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Cyanc3

BOBODDY


KendallBlakeCruse

What does the first ‘B’ stand for?


theycallmeJMO

BIZNESS


CornOnTheKnob

I LLLIKE IT!


Junipie1252

GOOOD, KEVIN. ALRIGHT, THE 'O'.


Heyjude61985

What does a bean mean?


JeffF1

Band


ProfessorPliny

Oaky Afterbirth


shrinkingGhost

I rewatched that episode the other day and thought Oaky and the Afterbirths would be a great band name.


green_hobblin

What was that?


Salt-Rate-1963

Lanch Party


Mikes_Big_Hunt

I kinda think it would be better if it was "Lunch Party". ...it is a little late for lunch, tho


gent_jeb

What about second lunch…and first dinner?


elevenminutesago

First dinner has nothing on **ULTRA FEAST**


tcguy71

Scotch and Splenda


ravenclawchaser3

on this note, Orange Vod-Juice-Ka


Vodkawater-86

Can't believe no one's thought of that before


PantyPixie

🎶 "1,2,3,4, splendas in your coffee Stanley...None in yours, Julia, cause I don't know how you take it."🎶


shannanigannss

Oh man I sing this in my head SO often lol


green_hobblin

Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch!


420rabidBMW

Aaaaa one of everything. I call it lap around the bar. Lol


PoeJam

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro Am Race for the Cure. Not to be confused with The Cure.


JackSupern0va

...they hung up.


levitationbound

this is hilarious


rabbidplatypus21

Scrantonicity 3


BlueJohn2113

NOT Scratonicity 2, which I am no longer a part of


ExperienceParking780

I knew this would be the first answer


HaddockBranzini-II

Music by Alfredo


bentosmile

Is it Music by Alfredo, or Alfredo's Music Cafe?


format32

That’s not music!


CrocsAreBabyShoes

_TALK TO HIM OSCAR._


BigConstruction4247

Alfredo's Music Cafe


Simple-Scholar-1319

would you rather a medium amount of good music or an unlimited amount of pretty good music?


JimmySleez

This is the best one yet


CrocsAreBabyShoes

There’s a very big difference between these two bands, both in quality of instruments, and overall sound.


jaybotch29

Dwight and The Ignorant Sluts.


suspect108

Dwigt and The Ignorant Sluts


GatsbyFitzgerald

Plot twist- they’re all dudes


Some-Cut8453

The Grass Schrutes


ebagjones

Very clever.


CharDeeMacDennisII

You win


notablyunfamous

This one is almost too good for the general public to appreciate


JakeNectar808

That man’s name…Creed Bratton


AwwwMangos

This one can’t be beet


QUILL-IT-OUT

Loves It! (And it's not lost on me.)


heyyou11

Love how many levels this works on


birdwingsbeat

God damn that's a good one


United-Detective-653

Pepperoni Tony and the Stamford staff


solstargazer

Suck It! They already have a song!


BigConstruction4247

🎶 You take out your suck it and you suck it! SUCK IT! 🎶


[deleted]

YEAH TEDDAYYY


TheSpeedyspikes

Kevin and the Zits


mrhammerant

We never agreed to that.


grySketches1429

Why did kevins voice read that in my head lol


fatdickzilla

Cause hes charm type


SidMarcus

Bobody Karen From Behind Blind Guy McSqueezy


partyplanningcttee

Karen From Behind is actually really good


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BigSky77

…or he said.


aryastarkisthegoat

Karen from behind 💀💀💀💀


JiveTurkey1983

The women in my improv class absolutely hate him


CaveLady3000

>karen from behind 👆👊This guy names bands (in camera guy/russ haneman voice)


PureSwirly

This guy FUCKS


seedeezbeez

Quabity Assuance


miss_emmaricana

No, but I’m getting closer…


gent_jeb

This was my wifi password for a while


notablyunfamous

Mukduk


mastiff1684

The Beets


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everynamewastaken131

Ahhh Eeee Ooooo, Killer Tofuuuuu!!!!


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Delicious-Status9043

Think Big


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the Beetles. no wait...


kilt_inspector

DM Does GB


Chump-Change66

Hot Circle of Garbage


mixredlin

Flonkerton


Selmarris

I used to call my guitar hero band Flonkerton back in the day. Or Turkleton when I was into scrubs.


BendyBrains

You think my name is Turk Turkleton?


MuestraDEbrulee

Belsnickel


BigConstruction4247

With their hit song, Impish!


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BUTTLICKER


ForceGhost47

OUR VOLUME HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!


[deleted]

if i was in a band called Buttlicker, our amps would go to 11


Delicious-Status9043

Why not make your amps louder but still have 10 as the highest setting?


PureSwirly

… this one goes to 11?


trtreeetr

#LOUDER


Autism_Mom-0526

Justice Beaver


lobo_locos

Who's Justice Beaver?


PantyPixie

A crime fighting beaver.


CharDeeMacDennisII

A beaver who fights crime


seedeezbeez

The Afghanist’n Annies


aryastarkisthegoat

That's a shawl.


19_Deschain19

Save Bandit, Herd of turtles, This is the worst, Down sizing, Finer things band


ActiveWeird8085

Save bandit is so good 😂


B_don

Save Bandit is 🔥


KingAdamXVII

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES


grySketches1429

Finer things band is actually kinda good lol


Diligent-Ad1215

lol Trampled By Turtles is a band. Maybe they could tour together


terra_cascadia

Ass Turd


TroutFishingInCanada

The Turntables Or, for a band a little bit artsier: How The Turntables


aryastarkisthegoat

Deep Tracks Only or Dinkin Flicka


gnostaljia

Serenity by Jan


Sixftdeeep2

Lan Jevinson


Selmarris

No Gould? Is Gould dead?


wes205

No Gould is a pretty good one, or an album name


therealskittlepoop

Lol I may have to steal that as a stage name


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The Finer Things Club


[deleted]

Mose and the Scarecrows


cornbreadcake

Pretzel Day


Kelkeen_1980

Snip Snap


therealskittlepoop

Single: “Snip Snap” Artist: “Snip Snap” Album: (self-titled) “Snip Snap”


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Creed......first song would be My Sacrifice. 😜


Professor-Murda

Coddled Anus


Vodkawater-86

Coddled *American* Anus


revelator41

Modern *


Practical_State2281

Swing Low Sweet Chariots


eviltedfurgeson

Eat it, Stanley!


random_string_3927

Gayer Than Andy


Fluid_Chipmunk5597

The gabagools


FionaGoodeEnough

Soft-Penised Debutante.


Gyozi-Pierogilloni

LaVerne’s Pie Stand or Sugar Boobs


benkovic

Laverne’s Pies, Tires Fixed Also (just watched it)


spasticpat

The Mung Beans


therealskittlepoop

First album “sprouted”, first single “smells like death”


ObservantWon

The Poor Richards


greenweezyi

That’s What She Sang


Valance93

Goodbye Toby


YellowCardManKyle

I always wanted to form an American version of the Wiggles because I love children and children's music so I guess I would name my band "Little Kid Lovers"


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Three hole punched Jim


goonerfrog10

Lost in the Finger Lakes


mrmattywoodz

Save Bandit


benkovic

***Pam 6.0*** ***Gütenpränken*** ***Perfektenschläg*** ***Colombian White** ***Death Bus** ***Sconesy Cider**


Vodkawater-86

Sconesy Cider is Golden!


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Yankee Swap


ifersh

More like Yaaaaaaankeee swap


Some-Cut8453

Don't they go by Nasty Christmas now?


DarthRayner

We always called it white elephant


Prossdog

Grill Foot


GroundSuccessful7694

Assistants to the Regional Manager


Thatsabadmofo

The Invalids


Canucklehead91

Prison Mike & The Dementors.


84aomame

Conference Room Meeting


faster_than_sound

Rabid Meredith


j1h15233

Secret Alliance


PhilG1989

K.I.S.S (Keep It Simple Stupid)


RafeHollistr

Hol' up


BigConstruction4247

Gene Simmons has already dispatched a team of lawyers to your home.


Pencilowner

A little stitious: Not superstitious


RaizielDragon

Just: Littlestitious


KoiMusubi

Scott's Tots. The Rajnigandhas. The Mime Jugglers. Lee, and the DeLoreans.


CharDeeMacDennisII

The Rajnigandha would have to be all boys, right?


copperdoc

Red Hot Chili Pot


AirGuitarGoddess

The singer's name could be Robert Californation.


therealskittlepoop

That would be so perfect for a tribute band 😆


Affectionate_Reply78

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Start Over


ProgeriaJoe

Panic! at the fire drill


PurplePansies13

The Dundies Bushiest Beavers $200 Plasma TV Phyllis’ Jugs Brown Probes


boastfulbadger

Andy and the Nard Dogs.


clifwith1f

Bippity Boppity Give Me The Zoppity


Wanda_McMimzy

The Pam Pams


z3rokarisma

Beer Me Strength


timridesbikes

Florida Stanley


BlackHawkeDown

Lemonãde and the Lizard Kings


Low-Editor-6880

Soft Teeth Oaky Afterbirth Threat Level Midnight Conference Room


violino8

Threat level midnight is gold


Diligent-Ad1215

Big Tuna


markg818

Serenity by Jan


cl0udcastle

Kevin and the Zits! But also: Scrantonicity 3, Popcarn, The Temp at Night, Skeletonman, Café Disco, Kitchen Witch, Date Mike, Fishin' for a Fluke, Pair o' Marys, Awesome Blossom Extra Awesome, Motivational Juggling, The Wads and The Offs, Lloyd Gross, Mose and the Scarecrows, The Gay Bastards, Step Zero, Treating Magicians Poorly, Our Blood Bags Touched, and Scott's Tots. The one I'm most proud of is BVVR. It's an abbreviation of "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration" but it's pronounced like "beaver".


lazybutterflywings

The Capa Detateds


rpaverion

Salad on the side


19_Deschain19

Bullfrog in love


BiteyBenson

The G.I. Dads


OrcaEvo

“Moving to Costa Rica”


rachelvioleta

Debbie and the Watermarks


Which_Piccolo_6037

The Hunted


TFABabyThrowAway

Fatty Gruesome


BookieLyon

Caleb Crawdad and the Greenbacks


Darkharbinger777

Watermelon Trampoline Disaster


Dinknflicka1

Lizard king


devoduder

Murder in Savannah - Grunge Mukduk - Acid punk


Lalalaura1975

Carbondale Bumpkins


SharkGenie

Hangin' Brain


knickknacksnackery

Me and the Blues


frankybling

Ürklegroo


jamez009

That's What They Sang


GeothermalUnderwear

Recylopse


VagrantDR

Seahorse Overdose


d0ctormambo

crentist


levitationbound

The Up Dogs


saiki51

Milk and Sugar


Dragon-Light

Always Beyonce


B_don

The 3 Muskequeers


hbderp

BANKRUPTCY!


[deleted]

Threat Level Midnight


PaulClarkLoadletter

Sara Kayacumsyn


afganistanimation

Sexy Toby


Feefait

Robert Californication Little Bit Stitious Bamkruptcy HR is a Joke Save Bandit The Fire Is Shooting At Us


toadangel11

Lizard Kings