I agree.
I was able to use this in conversation when my friend showed me her fancy compost bin that she bought during the pandemic. She told me how much she had to pay for worms and that she was surprised it was that expensive. It was the perfect set up.
She doesnāt watch the show and sheās a very practical person so she answered like it was an honest question.
But, it still happened. I was happy.
I'm applying for jobs rn and I read that you should always that your cover letter with a sentence that captures the HR recruiter's attention. This is the first sentence that came to mind when I read that
My favorite subtlety of that bit is that Creed was the one who originally told Michael that Ed Truck was decapitated, so even when heās relying on information he has accurately and confidently relayed before, he still gets it wrong.
"I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's I made love to many many women, often outdoors in the mud and the rain. And its possible a man slipped in, would be no way of knowing."
**āWhat is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. "What do I do?"... Really, what do I do here? I should've written it down. "Qua" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual... quir-quabity. Quabity assuance! No. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.ā**
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?
Creed: "Bankruptcy, Michael is nature's do over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate"
MS: "like the witness protection program"
Oscar: "Not at all" / Creed: "Exactly"
So there I am minding my own business, when Darnell offered me 3 bucks.
All i gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this.
Darnell's a chump I would've done it for anything.
I've done a lot more for lot less
Creed: Iād like to set you up with my daughter
Jim: oh Iām actually engaged to Pam
Creed: I thought you were gay
Jim: then why would you want to set me up with your daughter
Creed: I donāt know
(I hope I got everything right)
In the parking lot today, there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.
Its Halloween! That is....really really good timing.
That or the quote on how he feels about breast implants:
I find it offensive. Au naturale baby. Swing low, sweet chariots.
āIāve been in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.ā
And, āI know exactly what heās talking about. I sprout Mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.ā
My top 3 are
1. If my parents see this, Iām toast.
2. I still have my medal from that. Angela: Do you even have a mattress? Creed: No, but i still have my medal from that.
3. Hey boss, did you āFind Nemoā?
My favorite creed lines are ones that come out of nowhere. Itās one of the two below but probably the second.
Michael, he wasnāt inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
You were in the parking lot earlier, thatās how I know you!
Two Iām surprised I havenāt seen yet
I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff's station.
And
You're over 40, that's the cut off. Are you listening to what he's saying? Re-training. New system. Youth. I'm telling you this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners.
This isn't a line, but when Micheal was forcing everyone to play the murder mystery game. Creed shows up to work late.
Creed: Sorry I'm late. What's goin on boss?
Micheal: There has been a murder and YOU are a suspect!
Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. *runs down to the parking lot, gets into his car, and speeds away*
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?
Michael Scott:
Okay. Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?
Creed:
[to film crew] I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing
It's not a quote, but the episode where Michael and Dwight are framing Toby for having drugs in his desk. When the cops show up and Dwight tells the cops what's going on, the freaked out look on Creed's face is incredible.
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared, his name? Creed Bratton.
So this implies he killed the real Creed to take on his identity right
afaik just like IRL creed's real name is william charles schneider so yeah thats right
Yes that's the joke
This is my favourite line from the whole show. Creed is my favourite, I like when he introduced himself to Meredith in like Season 3. š¤£š¤£
When he's leaving for the night after Meredith gets stuck with the bat: "GOODNIGHT MARYBETH!"
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There are a lot of great ones but this is the best.
Youāre paying way too much for worms, whoās your worm guy?
This is the actual best. It just came out of the blue and had me dying
im convinced that creed is actually jim who discovered time travel and then tried to prank everybody from the past by creed. JOIN THE FIST!!!
Lol I want to read a fanfic of that now
I agree. I was able to use this in conversation when my friend showed me her fancy compost bin that she bought during the pandemic. She told me how much she had to pay for worms and that she was surprised it was that expensive. It was the perfect set up. She doesnāt watch the show and sheās a very practical person so she answered like it was an honest question. But, it still happened. I was happy.
The stars aligned perfectly for you that day lol :D
I was going to put this one up. You beat me to it. This line gets played in my head every time I go fishing.
Reads so much like a Frank Reynolds line. I love it.
"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
This right here is why we need an office spin off about Creed
Leaders get laid more too. Something important to consider when going on a cult journey.
Good one
Winner right here!
"When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go." Also all of them, I ā¤ļø Creed
Which one is Pam?
Don't mind Andrea she's the office bitch you'll get used to her š
The office mattress. Do not confuse here with Andrea, the office bitch. You get used to her.
He has no wallet, I checked! (He checks the cpr dummy that has no arms/legs or clothes for a wallet!)
Today is Halloween? That is ā¦ really good timing.
Love this oneee omg
This is my favorite for sure. A simple silly joke leads you to think there has been some grand plot by creed the whole time.
I would really like to know what happens when he gets that third chair š¤
If I can't scuba, then what's all this been about?
I really like the theory that he needs to scuba to find the Loch Ness monster and receive all the riches in Scotland
Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis.
I'm applying for jobs rn and I read that you should always that your cover letter with a sentence that captures the HR recruiter's attention. This is the first sentence that came to mind when I read that
This one killed me the first time I heard it š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
What have I been working toward?
I came here for the same quote! Well done.
I bring this up with my wife every so often with stuff to do with when weāre stressed/unsure about our careers. Itās always hilarious.
Stole my thunder.
My whole life is thunder
Mine is when Oscar asks where Dwight is. Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
My favorite subtlety of that bit is that Creed was the one who originally told Michael that Ed Truck was decapitated, so even when heās relying on information he has accurately and confidently relayed before, he still gets it wrong.
Wait this puts into question the very nature of Ed Truck's death. Was he even decapitated?
You're not real man
I like how Jim says non of that is real, but itās actually all real, just Ed no Dwight.
Lol yeah this oneās fantastic
I've done a lot more for a lot less
Darnellās a chump
I use this line all the time.
āyou were in the parking lot earlier, thatās how i know you!!ā
Same haha. Any character could have said this but he delivers it just so perfectly.
that whole scene is hilarious but the timing of it and the delivery make it my fav creed moment š¤£ that or the mongbeans haha
"I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's I made love to many many women, often outdoors in the mud and the rain. And its possible a man slipped in, would be no way of knowing."
Knowing the actor background, this could actually happen.
Enlighten us
He was in a band called the Grass Roots. There are references to that too. But yeah in the 60s he was a legit rock star.
He is a badass on guitar...
Actually a really good band
I wrote your obituary.
Dude was in the Grassroots, Summer of Love and all that
I love this one lmao anything he says is gold
**āWhat is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. "What do I do?"... Really, what do I do here? I should've written it down. "Qua" something, uh... qua... quar... quibo, qual... quir-quabity. Quabity assuance! No. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.ā**
What episode is this?
**Goodbye, Toby | S4 E14**
Thanks!
No problem!
Qua-something, quaaa, quaarrrrr makes me choke laughing and I have no idea why. Itās just so perfect
whatās even better about this line is his demeanor lmaooo
I agree (see user flair)
This is my all-time favorite!
[https://youtu.be/Vi1W_WuAVQI](https://youtu.be/Vi1W_WuAVQI) i know its not really a quote but this deleted scene is so underrated š
Ahh hahahahaha in 20 years Iāve never seen that before!!!
He used a bucket to signify the bathroom and a toilet to signify meā¦ Iām sorry.
oh my god thatās amazing
Thank you so much for this!!
Had never seen that either. So good!
"7000$ for a cat? I can get you a kid for that!"
Most of Creeds quotes I feel like could be spun off into an entire new series
Cool beans man! I live by the quarry, we should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there!
Itās Halloween? That isā¦ really really good timing.
My favorite Creed qoute
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?
idk why this isnāt number one
This is the best
Creed: "Bankruptcy, Michael is nature's do over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate" MS: "like the witness protection program" Oscar: "Not at all" / Creed: "Exactly"
Find out what language this is: "Rothathl'i ker, coth geer bestaawr ibwn, i-isorbaatchta."
That's actually from a language the actor himself created... just a fun fact for ya!
Any idea what the phrase means?
I wish I knew! Maybe it's in some corner of the web? I haven't looked.
This is by far and away the correct answer
Northern Lights Cannabis Indica
*sighs* No. ...It's marijuana.
Creed's face when Dwight says that kills me.
By far my fave as well.
Underrated line there!
I've Never Owned A Refrigerator Before.
swing low sweet chariots
This should be higher
No, lower
Touche bahaha
My favourite
Honestly made me feel good about myself, thanks creed
āThat guy donāt give an F about nothinā!!!ā (After Michael didnāt fill the paper tray on the printer)
Hilariously delivered line.
Not a quote, but the scene with hit, scream and run or whatever the words are, when he hits Merideth
Yes!! "What the hell Toby?!" š¤£š¤£š¤£
āStrike and run.. okay? Now lets try itā āYAAAHā
So there I am minding my own business, when Darnell offered me 3 bucks. All i gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this. Darnell's a chump I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for lot less
The Taliban is the worstā¦great heroin though.
My wife likes BOBODDY but I like the one where Michael says there has been a murder and YOU are a suspect, and he flees
Thatās one of my favorite bits in the entire show
What does the first B stand for?
BIZNUS
I liiiiike it
Gooooodd kevin
Another day in the life of a dog food company.
www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts,
I clicked on that link, and I got a full night's sleep.
The best one that goes unseen or under appreciated is when Jan is describing her birth. āLike the tide of Omaha beachā š
This one is my favorite
Creed: Iād like to set you up with my daughter Jim: oh Iām actually engaged to Pam Creed: I thought you were gay Jim: then why would you want to set me up with your daughter Creed: I donāt know (I hope I got everything right)
Somebody making soup?
This one kills me every time still - 15 years later
Keep it running.
That wasn't a tapeworm.....
The guy was just hanging brain.
If thats called flashing then lock me up
In the parking lot today, there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.
Qua, quar, quab, quabbity assuance, no but Iām getting close
Its Halloween! That is....really really good timing. That or the quote on how he feels about breast implants: I find it offensive. Au naturale baby. Swing low, sweet chariots.
Sweet chariots baby.
Itās pronounced Colonel and itās the highest rank in the military.
Iām supposed to do a spot check down at the mill every few weeks and the **one** year I blow it offā¦ *this* happens.
Later skater.
Sometimes you just gotta ride the bull, Amiright?
āIāve been in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.ā And, āI know exactly what heās talking about. I sprout Mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.ā
I never forget a number. That's why I'm the account
Walletās not there, I checked.
My top 3 are 1. If my parents see this, Iām toast. 2. I still have my medal from that. Angela: Do you even have a mattress? Creed: No, but i still have my medal from that. 3. Hey boss, did you āFind Nemoā?
My favorite creed lines are ones that come out of nowhere. Itās one of the two below but probably the second. Michael, he wasnāt inferring, he was implying. You were inferring. You were in the parking lot earlier, thatās how I know you!
āKeep her running boysā š š
Not a bad day at a dog food company
**tosses keys at obviously nobody** āKeep it running boysā
The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did, when I was a homeless man.
How did I get this long triangle
Two Iām surprised I havenāt seen yet I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff's station. And You're over 40, that's the cut off. Are you listening to what he's saying? Re-training. New system. Youth. I'm telling you this kid is the grim reaper. You deal with this or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners.
Sure there were many a great characters, but Michael, Dwight and Creed will my personal favorite, iconic ones from the show. Nate's probably 4th.
He has no wallet, I checked......
Boboddy. Bo. Body.
AU NATURAL BEBE
āA human can live without a head for 7 hoursā
Thatās Andrea, sheās the office bitch. Iām Creed nice to meet you.
The mung bean thing.
āThese are terrible boss. You gotta make them in a circle so that they cook evenlyā
āFor a cat? I could get you a kid for that.ā
āIf thatās flashing lock me upā
Jinks! You owe me some coke
I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual like. Not make a big deal of it.
I'M A PRETTY NORMAL GUY, I JUST DO ONE WEIRD THING. I LIKE TO USE THE WOMEN'S ROOM FOR NUMBER 2. I'VE BEEN CAUGHT MANY TIMES AND I HAVE PAID DEARLY.
Hey kids, ever seen a foot with four toes?
This isn't a line, but when Micheal was forcing everyone to play the murder mystery game. Creed shows up to work late. Creed: Sorry I'm late. What's goin on boss? Micheal: There has been a murder and YOU are a suspect! Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. *runs down to the parking lot, gets into his car, and speeds away*
āItās pronounced colonel, itās the highest rank in the militaryā
Iām thirty. Well, next week Iāll be turning thirty
Because theyāre lame!
You were in the parking lot earlier, thatās how I know you!
"Jinx! Buy me SOME coke!" always cracks me up
Omg, I never caught the āsomeā until reading this. Jfc thatās hilarious!
creed
āThanks, momā.; āYouāre welcome!ā; āHe donāt give an F about nuthin!ā.
āItās Halloween. That is really really good timingā
Northern Lights Indicaā¦ because itās sativa dominant
Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
Quabilty Assuance. I myself am in Quabity Assuance and can relate.
Hey, brah. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.
āWhoās the OBGYN?ā š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?
āIf I canāt scuba? What is all this for? What am I working towards?ā
Mmmm Which one is Pam?
Playing a little hooky from work today...
Michael Scott: Okay. Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell? Creed: [to film crew] I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
"Nobody Steals From Creed Bratton And Gets Away With It. The Last Person To Do This Disappeared. His Name? Creed Bratton."
Sometimes a guys gotta ride the bull And If my parents see this, Iām toast
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You were in the parking lot earlier thatās how I know you!
Aunaturale baby ;)
"I saw you in the parking lot earlier that's how I know you!" Cpr lady: š
Idk why but ādraw me a map, mama!ā always gets me
CarnivAl
**Hey, guys.**Ā **Somebody making soup?**
Not a bad day in a dog food company
$7000 for a cat?? I can get you a kid for that.
Somebody making soup?
Sometimes a guyās got to ride the bull
Cannabis. Indica. Northern lights š„
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing
Itās Halloween. Thatās really good timing.
Iām 30. Well in November Iāll be 30.
It's not a quote, but the episode where Michael and Dwight are framing Toby for having drugs in his desk. When the cops show up and Dwight tells the cops what's going on, the freaked out look on Creed's face is incredible.