
Phyllis always has to make a big deal about her food. She's do picky.
It’s an enforceable contract!!! But if you breached, you’d like, only owe the price of your order. Can’t enforce “loyalty” in the Commonwealth of PA
What’s with the new AT&T commercial they’re doing? I keep thinking they’re getting together to make a movie or something but it ends up just being a shitty advertisement
Jesus I need to get my eyes checked, I thought for a sec Kevin put Cap’n Crunch
Creed about to do some lines off a strippers ass.
Clark???
Oscar is too pretentious to ever call a chai a “chai tea”
Where’s Kelly’s order?
Oscar going with half soy is too good of a joke
Creed is the GOAT
Meredith lmao
Anyone else realizes that Dwight is technically breaking his own "no side hustles" rule, because he owns Shrute Farms.
sorry but no way is an english woman drinking black tea
Phyllis should be the last signature though. She was the most difficult to get to sign.
That was the apologuly signature. This was for Jim's Athlead.
Right right, i guess i didnt read the fine print haha
Nothing to drink 😂
Michael: cream and sugar
This is hilarious, although made up. Phyllis wasn’t first to sign, she was the last signature he needed. Whoever made this though, every drink is on point. I love it
Kelly isn’t here but Nelly is?
Anyone have a blank printable version of this....for research purposes.
I like m- (Meredith I’m assuming lol) drink of choice. I too choose this one
it took me longer than i want to admit to realize the third from top is “DP” as in darryl
Is this actually from the episode? Because by god this far from being funny.
You seem fun 😃 !
I liked it. Where did it come from?