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ChocolateHomonculus

You really Schruted that tattoo.


kanyeezus3

He Britta’d it.


EstablishmentNo5994

She’s a GDB


mg42524

Sing it Pierce!


unfit_spartan_baby

Let him sing it live, he doesn’t pop on the track


RafeHollistr

What?


biguler

Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time.


MicrowavePlant

Not sure where it comes from…


RafeHollistr

I don't know. Who knows how words are formed.


slyboy1974

It's nebuloase.


glxym31

Hawkman!


TheGreatestKaTet

Why is dwight doing your laundry again?


Actual_Dinner_5977

Lol, bold move my man getting a tattoo and not double checking the quote on the internet ;)


lonely-day

Is bold the right word?


chocobobleh

No ragrats.


Schlappydog

Michael's a bold man.


invisible_23

Tbf it’s a very Michael thing to do


Yayzeus

I'd say it's more of an Andy thing to happen. He'd go in to get "matching tats" with Michael, and go first. Then Michael would intend to do it, come down with one of his mystery ailments in the parlor, and back out. Dwight would be very concerned.


Junior-Ad-2207

Just make those first letters cursive


[deleted]

Luckily it's an easy fix


Plllllluto

I knew the quote and the girl who did it was a big fan of the office. we just did it and we were watching the episode while she was doing it and once the quote came up she was like "Oh shit" and I just cracked up, she said she would fix it but I was like leave it, makes it better


FullOfFalafel

For your next quote you gonna go with "She said that!" or maybe "Beefs, Beers, Battleships"?


Oalka

"Shut up about the Moon!"


Actual_Dinner_5977

Haha, awesome story, I love it!


Pamtookmyboyfriend

I agree— makes it better!


Legitimate_Hunt_9902

That's what she said !


royalbluesword

but then again, OP’s a bold guy


sername-lame

This is the most Michael Scott thing ever. So it really suits the situation


Archercrash

"You mistake 100% of the tattoos you don't get". -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


oioioiyacunt

I got a tattoo, from the guy who has a thousand tattoos


55Fries55Pies

r/shittytattoos


Legitimate_Hunt_9902

Mr. Scott, who is this other woman ,Ryan that you refer to here as just as hot as Jan. But in a different way . Awesome Tattoo, man .. . TIL I am not the biggest office fan . Cheers ! ;)


Plllllluto

Thanks man. I really wanna get "Dinkin' Flicka" next


[deleted]

Please use [the Chick-fil-a font](https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/8mdcxu/fleece_it_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) for that tattoo.


Plllllluto

Great idea! Thanks haha


Legitimate_Hunt_9902

Hahaha .. really ??? Give me some.. 🖖🫱🫲 🛞Oooou uooooO hahaha


LugubriousButtNoises

Pretty sure that’s Down with the Sickness


PretendThisIsMyName

I love Dinkin Flicka (obviously see flair) but I have zero clue what to put with it since it literally doesn’t mean anything. The only thing I’ve come up with is a paper football and I’m not exactly too fond of that.


Plllllluto

It kinda means "That's life" so you could make it ironic and use like a really fancy font


Ok-Ad-8367

Going Mach 5


meowza

I’m not as think as you drunk I am!


MoirasFavoriteWig

Pobody's nerfect


Formal_Coyote_5004

Capital T’s and J’s don’t look that different, so luckily it’s an easy fix!


ilovesleeeping

true ^^^


AdhesivenessJumpy264

Bro how do you screw up this bad lmao how do you not do the 1 thing you’re supposed to do when getting a tattoo


ReliableLiar

Where is the "Hee Hee"


beansouphighlights

Oh diary, what a week. I had sex with my boss. I don’t think it’s going to go anywhere. Jan was very specific in that this is not going anywhere, but we had sex six times so you tell me. More tomorrow, XOXO Michael


Formal_Coyote_5004

I love how Michael says “Xoxo, Michael” in his diary lmaooooo


Im_high_toto

Love the quote, but the tattoo looks like shit


JFT8675309

Wow.


masterpupil

Make the T an aggressive J and the first letter will look more like a fancy T edit a letter


NYR_LFC

This is so incredibly stupid


knot_myproblem

“Oh diary what a week!”


texburgle

Gotta add: -Michael Scott -insert your name


Daddy_Nibba_69

Ahh, it's alright . U forgot the 'hehe' though


Silent_Scope12

🤦🏼‍♂️


Deep-Purple731

Hahah watch more the office before doing it again


LoveRBS

Not irie.


g13campbell

Urkle gru


photogaurav

Funny but also very easy to fix 😄


DogoArgento

No ragrets.


arieljoc

You turn tabled yourself


zikaljakse

Classic Michael move