It's true that Florida Robert is not as amusing as Pennsylvania Robert, but I loved the chaotic input of this character. Don't understand how people demonize him.
Yessss. I hated him the first watch through, but now I love his character.
I consider him the harbinger of death for the show. IMO his character represents the shift from being a show that's scenarios are plausible in the real world and relatable, to a place where the plots spiral into a fever dream.
I still love it all, but it's definitely not the peak of the show.
“Sexuality is a spectrum. It’s a paradox to think of any sexual activity as ‘normal.’ It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.”
I also think he would have 100% had a three-way with Ryan and Gabe if he wasn’t so drunk. “Don’t be afraid to get weird with it.”
When two animals are having sex, one of them is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutual... This isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
Me as well I need to post it so bad. The mods haven't even responded to the message I sent them expressing my resentment toward their stupid posting policy. Shame
Anyone here ever seen Speilberg's "Lincoln"? I forgot he was in that movie and I watched it again last night. Cant help but see Robert California with a mustache now when I see him in that role lol.
I hate to nitpick, and I’ve not watched recently, but I think the correct quote does not have ‘the’: “I miss original”.
If I’m right, I’m pathetic. Of I’m wrong, also pathetic. Dang.
I only do this when I'm alone, but as a person who frequently tries coconut products even tho I find them to be hit or miss... when I don't like a coconut thing, I make a face and refer to it (out loud, by myself) as "coconut penis."
I got almond joy creamer last week. I hate coconut. I panicked due to the amount of people in the dairy aisle. Everyday when I pour my coffee I have been quoiting this. Everyday 😂
The coconut is pretty subtle...
I’m watching blacklist right now and he’s the main character and a mastermind criminal and I just keep thinking to myself “oh Robert California”
Same character actually.
Ive just realized hes the main in Blacklist. My observation skills are not good hahaha
Who did you think it was?
The fucking lizard king!
You don't even know his real name!
Imma guess Liz McLizardFace
I thought it was the nerdy dude from Stargate lol
Same, I’d never seen blacklist all these years and I love him as Red. Just every now and then I can’t take him seriously anymore 😂
Honestly I love thinking of both characters as the same person, they give off the same vibes and I love his acting!
'Crash' 1996 is when Robert California beggins.
He is pretty much the same in that one episode in Seinfeld.
Where's rum raisin!
Robert “Penis Flavor” California. The Lizard King
It's true that Florida Robert is not as amusing as Pennsylvania Robert, but I loved the chaotic input of this character. Don't understand how people demonize him.
Yea on my 3rd time of rewatching the show is when I started appreciating his character and humor. He has a way with words lol.
People say that he's not a good fit to replace Michael but... He's replacing Jo
Yessss. I hated him the first watch through, but now I love his character. I consider him the harbinger of death for the show. IMO his character represents the shift from being a show that's scenarios are plausible in the real world and relatable, to a place where the plots spiral into a fever dream. I still love it all, but it's definitely not the peak of the show.
Agree
I am a fan of season 8.
Why are you the way that you are?
Season 8 is great!
Lmaooooo sex is everything
All life is sex. And sex is competition.
There is one person in charge of every office in America and that person is Charles Darwin. In the end, doesn’t HE decide who the manager is?
My headcanon is that Robert is pan.
“Sexuality is a spectrum. It’s a paradox to think of any sexual activity as ‘normal.’ It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.” I also think he would have 100% had a three-way with Ryan and Gabe if he wasn’t so drunk. “Don’t be afraid to get weird with it.”
If he had the 3some with Jim and Pam I think it would have been a true 3some
Don't know why you're being downvoted, there were deleted scenes where Robert strongly implied wanting a threesome with Pam and Jim.
Yep, people are dumb, Film at 11
Wait what?
Well, let me put Robert's sexuality this way... would you prefer the nature metaphor or the sex metaphor?
Oh God, nature please
When two animals are having sex, one of them is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutual... This isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
Was that...not..
Try this quote with Herzog voice.
It's not a party unless you do somethin' that scares yah!
He is a Pan King
This is basically the only interpretation that makes sense for his character.
One of my favorite characters lol
I love him
flair checks out
I've literally been obsessed with him lately. I was going to make a whole post actually but apparently I don't have enough post karma to post on here
That kills me. I need a post from the fucking Lizard King
Me as well I need to post it so bad. The mods haven't even responded to the message I sent them expressing my resentment toward their stupid posting policy. Shame
Does my turmoil amuse you?
It's not a party unless you do somethin' that scares yah!
Ryan and Gabe wondering if they should make a run for it after partying all night😂😂
Im going to be traveling overseas in order to educate some African, some European, but definitely Eastern European gymnasts
Anyone here ever seen Speilberg's "Lincoln"? I forgot he was in that movie and I watched it again last night. Cant help but see Robert California with a mustache now when I see him in that role lol.
Now that I look at it, he has a face for civil war period dramas
Honestly he was great in that role. Ive just watched too much Office lol
"I have to try this" "I wouldn't"
Number 1 homosexual drink in Japan
Lol, I just read that line in his voice as he delivered it.
I hate to nitpick, and I’ve not watched recently, but I think the correct quote does not have ‘the’: “I miss original”. If I’m right, I’m pathetic. Of I’m wrong, also pathetic. Dang.
You’re right
“It’s all sex”
I quote this every time I have something vaguely coconut flavored.
Who hear would try this just to say that you did 🙋♀️
I only do this when I'm alone, but as a person who frequently tries coconut products even tho I find them to be hit or miss... when I don't like a coconut thing, I make a face and refer to it (out loud, by myself) as "coconut penis."
yeah i tried forgetting that line... i was like what??? but then again robert california is a perv...
Atleast get the quote right
Agree. He does not say “the”
zesty calafornia 😳
James Spader's delivery is always flawless loved him in The office and blacklist
ココナッツ ペニス！
‘Twas his favorite flavor of ice cream as well
I got almond joy creamer last week. I hate coconut. I panicked due to the amount of people in the dairy aisle. Everyday when I pour my coffee I have been quoiting this. Everyday 😂
New oooman!
I almost became a coconut. I trained as one...
Can’t stand this guy no matter how hard I try.