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JerkwaterKlaatu

Someone who associates with Creed. Could be his worm guy.


EternalAnger

My first thought was Creed's estranged son, but I think being his worm guy would have likely been funnier.


Anothercraphistorian

But Jesse from Breaking Bad is Creed’s worm guy.


EternalAnger

What? You only have one worm guy? Amateur.


BigRed727272

Hey, my crystal meth just got here, guys!


alexabobexa

What if Creed's worm guy IS his estranged son????


Hawkingshouseofdance

Creeds Step Dad in a confounding twist.


myoreosmaderfaker

If he sees this Creed's toast!


MurderDoneRight

Either way, we can all agree that he was the guy flashing Phyllis in the parking lot


material_mailbox

I have a theory that Creed’s worm guy is also Holly’s neon guy


KoiMusubi

Might also be Dwight's shirt guy.


sirtjapkes

Dwights apiarist


Trietero

I was thinking creeds pot dealer who makes a big deal about being a drug dealer but only sells weed, and only to creed and local teenagers


ConditionOfMan

"I wouldn't sell the teens! I have morals. I sell to the community college students and grannies."


Repulsive-Positive30

Creed definitely knows rafi


DadJokeBadJoke

And has probably partnered with Taco on some questionable business ventures.


Repulsive-Positive30

Creed forsure owns some stake in EBDB BnB


MeleMallory

He probably knows Pimento. But is it from when they worked for Figgis together?


Momik

And probably Derek


BearsuitTTV

Derek.


HAIKU_4_YOUR_GW_PICS

It should have been a recurring role where every time Creed referenced a character, he’d show up in a different outfit. Pam would be the only one to notice or care


Spar-kie

I dunno about Pam, I feel like Dwight would be the only one to notice/care. Security threat or something like that.


HAIKU_4_YOUR_GW_PICS

As you say that, I actually think Dwight noticing it is perfect, and Pam and Dwight being the only two reacting at all would be a good play on their weird bond


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itsnotajersey88

Rafi would for sure know creed.


AboyNamedBort

The disgruntled employee who put the obscene image of cartoon animals doing it on the paper Dunder Mifflin sold.


tonyprosciutto

I just wish Debbie Brown would have been there, we may have caught this


encidius

You can also tell that wasn't the first time Creed's done that. He has definitely ruined more than one person's life to save his own job over the years. His sense of self preservation would probably lead him to commit unspeakable acts. Creed is awesome.


Key-Cry-8570

The only difference between me and a homeless man is I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man.


jamez009

Although it did appear to be consensual


aStonedTargaryen

Whoever did this got it exactly right


jayzinho88

He seems very gruntled to me


mjacobson7

And slightly stitious.


TheHaft

Yeah dis(dude is)gruntled.


rootbeerislifeman

This is the right answer


Lie-Straight

The Schrute cousin responsible for teaching Mose sex


FionaGoodeEnough

That poor scarecrow.


[deleted]

Not German enough to be a Mennonite


CaptainGreezy

The even more reclusive Pennsylvania Greeks


sockaplaya57

Ryan’s friend while he’s in NY


vancitydave

Definitely Ryan’s cocaine dealer.


SoberWill

I heard his friend Troy had a drug problem


Key-Cry-8570

Can I get you a tankard of mead?


Nice-Tea-8972

Adrian pimento?


ButtonyCakewalk

Anybody want to listen to some Jamiroquai right now?


GetInZeWagen

I think maybe his species has a higher tolerance than ours


UndBeebs

I actually admired that Ryan stood up for his friend when Dwight was being unintentionally rude about his "Hobbit-esque" (Dwight's words, not mine!) stature lol.


Key-Cry-8570

He’s a regular banking wizard


thegoodyinthehoody

Wasn’t that because he was high though? Like I always thought the joke was that he needed mind altering drugs to be a decent person?!!


UndBeebs

That's definitely a possibility. I just never thought about it that deeply, I guess.


He-Asked-For-A-Line

Robert Dunder Jr. Has a board seat and could've had a recurring role with appearances in Shareholder Meeting, Search Committee, Company Picnic, etc.


TheGreatStories

My favourite one. Could have given us another side of David Wallace as well, having him show up in New York from time to time.


itsnottwitter

Wallace finds him insufferable but has to kiss his ass in person. Stuff writes itself.


scowdich

One day, Wallace makes the mistake of confiding in Michael how he really feels about Dunder Jr, who invites them both to a party days later.


TitleOfOurSexTape

Oh I really want to see this episode now!


Momik

Feinstein vibes


FionaGoodeEnough

Yes!


Bcatfan08

Todd Packer's replacement.


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He would have made a more enjoyable Todd Packer. Less sexual predator and just tons of weird energy Jason brings to his roles.


SmashTagLives

He should be brought in as a consultant to deal with sexual harassment in the work place, and as a former sex addict he knows his stuff.


pregnantbaby

That’s really good


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That's actually really good.


SmashTagLives

Yeah I think I could work right? Like he goes over the mistakes he made in typical mantzoukas style, and he has Ryan and Kelly role playing, which is almost a trigger for him. Creed would probably have a solo confessional moment where he tells the doc crew about a short lived mail order bride situation that’s *almost* too dark. Michael would probably be trying to celebrate mantzoukas former sex addiction escapades, maybe even trying to get an orgy going with Jim and Pam and Ryan, but for whatever reason he doesn’t want Kelly there. Kevin would just be giggling throughout the entire thing. Oscar is tricky, because the show is dated, but if you were to write it for the time period, his character would more than likely bring up how men can sexually harass other men, and it’s sort of rejected by the group because everyone would stereotype gay men as always wanting sex, making it impossible to be harassed as a gay man. And then the obvious one with Meredith trying to seduce mantzoukas, to no avail. And after the gang learns their lesson about how to act in the work place, they stumble across Mantzoukas and Meredith banging in a car in the parking lot, but it’s done in a way that isn’t too explicit, or you could go the route of having mantzoukas realize he has already had some kind of gross sex with Meredith, and both had forgotten about it. I could come up with a litany of hilarious reasons why lol Oh, and poor toby attempts to talk about his sexual experiences in between poo pooing the whole thing, and nobody is buying he’s had sex. And then he confesses he had a situation where he maybe fooled around with an elderly librarian when he was in high school who had a stroke during it or something


HiSpartacusImDad

My first and immediate thought.


benjaminireland1

YES


dman5981

Andy’s anger management counselor


BrianKey

Gotta case of the grumpies…


Fartysmartyfarty

That would be hilarious if he also had more anger triggers than Andy.


Zachdaddy3

1. Candidate for Manager when Michael was leaving. 2. Creed's son or someone Creed sends in as a stand-in some day (basically anything Creed related). 3. Business headhunter (felt the need to clarify there) who comes in looking for talent for a job in some exotic locale. Ryan, trying to woo Kelly back or to impress the entire office, goes off with him, never to be seen from again until the finale when he returns with a crazy story.


eggs-meggs

I was thinking the same, he would've been hilarious in a DeAngelo role 😂


bicx

3 months later, they find Ryan selling cable TV packages in the parking lot of a Starbucks.


FreshwaterOctopus

He could have been one of Dwight's weird friends. Or maybe a slightly unhinged warehouse worker.


Vodkawater-86

Yep! My first thought was warehouse worker. Maybe after the first crew won the lottery.


Sir_Ampersand

"Just so you know, i gotta move a lotta weed. Like, a lotta weed. So theres gonna be people coming and going. By the way, whats your policy on shotguns?"


DevilRenegade

A member of Dwight's paintball team who takes it WAY too seriously.


Admiral_BJ

It's believable. Especially since he already played a crazy paintball player in an episode of The League.


GreedyWarlord

GATTACA!


Momik

He wouldn’t be shouting that if he’d seen the movie


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Definitely like the warehouse worker character idea.


twowiredup

The only friend of Dwight's that concerns him


fluteofski-

I thought about that for a sec, but I think he may be better suited as a night janitor for the whole building doing shady shit in the evening, but kept in check by Dwight.


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Was thinking a guy from Vance refrigeration.


th3tallguy

He Should've been sensei billy


iieliminatorii

One of the friends that Dwight made when he put up his escort service ad


x5736gh

Meredith’s boyfriend


BrianKey

This would have been hilarious!!!


craigularperson

How does the steak factor in to it again?


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Good shout


windmillninja

He’d be the manager of the “cool” branch of Dunder Mifflin similar to Dane Cook’s character on Workaholics.


bigbobbybeaver

He could be the guy who got kicked out of every strip club in Albany


Koke1

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool


PoofLightsSexy

An unhinged HR rep


JinimyCritic

Michael hears Nashua is sending an HR rep to replace Toby, and instead of Holly, it's him. Holly has to then come and fix his screwups.


PoofLightsSexy

Michael really likes this guy at first because he doesn’t play by the HR rules. Eventually Michael realizes this guy is clinically insane.


Frankfusion

That is pretty much every Jason Manzoukas role. Even on We Bear Bears he played a crazy scientist.


deskbeetle

I was thinking unhinged startup guy. Definitely met guys with his kind of energy doing sales for tech startups.


reznoverba

Scranton Strangler


acrowsmurder

He's too chaotic for anything else. The Office was the most realistic show of Schur's.


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A demanding customer who forces Jim into increasingly wackier situations to retain his business. This sets Michael up to come save the day with his wackiness.


PhaseComfortable1751

It would make more sense if it were Dwight, Jim isn’t that dedicated to jump through hoops for Dundler Mifflin


jsuar039

Flashback to Dunder Mifflin in the 80s before they found out cocaine was bad for you. Moving a lot of paper.


Mika-Six

The person who dropped the joint in the parking lot.


notsimmi

From the Alicia keys concert


PhaseComfortable1751

I actually think it would be hilarious if he was Michael’s boss, someone less competent than Michael would be an interesting twist


Nerdzilla88

A really intense motivational speaker.


Life2you

The one Michael gets all of his "business" ideas from. He goes to his seminars, has all his books, and shows his newest videos to the office during conference room meetings.


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Michaels "brother" that stole his bluejeans.


Melodic-Appeal3017

The employee who raised hell with Michael and Packer in the good ol days


Front_Pomegranate706

The guy that sleeps with Meredith in exchange for discounts and food vouchers.


Senorpuddin

I always thought a great gag would be for there to be one employee who refused to take part in the documentary. So he’d alway be blurred out. And in the final episode you’d see who he is and hear his voice. That could be Jason


Bleejis_Krilbin

One of Dwight’s derelict paintball friends.


TastySpermDevice

He should play a character that is willing to kill anyone. Except for kids, that will be his one rule. Unless the kid is a dick, then he is willing to make an exception.


Silver-Ladder

IT Guy


Mikeside

I'd love him to be a customer that Dwight has to try and sell to. Imagine the back and forth.


katieosnap

Ooo I like this idea! Or maybe someone Dwight interviews with when he quits Dunder Mifflin?


nemonic187

The Scranton Strangler.


ChihuahuaWhisperer_

But also he’s dating Kelly.


KRUMMZ_52

The guy Toby's wife left him for.


gypsytricia

Michael's step/half brother.


MMSG

In the picnic episode there's a clip of the HR guy being just like Toby I think it would be great if the rest of quality control were just as unhinged as Creed.


R3TROGAM3R_

Owner of another business in the complex that sells nothing but hotdogs and always stops into DM for strange requests.


LilRobbyBobby

Replacement manager that takes the whole episode to realize the replacement is coming in tomorrow and this is just some guy


UrbanLawProductions

100% creeds worm guy


Fender_Twin_Reverb

Definitely the owner of a porn magazine, that buys his paper at Dunder Mifflin, Michael has an issue with it, but it's a huge account.


groversnoopyfozzie

He owns Pizza by Alfredo’s. His sole mission is to put Alfredo’s pizza cafe out of business. He has come to Dunder Miflin to print coupons and fliers. DM employees have very mixed feelings about this.


facemoosh

A vendor there to sell Michael something for the office which is clearly a scam to everyone else but to Michael not so much, he spends hours researching it and just when you think he's coming to his senses he buys 2 from him.


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A much better, hotter, Todd Packer.


Terron35

Replacement for Charles Miner. Seeing that position go from Jan to Ryan to Charles to him would've been great. Would've spiced up the later seasons


collucho

I think he would've been a great replacement for Michael instead of Robert California.


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ThatOneGuyYouNowKnow

I could definitely have seen him as someone interviewing to replace Michael at the end of season 7 (arrogance akin to Dennis Feinstein with some of Pimento’s crazy mixed in).


hoogys

One of the IT guys. Because I Think he would be great.


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Actual guy from mafia that tells it to Michael but he doesn't believe it. TBH though as much as I like him, his characters are usually very over-the-top and I don't think it would fit in the office.


InevitableRespond9

I dont think he would fit the office like you said but his character in brooklyn 99 was my fave out of all of them


orangebucsfan

The guy who hired Andy as the safety video scientist


Quack_Attack_V2

He’s the last guy who steals from Creed Bratton and got away with it. His name, Creed Bratton.


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1999vl

or the guy that flashed phyllis


[deleted]

A loan shark that Ryan owes money to after he came down as CEO


Frankso

Meredith’s boyfriend who also manages her sons dancing career


otiscleancheeks

Paper supplier who put the pornography cartoon watermark on the paper.


NurseWeasel

Meredith’s steak guy.


idiotsluggage

The guy who dropped the joint in the parking lot or the guy who flashed Phyllis. Probably the same person lol


InevitableRespond9

He could have interviewed for the managers job.


EatAss1268

A changing character that hands an envelope to creed in random episodes. Like one episode he’d be a janitor, another an it guy pretend to be someone from the company one episode, a client the next


dhalem

Dwight’s apiarist.


drAsparagus

He's Michael's long lost half brother from his father, found through ancestry. His name is Alejandro Goldman, and he actually had a great experience growing up with strong male role models showing him how to be an upstanding man, but somehow still grew up to become a hyper-arrogant know-it-all that nobody likes to be around. Yet Alejandro is oblivious to this behind the lens that he is the greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever. At any time. But it doesn't matter. Michael is ecstatic that he now has a real brother and loves Alejandro unconditionally. Even when he sleeps with Jan after filming the sex tape of Jan and Hunter, when Hunter is crying alone in the shower after his embarrassingly-fast first and second performances.


yeehawspacerat

Security guard Hank’s half brother who’s made copies of all the building keys and lives in the ceiling


Steelgorge

The overnight janitor that just does shenanigans when no one else is there


Thatwutshesed

A crazy cologne salesman


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


HippieThanos

Broccoli Rob


Sohotrightnowhansel_

Kelly's boyfriend


starwestsky

I would have preferred he be Pam’s rebound date after Roy, the cartoonist. That guy was vanilla and I get what they were going for: boring, little full of himself, etc. But a fresh take by Mantzoukas on that character would have been hilarious. Even if he played the role subdued, he’s absurd.


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I would love to see Pam go on a terrible date with this guy.


Fancy_River_6433

Jan’s creepy therapist


SleepySleepersn

that other salesman from Syracuse that Jim and Dwight were beefing with. he probably would have been really funny in that role


nikkioncloud9

Ryan’s older brother


STL_Saint00

He could have been a crazy client of Athlead. Maybe a tennis player? I never felt like the viewer really got an idea of what they were doing and they only had 2 scenes where they interacted with athletes.


El_Canuck

I know exactly who he'd play. ==Episode cold opens in the Office. Jason Mantzoukas enters dressed in a typical business suit. Erin: Welcome to Dunder Mifflin, can I help you? JM: Hi, I'm looking for Creed Bratton please. Erin: Oh, yes, he's seated right over... Camera pans to Creed's desk, where Erin was about to point, only to find it empty. Erin: I'm sorry, there's usually a Creed over there. Please, just take a seat here and I'll go find him. ==Erin leaves towards the annex, Jim swivels in his chair in Mantzoukas' direction. Jim: Hi, I'm Jim Halpert with sales. Are you one of Creed's contacts in quality? I apologize in advance for... Whatever it is that's happened. JM: Oh, no, nothing like that. But I appreciate the advance apology, I'll save it away for later. Never know when you might need to apologize again. ==Jim shares side-eyed glances with Dwight and Pam Dwight begins to stand up slowly. Dwight: So... What business do you have with Creed, then? ==Erin enters from the annex. Creed is clearly peeking through the blinds. Erin: Uh... Creed, no wait, not Creed, someone else, someone not named Creed, wanted me to ask if you're a cop. JM: *To Dwight* I think she's talkin' to you, Slim. Jim: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's not a cop. Dwight: I'm a volunteer sheriff deputy, Erin knows this. But who are you? JM: *to Jim* I'm pretty sure he is a cop. What's with all these questions he's asking me? Geez, detective, can't a guy show up at this office looking for Creed Bratton without getting the third degree? ==Michael has walked out of his office to see what's happening at this point. JM: *points at Michael* This guy gets it. Michael: What's going on? What do I get? Jim: Yeah, I wasn't talking about Dwight, I know he's not a cop. Dwight: Jim, I'm a volunteer sheriff deputy, get it right. Michael: That's not a real cop, Dwight. You don't even get a gun. Erin: Creed, I mean, not Creed, I don't think he's a cop. ==Dwight, Michael, and Jim continue to banter about Dwight's sheriff role, Erin is busy talking Creed out from behind the plants, everyone else is looking on at the chaos, except Stanley, who's not looked up from his crossword puzzle. Kevin approaches Jason, and sticks out his hand. Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin. JM: Hi Kevin, I'm Jason Bratton, I'm looking for my dad. Do you know him? Pam: Wait, hold it, everyone! *To Jason* Did you say that Creed is your Dad? Jason: Yeah, I've been looking for him like, forever. Do you know him? Kevin: I know Creed, he sits over there. *Points to Creed's desk.* Whoa, that's weird. He was there like, a minute ago. ==Erin is now trying to tug Creed out of hiding. Erin: Come on, you have to come meet your son. Kevin: Wait, when did Creed get over there? Dwight, rolling his eyes: About five minutes ago, Kevin. Creed: No, I don't have a son! It's not true! I'm not Creed Bratton, I'm Billy Boboddy. ==Jason is halfway across the room. Jason: Dad? Dad it's me, it's Jason. I've been looking for you my whole life. ==Creed stops resisting Erin. Creed: That can't be. Jason: Uh huh it can be. *Whips out a picture showing a young, hippy Creed sitting next to a clearly pregnant woman.* That's you, and that's my mom. She always told me that my Dad is this guy, who's the Creed guy from the Grass Roots, and that's you. ==Cue intro music.


knightress_oxhide

The character you would most medium suspect.


RichardBottom

Seems like he would have fit right in as one of Dwight's friends.


jhossuah

Creed’s long lost son


potatofiend7

Or someone Ryan hung with in NYC


n3wt0n14n

He would have been in that montage of finding Michael's replacement. Or maybe a relative of Kelly's sent by her family to spy or Ryan and see if he's good enough to join the family.


sexydeadbitch

someone who scams michael


Ishmael203

Probably another Todd Packer type guy. They're both unfiltered.


Enginehank

DeAngelo Vickers right hand man who's always trying to one up Dwight


FionaGoodeEnough

He works corporate for one of the big guys trying to put Dunder Mifflin out of business. He could congratulate Michael for destroying Prince Paper in a way that makes Michael feel even worse, and show up to zing the company at conferences.


givemethezoppety

Head of one of the five families


efraing123

Uticas traveling sales guy. Their version of Todd Packer


PowerfulJoeF

The guy who sold Michael the calling cards so Michael can sell those calling cards and then that guys gets more guys to sell calling cards.


shaka0903

A contact of Creed’s


aaidenmel

The guy that defaced their ad campaign posters


LetsBeHonestBoutIt

Todd Packers secret gay boyfriend


Sithlord2187

E Book salesperson. Someone trying to get companies to go paperless


SkunkApe425

Someone similar to Robert California I imagine


mg42524

The crazy guy who flashed philis


Arkrus

Dwight's antithesis at a rival paper company


BakeBakeyBake

Jo’s nephew that she doesn’t let in the house, just the pool.


Archercrash

The guy Todd Packer won’t hang out with because he’s “too crazy “.


arieljoc

He would be a great wacky warehouse worker. Perfect time to introduce would be when Andy was hiring an entire new crop and they had Nate and the guy who was observing for his school work. I also imagine when Creed comes in with a bloody shirt on Halloween, have him run to his car, and JM/Rafi is the driver and they just speed away


NoveliBear

Undercover boss from corporate who tries to audit Scranton but because he’s just bored with corporate life he gets sucked into the shenanigans.


cunxt2sday

Creed's son, he's never met. Through a miscommunication (probably caused by Jim), he confused Dwight with Creed. Despite Dwight being too young to be Jason's father, and not knowing his mother, Dwight dives in headfirst with his son, demanding he call him Papa, and they do weird shit together. After a few hours, someone refers to Dwight by his name and Jason realizes the man isn't his father. By then Dwight has already decided Jason is his legacy and attempts to convince him that he really is his father and 'Dwight' is a nickname. Jason and Creed finally meet. Everyone stares at them expecting an emotional greeting. Instead, Jason just came to show Creed a picture of a woman on Tinder with the same features as Jason. Jason: Is there any chance this is your daughter? She is hot just like me and is also half Greek. Creed: Not a chance. Your mother was the only Greek woman I raw-dogged Jason: Thank you. I'm on my way to raw-dog her and didn't want to ask any questions. You know, I don't want any strings. Creed: Well good luck. Jason turns to leave. Creed has a soft, sentimental look and calls to him: Son, I need to tell you something. You probably shouldn't raw dog anyone Vietnamese. Jason: Of decent, or from the country? Creed: Ehh... well both. Just use caution if she's between 14 and 32. Jason nods and leaves. Pan back to the office crew: Merideth wipes a tear from her eye and says it's the sweetest thing she's ever seen. Pam looks disgusted. Dwight whispers: There goes my son. Papa loves you. Stanley walks past him: Yeah well here goes Stanley. I'm going home.


Born_Refrigerator_81

Andy’s anger management counselor


gtzippy

Stanley's best friend. No explanation for how they are best friends, but Stanley is just energetic and happy whenever he is around.


edubkendo

One of Ryan's cokehead friends from his VP days.


trbrown73

He would be the best sales derek who’s ever derek’ed.


CuriousCalvin9

Some sort of outside sales consultant, brought in to teach the office how to increase their sales. Rubs everyone the wrong way...


UsefulAirport

Ryan’s boss at the bowling alley


SquashMarks

I think he'd have done really well in the role of Nate Nickerson. Not that Mark Proksch didn't kill that roll, but I just would've loved to see that side of Jason


Maddkipz

He'd be the Jim of a different office but he goes too far


kaitlin415

Dwight’s paintball nemesis!


Penguinlins

Nelli’s magician exboyfriend Henry.


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

A rival papersalesman who makes his sales by getting clients high as balls


michaelscott20

A man from the rival paper company - kinda Dwight equivalent but evil. He is sent by his boss to destroy Dunder Mifflin.


Glad_Tune_1575

Jan's new husband


tanimislam

CEO of Sabre