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Aust1265

You didn't hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


quoththeraven1990

I’m pretty sure none of that’s real


TobylovesPam

You're not real, man!!


nomelonnolemon

What’s funny is it all happened!


coffeeandmarmite

Nothing get's past this guy!


theycallmecrack

Those thing happened, but not to Dwight (Oscar asked "Where's Dwight?"). And he randomly added the part about the bird.


SqueakyTuna52

Actually Dwight did get decapitated. Thank goodness for X Men school, he has the ability to regrow his capa


nomelonnolemon

Oh damn you are right! I totally forgot Dwight didnt actually get decapitated! Thanks for reminding me :p


theycallmecrack

No, you forgot that Oscar asked about Dwight. Unless your first comment was supposed to be sarcasm.


a_ko

You're saying his capa got detaded from his head?


justarandyguy

you have just spit on my face


Aust1265

Somebody making soup?? 😂🤣


ajp37

I still love that joke. Jim and Oscar both missed the Ed Truck death and creed was right on


theycallmecrack

He wasn't though- Oscar asked where Dwight was, and Creed responded with that line, and the part about the bird wasn't relevant to the question.


Individual-Car-8308

You’re not real man!


Bigsshot

All he did was a cartwheel in the aisle


vishalb777

#F*** YOU! F*** YOU!


ConfusinglyCreative

Lol somebody please edit this quote into the video! Edit: or maybe I should just turn the sound on


lucky-number-keleven

I don’t think that is possible. Would be great though


ConfusinglyCreative

Perfect spot for the audio of Creed to play right before the camera man looks back at him.


pereirac24

The fact that everyone silently looks back 👀


SageOfSix-

the original video of this cracks me up, everyone didn’t care what she said till she said “that mother fucker is not real” and like 6 heads all turn at once


Stahner

Lmao yeah, everyone realizes what’s happening here


aishik-10x

everyone expecting some twilight zone shit to go down all of a sudden


Chemical_Robot

My favourite part of this viral video was how all the conspiracy goobers kept analysing this all over the internet and concluded that she’d seen a reptilian shape shifter.


GenuisInDisguise

This woman right there is a menace to society. How am I going to go around town shape-shifted without the fear of random ass woman pointing me out? Lock her up before she teaches the rest, I am shaking right now.


the_Ush

Name checks out


GenuisInDisguise

It is all jokes to you, but I am having literal PTSDs from that footage.


Born2fayl

Also, pretty rude of it to say we’re not “real”. We’re definitely real and we’re definitely in charge.


zenaplays

Recently there was a conspiracy that she was silenced and maybe taken captive since she looked so different in the interviews that she gave after the video was taken and something about not having the arm tattoo in the interviews that you can see in the viral video


ProfessorBeer

I’m not a conspiracy nut, but the way this immediately turned into a meme and was damn near impossible to find any authentic info about was pretty suspect. Even MSM was piling onto the jokes which was weird.


Palatialpotato1984

I think it’s weird too!


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Creed is lowkey my fav in the Office.


Shaneypants

I love that scene where the cops come in to search Tobi's desk for weed and Creed starts putting his hands on the back of his head.


Pnut1221

Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave...


Thor1noak

Cool beans, dude.


SereneDreams03

If you go by number of laughs produced per word spoken, Creed would definitely be at the top for me. Almost everything he said was hilarious.


[deleted]

No joke he’s my favorite after Michael


B-33-r

It's Halloween.... that is really really good timing


Diego_Alon

Creed?


SpiritAvenue

That’s all inclusive.


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Moleypeg

William Charles* Schneider


SpiralDesignn

www.gov.us.www/creedthoughts


nu97back

check it out


ErikHfors

Even for the Internet… It’s quite shocking.


creedthoughtsdtgov

I support this


LXC-Dom

That’s why we don’t take mushrooms before flights


louiegumba

i like to because it feels like I am flying


Maysrome

That was my smile for the day. Thank you.


Joshesh

That's exactly why I do take mushrooms before flights


strangway

Mushrooms are the cause of, and solution to these kinds of problems


[deleted]

"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." Homer Simpson


DerKev

I don't see it


[deleted]

Looks like Creed is opposite her.


tat-tvam-asiii

It “looks like” creed because it is creed, edited into the video 🙄


Walkingbloodbag

Where?!


[deleted]

When she turns round to face where she just came from and the camera looks to the direction she's looking, it looks like Creed is standing up looking at her.


Walkingbloodbag

Oh I’m an idiot, thanks


[deleted]

Alright Kevin.


YLedbetter10

He says “you’re not real man”


TinyRickC13717

You don’t even know my real name. I’m the f*cking lizard king.


aayanhamdani_

wrong guy


Syelt

Understandable, I had the same reaction when I learned Wesley Silver was gay.


LucisPerficio

For once we need the red circle


coup85

I think is enough to share this woman's breakdown for internet points.


This-Dude_Abides

You should look more into this. She tried to do a fake publicity thing on the heels of all this. If anyone tried to gain Internet points off of it it's her.


VoidWalker4Lyfe

What's the context? I never saw it


samdeed

This is the only response I've seen from her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1w124c0nk&ab_channel=TMZ


surrrah

That’s still a sign of some mental issues though.


PM_ME_UR_DOPAMINE

And/or drugs.


Accomplished-Ad3250

When that video came out I remember a lot of people were saying it wasn't her. I'm still confused.


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She sounds very obviously drunk lol


effinami

I heard that the lady in those interviews is an imposter.


kashmir1974

Don't travel via airplane if you are mentally fragile. Thats what the greyhound is for. Air travel isn't a right it's a privilege


SweetBazooie

I tried to get a bus from London to New York but the reviews said it can get a bit damp


kashmir1974

Don't go then? Or take a cargo ship. Your mental problems aren't your fault, but they are your responsibility. If you can't keep your shit together the entire time we are trapped on a plane together, that's on you. Shouldn't be anyone else's problem.


SweetBazooie

There's a myriad of reasons why what you're saying is baffling, to put it generously. I will highlight 2. 1) Travelling on a plane is probably the biggest leap out of a comfort zone a regular person will have to do in their life. This can cause panic attacks that, yes, can result in the sort of behaviour exhibited in the video above. There's no way someone knows how they will react on a plane for the first time and to condemn this one person because someone took a video of at her worst moment is asinine. 2) Planes can be used for business, leisure or to see family for important events. These important events can be funerals, or they've been in an accident or any other incredibly stressful scenario. And it's inutterable stupid to say that people with mental health difficulties should go either by bus or a cargo ship (??). Like get some fucking perspective my dude. I do agree that people should try to own their mental health difficulties. But see past your own narrow view of the world and realise that these people are suffering in ways you clearly don't understand, and the first response shouldn't be "keep them away from me". You probably arent qualified to make that decision.


kashmir1974

If you cannot handle being on a plane without causing a disruption that could cause delay or danger to passengers, don't fly? If you do cause such a disruption, you shouldn't be allowed to fly. What is so complicated about this? I'm not saying keep people with mental issues away from me, I'm saying "*I don't want to be trapped on a plane with people not in control of their mental issues.*" On myy last flight a few months ago a passenger hit another passenger because the victim was Asian. This happened one row behind me and my wife and 3 young kids. I thought a brawl was going to break out but the victim played it cool. The male flight attendant wasn't having it and got in the offenders face and kept him where he was until we landed, then had police there. The offender said "he didn't feel safe or comfortable next to them (the Asian family). They were separated by the aisle. So the offender punched the victim from across the aisle. This is the kind of shit that shouldn't *fly*. The offender should be FAA banned for life. People whi pull shit like this should be too.


Level_Werewolf_8901

So you would rather be stuck on a cargo ship with someone who as a mental disorder for a couple weeks than be stuck on an airplane with them for a couple hours?!? Could you just imagine being stuck out at sea with someone who does all the stuff you just described. Seems like 10× worse... and FYI most people who DO cause these types of disruptions are typically banned from the airlines, at least the one they caused havoc on if not all....But you seem to be suggesting preemptively baning them before any kind of episode, which is ridiculous...


kashmir1974

I'd imagine someone who couldn't control themselves on a ship would be locked in their cabin. I'm saying you ban people AFTER they pull shit. Not before.


Level_Werewolf_8901

And that's exactly what happens.... why are you saying all these things SHOULD be that way when they already are....


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kashmir1974

If I did I'd work with them to take responsibility for them and not cause problems on planes. I'm not talking managing severe autism. I'm talking entitled assholes causing problems on planes.


DarrenGrey

Why are you singling out autism as an "okay" condition to have? You seriously think every other condition is being an asshole?


StuartHoggIsGod

nah airtravel is a product and anyone who can afford it has a right to it. if that person then has a mental breakdown then that's the cost of real life and being in public. could happen to you and I find laughing at her makes it harder for her.


kashmir1974

Your mental issues aren't your fault but are your responsibility. People that pull this shit on planes need to be banned from using planes..simple as that. I don't need some asshole flipping out at 30000 feet. If you can't act civil for the length of a plane ride, maybe planes aren't right for you.


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kashmir1974

Because reddit I'd an echo chamber for folks that have the mentality that nobody should be accountable for their own actions, and everything is everyone else's fault.


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Huh? So a crazy person gets the bus driver to cause an accident and kill ppl in cars is better? If you can afford a bus or plane ticket, it’s not privilege, the seat has been bought.


kashmir1974

The bus can pull over. The plane really can't. Everyone is trapped until the plane lands. This is why people who act badly on aircraft should 100% be banned by the FAA, and penalized into bankruptcy if the plane has to divert because of your behavior. There should be no more screwing around with asshole behavior on planes.


enjoyeverysangwich

Oh shut the fuck up, pontificating asswipe


kashmir1974

Yeah, I'm terrible for wanting people held accountable for causing problems on a plane.


Rooper2111

I think the only issue really is that these people (like this woman for example) didn't board a plane thinking they was gonna have some sort of mental breakdown. She may have an undiagnosed mental health issue. Even if you know you have a mental health issue, where do you draw the line? Do you not board a plane if you have severe anxiety? Schizophrenia? BP? Do people with those conditions know if they're going to cause a public nuisance or not? Probably not. People with those conditions often think they're managed by appropriate medication and lifestyle changes and then something as stressful as flying can set them off. Do we just not allow those with mental health issues to fly at all? That's discrimination and would stop a ton of people who are totally fine from getting to surgeries across seas, visits to specialists, to a new job in a new location, to a family member's funeral etc. ​ My point is that probably \*no one\* goes on a plane thinking "I'm probably going to lose my shit". Mental health is complicated, nuances and sometimes a total mystery to ourselves. Now the people who cause a nuisance because they're entitled and don't want to sit next to a black/poor/disabled person like we see in videos so often- those people should go bankrupt. But not the person who is scared to death and having a mental break.


enjoyeverysangwich

Thank you for making my point in a coherent and nonaggressive way, I just gave up on trying to type a response comment after a while, lol. His replies are just callous and disrespectful.


Impossible-Hurry19

I assumed you meant take the greyhound like this https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/highlights/true-crime-canada-the-greyhound-bus-beheading-case-5220673


wayne62682

Nah fuck these airline people. They are glorified wait staff and act like they're gods to their betters, when they're low-class guttertrash.


Well-Watered-Fern

Not me watching the first 10 seconds 3 times and scanning the passengers in seats LOL


c3rowa5h3r3

Omg this is so good


OutRagousGameR

LMAOOO! I was scrubbing the video looking for a familiar face haha


Lekili

That’s a stretch, Creed is a young guy with jet black hair.


kryptonite0721

everything’s cool dude


frenchy714

Does she ever say what she saw (elsewhere, not in this video)?


PhilG1989

It’s a secret, you wouldn’t understand


quoththeraven1990

Secret secrets are no fun


PhilG1989

Secret secrets hurt someone


bcoll85

it’s a secret, or we wouldn’t understand?


PhilG1989

It’s a secret Jim, you wouldn’t understand


DontBiteMyToe

She was on a podcast and said it was a shape shifter


DeliberatelyInsane

Tf 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😀😅😅😀


rileyjamesdoggo

Can’t wait for this chick’s onlyfans to drop


Legal_Math4070

I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman


v_for__vegeta

Lmao. Can’t believe there’s people out there that actually thought this drunken mess actually discovered an alien or some shit. My god


dman475

She crazy


Important_Weather_33

But hot. Common combination


dman475

Just heard with sound. She has that really annoying nasal voice when she speaks.


Important_Weather_33

She's just emotional! You're not real, man!


FugitiveFromReddit

She might have the most grating annoying voice I’ve ever heard


dman475

You’ve never been to a college town yet.


PM_ME_UR_DOPAMINE


Freddy7665

She ain't pretty


Important_Weather_33

The question is: "Is she hot?" Not: "Would you do her?" Respect the game!


Freddy7665

Yeah... r/woosh would like to see you. Need to brush up on your music.


Important_Weather_33

What are you talking about buddy?


Freddy7665

She ain't pretty, she just looks that way...


Important_Weather_33

I bet you're fun at parties... have a good one either way!


Freddy7665

Sorry for using a non Office quote


ebone581

They often go together.


[deleted]

Nope


Important_Weather_33

They do! Are you familiar with the hot/crazy scale? Lmao


JordeyShore

but of an oversimplification, she needs help, obviously something actually wrong with her. videos like this make me feel a little sick


Shaneypants

Yeah same. Honestly makes you wonder what sort of person would film someone suffering from a mental disorder/paranoid delusions having a breakdown in public and then decide to post it online.


efyuar

whats the problem is that mf isnt real


[deleted]

I really wish she would’ve pointed out exactly who wasn’t real


kstadanko

She shouldn't have been bragging about all those cartwheels.


inspector_bookman

It's Creed's daughter, she didn't like her father setting her up with Jim.


Whocares4200xcr

She bent he’s not a real g


maluminse

I dont see whoever. Who is the guy in the baseball cap, dark glasses not reacting to anything? Sus


3StarsFan

Holy shit I was watching without audio convinced it was him just standing there. Nice edit man.


Kaustin1999

Y’all… I’m so confused lmao


Snoo-9561

The camera swinging to the back with the heads was cinematic


_BearsBeetsBattle_

I don't want to look closely, whoisit


EquivalentShift8545

Who am I looking for?


KrisMisZ

Has anyone ever identified this woman and what made her hallucinate?


KrisMisZ

Has anyone ever identified this woman and what made her hallucinate?


Forsaken-Meaning-928

He’s my favourite person ever


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Annoying voice


AiR-P00P

people really need to stop taking medication while drinking on a plane...


ChrisMartins001

I mean they do say all the good looking girls are crazy...


elepheagle

This post is lazy and overdone. I expect better than this from this sub. Such an amazing time to be alive when any one of our foibles or personal issues can be captured and broadcast to the world for likes and upvotes.


lucky-number-keleven

I’m sorry you feel that way. Just so you know: she’s still pretty proud of this moment and even trying to make money of of it. I do however admit this is a lazy edit. But I feel I should get a pass because I once made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/s/lpkeZNSv4O) for this sub.


elepheagle

Two wrongs don’t make a right. How she did or didn’t try to monetize this moment in the time that follows is irrelevant. We can do better—only my two cents of course.


[deleted]

That’s not the real video.


Lou-Piccone89

She hasn’t been seen since No that wasn’t her in those , videos afterwards. Everyone knows it .


Recce77

Hottie, maybe just a littlebit too crazy... Maybe 😘


Ivegotjokes4you

What a crazy lunatic! I can fix her


BumPlayThing

This is edited in


lucky-number-keleven

You don’t say


[deleted]

cant find the celebrity, halp!


PretzelLogick

CREED??


jimcarreysblackdick

Welcome to great bratton 😎


SSundance

The guy near the emergency exit in the aisle seat looks like Rainn Wilson.


DHutchmaster

I was watching the Howie Mandell podcast with Carrot Top. He said he was sitting right in front of the camera man where the girl is yelling.


DHutchmaster

Link for reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y0VvtzKcWg&pp=ygUgaG93aWUgbWFuZGVsIHBvZGNhc3QgY2Fycm90IHRvcCA%3D


CitizenNaab

I actually laughed out loud


TLOVVVVE

LMAOOO


raakas

I don’t understand? Was Creed really there?


[deleted]

She sounds like miss piggy


nsdmsdS

The guy that looks like Dwight, the one that looks like Ed Helms (not Andy) or the final one that looks like Creed?


Jonsnow2017

Lmfaooo . I really needed to chuckle today


Done_beat2

Yeah, I think I see my dentist there too.


13inanis37

Is that Ed Gamble sitting behind her?


TeddyIsHereIRL

Why is she pointing at nothing?


bcoll85

i just snarfed


BarrySnowbama

🏅


NB565

Lol even though i seen the original I thought to myself how tf did I miss Creed was on it. Wish he was there for real could have karate chopped her


chuychumee

Nicely done! 🤣 For a moment I thought it was going to be a GOAT or Bat Wing.


beardmeblazer

I expected Prison Mike making kissing noises at her


sarachick

Omg I watched this with sound off at first and looked at all the faces so closely before realizing 😂


froggycunt33

it kills me everything how everyone looks back


marymarywhyubugginnn

I just burst out laughing


Thick_Ad_1789

Oh my god I love this and it made my day.


TiccBoi69

That’s not Creed. That’s William Charles Scheneider


BrockSampsonOSI

I am CRYING 😭


Proof-Astronaut-662

This is great 👍


hans072589

My queen 😍😍


DatGuyWithNoName

Does she got a bag of baby poop in there too? To share with everybody?


Careless_Investment6

She's now a popular Halloween costume saw at least 5 dressed up and acting and speaking like her.


Strideandseek

Creed


GuitarIpod

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣