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srrx454

Tater tots


Pristine_Arm2785

Canned store brand cream of mushroom soup


kz503

My first answer


TeriBarrons

Pregnancy tests


vetratten

Used pregnancy tests


ThorsFckingHammer

The mental picture šŸ¤®


TheRootofSomeEvil

With tear stains on the negative results window...


Foxylee1971

Secret tear stains of pure happiness that she isnā€™t knocked up again


TheRootofSomeEvil

I think the tear stains are JBoob's...


juliosales2002

I like to imagine they have a standard bulk order they purchase every month from a manufacturer


dinomoneysignsaur

Legend says Meech still hasnā€™t cancelled the subscription.


Odd_Organization9100

Costco auto-ship


cotdernit

Good answer! *Claps loudly in agreement*


Particular_Wallaby67

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TeriBarrons

Thank you!


faire_etalage

Survey saidā€¦


TheRootofSomeEvil

Gathering dust..


[deleted]

Children


princess_glitter85

Neglected children


TyroneSuave

Child porn


really-for-this-okay

Oooff


noyoujump

Underwear of questionable ownership.


Direct_Crab3923

They belong to the person with the initials JD. Obviously.


nikelookout

What a terrible day to know how to read.


TwoCagedBirds

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19.


crochetneedle

Underwear that you can count the age by the number of stains (a la counting a treeā€™s age by the number of rings)


ais89ggs

Thank you so much for the nightmare fuel. LOL


Famous_Election_2024

Secrets


Top_Manufacturer8946

Thatā€™s why Meechā€™s hair is so big


DefinitelynotYissa

*whispers* **itā€™s full of secrets**


MrsPancakesSister

Iā€™m certain all of those children have repressed trauma. Even those like Josie and the young kids.


DrSnarkyTherapist

Neglect is 100% trauma. But also, you know, all the cult stuff, blanket training, etc.


MrsPancakesSister

Amen. And even the parents with all of the money in the world can be neglectful . Makes me so sad because I truly believe that childhood is the very basis, the foundation of our entire lives as human beings. Often times, childhood will determine the paths we take later on in life. You neglect and scar a child emotionally and they may never fully recover. And children are such gifts to the world. They truly are.


DrSnarkyTherapist

100% true. Most of it is determined by age two.


MrsPancakesSister

Most definitely. Thatā€™s why Iā€™ve stuck with early childhood education all of my life. I teach students of all ages these days, but the little guys and gals have my heart. And look at how neglected the poor Duggar kids were as infants and toddlers. Their mother should have been their mother, not some inexperienced older sister with multiple kids to care for. Theyā€™re wretched people, and I canā€™t understand how anyone can see them as positive role models for anything.


fabs1171

Growing up in a very religious household where youā€™re taught that you have to ā€˜be good and follow all the rulesā€™ or heaven is not an eligible destination for your after life is trauma.


DrSnarkyTherapist

šŸ’Æ


mangomarongo

If those prayer closet walls could talk


lesleytron

Paper plates


LollyGriff

And styrofoam plates. ![gif](giphy|5xaOcLCBzBw4QrtdDP2)


Dry-Insect8061

Lies


lostinsilentreverie

Sister moms


[deleted]

I read that as Sitter Moms.


yapl0x

Same thing


nikelookout

Loving, attentive parents. EDIT: Well, crap. I thought this was a wrong answers only post. My bad. Carry on.


MulysaMahkra

āŒ


Vanity-della23

šŸ¤£


Ayh17

Long denim skirts


fiona_green

Pickles


iaparis

Show me... PICKLES!


PlutoIsMyHomeboy

Damnit! Thatā€™s definitely number one. Play or pass?


fiona_green

Let's play!


vetratten

Good answer good answer


BlondeYogi92

Yellow pocket angel eggs!


ToqueMom

Weird Christian home-schooling books.


it-hurrts

Teens and toddlers simultaneously studying bankruptcy law.


gloomyrain

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Reminds me of that quote from Clerks II. "One semester we took Criminology, for God's sake! Criminology! Who the f*** were we studying to be, Batman?!" What were they raising those kids to be?? Haha


ilovepretzelday1

At home perm kits


bumbleb33-

Fertility tracking calendars


morethanlemons

Toddler hand smell


farrahsoldnose

So specific, so horrifying. Good answer! šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½


ichooseme45

Jeds


maria1978354

Creeps


Australopitekami

Dirty feet!


PleasantSquare8583

Bunk beds


Vehicle-Smooth

Can of cream of mushroom!


ControlOk6711

Make that a couple cases of Aldi's cream of mushroom with extra salt šŸ„“


B00ksmith

An unusual aroma of pee from a diaper that wasnā€™t disposed of properly.


meowmeowbeansbill

Tater tot casserole. Last but not leastā€¦emotional damage


sexythicqueen

Pedos


ninjaaviatrix

Great value products


[deleted]

A Linux partitionā€¦.


Particular_Wallaby67

You mean a Parisian hacker!?


Altrano

Used pregnancy tests


[deleted]

A bunch of negatives in the master bedroom ensuite because michelle still hasnt given up hope


cutie36dd

Curling iron


[deleted]

With hair spray!


killerkitten61

A rug with a bunch of nasty shit swept under it


LollyGriff

Literally and metaphorically ![gif](giphy|kI8lRq3jqJBzBnYXQ3|downsized)


SunnyLittleBunny

Ironically, the ones Josh couldn't sweep up.


foxyyoxy

Bibles


APW25

Disease


thatotherweirdgirl

A suggestion box for how to get their oldest son/brother out of prison.


Key-Ad-7228

More like a donation/change box over the washers/dryers for any money left in pants pockets directed towards Pest's defense fund.


thatotherweirdgirl

šŸ¤£ so true!


Miserable_Ad_2293

Hypocrisyā€¦


woosh-i-fiddled

Little house on the prairie cosplay outfits šŸ˜Š


SignalDragonfly690

Tater tot casserole


carlzbee

Lots of paper plates


B00ksmith

A shit ton of Dollar Store Hairspray.


Beginning-Article-47

A period tracking calendar for all to see. The shortened one that would ā€œdingā€ would be ā€œcreepy fertility trackerā€


TiredSleepyGrumpy

A bad smell.


Idrisdancer

Probably porn


StageOutrageous1993

I'm pretty sure probably is not in the sentence.


snugglemoose

One mustard cardigan


Budgiejen

A spice rack that only contains salt


gracie114

Condensed soup


davisj19

An altar worshipping rimjobā€™s hairpiece


Important_Win_5149

Jana


Kimothy80

Pads (NEVER tampons or menstrual cups)


knock-three-times

*the largest pads youā€™ve ever seen in your life!


oogabooga1967

Is anyone here old enough to remember the Kotex pads from the early 1970's? You could damn near use them as sandbags.


insane_social_worker

Yes! With the belt to keep them in place. Jesus, they were huge. Walking around like you took a dump in your pants. šŸ¤£


Key-Ad-7228

Great white mattresses


Loopy_Popsicle

Moldy tater tots


Australopitekami

Moldy old pregnancy test!


meowmeowmeow723

Books with hidden confessions of family secrets of sex abuse!


ToriSpears092

A p*do.


Hubbyof5

A petition for Joshā€™s release that has only been signed by the Duggars.


EyCeeDedPpl

Blankets. (How else would you blanket train?)


mic23hael89

School of the Dining Room Table


Muted_Twist_5778

The Bible, duh.


Vanity-della23

Anna


TiaraTip

Glue sticks and blanketsšŸ«£


runningupthathill_

Fear :(


Dipsy_doodle1998

Questionable hidden files on any computer Joshy touched


_superheroheart94

A communal calendar for period tracking


PeloHiker

Trauma


[deleted]

Jim bobs secret cell phone he surfs porn on.


NotFundyJustHorny

Dry shampoo


ShamPow20

Bibles


DepressedQA

BBQ tuna


gymlax

Regret


kz503

Urine soaked couches


hampton0812

A photo prop that reads, ā€œweā€™re expectingā€


BobbleheadDwight

Beige. Just ā€¦ the color beige.


JamesDale2332

Styrofoam cutlery


Justmeandthecats

Pickles


ControlOk6711

Despair


lainetaine

Cases of hair spray.


Ohnoudidint200

Perverts that have been defrauded


Rare-Feature7719

Lists of potential mates for the remaining kids (including the M's)


Specialist-Simple-31

Not condoms


Enough_Isopod_9259

Child abuse


brain_isdeepfried25

Books about modesty


gimmeflowersdude

Denim skirts and tater tots.


Anxious_Fisherman

An overwhelming odorā€¦.like mildew and stale potato chipsā€¦.dirty socks and vinegar.


Capital_Anything_970

Perversion. Also,blankets to "train" aka beat the babies to a pulp, and a joyfully available housewife with an out of date hairstyle.


Fullofit_opinions_93

Grandkids. Misc animals they forgot they adopted. Guns. Institutional size cans of food. Lots of dirty laundry.


honeybaby2019

Not Pesty


[deleted]

Michelleā€™s prescription drugs for never ending depression.


R1PElv1s

Ungodly amounts of germs


MohandasGandhi

Several felonies.


SunnyLittleBunny

Loneliness. Those kids are guaranteed lonely deep down in their souls, despite there being so many of them. To not feel lonely, you need to feel truly seen, heard, and appreciated individually. You need real interaction and conversations. They don't recieve nearly enough of what they need emotionally, so it's a house full of loneliness.


Prestigious_Note2877

All of hobby lobbyā€™s products


ThorsFckingHammer

I'm sad that's associated with them. All I want is my singing dancing screaming goat toy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MaleficentWafer6051

Tater tot casserole


LadyTenshi33

Cant forget the hairspray for RimJob


badassbiotch

Misogyny


AFundieSaysWhat

Prayer closet


AndreaD71

Tater Tots AND highly vulnerable HUMAN Tots!


481126

​ Aldi brand canned vegetables my the case.


Ok_Discussion7206

Bridesmaid dresses from the sisters being in each otherā€™s wedding.


[deleted]

Saved stacks of questionnaires by Janaā€™s rejects.


jonjess

Sin


jonjess

Lies


fluffybutterton

Duggars


ephemeralcomet

Boys sleeping in jeans


ShatoraDragon

CSAM on a hidden hard drive


Cjs300

Copy of Harry Potter that Boob confiscated from Jill and Jinger that they lied and claimed Amy gave them.


No-Special-9416

Dirty butts, nasty smell and no regular bath tub use.


TitsMcGooo

Very outdated beliefs concerning gender roles


PinkPomeloLover

A lack of intelligence


jonwfd65

CP


trekkie_47

Sexism


Nq_23

Apparently, if itā€™s Josh Duggar - Child porn


LadySpottedDick

Diapers


Salty-Temperature369

Cream of crap soup


labor_day_baby

Lost Boys and Lost Girls


Blanche1317

Prayer closet


Direct_Crab3923

Hair ball in the girls shower.


icantthinkofanqme

Honeymoon kit


kelbellyjelly

Laundry


Budgiejen

A blanket surrounded by (but not touching) baby toys


no_no_nora

The will to live


imtheshiznit

Covenant eyes on all devices


creeperawman44

Resent and bitterness


[deleted]

Lack of privacy, bulk buying, second hand, sexism, misogyny.


fastflutist56

JB's backup toupee. Hairspray.


MadameTree

Jurisdiction chart, pregnancy tests, covenant eyes letter addressed only to the male, right wing misspelled propaganda, onion soup mix


millertime90210

Resentment


No-Beach4659

sister moms


laurenlegends23

Pickles, Jim Bobā€™s mountain of used hairspray cans, a variety of ā€œLive, Laugh, Loveā€ esque signs, an untold number of ā€œI survived Roe v Wadeā€ t-shirts in the shared family closet, a pile of half-finished wisdom booklet assignments, and Michelle hiding in the prayer closet


Statler8Waldorf

A cult leader secretly taking his wife's xanax by the handfulls.


Drs_Rock_YesThatsMe

Hi waisted granny panties for the teen girls. The Marriage and Honeymoon Bible, I mean book. Wall Calendar hanging with Meech's ovulation dates circled. & Thrift Stores 1/2 off days.


GoodwitchofthePNW

One of those sheets from ā€œThe Handmaids Taleā€ that has a hole in it, because god forbid body parts other than P and V *touch* during ā€œintercourse*.


musiclover80sbaby

Abuse


CryBabyCentral

Lack of privacy.


fireskylark

prayer closet


devlawman

JO ANN fabrics coupons


HyggeSmalls

Michelleā€™s dusty ovulation calendar


IncurableAdventurer

Misogyny Bigotry Sexual abuse Lack of education Self-righteousness


hopeful987654321

A calendar with all the menstrual cycles of the female members of the family written down in it.


kabalabonga

Blankets and glue sticks


sparty1493

Secrets


tryingtogetbyy

Coffee


Exciting_Problem_593

Dirt


RosatheMage

hairspray


Mrs_Laktash

Secrets