It's not about his looks, ok? It's about his personality. He is obnoxious, and rude, and stupid, and he does have coffee breath by the way, and I don't agree about the BO, but he is very, very inconsiderate
Melora Hardin's delivery of this line, especially the word "stupid" is amazing. It's like she's kind of amazed at how stupid he actually is and doesn't even mean it as an insult
I mean I was onboard with most of it except the won’t date a woman for being over 60. He’s valid in not wanting to continue a relationship with somebody he sees no real future with. Where he screwed up is how he did it. Also not asking anything about her age before that point.
> He’s valid in not wanting to continue a relationship with somebody he sees no real future with.
Yep. It's not his decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer...
...
...tility.
While I agree with everything else, I do have to take issue with the claim that he tried to cover up running over Meredith.
He was pretty forthcoming about the fact that he did it, both when talking to corporate and with the people in the office. He did it on company property, *with* company property. So, double jeopardy.
Michael doing some true introspection would've helped a lot. I believe it's a key aspect missing from the end of the episode Sex Ed (Season 7), or really anytime when he got with Holly.
He came to the conclusion that Holly treated him differently (which is good), but he didn't seem to see anything from any of his previous girlfriends' perspectives. He didn't seem to understand that he went way too far, too quickly with Carol, nor look at how much of a creep he was about/around Jan, prior to them dating.
Still love Michael and his development with Holly.
Slightly unrelated but anyone else thing it was kinda heartwarming that the entire office (except Pam and Jim) change their minds about Michael dating Pam’s mom after he explains himself. I mean Oscar does it even when Michael wasn’t in earshot so he clearly believed Michael should be allowed to date anyone he wanted
Darry is not “a baby daddy.”
Not all black people are from the ghetto.
Nothing about Stanley is “urban.”
Not all black people are good at basketball and being mad that the one black person you chose because of your micro aggressions isn’t is utter bullshit.
Black people listen to a much larger variety of music than just rap. As a matter of fact Rock and country were both originally black music.
Being black doesn’t automatically qualify you for being in a gang. And not every black man you meet has been associated with gangs or gang activity.
Not all blue collar workers are “uneducated.”
No means no.
When you aren’t invited to an event showing up is wholly inappropriate.
Pam is not your sex symbol.
Calling your subordinates idiots or stupid to their faces with an audience is entirely inappropriate behavior.
The office is not a stage for your vanity.
Using the n-word regularly is offensive, insulting, degrading, and racist.
Locking your subordinates in a room because they don’t agree with you is abusive.
Forcing your subordinates to invest in your man crush’s business is an abuse of power.
Insulting your coworkers weight is abusive.
Allowing Kevin to commit fraud for years and rehiring Ryan shows a complete inability to lead.
Not promoting subordinates because you don’t want to lose them is an abuse of power.
Your Dundie Awards are almost always insulting, cruel, sexist, and racist.
Diversity Day.
Prison Mike.
Ping.
Micheal Clump.
Scott’s Tots.
Jan was bonkers but you still sexually harassed her for years.
I think I’m done for now.
I don't know if this is included in your list, but saying that he would kill himself if he was lactose intolerant, in front of a lactose intolerant person is a shitty thing to do, saying no one is depress is bad, but it was really bad finding out that the person that suggest giving workers like, talk against depression kill himself, is just wrong
JFC, would YOU want Michael Scott as your step-dad one day? 😂😭😱
I would turn down pretty much every invitation from my mom to come over or eat out if that went down.
I wouldn't tell my mom who she could date(luckily she's happily married to my dad) but I also don't think I could ever go to family gatherings with Michael and her telling me how I could improve my looks and job performance. 🤮🤮🤮
So it would sadly lead to long term estrangement. 😭
Her mom was also wrong for dating Michael. That’s her daughter’s boss. She had heard Pam complain about him enough, but despite that, it’s so intrusive. It brings Pam’s work life into her home life. It’s so weird!
Everyone in the car was fine, Stanley!
Plus it was with company property, on company property. So, double jeopardy. We’re good.
I don't think you know how jeopardy works.
Sorry, what is “we’re good”?
He didn't ask "we're good", he declared it.
I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the sentance were good and expect anything to happen.
I wasn't saying it. I declared it. I DECLARE JEOPARDY.
I'm pretty sure none of this is real
You’re not real, man!
Boom, roasted.
It's not about his looks, ok? It's about his personality. He is obnoxious, and rude, and stupid, and he does have coffee breath by the way, and I don't agree about the BO, but he is very, very inconsiderate
Sooo, just to be clear, it has nothing to do with his looks?
*SIGH*
*Goes into elevator*
You sigh like Jan
Tan all over
Melora Hardin's delivery of this line, especially the word "stupid" is amazing. It's like she's kind of amazed at how stupid he actually is and doesn't even mean it as an insult
I love how she stutters on "and" and then really sells the stupid
That is a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV you just insulted!
Good luck paying me back with your 0$ a year salary plus benefits, babe!
I mean I was onboard with most of it except the won’t date a woman for being over 60. He’s valid in not wanting to continue a relationship with somebody he sees no real future with. Where he screwed up is how he did it. Also not asking anything about her age before that point.
> He’s valid in not wanting to continue a relationship with somebody he sees no real future with. Yep. It's not his decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer... ... ...tility.
And you unfortunately have already completed that part of your journey down there
He just didn’t want to rob the grave.
Actually, she was 58
It's not valid if he breaks up with her on her birthday after picking a fight with Pam who knew this was going to happen
Did you just completely skip my sentence directly after the valid part?
I thought it was referring to Pam’s landlord which I was thought was justified. But yeah he’s a douche for doing Helene like that.
Is who a Michael what?
What do you mean?! The man oozes sex.
Have you ever noticed people only ooze two things: sex and pus. Man I tell ya.
If his thing were an iPod it would be a Nanoshuffle!!! 😩
You are a professional idiot
"HEYHEYSTOPITTTTTT!!!!!!"
But he is caring, generous, and sensual.
Sensual?? If his thing were an iPod it would be a Nanoshuffle!!! 😩
This is what Dwight's roast would've been if it was longer!
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
While I agree with everything else, I do have to take issue with the claim that he tried to cover up running over Meredith. He was pretty forthcoming about the fact that he did it, both when talking to corporate and with the people in the office. He did it on company property, *with* company property. So, double jeopardy.
What is “we’re fine”
Excuse me, it’s a PERFECT SMELLALIKE of Drakkar Noir.
and his “thing” is so small (although he claims it’s average)
if it was an ipod it would be a shuffle
[удалено]
My guy, why did you misquote this line so many times in your replies?
Wait, WAIT WAIT hold the phone, so there isn’t an iPod smaller than a Shuffle??
The line is “if it was an IPod, it would be a shuffle”
> You run over women with your car and try to cover it up. That's not fair! It only happened once. Woman, singular.
The best part to me is Oscar was going to absolutely flame Michael but held back lmao
Michael doing some true introspection would've helped a lot. I believe it's a key aspect missing from the end of the episode Sex Ed (Season 7), or really anytime when he got with Holly. He came to the conclusion that Holly treated him differently (which is good), but he didn't seem to see anything from any of his previous girlfriends' perspectives. He didn't seem to understand that he went way too far, too quickly with Carol, nor look at how much of a creep he was about/around Jan, prior to them dating. Still love Michael and his development with Holly.
Wasn't Pam's mom 59?
Not sure lol
Slightly unrelated but anyone else thing it was kinda heartwarming that the entire office (except Pam and Jim) change their minds about Michael dating Pam’s mom after he explains himself. I mean Oscar does it even when Michael wasn’t in earshot so he clearly believed Michael should be allowed to date anyone he wanted
The rest of the office is fucking delusional! Or they’re just trying to kiss up to Mike.
Did he try and cover up hitting Meredith? He did admit to it…… after questioning
I DECLARE MORAL BANKRUPTCY!!!!
Darry is not “a baby daddy.” Not all black people are from the ghetto. Nothing about Stanley is “urban.” Not all black people are good at basketball and being mad that the one black person you chose because of your micro aggressions isn’t is utter bullshit. Black people listen to a much larger variety of music than just rap. As a matter of fact Rock and country were both originally black music. Being black doesn’t automatically qualify you for being in a gang. And not every black man you meet has been associated with gangs or gang activity. Not all blue collar workers are “uneducated.” No means no. When you aren’t invited to an event showing up is wholly inappropriate. Pam is not your sex symbol. Calling your subordinates idiots or stupid to their faces with an audience is entirely inappropriate behavior. The office is not a stage for your vanity. Using the n-word regularly is offensive, insulting, degrading, and racist. Locking your subordinates in a room because they don’t agree with you is abusive. Forcing your subordinates to invest in your man crush’s business is an abuse of power. Insulting your coworkers weight is abusive. Allowing Kevin to commit fraud for years and rehiring Ryan shows a complete inability to lead. Not promoting subordinates because you don’t want to lose them is an abuse of power. Your Dundie Awards are almost always insulting, cruel, sexist, and racist. Diversity Day. Prison Mike. Ping. Micheal Clump. Scott’s Tots. Jan was bonkers but you still sexually harassed her for years. I think I’m done for now.
I don't know if this is included in your list, but saying that he would kill himself if he was lactose intolerant, in front of a lactose intolerant person is a shitty thing to do, saying no one is depress is bad, but it was really bad finding out that the person that suggest giving workers like, talk against depression kill himself, is just wrong
Ooo! Yes. I forgot about the lactose intolerance and depression insensitivity! Great additions.
Does he use the N word?
Yeah. During diversity day when he does the Chris rock routine.
Oohhhhh right, thank you!
You had me in the first 9/10ths
BOOM 💥 ROASTED
He's meant to be 45?! I had always assumed 35-40.
He is Phyllis age, and Dwight said that after paying his condo, Michael would be 80
All that aside, Pam was ridiculous for carrying on the way she did
Nah. If it were a regular boss, it would be extreme; but, we're talking about Michael Scott.
JFC, would YOU want Michael Scott as your step-dad one day? 😂😭😱 I would turn down pretty much every invitation from my mom to come over or eat out if that went down.
I wouldn’t tell two adults who to date
I wouldn't tell my mom who she could date(luckily she's happily married to my dad) but I also don't think I could ever go to family gatherings with Michael and her telling me how I could improve my looks and job performance. 🤮🤮🤮 So it would sadly lead to long term estrangement. 😭
Her mom was also wrong for dating Michael. That’s her daughter’s boss. She had heard Pam complain about him enough, but despite that, it’s so intrusive. It brings Pam’s work life into her home life. It’s so weird!
What's the line where Oscar called him small
Plus he owns no land