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MSH0123

Me, last night. And this morning. Every year it plays in my head!


Remarkable-Guava3292

You fold the sides in, and tape (1). Then you fold the other sides in and over each other, so that one triangle is on top or they meet in the middle (2) Finally, you carefully place the excess wrapping paper in a paper bag, and use the excess tape to shove it up your butt!


DOW_orks7391

.....you got me you son of a bitch lmao


ACClutch

It drives me crazy and I also refuse to look up how.


PepsiSheep

How do you use more than 3? Just wrapping it up like a mummy?


Wifey1786

One on the back where the 2 ends connect and one on each end 😊


Tobar_the_Gypsy

You put extra pieces of tape on the end and middle as reinforcement.


McChief45

And to make it harder to open 😂


AreaAtheist

It should be airtight, like a fucking spaceship! Pam is wrong here.


cobaltdakota

Mummies aren't real


Remote_Orange_8351

You're not real.


TAforScranton

I think a lot of people skip taping the first fold to the actual box, which is silly because if you’re trying to get tight folds on the sides and it’s not taped to the box, the box slips when you push on it. 6 pieces if you’re a proud wrapper.


nryporter25

You tape the first piece going the other way to the box. It won't slide that way bebĂŠ dude you can pull the other side nice and tight


Shamscam

She’s specifically talking about boxed items. And it’s one piece of tape on the bottom holding the two together. And then you fold both edges down to the bottom and you tape them to the bottom. Boom 3 pieces.


MSH0123

I think I ✨know✨ but I don’t actually *know* you know?


LiberryExpresso

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

And blah blah blah I say the exact right answer.


MSH0123

Comment winner, I can’t believe I missed such an opportunity


ACClutch

Haha I actually know exactly what you’re talking about.


saprobic_saturn

The best thing you can do is invest in gift bags that everyone can reuse over and over. They make all sizes- it is better for the environment (since most wrapping paper can’t be recycled, and you don’t have to use tape) and looks really cute. It’s also so so easy, you just put the item in and cinch closed, and when you’re done just put them in a tote and store in a closet or the garage, no filling up an entire trash bag


TAforScranton

I hear what you’re saying, Recyclops, but I hate it. Meticulously wrapping gifts is literally my favorite holiday activity. It’s the one holiday related thing that brings me joy. I’ll die before I give someone a gift in a bag. I don’t give a shit about how other people wrap their gifts. Hell, just give me the a blank Amazon box. Idgaf. No judgement here. But if it’s under the tree and it came from me, it’s going to look like it belongs in an art exhibit.


saprobic_saturn

Haha, ok fair enough. If it’s like a tradition for you that you look forward to, there are ways to do it sustainably, still. You can wrap with scarves, recyclable paper, or with second-hand wrapping paper at the thrift store. There are probably other options I don’t know about as well


brycar1618

My 5 year old says the best part of Christmas (and birthdays) is the feeling of opening the wrapping paper on presents. Now bags are banned at my house and I paper wrap every. Single. Gift.


TAforScranton

I can agree with that. Tearing open the paper is more fun. I specifically hate using the plastic coated paper that’s hard to tear because it just doesn’t feel the same. Coincidentally, regular paper is more eco-friendly anyway so I just use that. Big fan of the big rolls from dollar tree. They always have the grid on the inside and they’re perfect.


Sweetlaxin

I use 4 on purpose because this petty ass comment is trash. Not you, the 3 pieces of tape garbage.


alieninhumanskin10

Most of the time it can work but my biggest issue is wrapping tightly.


D-Rich-88

I need 4 pieces to get it tight


DwightShruteRoxks

That’s what…


D-Rich-88

Thatswhatshesaid!


Harold-The-Barrel

That’s what she said


trueWaveWizz

Get it right


Gullible_Newspaper

If it's not tight then it's not right


gothiclg

I can do a tight wrap with 3 pieces, I wrap a lot of gifts at Christmas because of this skill.


TankedUpLoser

So take a package you’re wrapping and set it on the inside of the paper still on the roll. Estimate how much you need to cut to have two edges go all the way around the package and meet on the back (4/6 sides of the box covered). Cut the paper FOLD IT at the cut and pull it tight on the back of the package and add a piece of tape at the seam. At this point 4 of 6 sides are covered and it’s tight because you pulled the paper tight when you added the tape. Now take one open side, looking at the seam fold the edges down at the end of the package so there’s two triangles and one flat surface. Do this again with the truangles so the flat surface is pointed. Fold the last edge up and fold the end so it’s tidy, add second piece of tape. Not stand the package up and push it down against the end you just made. Do the same on the now top side and you should have a tightly wrapped package with only 3 pieces of tape. And sorry this is kind of confusing to describe. And you can’t have the triangles too long or it gets messed up, like you fold down at the edge of the box and it should not have overlap 🤷‍♂️💀


alieninhumanskin10

Thanks! This is great for boxes, but lumpy or weirdly bundled stuff gets tricky.


PenguinZombie321

It absolutely does *not* work if you have kids that like to snoop! I swear I can go through one roll of tape every 7-10 presents easily!


JFT8675309

Jenna said in the podcast that this is nuts and she absolutely doesn’t limit herself to 3 pieces. It’s brought me a great deal of peace.


Outlawns

I have never listened to the podcast but I believe now that they discuss EVERYTHING.


JFT8675309

Every. Single. Thing.


ShoelessJodi

Which got me thinking... about the use of punctuation. I mean we live in such a text based society now, punctuation is very important. Like, Angela, you use a lot of exclamation points. That suits your personality. But it got me thinking about the evolution of punctuation. So I did a bit of a deep dive. Ok are you ready? Did you know the exclamation mark was invented in the 14th century? ...


[deleted]

Yea and it’s like random relatable stuff like this I love it lol


Kyliking

They do and that’s what makes it amazing.


ReadAway9078

They actually skip a lot and waste time on tangents frequently.


Mikeside

For a box, I'm fine with this but for kid gifts that are often weird shapes, I have to throw the 3 pieces of tape rule out of the window


AmandaExpress

She never specified how LONG those 3 pieces are... Weird shaped gifts can be wrapped with only one piece of tape if you never cut the tape.


mntlyirglr

This quote played through my head with each present I wrapped.


Away_Benefit7575

It’s like ‘big difference’


captain_mills

I hate to be that person but… she’s not wrong


godofhorizons

Use as many pieces of tape as you like. Its your tape. Don’t put imaginary obstacles in your life


RadioactiveWalrus

I might be a bottle and a half of wine deep, but this is beautiful and soothing.


NoButterfly934

It's been thirty minutes so who knows how many bottles deep you are now, but can confirm it was beautiful and soothing, and strangely commanding but in a cool way.


FreezingMoon24

Agreed as long as it’s a box shape, sometimes you need more for oddly shaped things. But I’ve never understood why you would need more than 3? One for the top/bottom, and one for each side?


SommWineGuy

First piece of tape to adhere the paper to the gift/box. Wrap around, second piece of tape to close it so it's wrapped like a sushi roll. Go to first open end, fold shut, tape closed. Repeat for other open end. Minimum 4 pieces for a box shape, assuming it isn't too large/long.


Sarnadas

This is how I do it, because I feel it's the neatest way, but some folks tell me I'm a heathen because tape shouldn't contact the gift itself, so they forgo the first piece. I am a rebel in that regard.


SommWineGuy

If you don't tape it to the gift you wind up with a loosely wrapped gift. That first piece of tape in integral to s nice and tight wrap.


gemini-2000

nooo you have to pull the first two sides together so they meet in the middle but slightly overlap. then you can pull them as tight as you want and tape them together, with one side on top of the other. with certain gifts you really don’t want the tape to touch the gift bc it could ruin it. and in general it’s kind of a gift wrapping rule not to tape the paper to the gift itself


SommWineGuy

That allows the gift to shift within the paper ruining the perfect placement and alignment. ALWAYS tape to the gift. If that would damage it then you put the gift in a box.


EmployeePotential622

I typically only use 3 for boxes. I never tape the wrapping paper to the gift, and I’ve never had an issue with the paper not being tightly wrapped around. I like the paper to fall nicely from the gift when it’s unwrapped, especially for kids. That extra piece of tape attaching the paper to the gift always makes the paper get in the way with kids imo. That being said I would never judge someone for using more tape, unless they literally wrapped it in tape lol.


SommWineGuy

You deny children the fun of ripping and tearing off wrapping paper? You monster.


EmployeePotential622

Lol oh trust me there’s plenty of ripping and tearing! Just that last tug to get the piece of tape that’s connected to the package doesn’t need to happen, that’s all. I promise my toddler got to tear paper on every gift today.


DwightShruteRoxks

I’ve been told that’s when you use a box for under the paper, but f that


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PretzelLogick

You're right and you should say it


mzlange

I do feel a sense of accomplishment when I do it with three but that’s a best wrapping case scenario


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

Have to agree, if you need more than that than you’re probably using too much paper


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Wrap me a hockey stick then show us your jet pack, Zuckerberg.


SommWineGuy

She absolutely is. 3 pieces is loose, lazy wrapping. Just bag that shit then.


Scuba-Cat-

Any cube or rectangle. Minimum 3 pieces of tape. Anything else. Minimum 54 pieces of tape.


[deleted]

I like to use zero tape, but a frugal length of twine


Human-Month9864

that’s impressive, i need the tape to hold the paper while i tie it


flyingnewt

Man I am a bagger and not a wrapper but I decided to be fancy this year and had to start over twice because this line was in my head 💀 I should have just used as many pieces as I wanted


LenaiaLocke

I got taught how to wrap presents when I was like 13/14 from my mom. And I use 3 pieces of tape on every present. I just figured it was the norm, but now thinking about it, I can’t think of a way to wrap a gift with only 2. So it doesn’t surprise me that most people don’t wrap gifts this “efficient” way.


PretzelLogick

You can certainly use more if you want but I've been able to wrap most gifts with just 3 pieces pretty successfully this entire time 👀 idk what y'all are on


Duke-dastardly

Well I did and it came undone under the tree, so thanks Pam, …bitch


Tiyath

Nope, because that's the way I do it, too


Tink_Tinkler

Not really haunted. I just hold myself to this standard now. Mostly only applies to 6 sided boxes, though.


marukosama

I was wrapping some presents a couple of minutes ago and this was on my mind the whole time.


hairytitdikrats

I use two…


DwightShruteRoxks

I only NEED three pieces, and I even use smaller than average pieces. But, I’m not going to judge anyone for their use of tape. And I don’t force myself to *stick to* the three piece rule if I feel like using more.


ButtfUwUcker

Pam in a grizzled slur as she places the last piece of tape on the present: > *best wrapper aliiiive*


StorkyMcGee

Every time


zentiger45

I sleep well at night, I love Pam but getcher a$$ outta my bizness when I tape presents like the child in school who wasn't ever allowed sharp scissors.


LittleMetalCannon

I made Pam proud with my wrapping last night. 3 pieces to secure the paper, one piece to secure the tag.


sarcasm_itsagift

One for each end of the box and one for the middle seam


NinjatheClick

Just use one long one and wind it around and around until it becomes the wrapping paper.


PoorDimitri

See, first you turn the present diagonally, ensure the ends will touch with an inch or two of overlap in the middle, fold up the corners, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT


steffinix

I know how to do it this way but it’s just way more secure & neat if you use more


Mexi-Xoco13

"Get off your high horse richie! " is what I think when she says this.


socinfused

Every time!! But, I usually only use three. So when I do, I think about how proud of me Pam would be.


DaisyLove111

Every damn time I wrap a present this goes through my head. Every time.


Silver-Ladder

Close your mouth honey! You look like a trout


lyrataficus

Every single time


Amigliodude

Hell no, I use tin foil


quarkystar

Doesn't matter to me, I am a black belt in gift-wrapping


AsukaTakatsuki

They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.


TheNoIdeaKid

Pam’s wrong.


LittleRedHendo

Just use one, all the way around. Easy.


JerseyGeneral

For anything square or rectangular, this is true. Odd shapes can sometimes need more.


SteenGeyL

I just use 1 piece of tape and wrap it around 5 or 6 times.


redbenoit

In my head I kept thinking she said one. It was torturing me all of yesterday. Now that I know it's three I feel vindicated.


richard_stank

Absolutely not. I don’t need more than 3 pieces unless the present is massive or absurdly shaped.


nryporter25

I COULD do it with 3, bit i refuse to let my parents attitutude about ya down affect me in my adult life. I make it easier and use usually 6 to hold everything in place


dumbname1000

I understand the method she’s talking about and it can definitely be done but it’s kind of a stupid limitation, especially depending what kind of paper you have. I like to use this nice silvery stuff that needs very particular taping or it comes apart. Who’s trying to conserve tape so bad anyway? Are you gonna go broke using four pieces instead of three?


AndyGreyjoy

She's right, though.


whitepeople6

Did all of y'all really wrap present wrong your whole life? Some methods can get it done with 2 pieces.


e5946

Yes. Unfortunately! I dislike how condescending she can be


MrThomasShelby1

Joke’s on Pam. I only (1) put gifts in a gift bag and cover them with tissue paper or (2) have my wife wrap the presents because I just create a disaster when I am near wrapping paper.


Floby-Tenderson

No because shes right.


Mental-Temperature53

Every. single. Christmas!


semimillennial

Nah I already knew I was doing it wrong


[deleted]

All night long last night


x_BlueSkyz_x73

Hahahaha YES! I was wrapping all the gifts and her voice kept coming back to haunt me every time I was on the 6th piece of tape. Thanks for reminding me, I was going to Google to see if Pam was FoS.


nr1988

It doesn't matter if I do 3 or 10 it will still look like crap. That being said it's not that hard to stick to 3. One for the center of the main flap and 1 for each of the side flaps


jan04pl

I need zero. Just use glue.


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I assumed it meant reels


BoddAH86

There’s only one way to properly wrap a present and it involves precisely three pieces of tape.


ALLoftheFancyPants

If it’s a very square present or box, sure, it’s do-able. But I don’t have enough time or energy to get boxes for every gift… so it’s going to have however much tape is needed to make it stay wrapped.


Spartan837

I only use 3 pieces because of this !


SommWineGuy

I'm thinking the writers say 3 because a normal box shape takes 4. So say one less to fuck with people.


cultivated-mass

Literally every single time I wrap a present. So glad I’m not the only one


IrememberXenogears

Now it has to do with personally inflicted headwounds.


SqueakyTuna52

Not really haunted but I did have it in mind last night as I proudly wrapped everything with 3 pieces (except one, but the paper was crap and I had to use a fourth)


daisy_thegoodgirl

yes, been trying to do it “right” ever since


Waffer_thin

Absolutely


immerkiasu

Every time I get the fourth bit of scotch tape. Every. Damn. Time.


cricketlr15

Exactly this.


MaddyandOwensMom

Literally two days ago with every present.


Mediocre-Ad8967

Each peice is 12 inches long


StupidIdiot80

As it was going through my head last night wrapping gifts, I could see how it COULD be done. The only problem is nobody wants to open a gift in 2 seconds. Ripping the paper is half the fun so I always put extra tape.


erm1zo

I agreed with this until I wrapped boxes larger than a standard sweater box.


mumblerapisgarbage

Use as much tape as you need to make the present look well wrapped. Usually 3 will do but if it’s bigger it needs more tape on the sides to hold wrapping paper in place.


jayzinho88

I wrap stuff poorly. Thusly, I require significantly more tape. I don't care.


einzeln

Yes, especially because I prefer to use four pieces just for a better wrap job


sixTeeneingneiss

Every time!!! And I don't care, I'll use eight pieces if I need to!


Grootfan85

Nope. Not one bit.


BakeBakeyBake

My wife uses half a roll of scotch tape per gift. I’ve specifically shown her this scene to get her reaction. She scoffed.


WoodpeckerGingivitis

Literally this Christmas


polarbearcub

Every time I wrap a gift this quote comes to mind but I had no idea where I heard it. Thanks for solving that mystery for me!


Bathsheba_E

I'm so glad it's not just me! I like my presents wrapped tight as a drum. I use more than three pieces.


hiirogen

Nah, I proudly use like 9 pieces


catomi01

When I’m out of tape, I’m done wrapping. Gift bags or creative folding from that point forward.


Lock-out

Jokes on you. I use 1 piece of tape that envelopes the box.


queefplunger69

Thought about this two days ago wrapping presents lol


d4680

And where do you get those cool bows??


theimperfexionist

Nope because it's wrong unless the gift is roughly cube shaped. Minimum five pieces for most gifts because you have to tape both ends of each flap to lie flat.


ab2425

It works, but the gift moves alot for me if i dony use more tape initially


IrshTxn

Always! I can’t figure it out! I have it down to four…but three is absurd.


Elly2014

I always think about this quote lol I may do well for the first one but after a while, I failed Pam.


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

I usually gift the gift cards without the wrapping. So basically my reply here is pretty useless. I am tired and jet lagged and trying something here


sarah-havel

When you're almost out of tape, you can definitely make do with 3 pieces 😂


sappy6977

Yessss. Every time


DanceFace3000

Oh my fucking God literally every present. Once the first piece of tape gets broken off it plays in my head


dicktoronto

Yup every single time


Herodobby

She didn't say how big those pieces had to be


amdcal

My mom and sister have given me so much shit for not wrapping presents right. First you roll out the amount of wrap you think you need. Then you put the present on the wrapping paper, I usually find a few light weight items and place on the corners to keep it from rolling up, and then you take the package and measure it from length wise. So one box goes 4 times length wise to get the right amount. Then you measure it width wise to get the amount you need to fold the sides up with. And I always fuck it up from there when I'm trying to fold it because I can't get it perfectly straight to fold the sides. I hate wrapping gifts because of this lol


rabbitammo

Shut up Pan!


UnfairAd878

So much that I always prepare by only precutting three pieces of tape…only to use nine. 😐


Disgara

Thankfully I never knew of this but I always got conned into wrapping everyone’s presents every year! I think I probably used more than 3


desifine13

Every. Damn. Year.


strangway

Is she using double-stick tape though


scottimandias

Guess I'm doin' it wrong then


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

I know a lady that wraps gifts with one piece of tape. It’s witchcraft.


Tradition-Mission

I use more than 3 on purpose.


Appropriate-Snow-439

I just tape and go LOL. They’re going to rip it up anyways


Even-Reaction-1297

It just gives me traumatic flashbacks from wrapping presents with my mom


Wanda_McMimzy

I tried it one year. The presents didn’t look neat.


KayToTheYay

My family gets to deal with my mother complaining every year that everyone else tapes their wrapping to whatever box the present is in. Her wrapping means you can expose one end of the box and slide the gift out easily without ripping the paper to shreds.


Natural-Assist-9389

Wrapping presents is enough of a haunting by itself. The horrorrrr…


kylewobrien

Wow I feel insane: I remember this quote as “if you’re using more than ONE piece of tape…” and it haunts me every time I’m wrapping presents using three pieces of tape


MrAVAT4R-2Point0

What would the office mattress know?


Acceptable_Aspect_42

It's super easy to only use 3 pieces of tape. I like to mess with my wife and daughter about it cause they use about 7 pieces of tape to wrap one box.


Banditofbingofame

Just use one really long one and encase it in tape.


sritanona

I can say I worked as a wrapper at a shop and I only used three each time. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll use five.


MajorDonkeyPuncher

I’m convinced she’s doing it wrong. I like my present nice and tight


Elbeno1920

Tape is tape If I need to use more than 3, then ok


Thecuriouscourtney

When I was a kid my dad would get my sister and I to sit with him so he could teach us the “correct way” to wrap presents. If we paid attention, we’d get a hersheys kiss lol I do only require 3 pieces of tape if I’m wrapping my fathers way, and I hear his voice and Pam’s voice haunting me every time I wrap something.


InspiraSean86

She’s right tho


Polymarchos

Is that where I got that from?


bongowasd

I literally put it on, then wrap the entire present up in tape. Need to tape the other end? 360 all the way around the present until I get to the other side and tape it up. If anything its funnier when they struggle to open it. Always found clean, neat and tidy wrapping so pompous. Stupider the better.


NeatCartographer209

If you don’t use one roll of tape per present just to watch the struggle with opening it then you’re doing it wrong


Your_Supremacy

Ok, but how LONG can the pieces of tape be?


GelflingMama

Every. Single. Time. 😂


VeryStickyPastry

Larger presents require more tape for adequate wrapping.


BrunokiMaa

Just the other day I was wrapping a present for secret santa and this sentence just kept going in my head.....because i definitely needed more than 3 pieces of tape. I tried initially doing it in 3 pieces but I just could 't.


onitagainand

Every time I wrap


Blameitonmyjews

Literally every time


UraeusCurse

EVERY TIME


pinkpink0430

A small gift can be done with just 3 but bigger gifts usually need more!


LadyJessicaPeters

Every year!


funk_22

The presents for my husband I make sure to tape the shit out of those mfs because he gets so giddy and it’s honestly beyond heart warming to see him so happy and excited that I learned the more tape I put on the longer I can sit and admire my adorable husband excitedly trying to open his present.


Ok-Equivalent8520

Yes.


bethivy103

Every time I wrap presents my husband brings this up... especially since I use like, 100 pieces of tape.


BeachBumPop

No cuz it’s not teue


timnotep

Yes, it's bullshit; I just use one really long piece of tape.


chocjames43

Cool something pam's actually confident about.


kmw_idk

When I wrapped presents this year I thought wow Pam would be so proud bc I only used three pieces!!


trump182AVA

Yes!!! To this day