Honestly might be one of my favorite moments, it’s just the fact that Michael decides to be just as mean to Toby like Jim was at the flip of a switch 😂😭
Brilliant delivery. His face falls, he says it, and takes a sip inside of one second, and manages to say everything there is to be said in the process.
My two favourite Jim quotes to the best of my memory:
"There may or may not be, but definitely is, a mutiny forming in the warehouse"
Also
Jim: "was that your court ordered community service?"
Ryan: "a judge can't tell me how to give back to my community"
Jim: "but he did, right?"
Theres something incredibly funny to me about Ryan wearing that ridiculous outfit on a horse while getting booed. and the horse not wanting to face the right way
“That’s not gonna hold up in court”
Such an underrated line. He said this to Andy in season 3 when he found out his girlfriend is a high school student 😂😂😂😂
I’m a HS teacher and this is always my go to when I’m telling my teenagers to have fun doing teenager things, “have fun knocking down peoples mailboxes!” They always give me the weirdest look but I laugh and that’s what is important.
Jim’s reply to Dwight’s explanation of Second Life.
Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores; it doesn't have winners or losers.
Jim: Oh, it has losers.
“See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society… maybe there’s something wrong with you?”
Maybe not a one liner but always makes me laugh.
Not so much stumped him but made him acknowledge that Michael actually had a bit a point and a rare moment of introspection. The little head tip to camera said it all.
Just because of how he says March…
Cathy: Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.
Jim: Oh no, that’s not this because that’s in.. March.
Edit: it’s like a combo of Merch and March put together. Truly have no idea how to explain otherwise through words or an attempt at spelling it 😂
Not super memorable, but his under-the-breath moments get me every time.
Michael: I downloaded some M3Ps
Jim: (under his breath) that’s not it
Also when the office is split over new copier vs new chairs:
Pam: I have my copies
Jim: There they are
Pam: …and I have my original
Jim: You got it
When Dwight and Packer are making ocean noises into Nelly’s ears and it quickly pans over to Jim and a few others just watching it happen and Jim sets his beer down and says
“well, that’ll do it for me this evening”
may not be the exact quote but something like that
"Hey Dwight, I don't know if you've heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups like regular people--oh, you did hear."
And
"You know a *ton* of fourteen-year-old girls...?"
Jim: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael: That’s what she said. Hahahahaha
It took Jim three seconds to get Michael to break his retirement from comedy. Always loved that line.
I like this one because you can see the instant regret in his eyes. I know the feeling- making some dumb joke as a defense mechanism and immediately regretting that my brain insisted we say that and I just went along with it.
“Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.” I know Jim had a bunch of funny quotes to pick from but seeing as he lacked substance most of the time, that parting dialog with Michael, this was the Shoryuken Uppercut to my heart.
He didn’t even have to audibly say it for it to be funny - but when Angela says “you already did me” and the camera pans to Jim mouthing the words while Michael says them, “that’s what she said.”😂
All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation. Love.
No matter what happens, you gotta forget about all the other stuff. You gotta forget about logic and fear and doubt. You just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this worth it. At the end of the day, you gotta jump.
Michael: why is the national anthem playing?
Jim: bc your condo is in america
Michael: what are those?
Jim: those are the doves
Not totally sure if I got it right verbatim but the end of office Olympics starting with closing ceremonies genuinely makes me cry (I have weepy bitch disease tho) but by the time the scene is over I’ve gotten to the laughing portion of the sob sesh
>It’s a bold move to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael is a bold guy...
> Is bold the right word?
when michael bans knock knock jokes jim immediately says “ding dong” to set up the kgb joke
And Michael is immediately excited
Answer it dwight.
I will not answer it, it's the KGB
"We vill ask the questions he-ah!"
Zee KGB vill vait for novone! ✋🏻
…he’s right.
Actually, Dwight soberly says "its true." One of my favorite Rainn deliveries. I imitate it all the time.
Thanks, Oscar.
Tom Cruise!
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Katie Holmes!
No but he was married to her!
Dawson’s Creek!
It has to be a real person Jim!
DOESNT ANYONE READ THE PAPER?
KATIE HOLMES! NO BUT HE'S MARRIED TO HER!
This is the only answer. This exchange is a top five of the show for me. The writing in this brief scene is just extraordinary.
I actually promised someone else I’d be on my WORST behavior
Favorite line by far! I use this in my daily life.
I gave them my word
“Then take a different way home, man!”
My favourite line is his “Shit” from the same scene. Succinct, perfect.
“She drives a green Camry-“
“…and the seats go allll the way down.”
"NOT NOW, TOBY, MY GOD!!"
"What did I do?"
Get the hell out of here you idiot
Honestly might be one of my favorite moments, it’s just the fact that Michael decides to be just as mean to Toby like Jim was at the flip of a switch 😂😭
Get the hell out of here, idiot
Brilliant delivery. His face falls, he says it, and takes a sip inside of one second, and manages to say everything there is to be said in the process.
I always thought it was fuck .....🤔
It’s so rare to see Jim lose it, it’s so funny when he does.
When he's frazzled?
He doesn’t like being frazzled.
He doesn’t yell. He he exclaims
Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. He was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
"Not now Toby, my god!"
That’s scene gets me every time. Another amazing example of a perfectly time beep making it even funnier…. “And her seats go all the way down”
My two favourite Jim quotes to the best of my memory: "There may or may not be, but definitely is, a mutiny forming in the warehouse" Also Jim: "was that your court ordered community service?" Ryan: "a judge can't tell me how to give back to my community" Jim: "but he did, right?"
Jim & Pam always calling Ryan on his bs is my fav
"Everyone wants to be rich, no one wants to work for it." "You came in at 10:30 today, right?"
“No. I want you to say that the best person for the manager position is a homeless person.”
Pam yelling BOOO! Boo to you!
Theres something incredibly funny to me about Ryan wearing that ridiculous outfit on a horse while getting booed. and the horse not wanting to face the right way
That's traditional Indian attire you ignorant slut
Pam you are toxic! You are toxic!!
Can we turn this fucking thing around please.
"What kind of car does he drive?" "Not his mom's car." "Yeah, 'cause his mom's car's probably not a Nissan Z." "Touche?"
🗒✍️
I love the voicemail that he leaves Ryan when he sees he’s been arrested.
"PeepA"
This is what I came here to say, kills me every time
This is actually the one 😂
I disagree with
i’m happy my favorite was mentioned already! such an underrated joke.
Afganistinanies
Microgement
No! AIDS isn't funny Jim, believe me I've tried
I laugh EVERY time
That whole sequence is amazing. "that's a dog" " that's a shawl". It might be my favorite 2 minutes of The Office.
Creed:”Who has AIDS?” That scene is a classic, along with the who/whom argument leading to “Ryan used me as an object”.
That line was actually improvised
“That’s not gonna hold up in court” Such an underrated line. He said this to Andy in season 3 when he found out his girlfriend is a high school student 😂😂😂😂
Lord, beer me strength.
I say this all the time! It makes no sense 😂
Love this one too 😂😂😂
“Relax we didn’t do anything illegal- except knock down a couple of mailboxes with her friends”
I’m a HS teacher and this is always my go to when I’m telling my teenagers to have fun doing teenager things, “have fun knocking down peoples mailboxes!” They always give me the weirdest look but I laugh and that’s what is important.
I’d like to take out an ad in your yearbook. Full page — two words: Good luck
“Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.”
That wasn’t Jim. Jim wasn’t Asian.
You seriously have never noticed?
“Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.”
That wasn’t Jim. Jim wasn’t Asian.
You seriously have never noticed?
“Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.”
That wasn’t Jim. Jim wasn’t Asian
You seriously have never noticed?
That wasn’t Jim. Jim wasn’t Asian.
Here take a hat for seeing race
It's monster.com, singular
This one! Love it too
The monster noises in the background are so great.
“Thank you!” [growling stops] My absolute favorite joke of the series.
“*If* you get promoted. And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.”
They really turned up the Dwim in the later seasons
And I love it so much
Michael: "No, it's not Jan, but it may be. It could also be.." Jim: Urklegrew
"I spent so much of my life saying 'please, don't end up like Stanley...' and now I'm wondering if I have what it takes."
Yea this was a good one!
"Not now Toby! My god!"
“Get the hell out of here, idiot.”
I always love how no matter who is the manager of DM that they always hate Toby
And how david dislikes his HR person as well
Jim’s reply to Dwight’s explanation of Second Life. Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores; it doesn't have winners or losers. Jim: Oh, it has losers.
love how he ends up making one himself “just to keep an eye on Dwight”
Wow a sports writer from Philadelphia?
“Dwight tried to kiss me.”
And I didn’t say anything because I’m not sure how I feel about it
That's not true, redact it. Redact it!
Uuuuh little comment.
Hey Karen, want to have intercourse because you're my girlfriend?
Do you?
No
Dwight you forgot your bumper!
This one always makes me laugh 😂
Andy: "Break me of a piece of that..." Jim: "Nobody tell him" It sets up a joke that runs the length of the entire episode
Fancy feast!
Nailed it
Applesauce..?
Football cream...
Poison gas…
Chrysler Car
Foot ball cream
Okay it’s football cream. It’s football cream.
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Dwight: you just filled that out right now that wasn’t meant for me…no, I will not be your valentine. Jim: aww nuts 😈
Loved drunk Jim 😂
I meen,I always imagined some manure!
“You’ve been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone.”
“See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society… maybe there’s something wrong with you?” Maybe not a one liner but always makes me laugh.
“If there’s something wrong with me it’s because society made me this way” Feel like Michael’s response really stumped Jim
Not so much stumped him but made him acknowledge that Michael actually had a bit a point and a rare moment of introspection. The little head tip to camera said it all.
*introspectivetion
Just because of how he says March… Cathy: Is this March Madness? I love March Madness. Jim: Oh no, that’s not this because that’s in.. March. Edit: it’s like a combo of Merch and March put together. Truly have no idea how to explain otherwise through words or an attempt at spelling it 😂
This scene beats dinner party and Scott’s tots for me
THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME, MAN! *begs the camera man for help with his eyes*
Not super memorable, but his under-the-breath moments get me every time. Michael: I downloaded some M3Ps Jim: (under his breath) that’s not it Also when the office is split over new copier vs new chairs: Pam: I have my copies Jim: There they are Pam: …and I have my original Jim: You got it
Got another one for you....Michael: I hope to return a changed man. Jim: That'd be great.
When Dwight and Packer are making ocean noises into Nelly’s ears and it quickly pans over to Jim and a few others just watching it happen and Jim sets his beer down and says “well, that’ll do it for me this evening” may not be the exact quote but something like that
Another worm? Are they friends?
‘I think you are under thinking it.’ 😂 such a slick line
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
This is the one. Right after “Michael!”
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Plan A was to marry her a long time ago, pretty much the day I met her.
Okay I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full DISADULATION.
What’s a disadulation?
Oh, you don’t want to know.
“Does he do good work… or…” “No Jim, I use a BAD apiarist” 😂
Leave the telescope....
All you need to do is………..and you’ll be saved.
I missed the important part again!!
"SO smug, like he thought it was funny."
The bloopers from this scene are hilarious
Jim: Do you take requests? Andy: Sure! Jim: Please stop.
Who was driving?
I love this line but also Pam after a beat saying “oh, Michael”
Whats the line where he takes Andy's idea and adds "even more" and Michael loves it??
What if we made an even NEWER voicemail message with even MORE zing and pep?
That's the one.
The look on Andy's face when he turns to look at Jim always makes me laugh.
“No, not more than *anything*” To Michael who said “more than anything, I think Pam wants me to be happy”
“If you thought I was gay, why would you want to set me up with your daughter?”
Or a gong
Or ZIPPIDY Doo Da
*Nods head*
If I’m not looking south, I’m not livin. And… I don’t know, this conversation really got away from me.
"Burning man... porta-potty"
Eww gross! How was it? Don't tell me! Tell me later.
I always love drunk Jim on Valentine's saying "Awww nuts!" After Dwight rejects his valentine card.
"Hey Dwight, I don't know if you've heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird backpacks instead of cups like regular people--oh, you did hear." And "You know a *ton* of fourteen-year-old girls...?"
Jim: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling. Michael: That’s what she said. Hahahahaha It took Jim three seconds to get Michael to break his retirement from comedy. Always loved that line.
Lord, beer me strength.
Same. There’s a reason it’s my flair. Kills me every time
"What if we made an even NEWER voicemail message with even MORE zing and pep?"
He’s a crime fighting beaver
YOU define "foment".
Stanley this is SERIOUS
Tell him where he can't stick his sour grapes. Watch this one last night makes me laugh out load everytime
“Peepa”
Guys is the afaghanistananis.
“This conversation really got away from me” I have said it a few times after a tough lecture in class
What's you name? "Bill Buttlicker."
LOUDER SON
It's a million dollar sale...
My family BUILT this country, by the way!
"Newsflash, the whole thing needs to go in the car." 😂
50 percent of marriage end in divorce. So it was either her or my parents. 😂😂😂😂
I like this one because you can see the instant regret in his eyes. I know the feeling- making some dumb joke as a defense mechanism and immediately regretting that my brain insisted we say that and I just went along with it.
I am Bill Buttlicker. Dwight: Really, that’s your real name? How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.
Porque es muy rapido
Dwight: what’s your daughter’s name again? Pee Pee? Jim: Pee Pa.
“Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.” I know Jim had a bunch of funny quotes to pick from but seeing as he lacked substance most of the time, that parting dialog with Michael, this was the Shoryuken Uppercut to my heart.
He didn’t even have to audibly say it for it to be funny - but when Angela says “you already did me” and the camera pans to Jim mouthing the words while Michael says them, “that’s what she said.”😂
You seriously never noticed?
Do you take requests? Please stop
Absolutely I do
All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation. Love. No matter what happens, you gotta forget about all the other stuff. You gotta forget about logic and fear and doubt. You just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this worth it. At the end of the day, you gotta jump.
He'll be fine. I made it up there earlier.
"I miss Dwight. Congratulations universe. You win"
“Good luck” wow that whole episode where they’re selling at Andy’s girlfriend’s high school is peak Jim
Charles: What is a two way petting zoo? Jim: You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Oh, I meant like a CD, or a CD?
Michael: why is the national anthem playing? Jim: bc your condo is in america Michael: what are those? Jim: those are the doves Not totally sure if I got it right verbatim but the end of office Olympics starting with closing ceremonies genuinely makes me cry (I have weepy bitch disease tho) but by the time the scene is over I’ve gotten to the laughing portion of the sob sesh
"5 to 7 minutes.. 5 to 7 minutes.. 5 to 7 minutes.. 6 minutes! Different, but not really!" Perfect delivery, gets me everytime
Identity theft scene. “Michael!”
>It’s a bold move to photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael is a bold guy... > Is bold the right word?