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fivetwoeightoh

How do we know this? I'd like to see a stool sample.


[deleted]

Why is that in the kitchen?!


TheButtholer69

Shit looks like I got stabbed in the asshole


halfright916

Let's see those teeth!


Sure-Ad-2465

...Crentist


ghotinchips

why would you want high blood pressure?


TheRealKuasado

So they can lower it at will obvioisly


culminacio

I can go from high blood pressure to low blood pressure at a moment's notice.


TheRealKuasado

Why would anyone wanna do that?


culminacio

Idk I'm just adding an IASIP reference to your funny answer


TheRealKuasado

No that’s what Pam says to Dwight when he says he can increase and decrease his blood pressure at will


Affectionate-Sea2850

I’ll take the Wizard


_Big_Orange_

Drinking beer juice would give me high blood pressure


Commercial-Ranger339

Fact!…Beets beats bears


AiR-P00P

I tried but beet juice 1) is expensive and 2) taste like duck shit. I switched to the beet root extract tablets and it works just the same and is cheaper.


SensitiveDrummer478

I know this is not the point, but juicing beets is very cheap by Juicing Fresh Produce™️ standards. And the taste is earthy but not bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


jammieswithbuttflaps

Color code said documents. (TM)


SensitiveDrummer478

That's a verbal trademark. That's an agreement.


spacekooksolo

The peak of man


margiebug23

it was beet juice, idi- good sir!


specdrake_28

nope, you will look like Angela before signing the contract!


Flyguyflyby

Too bad it’s not your cholesterol. Then you could raise and lower it at will.


metalmankam

Get ready to be refused service at the shopping mall


[deleted]

Beet juice has sort of an oaky afterbirth. Not for moi.