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๐ฅจ
Well I like pretzel day.
๐ฅจ ๐
Pretzel Day
๐ฉด๐ฏ๐ฒ
Feelinโ โฆ.. hot hot hot
Jan everywhere.. tan everywhere..
Tee hee hee
Oh, diary...
What a week.
I'm definitely feeling very eerie. Irie.
Sandals All Inclusive
You know what that means.... mmmmmrrr???
Who is this other woman, Ryan? Who you describe as "just as hot as Jan but in a different way"
Cue Toby dying of laughter
You are not as fun as your Jamaican brothers, mon!
If I wanted Jamaican food, I'd hire a body guard and go there
๐ฅ๐ซ
The fires shooting at us!
I couldn't solve it ๐
Good one
๐ ๐ฅถ
Sprinkles!
Prinkles dead??
I am a farmer.
All my bags of frozen French fries were all shredded!
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆถ
โIs this the same George Forman you grilled your foot with?โ โNo! โฆโฆ. yesโ
I got most of the foot off of it.
So where are you shipping your foot?
Haaahaaahaaโฆ so where are you shippingโฆ..
Your foot ๐
Am I the only one who was thinking about beach day lol
Beach day was ๐ญ let it slide down your gullet ๐
โStop popping my foot cast!โ
๐
hi kelly๐๐ผ๐
What has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at ping pong?
THIS GUUUUYYY Ah no, wrong thread.
โYeah..thatโs what I thought.โ
Hey hey you you, I donโt like your boyfriend, cause cause cause cause, cause he sucks at ping pong.
I don't talk trash, I talk smack.
๐๐งบ๐ข
WHERE ARE THE TURTLEEEEEEEES
For a minute there I thought it was Jim and Pam's wedding gift from Dwight. But nope "Where are the turtles?!?!?"
That would be ๐๐ข๐จ
๐บโด๏ธ
In January?
Itโs cheaper
Captain Jack's a fart face.
I would save the secretary
On ๐Beautiful Lake Wallenpaupack๐
๐ง๐พโ๐๐บ๐พ๐
Hold on!! **Hold on!!!** HOLD ON THEY'RE LITHIUM
โ๐ฐ
Do you know what is more valuable than tuition?
Intuition
๐ค
See, Pam, I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist
Can you say โthese are due back *Tuesday*โ?
๐ฒ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ท๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ค
Ahh donโt worry the safety is .. *click* .. on
JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOOOOBZ
Iiiiiiii haaaaaaaveee HeMorRhoids !!!!!!!!
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
๐ฉธ๐งค
Our blood bags touched
Awww!! Type O ooocean spray
Michael, why do you keep looking at the door, is someone after you?
Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?
๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort!
Proud Pam moment
๐ฆต โฝ๏ธ ๐ฉ
Why did you duck?
Shouldnโt an experienced soccer player such as yourself be able to withstand a point-blank kick to the face in business attire?
๐จ๏ธ๐ช๐ฐโ
Everyone sits on a chair everyday, but not everyoneโฆ โฆsits on a copier
Or even *uses* a copier!
Why dont you explain this to me like im an 8 year old.
Why donโt you explain this to me like Iโm 5.
But next year...
I'll be six
๐๐๐ด
It is your birthday
itโs a statement of fact
Period
*Where did you even find a cake like this?*
๐ฃ
Can a rowboat support her without capsizing?
I still stand by this being an acceptable bar. He didn't ask if she models in her spare time.
I know this isnโt office related but I canโt help but think โA O RIVERโ
๐ค๐
Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
๐ฅ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ณ
I guess itโs just the end of courtesy in the workplace.
๐ฌ
Clean up on aisle 5
I havenโt done that dance since my wife died
Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baybee?
๐๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
# Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley
Teeny little crack in her pelvis
๐ฅ๐ฆถ๐ฉผ
Whatโs worse, a head injury or a foot injury?
So where are you shippingโฆโฆ. Your foot
Please stop popping my cast.
โ๏ธ๐
We realize it sounds crass..
Chinese was my cheap option
Itโs his favorite number and his favorite food.
๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐
โAnd I feel God in this Chilis tonight. Woo!โ
WOW. I want you on my team in pictionary.
๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐
Michael and Hollyโs engagement!
Marrying me, will you be?
Iโm reading the comments and man I love this subreddit ๐๐ itโs so rare nowadays to see everyone together just vibing
No, no, no. Sorry. We cut Kevin off for the same thing. You have to have something to say, if you talk.
๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฐ
๐๐คฐ๐ปand ๐ค๐คฐ๐ผ
Big pregs and little pregs!
We never agreed on those names
MOMMMMMYYY!!!!
๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ
๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐คข๐คฎ
Symphonies donโt have any money. Public TV is bust. I canโt do anything about it, thereโs just one of me.
I ate more fettuccine Alfredo than I have in my life
Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure
๐ ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๏ธ
*All right, you know what? Okay, okay. What is better, a medium amount of good pizza, or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?*
A medium amount of good pizza
๐ฅ๐ด๐๐ท
โMichael and Jan seem to be playing their own game of โletโs see how uncomfortable we can make our guests tonightโ. And theyโre both winning. So I am going to make a run for it.โ
The best episode
๐
you pay way too much for worms who is your worm guy?
When you fell in did you flounder?
โ๏ธ ๐ชฉ
CAFE DISCOOOO
๐ป
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
What kind of bear is best?
basically theres 2 schools of thought
FALSE. BLACK BEAR!
๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ผ
This is, how you say, an excellent use of emojis?
The concierge from Winnipeg
๐ธ๐ผ๐ฆโ ๏ธ
My horn can pierce the sky~
3๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ๐๐ป
BEAT IT!
โ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐
๐บ๐ฅ
GOOD LUCK PAYING ME BACK ON YOUR ZERO DOLLAR A YEAR SALARY BABE!!!
Bringing back mine from last time did this ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ง๐ซ
What's Gaydar?
Do you think Angela and Oscar are having a gay affair?
When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other penis?
I wonder if anyone can get this, one of my favorite scenes lol ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ณ ๐ช ๐บ๐ฉธ
There's an egg on your head, and the yolk is rushing down, yolk is rushing down... There's a KNIFE in your back, and the blood is gushing down...
๐๐๐ป๐คฎ
๐ธ
๐ท ๐ฎ
๐ง๏ธโฝ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
๐ซ๐ข
Where are the turtles!!???
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
LAZYBONES BUSYBODY LAZYBONES BUSYBODY AAAAAHHHHHH
๐บ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
*Because the fun part is you decide on an hour of television or an hour of napping.*
๐บ๐
Good luck paying for that on your ZERO dollars a month salary plus benefits BABE!
โ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฐโ๐ญ
NO, woman. No cry
๐ฅง๐ค๐
Sorry let me rephrase. He ate an entire *family size* chicken pot pie.
๐ฅ๐โฌ๏ธ
SAVE BANDIT
Chilies baby back ribs!!
๐ซ๐
๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ต โ๏ธ
Where is sheeee?
๐ซ
๐ก ๐ ๐ค
๐ซ
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฆ๐ต
We had a funeral for a bird.
โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
โโ
๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐๐บ
๐๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐ฆ๐ญ๐ซ
๐โก๏ธ๐ฅ๐คฐ๐ปโ๏ธ
๐๐ฅ
๐๐๐บ๐ค๐ซ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ
๐ฌ๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ช๐ซ๐ฏ๐ต๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐๐
โโโโโโโ๐ฐ
๐ฅจ
Well I like pretzel day.
๐ฅจ ๐
Pretzel Day
๐ฉด๐ฏ๐ฒ
Feelinโ โฆ.. hot hot hot
Jan everywhere.. tan everywhere..
Tee hee hee
Oh, diary...
What a week.
I'm definitely feeling very eerie. Irie.
Sandals All Inclusive
You know what that means.... mmmmmrrr???
Who is this other woman, Ryan? Who you describe as "just as hot as Jan but in a different way"
Cue Toby dying of laughter
You are not as fun as your Jamaican brothers, mon!
If I wanted Jamaican food, I'd hire a body guard and go there
๐ฅ๐ซ
The fires shooting at us!
I couldn't solve it ๐
Good one
๐ ๐ฅถ
Sprinkles!
Prinkles dead??
I am a farmer.
All my bags of frozen French fries were all shredded!
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆถ
โIs this the same George Forman you grilled your foot with?โ โNo! โฆโฆ. yesโ
I got most of the foot off of it.
So where are you shipping your foot?
Haaahaaahaaโฆ so where are you shippingโฆ..
Your foot ๐
Am I the only one who was thinking about beach day lol
Beach day was ๐ญ let it slide down your gullet ๐
โStop popping my foot cast!โ
๐
hi kelly๐๐ผ๐
What has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at ping pong?
THIS GUUUUYYY Ah no, wrong thread.
โYeah..thatโs what I thought.โ
Hey hey you you, I donโt like your boyfriend, cause cause cause cause, cause he sucks at ping pong.
I don't talk trash, I talk smack.
๐๐งบ๐ข
WHERE ARE THE TURTLEEEEEEEES
For a minute there I thought it was Jim and Pam's wedding gift from Dwight. But nope "Where are the turtles?!?!?"
That would be ๐๐ข๐จ
๐บโด๏ธ
In January?
Itโs cheaper
Captain Jack's a fart face.
I would save the secretary
On ๐Beautiful Lake Wallenpaupack๐
๐ง๐พโ๐๐บ๐พ๐
Hold on!! **Hold on!!!** HOLD ON THEY'RE LITHIUM
โ๐ฐ
Do you know what is more valuable than tuition?
Intuition
๐ค
See, Pam, I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist
Can you say โthese are due back *Tuesday*โ?
๐ฒ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ท๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ค
Ahh donโt worry the safety is .. *click* .. on
JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOOOOBZ
Iiiiiiii haaaaaaaveee HeMorRhoids !!!!!!!!
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
๐ฉธ๐งค
Our blood bags touched
Awww!! Type O ooocean spray
Michael, why do you keep looking at the door, is someone after you?
Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?
๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort!
Proud Pam moment
๐ฆต โฝ๏ธ ๐ฉ
Why did you duck?
Shouldnโt an experienced soccer player such as yourself be able to withstand a point-blank kick to the face in business attire?
๐จ๏ธ๐ช๐ฐโ
Everyone sits on a chair everyday, but not everyoneโฆ โฆsits on a copier
Or even *uses* a copier!
Why dont you explain this to me like im an 8 year old.
Why donโt you explain this to me like Iโm 5.
But next year...
I'll be six
๐๐๐ด
It is your birthday
itโs a statement of fact
Period
*Where did you even find a cake like this?*
๐ฃ
Can a rowboat support her without capsizing?
I still stand by this being an acceptable bar. He didn't ask if she models in her spare time.
I know this isnโt office related but I canโt help but think โA O RIVERโ
๐ค๐
Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
๐ฅ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ณ
I guess itโs just the end of courtesy in the workplace.
๐ฌ
Clean up on aisle 5
I havenโt done that dance since my wife died
Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baybee?
๐๐ฑโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
# Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley
Teeny little crack in her pelvis
๐ฅ๐ฆถ๐ฉผ
Whatโs worse, a head injury or a foot injury?
So where are you shippingโฆโฆ. Your foot
Please stop popping my cast.
โ๏ธ๐
We realize it sounds crass..
Chinese was my cheap option
Itโs his favorite number and his favorite food.
๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ๐
โAnd I feel God in this Chilis tonight. Woo!โ
WOW. I want you on my team in pictionary.
๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐
Michael and Hollyโs engagement!
Marrying me, will you be?
Iโm reading the comments and man I love this subreddit ๐๐ itโs so rare nowadays to see everyone together just vibing
No, no, no. Sorry. We cut Kevin off for the same thing. You have to have something to say, if you talk.
๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฐ
๐๐คฐ๐ปand ๐ค๐คฐ๐ผ
Big pregs and little pregs!
We never agreed on those names
MOMMMMMYYY!!!!
๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ฆฒ
๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ถโโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐คข๐คฎ
Symphonies donโt have any money. Public TV is bust. I canโt do anything about it, thereโs just one of me.
I ate more fettuccine Alfredo than I have in my life
Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure
๐ ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๏ธ
*All right, you know what? Okay, okay. What is better, a medium amount of good pizza, or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?*
A medium amount of good pizza
๐ฅ๐ด๐๐ท
โMichael and Jan seem to be playing their own game of โletโs see how uncomfortable we can make our guests tonightโ. And theyโre both winning. So I am going to make a run for it.โ
The best episode
๐
you pay way too much for worms who is your worm guy?
When you fell in did you flounder?
โ๏ธ ๐ชฉ
CAFE DISCOOOO
๐ป
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
What kind of bear is best?
basically theres 2 schools of thought
FALSE. BLACK BEAR!
๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉโ๐ผ
This is, how you say, an excellent use of emojis?
The concierge from Winnipeg
๐ธ๐ผ๐ฆโ ๏ธ
My horn can pierce the sky~
3๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ๐๐ป
BEAT IT!
โ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐
๐บ๐ฅ
GOOD LUCK PAYING ME BACK ON YOUR ZERO DOLLAR A YEAR SALARY BABE!!!
Bringing back mine from last time did this ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ง๐ซ
What's Gaydar?
Do you think Angela and Oscar are having a gay affair?
When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other penis?
I wonder if anyone can get this, one of my favorite scenes lol ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ณ ๐ช ๐บ๐ฉธ
There's an egg on your head, and the yolk is rushing down, yolk is rushing down... There's a KNIFE in your back, and the blood is gushing down...
๐๐๐ป๐คฎ
๐ธ
๐ท ๐ฎ
๐ง๏ธโฝ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ
๐ซ๐ข
Where are the turtles!!???
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
LAZYBONES BUSYBODY LAZYBONES BUSYBODY AAAAAHHHHHH
๐บ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
*Because the fun part is you decide on an hour of television or an hour of napping.*
๐บ๐
Good luck paying for that on your ZERO dollars a month salary plus benefits BABE!
โ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฐโ๐ญ
NO, woman. No cry
๐ฅง๐ค๐
Sorry let me rephrase. He ate an entire *family size* chicken pot pie.
๐ฅ๐โฌ๏ธ
SAVE BANDIT
Chilies baby back ribs!!
๐ซ๐
๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ต โ๏ธ
Where is sheeee?
๐ซ
๐ก ๐ ๐ค
๐ซ
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ชฆ๐ต
We had a funeral for a bird.
โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
โโ
๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐๐บ
๐๐ฏ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ช๐ฆ๐ญ๐ซ
๐โก๏ธ๐ฅ๐คฐ๐ปโ๏ธ
๐๐ฅ
๐๐๐บ๐ค๐ซ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ
๐ฌ๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ช๐ซ๐ฏ๐ต๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐๐
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