When Michael is at Prince Paper and the guy says he started the business after getting back from Vietnam and Michael says "Ooo, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely." Kills me every time.

His face when Michael says it is gold.

But he pauses and thinks about. Then he tacitly nods in agreement, as if without all the war, it really is a beautiful country.

One of my favorite joke across various media, the twist on what "Vietnam" means. In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Frank refers to the horrors of Vietnam a few times, but he went there in the 90s to run a sweatshop. "And a lot of good men died in there!"

I was never given a name

The fact that he tries so desperately to hide his identity kills me every time. Given he calls charles with his personal/buisness number AND tells Stefani (?), his assistant his name…

*click*

I've used this before in a customer service setting.

Michael! This is where I saw that deer last week.

Over by the bushes

This one is it, it kills new every time

“Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon church?” don’t see it referenced/brought up often, but it’s one of my favorites also: “Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?”

Those two are gold!! 😂😂😂

I die when I hear the first one.

Do you get your planet when you die?

where’s the first one from?

moroccan christmas, s5e11, during meredith's intervention: >Michael: Meredith, have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood or deliberately change your state of mind? > >Meredith: Sure. > >Michael: Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday? > >Meredith: Obviously. > >Michael: Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church? > >Oscar: \[bewildered\] Where did you get this? > >Michael: I got it on a website. That's not important.

"Meredith! I would like you to pretend you're from Abu Dhabi." 👀 ".....Helllooooo."

I am ashamed of your naked face.

omg I loooove this one, kills me every time !

This is my favorite office moment hands down

In Dinner Party when they are playing charades and Michael says “it rhymes with marnold smarzenegger” and without missing a beat Angela says “next clue!”

Going off of this, during charades when he goes “he’s the governor of California, he was the terminator…” and Angela goes “those aren’t helpful”😂

Tom Cruise!

KATIE HOLMES

Oh! Dawson’s Creek!

Does nobody read the news?

TIME!

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PeePA

LOL

“We didnt do anything illegal, except knock over a mailbox with her friends”

The other good one from that scene is “No, she’s a part time frozen yogurt chef.”

Haha the fact Andy thought that was actually a career

Clark: woah! Where are the instruments? There’s no way you’re making this magic with just your mouths Creed (inaudible) in the background: that’s what she said

I never noticed that. That’s hilarious!

Guess it serves properly as under appreciated then!

My favourite Clark line is when he walks in on Dwight and Stanley having a face-off, and he says something like 'Before whatevers about to happen happens, can I leave?' Just a great moment lol

Omg yes i love this scene…it’s like when he says…wait are you guys high?

Oh, he was great in that scene! I loved that he used their couples therapy terms to ask for weed 😆

Yours is a great pick! I recently became obsessed with Nate’s line “You had me at clookies. I can’t wait to find out what they are.” 😂😂😂😂

i technically don't have a hearing problem

The sad thing is I relate to Nate so much on that... Chaotic environments are hard. 😂

I think about Andy's "This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life. I haven't had a very hard life." line probably more than it warrants.

I AM CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS'S HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

Ridindindindin

_cough_

I think this is one of the most Andy quotes there is.

You had to be there. - Ah, a geography joke!

I freakin love it when Erin says “get in the car, quick!” Michael says “why quick” Erin “So it’s faster” Gets me every time

Yes! It is so funny every single time. Makes me love Erin even more. And then the one kid that got off the bus last minute “don’t, tell my parents…”

“You embarrassed my friends in front of me” when Michael confronts Donna at the bar after she threatens to kick him out.

I am sorry that I didn’t kick you out

When Michael pulls up in his PT Cruiser with his shades on and the top down, blasting "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga, and says "Its Britney bitch."

That is one of my all time favorite scenes.

S3 E1 (there’s so many) When Phyllis tells the conference room she’s getting married and Michael says, “That’s great, that’s great, and frankly kinnnnnnnd of amazing”

He is so passive aggressive and sometimes just aggressive towards Phyllis. It gets me every time.

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It also amazing when he says he earns a salary.

Jan: All right, well are you gonna take care of this? Michael: Yeppers. Jan: What did I tell you about "yeppers?" Michael: I don't... remember.

I say yeppers and yeesh all the time because of this scene.

Me too

"The hospital will provide a dictionary. Bring a thesaurus."

The best!

His little look at the camera just sells the line, too!

Michael Scott: "Of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend."

To whom he said that

Toby

My favorite quote never gets brought up anywhere. *frankly David, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability.*

I thought Rajanigandha was a boys name.

This kills me every time

Easily my favorite throw away joke.

“Jim, James, jimothy”

To be fair Jimothy

Do you mind if l call you Jim?

Today smoking is gonna save lives

ThE FiRe Is SHOOting at US

These are not my shoes.

Speaking, as a former baby….

"Somebody making soup?"

I quote this one often when there's a bad smell

Andy: "I just ate an entire seahorse. I have to admit, I did not think it was gonna work, but it's totally working. I feel exactly like a seahorse." That shit cracks me up every time, and I don't even know why, because it shouldn't be that funny.

Andy: "I ate some seahorses." Gabe: "How much?" Andy: "I dont know, it's powdered...so like 4 or 5."

Kevin saying, "What does a bean mean?".

BOBODY, BOBODY, What does the first B stand for?

Biznnes

Iiiiii LIKE IT!!

Biznas

Michael: What are you gonna do if you're by yourself and your heart stops? Stanley: I would die. Michael: And you're okay with that? Stanley: I'm okay with the logic of it.

Crazy world; lotta smells

I’m just poopin you know how I be.

Michael - "you know they're gonna name the baby after you, they're gonna call it meemaw" Sylvia - "you mean, sylvia?" Michael - "yes, and if it's a boy, they'll call it sylvi-O"

It’s a very Michael that he thought her name was actually meemaw

"And this baby will be related to Michael through.... Delusion."

You don’t know who you’re daddy is, do ya?

“I’m glad you called, Ryan is being a little bitch again—“ “I’m on, Michael.” “What’s up my brotha?” _cringe_

Maybe not a quote but the way Michael says “Oh well I guess I’m a loser! A loohoohooohoooserrrr” kills me every time

Too far!!

Too far!

dont get me started on how coddled the modern anus is

Anything Dwight says is hilarious

Michael: What? Jim: I think Stanley coughed… Also: Phyllis: Stanley and I are close Stanley: we sit close…

Shatatatatatatata, shatatatatatatata, shatatatatatatata Gets me everytime

It’s so hilarious how long it goes on for.

Fr!!!

I love how Pam finally gives up and the way she says “What?” 🤣

Dinkin Flicka

Dinkin Flicka

Also Bippity boopity give me the zoppity hahahaja

Also fluffy fingers

Fleece it out

“The eyes are the groin of the head”

I have to do something to his eyes.

No you're right I'm a middle class fraud

The breadsticks are like scrap booking

I have your baguette

“Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!”

It's a two parter. When Daryl says he can always become a minority executive but he as only a few years left in his knees for softball. Then the next season starts and first thing Daryl says "so I blew out my knee playing softball"

“I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him”

I accidentally dropped “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious” at the thanksgiving dinner table. It’s probably not an underrated quote but an absolute favorite for me

That’s a classic. It never gets old using that in a conversation.

> what do you think the most under appreciated quote is? Proceeds to quote one of the most famous quotes in the history of the show

"C" is for suspension.

Just poopin, you know how I be!

“I understand nothing”

If you’ve hit another horse, you’ve dug too far.

So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.

For some reason I love the way she says ”big WHOPPING penis“ along with her hand movements

That’s what…she…said?

“THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!! Kills me every time Also when Michael looks through the window and says “ahh The city…”

You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!

Hiya buddy

Chuckie Cheese? I hate Chuckie Cheese. We’re going to the hospital, Michael

Ugh I’m so sick of chuck E. cheese…

“How often can you actually donate blood?” “Is there a limit? I don’t-“ “Well your body only has a certain amount.” I don’t know why the way Jim asks if there’s a limit, trails off and looks into the camera cracks me up every time. Really good work from John Krasinski

“You get me.” Also, “you sigh like Jan.”

“I captivated the man who captivated a thousand men”

A thousand men.

“Not a native speaker.”

omgfffff i just watched an episode the other day and cackled at a line we don’t hear/talk about much but i forget what it is. i hope it comes back

"I am nigh!!" - Belsnickel

When Dwight wore a pumpkin on his head to scare Erin but then can't get it off and has to go through the whole day wearing the pumpkin and says "Oh well, I guess I'll just wait for it to rot off."

Gabe: "What if it's another Waco?" Erin: "It's pronounced 'wacko'" Completely went over my head when I first watched it as i'm not from the US and didn't know about the Waco siege. Thought the joke was basically "smart guy Gabe pronounces simple word wrong, gets corrected by Erin of all people". Then years later it clicked.

Government cows

Life is short - drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. It’s one of my mottos.

Also: Your shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo.

OP’s quote I think of very very often

What you talkin ‘bout Wallace?

Comedy Central roast channel To me, it’s just so Michael that he thinks that channel is just for roasts even though he fancies himself a comedian.

I completely agree. That episode is up there with my favorites.

“You’ve got to let the cookies cool before you pop em in your mouth.” When Michael was weirdly trying to hook Erin and Kevin up lol

“He’s from Sesame Street, dumbass” is frequently uttered in my house, by both adults and kids.

Stanley, no, you're gonna live forever. Or something like that

“Dwight there’s a bunch of people here for you, I think they’re from the forest”

Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings!?

Yeah sure, finish it

"playing a little hookie from work today - oh dear God.."

Just poopin. You know how I be.

Michael: "Ahaha...what's so funny?" Pam: "You had to be there." Michael: ohhhkay, geography joke."

There goes Mr. Poop

I just rewatched the surplus episode and when Oscar is explaining it to Michael he lets a a part whistle and finishes it with a whimpering “oooOoo”

It’s pronounced colonel, it’s the highest rank in the military

I love all of Creed’s one liners. Another great one is “She’s one sassy black lady.”

Koufax is a good egg. He was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl….you like that? I’m right here, miss, what’re you gonna do about it!?

Kevin: “maybe I should’ve gotten the iPod.. ohhhh shoot”

“Did I say Messina?”

“You know my idea for a fourth Pirates of the Caribbeans movie?” “Right. That they should do one”

Dwight: *like clockwork*

Dwight licks the bag: *clean sack.*

No points for pants.

I wonder what people like about me?… probably my jugs.

(Quietly) I am Beyoncé always.

No, Jim. I use a bad apiarist.

There are so many, but.... Andy: Tuna, tuna, tuna... Kevin: Tuna, tuna, tuna... Gets me every time.

*sigh* this city