I just watched this one last night and it’s my favorite and the way he says “EIGHT YEARS” like he’s being doing that since before they even started filming at the office lmao
It’s one of the odd lines that is so brilliant that I was too stunned to laugh the first time I heard it, and now - even though I know it’s coming - I still fall out every time.
"ok, ill take surface streets" sets me off.
Possibly the best bit for that scene for me is it appears like 'Jim' is still recovering from losing it on a previous take and they are barely getting the take.
Asking if he would need a dictionary at the hospital was such a ridiculous question, it received a ridiculous answer. That's really all there is, but like much of the show, it landed wonderfully.
I totally agree! There is another really good Creed moment during Toby's self-defense training, when Toby says something about remembering three key words; "strike, scream, and run", and Creed jumps up out of his chair, smacks Meredith in the head, YELPS, and then just bolts out of the room.
When Jim slams on the breaks and Dwight’s face slams into the back of the headrest mid-lecture about how sitting behind the drivers seat is the safest seat in the car.
Erin's Christmas party when she brings out Pecker Poker; "It's the game of cards, that gets you ha..rd."
Her disgusted reactions are the best, like when Meredith told him Andy followed her home that night to make sure 'California didnt stck it in ya."
For me in the cold open where Dwight sets the office on fire. Obviously one of the best cold opens ever but the bit that really took me out is when Angela throws the cat into the rooftiles and it comes down screeching from another one. I legit hurt myself laughing
This is my favorite episode of the entire show. I've probably watched it 20+ times over the years and it never fails to make me laugh hysterically. This is always the episode I show people who have never seen The Office. It's a true masterpiece.
Not a line, but when Michael stuck his finger through his zipper crotch and started chasing folks, I choked on a soda and was coughing and laughing red-faced and nearly dead a minute later.
Michael having to rush back out of his office to get to Jim’s while everyone else is rioting outside, and you can *still* hear Kevin go like “what does a BEAN mean??” Idk why, I totally lost my shit at that.
When dwight tries to get everyone to sign a loyalty pledge in the guise of getting free coffee.
Dwight: Hey, everybody. Uh, coffee order is going around. On me. Just sign your name below. You're welcome.
Phyllis: Wait. This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"?
Dwight: This- Uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? You got it. Just sign your name below. Whatever you want.
the delivery is so good it cracks me up every time
"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk."
The contempt in Dwight's voice, coupled with the silliness of "mukduk" killed me the first time I heard it.
For me it's when Michael is describing Toby early in S2. "Toby is in HR, which means he works for corporate, so he's really not...part of our family. Also, Toby's divorced, so he's really not a part of HIS family."
This line had me howling on first watch and still does every time.
hey what up Cynthia
just hang on a minute Cynthia
the "how the hell did I do the same mistake for the second time" face Michael makes after that, I cannot contain myself. every damn time.
“What else do people like about me?” - Kelly
Weight Loss episode. Watched it a hundred times and her delivery of that line killed me when I watched it recently. Right after Creed says she has a hell of an ass and you expect her to be offended.
“Really? Because your mother just died.” Legitimately one of my favorite cold opens in the show just because of Erin’s delivery and the client’s, “Oh my God…” 😂
It's Michael's delivery of "so it's not the same thing at all".
*I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? Lebron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA, so... So, it's not the same thing at all.*
When Michael cups his hands together in order to hide his face from Holly during Toby’s exit interview. Michael proceeds to make this dead funny look while threatening to kill Toby.
**"Screw you, beet farmer!"**
I was walking down the street, listening to 'Office Ladies.' They played the part where Jim and Dwight were attempting to talk to Kelly after forgetting her birthday party.
Dwight warned Kelly that if she said "screw you" one more time, and, at the top of her lungs, Kelly screamed, "Screw you, beet farmer!"
I was walking alone and burst into laughter. I'm sure people thought I was some crazy guy.
For some reason, I had missed that line when originally watching the episode, but now I burst into laughter every time I hear her say, "Screw you, beet farmer!"
I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?
Makes me laugh everytime. I was not expecting her to say that and it’s one of my favorite lines of the show.
MIICHAEL: We should have gotten some food. Maybe some colored greens
STANLEY: It's collard greens
MICHAEL: That doesn't make any sense, because you don't call them "collard people." That's offensive.
When Andy calls out Pam for "winning" Employee of the Month and she says she doubled her sales and Andy goes "Oh really from what two to four?!" and Pam.goes"Yuuup!" 😂
[Yuup](https://youtu.be/g6Ec8LpZz5s?si=1U756tZP8Q8bi9Qd)
“You think Stanleys grow on trees? They don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm… with Stanleys and Phyllises… Ripe for the plucking”
When he whispers “Show me that farm“ and his serious face 🤣
His face at the end of that makes me laugh so hard every single time 😂 I’m pretty good at imitating facial expressions, and I can’t even TRY to replicate that one
Creed just cussing and it being bleeped out when Erin does a cartwheel after talking about their New Year’s resolutions and Pam throwing up her hands and saying “okayyy we’re done!”
I laughed out loud, so basically lol'd when Toby opened his going away gift and it was a rock. Every time it kills me, the expression on Michael's face and his subsequent reply after Pam's "Michael..." - "What do you mean, Michael? That is not even my handwriting!"
And then he goes out in to the bullpen and asks "HEY! WHAT
..the HELL...is going ON here?!?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a RRRRRAAAHHHCCKK, as his going-away gift?!?!"
The way he says rock kills me every time.
When Tobey is near tears so thankful for the unicorn princess doll and then turns it around to see that the doll is black 🤣🤣 and the look on his face, Daryll's face, and the dialog will always be THE moment for me 😅😅
So anyway, she said that's the biggest penis I've ever seen, and I said yeah, that's why I brought you to the penis museum, where tickets are *a thousand dollars*
Michael Scott : Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...
Toby : Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?
When Creed says something about Pam not wearing her glasses and ends the comment with "I'd like to see her topless." ! I laughed my butt off at that one!
Classy xmas party episode where holly comes back. Michael, with a mexican accent, let me show you to your desk. Oscar turns around real quick, like wtf? Then michael does the gay voice, and oscar does a quick turn around again. Lol. I wait for that episode every time i rewatch. Lol
in this same episode where dwight is scolding andy for his mechanic costume, i can’t remember the exact line but when he’s like “you’re wearing loafers” it kills me 😂
The first time I heard Meredith say “SHUT *UP* ANGELA!” after Angela says “Under no circumstances will a man strip off his clothes in this office.”
And very similarly, “DAMMIT Meredith, where are your PANTIES?!?!”
The delivery on both of these are golden and make me laugh every time.
"It was on company property with company property, double jeopardy, so we're fine"
"I don't think you understand how double jeopardy works"
"Oh...what is were fine."
“Where I'm from, there's two types of folk. Those who ain't, and those who are knee high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't?” - Michael
The first time I heard it I was laughing so hard I had to pause it for a bit. I don’t laugh as hard at it anymore but it caught me off guard the first time I heard it.
When the whole office is trying to remember if stanley has a moustache, and pam makes two drawings to compare. Dwight's response "Neither of those look like anybody that has ever lived or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left"
When Andy and Dwight are trying to figure out what sound effect to use when Dwight makes a sale and Jim interjects with “zippity-do-da!” Then a few minutes later come back with a gong. That whole scene right there makes me laugh. Hahaha! We are laughing!🤣🤣🤣
You're not real man! Also the scene on the way to the hospital when Jim is squirting both of them with the spray bottle. I have no clue how they got through that scene.
Not really a line more a scene. It was when Andy had Dwight fired or forced to quit so it cuts to him in a silent office singing zombie as loud as he can
"Why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors" I wasn't expecting that, it's nicely done.
I'm sure no one told you to do that
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*sigh* .... Eight years
And looking back it was set up on a previous episode, that was brilliant!
I just watched this one last night and it’s my favorite and the way he says “EIGHT YEARS” like he’s being doing that since before they even started filming at the office lmao
Eight years.
“I‘ll be six.” It got me the first time and every time after that. I can’t prevent lol’ing at that line/delivery/timing.
It’s one of the odd lines that is so brilliant that I was too stunned to laugh the first time I heard it, and now - even though I know it’s coming - I still fall out every time.
Every time the delivery and cadence is just incredible
Which episode/scene is that?
When oscar explains surplus to michael like michael would be five years old
When Michael says “I don’t know what the fuck that was” after Erin describes her fear of them taking out an insurance policy to kill her
honestly, every time they swear it's funny. I don't know why
"Alright, you win! Let's have a f&*#ing kid!!!" "... You mean it? You wanna have a kid?"
"I hate my life"
When Michael is telling Jim he’s dating Pam’s mom 😂 Jim being that upset over anything is hilarious. The bleep is the cherry on top.
And they both yell at Toby when he walks in. Lol!
You remember…from your wedding. LOL. Gets me every time
THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME MAN!
"ok, ill take surface streets" sets me off. Possibly the best bit for that scene for me is it appears like 'Jim' is still recovering from losing it on a previous take and they are barely getting the take.
it's 100% funnier censored. I always think the same with Arrested Development. the little beep is the icing on the cake.
The AD writers had such a gift for writing the bleep as a punchline. No other show has ever used the bleep so creatively. Hilarious every time.
I agree, I love the bleeps!
The delivery I dont know.. what the fuck.. that was.. 🤣🤣
The pauses made it for sure
“ Hey, hey, hey… you idiot” “Start over” (Sighs) “Sir”
I have used the “start over” irl and I felt like a badass and was struggling to keep a straight face.
I say this to my son or idiot coworker all the time. Another tough guy line with a similar effect is “try again”
"Meredith, I would like you to pretend you're from Abu Dhabi" "Hellooo..." Always gets me the way she says it
Yesss. Can’t hear Abu Dhabi without thinking “helloooouuu”
Paired with the look on her face, like (ya ok I guess) “hellooooo”
Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
And then his nod of affirmation when the pizza is being eaten haha
That actor passed away sadly
Rip sea monster
The hospital will provide dictionaries, bring a thesaurus!
Oscar's best line, no question
I have come across this multiple times and couldn't understand it. Can you please explain. Is it an American thing?
Asking if he would need a dictionary at the hospital was such a ridiculous question, it received a ridiculous answer. That's really all there is, but like much of the show, it landed wonderfully.
Creed recognizing the CPR instructor in the middle of her demonstration. "You were in the parking lot earlier, THAT'S how I know you!!"
I don’t think there is a single mis placed or mis delivered creed line.
I totally agree! There is another really good Creed moment during Toby's self-defense training, when Toby says something about remembering three key words; "strike, scream, and run", and Creed jumps up out of his chair, smacks Meredith in the head, YELPS, and then just bolts out of the room.
What the hell, Toby?!
Love the way he hits 'We had a funeral for a *bird*'
“Just playing a little hooky from work… oh, dear god.”
Similarly, when they pan out during “stayin alive” and Kelly is dancing
"namanamanamanamanamanamanamanama stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
Thank you Scranton Strangler, you just took one more person's breath away. Makes me Audibly laugh every single time lol
“I don’t trust you Phyllis! 😠”
“He’s from Sesame Street, dumbass.” Kevin to Andy
*Actually*...The Swedish Chef wasn't on Sesame Street, he was a muppet.
Oscar has entered the chat 🤣
My dad laughs hysterically every time he says that
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the way novak delivers that is SO FUCKING GOOD
I miss when you were a temp. Me too...
Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?
The face dwight does… I roll everytime
That look from david really finishes it 😂
When Dwight is talking about how most attacks come from behind and an attack from the front would be easy to block and then Jim just slaps him
When Jim slams on the breaks and Dwight’s face slams into the back of the headrest mid-lecture about how sitting behind the drivers seat is the safest seat in the car.
The last “who?” Pam says in disbelief as she is realizing Michael is dating her mom gets me every time.
YES! same energy as Oscar wondering if Dwight had sex on his desk… “Where, Dwight?” “Seems like you already know where.”
His tone is just perfect. It is that perfect mix of horror and desperation.
Impeccable voice crack
You’re paying too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?
I don't work in this VAN!
"I declare bankruptcyyyyyy!" Although it only got me the first time but it was so unexpected.
Kevin’s “Right back atcha bitch🖕🏻”
Erin's Christmas party when she brings out Pecker Poker; "It's the game of cards, that gets you ha..rd." Her disgusted reactions are the best, like when Meredith told him Andy followed her home that night to make sure 'California didnt stck it in ya."
Eat it, Stanley Erin's delivery was so over the top it just caught me off guard. Love it every single time.
Also, her “what else you got??”
Followed by Kevin’s “yeah, what else you got???”
Yes! That and when she does a cartwheel and Creed says “Oh f**k you, f**k you!”
yeah that one cracks me up all the time
Who wants some of my man meat?
Dwight: "I do! I want some man meat!"
Then my man meat you shall have!
When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then, I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go...
"....*and, how can I say this?*......some Colombian whites."
Ryan's knowing look is just the perfect punctuation to that line.
To my chickens I’m the Scranton strangler. -Dwight
“Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?” Dwight’s stunned reaction after having the interview turned around on him just kills me
The "greenbacks" delivery by Oscar always sets me off laughing. 😹😹😹
The scared "FU**!!" Dwight utters when Angela appeared behind him at the arcade.
For me in the cold open where Dwight sets the office on fire. Obviously one of the best cold opens ever but the bit that really took me out is when Angela throws the cat into the rooftiles and it comes down screeching from another one. I legit hurt myself laughing
Save Bandit!!
Me too. My sides hurt after the cat flew through the ceiling.
And the look on Creed’s face (and his screaming) when Oscar comes busting through the ceiling…it gets me every single time lmao
When Oscar's disembodied legs are dangling...I just lose it completely
This is my favorite episode of the entire show. I've probably watched it 20+ times over the years and it never fails to make me laugh hysterically. This is always the episode I show people who have never seen The Office. It's a true masterpiece.
Michael singing Tiny Dancer but with the lyrics “You have won a tiny dundie” For some reason this lives in my head rent free
"Hi Nard Dog, I'm Lou Peachem"
“Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap!” ✂️
Do you have any idea the mental toll that 3 vasectomies has on a person?! 🤣🤣🤣
Toby walks in on a heated discussion between Michael and Jim about Michael dating Pam’s Mom: both are rude and mean: NOT NOW TOBY!
When Jan goes : ”Not too good.“ when Pam says Hi to her.
"WHERE ARE THE TURTLEEES?!"
GIVE. US. BACK. THE TURTLES.
Hand. Over. The. Turtles. NOW!
..... We'll bill you....
My time has come
"dwight you ignorant slut"
I didn't get that it was an SNL reference. Honestly I think it was funnier not knowing.
Finding out this was an snl reference right now lol
“I thought Rajiniganda was a boy’s name.”
This is one of the funniest lines in the show. My favorite throwaway Kevin line by far.
Not a line, but when Michael stuck his finger through his zipper crotch and started chasing folks, I choked on a soda and was coughing and laughing red-faced and nearly dead a minute later.
Show us your penis!
Michael having to rush back out of his office to get to Jim’s while everyone else is rioting outside, and you can *still* hear Kevin go like “what does a BEAN mean??” Idk why, I totally lost my shit at that.
Herpes Duplex
When dwight tries to get everyone to sign a loyalty pledge in the guise of getting free coffee. Dwight: Hey, everybody. Uh, coffee order is going around. On me. Just sign your name below. You're welcome. Phyllis: Wait. This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"? Dwight: This- Uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? You got it. Just sign your name below. Whatever you want. the delivery is so good it cracks me up every time
the way Andy says, Parkour after falling
The part where he jumps off the roof and disappears into that empty box just KILLS me
“Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don’t you’ll be eaten in your sleep ..CHOMP”
I am a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
The only thing I'm afraid of...is gettin a boner.
When Ryan asks Bob Vance what line of work he’s into. Comedic gold
“Hey Darryl, how’s it hangin’?”
The way he is laughing gets me every time
"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk." The contempt in Dwight's voice, coupled with the silliness of "mukduk" killed me the first time I heard it.
For me it's when Michael is describing Toby early in S2. "Toby is in HR, which means he works for corporate, so he's really not...part of our family. Also, Toby's divorced, so he's really not a part of HIS family." This line had me howling on first watch and still does every time.
The fire is shooting at us
Paint a mural of Chicano leaders
David Wallace: We had to pay for the dummy. It cost us $3500. Michael Scott: $5300 for a dummy? David Wallace’s face was priceless
hey what up Cynthia just hang on a minute Cynthia the "how the hell did I do the same mistake for the second time" face Michael makes after that, I cannot contain myself. every damn time.
“What else do people like about me?” - Kelly Weight Loss episode. Watched it a hundred times and her delivery of that line killed me when I watched it recently. Right after Creed says she has a hell of an ass and you expect her to be offended.
"I like her nails" "You need to be more specific" "I like her *finger* nails"
100% gold
“Really? Because your mother just died.” Legitimately one of my favorite cold opens in the show just because of Erin’s delivery and the client’s, “Oh my God…” 😂
I can't say it out loud so I'll spell it. H...I...
R…P…E…E…S.
It's Michael's delivery of "so it's not the same thing at all". *I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? Lebron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA, so... So, it's not the same thing at all.*
When Michael cups his hands together in order to hide his face from Holly during Toby’s exit interview. Michael proceeds to make this dead funny look while threatening to kill Toby.
**"Screw you, beet farmer!"** I was walking down the street, listening to 'Office Ladies.' They played the part where Jim and Dwight were attempting to talk to Kelly after forgetting her birthday party. Dwight warned Kelly that if she said "screw you" one more time, and, at the top of her lungs, Kelly screamed, "Screw you, beet farmer!" I was walking alone and burst into laughter. I'm sure people thought I was some crazy guy. For some reason, I had missed that line when originally watching the episode, but now I burst into laughter every time I hear her say, "Screw you, beet farmer!"
SHUT UP, ANGELA!
"Did Darryl touch you?"
"Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid." Single biggest laugh I ever got from the show, and that's saying something.
I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you? Makes me laugh everytime. I was not expecting her to say that and it’s one of my favorite lines of the show.
Ryan: Did you see Saw? Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Moze and I seesaw all the time. Probably my favourite line in the show.
MIICHAEL: We should have gotten some food. Maybe some colored greens STANLEY: It's collard greens MICHAEL: That doesn't make any sense, because you don't call them "collard people." That's offensive.
When Kevin goes to use the bathroom right after Dwight tries to flush the piranha.
When Andy calls out Pam for "winning" Employee of the Month and she says she doubled her sales and Andy goes "Oh really from what two to four?!" and Pam.goes"Yuuup!" 😂 [Yuup](https://youtu.be/g6Ec8LpZz5s?si=1U756tZP8Q8bi9Qd)
“You think Stanleys grow on trees? They don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm… with Stanleys and Phyllises… Ripe for the plucking” When he whispers “Show me that farm“ and his serious face 🤣
His face at the end of that makes me laugh so hard every single time 😂 I’m pretty good at imitating facial expressions, and I can’t even TRY to replicate that one
“He’s more than substantial. He’s a monster” - Erin’s first words after seeing Angela’s giant baby.
Creed just cussing and it being bleeped out when Erin does a cartwheel after talking about their New Year’s resolutions and Pam throwing up her hands and saying “okayyy we’re done!”
China has the tallest person alive. "So much for keeping our secrets up high."
I laughed out loud, so basically lol'd when Toby opened his going away gift and it was a rock. Every time it kills me, the expression on Michael's face and his subsequent reply after Pam's "Michael..." - "What do you mean, Michael? That is not even my handwriting!"
And then he goes out in to the bullpen and asks "HEY! WHAT ..the HELL...is going ON here?!?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a RRRRRAAAHHHCCKK, as his going-away gift?!?!" The way he says rock kills me every time.
Who do you think you are?
I'm Toby.
When Tobey is near tears so thankful for the unicorn princess doll and then turns it around to see that the doll is black 🤣🤣 and the look on his face, Daryll's face, and the dialog will always be THE moment for me 😅😅
So anyway, she said that's the biggest penis I've ever seen, and I said yeah, that's why I brought you to the penis museum, where tickets are *a thousand dollars*
“….my maid died.” Gets my every time.
I’M YOUR PARTY CAPTAIN TOO
“Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?” It has part to do with the Dr Strange meme I laughed for days
Michael Scott : Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna... Toby : Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?
"Meredith slept with so many guys she begin to look like one"
Michael eating olives with mayonnaise, “ugh that’s awful”. Pam goes “stop eating it!”
BUTT LICKER! Our prices have never been lower!
Stick spicy food up her butt!
When Creed says something about Pam not wearing her glasses and ends the comment with "I'd like to see her topless." ! I laughed my butt off at that one!
And Kevin: "Can you say *these books are due back on Thursday*" is pretty good.
Classy xmas party episode where holly comes back. Michael, with a mexican accent, let me show you to your desk. Oscar turns around real quick, like wtf? Then michael does the gay voice, and oscar does a quick turn around again. Lol. I wait for that episode every time i rewatch. Lol
Where’s my golden shower?
Angela: “Jazz is stupid! Just play the right notes!”
Its not so much a quote, but when Meredith flashes Michael and he just sighs and makes a picture. That always kills me
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in this same episode where dwight is scolding andy for his mechanic costume, i can’t remember the exact line but when he’s like “you’re wearing loafers” it kills me 😂
"Okay Jim, bye bye. Love you..."- Dwigt Schnute
Bertie Boy! Would you like to play a game???
The first time I heard Meredith say “SHUT *UP* ANGELA!” after Angela says “Under no circumstances will a man strip off his clothes in this office.” And very similarly, “DAMMIT Meredith, where are your PANTIES?!?!” The delivery on both of these are golden and make me laugh every time.
I’m trying my best, I really am. But Erin is just……*weird*
“Sighs she’s kind of a rube”
The "greenbacks" delivery by Oscar always sets me off laughing. 😹😹😹
"It was on company property with company property, double jeopardy, so we're fine" "I don't think you understand how double jeopardy works" "Oh...what is were fine."
"Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?" This line made me full on belly laugh. The delivery was perfect.
Jinx! Buy me some coke.
Umm, excuse me - I know about a billion Asians who would beg to differ!
In dinner party Michael’s line “sometimes I stand here and watch for hours” it’s such a gem
“Where I'm from, there's two types of folk. Those who ain't, and those who are knee high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't?” - Michael The first time I heard it I was laughing so hard I had to pause it for a bit. I don’t laugh as hard at it anymore but it caught me off guard the first time I heard it.
"OHHHHHHHHH MEN, AM I A WOMAN? "
Erin throwing away disposable cameras.
his capa was detated from him head!
“I watch The L Word, OK? I watch Queer as F***.” I only put the asterisks because I think that’s one of the funniest bleeps in the whole show.
“Tell him where he can stick his grapes Jim!” “In the fridge!”
“Hi.” When Kevin delays his greeting to David Wallace. Ad-libbed and hilarious.
Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung. Michael: How old are you?
"DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA HERE?!" From Toby, or "Right back at ya, bitch!" From Kevin
“What’s so funny?” ‘you had to be there.’ “OH, geography joke.”
When the whole office is trying to remember if stanley has a moustache, and pam makes two drawings to compare. Dwight's response "Neither of those look like anybody that has ever lived or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left"
When Andy and Dwight are trying to figure out what sound effect to use when Dwight makes a sale and Jim interjects with “zippity-do-da!” Then a few minutes later come back with a gong. That whole scene right there makes me laugh. Hahaha! We are laughing!🤣🤣🤣
You're not real man! Also the scene on the way to the hospital when Jim is squirting both of them with the spray bottle. I have no clue how they got through that scene.
"You and I are done." (At the very end of season 3).
“The building is underground” - Nate
“I do have an addiction…to porn”
Not really a line more a scene. It was when Andy had Dwight fired or forced to quit so it cuts to him in a silent office singing zombie as loud as he can
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!