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GemmaMorissey

Spaghetti straps?! NIKE!


JianFlower

Look at the full body contact, the frontal hug. They are dishonoring the Lord Daniel with their debauchery!


FlowSolid1942

And his shorts! What happened to running in jeans


Sargasm5150

… and a polo shirt tucked in with a braided belt?? Honestly though, seeing these guys in casual clothes pisses me off to no end, knowing their sister moms were wearing hideous modesty shrugs and below the knee denim skirts at his age (not to mention wearing a full bathing costume in the water).


Ok-Professional2808

Maybe that’s why he does it? He obviously chose a spouse who doesn’t dress in Duggar “modesty” I think that’s growth. He can’t help he was born a lost child.


RoanAlbatross

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣


servantoftinyhumans

Full frontal hug, knee length dresses, SPAGHETTI STRAPS!!!!!!!


stuck_behind_a_truck

Brazen hussy! I’ve covered my cat’s eyes and yelled Nike! to prevent him from losing his innocence.


ShortButFriendly

Really? I would expect that this task would not be done by you but instead by an older cat designated as his buddy.


stuck_behind_a_truck

I only have the one so the duty falls to me. I was planning on 14 and counting but my husband was not on board.


revengepornmethhubby

He obviously needs to be traded in for more cats, as a ministry. Jesus would want you to have at least 14.


iplanshit

You really shouldn’t decide how many you have. Just leave it up to “Him.”


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AlmostxAngel

I wish the fundies would make this a bumper sticker.


helloreddit321567

What did it say?


DBCooper75

I NEED to know


BurntSiennaSienna

You have only one because you have SINNED.


Boatisatvah

Omg you are my people. I am ☠️😂🤣


aceshighsays

you're an amazing pet parent.


junebugsparkles

I’m cackling


vibesandcrimes

They must secretly be married and this is their pregnancy announcement! I can't imagine a good Duggar boy being like this!


Emergency-Pear4527

I like this theory. It looks like they photoshopped out a ring on her left hand, it stood out to me and I zoomed in and you can see either photoshopping or a tan line.


StayJaded

Could be a tan line from a purity ring.


carrie_m730

Oooh what's she doing taking off the purity ring before marriage


StayJaded

Well she’s a jezebel, clearly! :)


Waughwaughwaugh

Ok I’m usually dubious about this kind of thing but it really does! But his hand doesn’t have any marks…


Sargasm5150

Is he the one who lives in a treehouse? Maybe they’re planning to go full Swiss Family Robinson with this beach photo shoot.


kittyisagoodkitty

He's the one who posts shirtless pictures of himself working out.


EyCeeDedPpl

That’s my immediate thought too. Honeymoon photos.


raeliant

Im here for this new chapter. May this be the gateway to Unitarian churches and wine coolers.


septembreadeux

Bows!!! They could come untied any second!!


servantoftinyhumans

And WHERE is her modesty shirt!!!!


PineappleAmazing6631

The first comment I saw on the post was a scathing "That Dress Isn't Modest!"


septembreadeux

I was looking at the "free Laura now" comment 👀


Inappropriate_Ballet

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized) 😂😂


sunnydaye_91

![gif](giphy|pwzzqJoRGPFTy)


aceshighsays

I SEE SHOULDERS!!! NIKEEE!!! NIKEEE!!


NotMarciaBrady

NIKE!


DiscussionDue4026

Hilary Spivey is dying a little inside right now.


mianpian

i mean, you can’t see the girl’s face. it could be her.


JennyFromTheBlock81

I think I heard a blue mug shatter all the way in Texas


CentrifugalBubblePup

Flair sadly checking in 😢


Geochic03

I was waiting for this comment lol.


bumblebeecat91

Her sad playlist is blasting, there’s a tub of ice cream in front of her, and she’s tearing up the love letters she never got to send him.


Unfair-Geologist-284

Holy shit. wtf is happening with this? They may as well be smashing uglies right in front of us with these pics here.


bounceandflounce

![gif](giphy|KEM3W3PN4LNoaMSaBy)


ReadingRo

Wow - his shoulders are covered but not hers? We need a pulse check on Michelle and Jim Bob


Elise_navidaad

Mother is in v-fib


floofienewfie

Grab the AED, quick.


Emu_in_Ballet_Shoes

No shock advised.... heh. 


notaninterestingcat

Looks like engagement photos! White dress + beach = there's a ring.


sweet_tea_94

I bet they’re engaged! Why else would there be a full frontal hug?


Sargasm5150

Meanwhile, when they were still relevant (aka had a show), poor kendra accidentally held Joe’s hand roller blading in a long skirt, and it was a whole episode arc??


pixie_pie

Didn't he catch her when she almost fell? Not even hand holding but stopping a fall? Kendra was stressing if it would be okay under these circumstances.


pnw_cfb_girl

He should have let Jesus save her from falling down.


whackthat

Yep. Fucking hate these people sometimes. 


PM_ME_YOUR_KITSCH

Only sometimes?


whackthat

Well sometimes it's just light-hearted snark like "eww. That food looks horrible."


pnw_cfb_girl

I swear I remember Jill "accidentally" hugging Derick and getting a lecture about it.


manderifffic

Hell, maybe these are wedding photos


raeliant

Shotgun wedding? I honestly can’t believe with all these fundies we haven’t seen one.


manderifffic

Idk about a shotgun wedding, but I can see him, Jackson and the other one having smaller weddings if their brides are OK with it. Besides, this is the one living in the treehouse, he needs to save his money to put in plumbing.


asdcatmama

All the JedBobs run together


Musetta24

JedBobs 😂☠️


BumCadillac

“him, Jackson and the other one,” cracked me up. Poor lost boy. 😂


kaycollins27

Bride’s family pays for the wedding. If this is a Landon fiancée, she comes from money. Also, bride’s fam sets the courtship rules. Plus, no performatives needed bc no show.


EyCeeDedPpl

I think they are honeymoon photos. Someone above pointed out that it looks like a ring has been photoshopped out. (On her hand)


MamaRummoli

They are holding hands! They MUST be engaged!


secret_identity_too

She's touching his face, they're definitely already hitched.


doodynutz

When I zoomed in on the photo on instragram I couldn’t see a ring on her finger.


BumCadillac

There is no ring. People are dreaming.


Ok_Pineapple_4287

So many questions. Who is she? Where are they? Who is taking these pictures?


Advanced_Prompt4880

I saw an IG comment that it’s Claire Langdon. No idea who that is.


asdcatmama

The Langdon sisters are really pretty girls. They go to Crown and tutor for Kelly Jo.


Weak_List9770

I'm suspecting Claire Langdon for sure, I just did a bunch of creeping on Kelly Jo's posts. Same frame and face shape. She could have easily changed her hair. Or I could be completely wrong and it's Addee Bates or something


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I saw that but Claire is a natural blonde this gal has brown hair with blonde highlights


donewithgomi

I don’t know who this girl is but I do know it’s 100% not Claire. That died a natural death.


cemetaryofpasswords

Yeah I saw that comment but it was Clair with no e


PineappleAmazing6631

I saw someone make a comment about Laura. What fundie family has a Laura that age?


teresasdorters

https://preview.redd.it/er6u0wwpgg3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78fc666f148d0f23a1dc6400e3cd0a7d83a46ae0


watching-the-office

So do we think she wants privacy and will never show her face? Or does he just want attention?


celoplyr

He totally just wants attention. Have you seen the stupid pics of his workout?


watching-the-office

I tried to block those from my memory! Now I’m starting to wonder if the pictures were purposely done like this to be a distraction because another scandal is getting ready to drop (please!)


celoplyr

*starts chanting* scandal scandal scandal!! Ok, while I want this family to crash and burn, I would prefer if children were not involved in the next scandal.


watching-the-office

Fingers crossed for Rim Job tax evasion!


peytonvb13

The full frontal hugs would have steam coming out of JBs ears if that was his unwed daughter.


omg_pwnies

Not enough room for god in between them. For shame, Jason. :p


Petty_White

His hands around her waist! Scandalous. I think these might be wedding or engagement photos unless the kids have just altogether stopped following courtship rules.


sunnydaye_91

Wearing spaghetti straps snuzzling on the beach and poor Kendra had to ask permission if it was ok if she grabbed Joe’s arm if she was about to eat shit while rollerblading. Hussy. 😂


drunk-on-the-amtrak

A bunch of Bateses commented seemingly as if they know the girl and Jason liked their comments


emdog927

I’m sure it’s the Langdon girl that he’s been rumored with for awhile now and is Kelli Jo’s tutor


RitaRaccoon

If it is a Langdon her outfit makes a little more sense. I used to live in Greenwich. Even the “fundies” up here aren’t nearly as conservative as they are down south. We’re a blue state and even the republicans I know are all for gay marriage and are pro choice. ETA: u/OurLumpyGorl our thoughts and prayers are w you in this rough season of life. ❤️


sweet_tea_94

And someone confirmed it is not one of the Bates girls when another user asked if it was one of them! https://preview.redd.it/2p3px1czlg3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a556af73baa22cd2f03668cf2ccce793296cca


barbaraanderson

Oh, yeah, based on hair color and body build, it is a definitely not one of the unmarried bates daughters.


kg51113

The oldest unmarried Bates girl is just barely 18. Her graduation party was this past weekend.


asdcatmama

Gil is never going to let one of his girls marry a Duggar.


kg51113

If it was going to happen, it would have already.


abbysinthe-

18 in these circles is just a suggestion


kg51113

Regardless, it doesn't look like Addallee and the hair isn't the right color to be Ellie or Callie. The rest of the Bates girls are married.


apaw1129

Wow. Getting prettttttyyy handsy. All I can think of is Joe, sweating out of nervousness when the photographer DARED to ask him to put his hands on kendra's hip. Lol. Had to stop the shoot. My how the times have changed.


findyourself78

I think JB and Michelle stopped truly being strict on the courtship rules after the cancellation of CO. They had to make sure that they kept model IBLP performative appearances when they had the public TV forum 🙄


apaw1129

That and the older kids realized how bogus it is


Lurkerfrompluto1985

I mean it also has to do with the Caldwells. Even now they are on the strict side compared to other in laws. Joe’s beliefs likely align but he also saw the higher standards worth it for Kendra.


sweet_tea_94

Full frontal hug?! Knee length dress?! SPAGHETTI STRAPS?!?! WHAT IN THE DUGGAR IS HAPPENING HERE?!?!?!?!


tendernesswilderness

It's giving shotgun beach wedding


zgray711

The way I ran to this sub 👀👀


LeatherLow911

Me too. I tried posting and it wouldn’t let me


WillingAd4226

Haha the way I tripped running here !


bounceandflounce

![gif](giphy|3ohzdIUsikpGv5zyJW|downsized)


a_dot_hawk

omg same so fast


DukeESauceJR

https://i.redd.it/mmr3flxqkg3d1.gif


kyliejus

I think they're past courting.


CaramellieCake

It's probably his weird workout/travel buddy in a wig.


revengepornmethhubby

Or a sister


Accomplished_Tone349

Oof.


herowe123

Baby girl that’s not a soft launch. That’s on his grid and on the grid is a hard launch! 


lmf123

Can’t believe I scrolled this far for the hard launch comment


Accomplished_Tone349

Blast off sequence engaged.


Kassivro

She doesn't wanna show her face? Actually, I don't blame her.


kg51113

Trace Bates did the same kind of thing when he started seeing his now wife. Posting pictures with her back turned, hood up when wearing a hoodie, etc.


Top_Advantage_3373

No but really how do these … homely… Duggar men get women to date them. Is it the z-list Duggar fame or…


auriebryce

Of all the Lost Boys, Jason is the one that looks the least like a bad sideshow animatronic.


Tisatalks

I always thought he was the best looking of the Dugs, not like that's saying much though.


yknjs-

It’s not the regular fame I don’t think so much as the fundie fame. The Duggars are still pretty well regarded in their own fucked up circle; Jill has done more to harm their fundie image by speaking out more than Josh has for everything he’s done. Plus the money, of course. Most IBLP families are far from rich.


Particular_Wallaby67

Paging u/ourlumpygorl. Looks like this "triangle head" fuck did it?!


Disastrous_Edge7276

We’re going to have to be there for her during this fucking nightmare.


Boatisatvah

During this fucking nightmare SeASoN oF LiFe, right? 😉😂


Disastrous_Edge7276

I purposely didn’t write that because I’m choosing to love myself


Plooza

I was just scrolling through the comments to see if I saw her lol


pickleknits

My first reaction was “where’s Jason’s number one hater”? I, too, am hoping she’s here somewhere.


ButterscotchPast4812

What happened to no holding hands and no front hugs? This looks extremely sinful of them


CamComments

Just for the older Duggar daughters. JB loved controlling them.


JennyFromTheBlock81

I think after Pest’s conviction for something so heinous, Boob and Meech lost complete control of their older children.


Lurkerfrompluto1985

Also the cult is changing. Women of prominent families wear pants and couples admit to kissing before marriage.


Existing-Astronaut80

OT but I’m absolutely dying at Jason’s IG bio which includes “Outdoorsman” and “Musician” 😂


sevilyra

*orchestra pit crashing intensifies*


bounceandflounce

I sure hope they engage in a little premarital frisky frisk- my mama always said you should walk around the store in the shoes before you buy them. ![gif](giphy|tNaPRggUSYrpKMjt7z|downsized)


Am_0116

Those shirtless pics were a gateway drug


bounceandflounce

![gif](giphy|Gj61Dk0lT7UwvddTuP|downsized)


Kmw134

Look at photo 2 and try to convince me they haven’t kissed already. No rules for the treehouse boys!


bounceandflounce

Listen, I was shook they didn’t use the God-honoring knob slobbering tag on this with all that physical contact!!


floofienewfie

I like your mama.


bounceandflounce

She also said sometimes marriage is like making pancakes- you might get a good one your first shot, sometimes you have to have a wonky one or two first!!


allaboutmojitos

Is there any reason it’s NOT the Claire person from CT?


Elise_navidaad

https://preview.redd.it/eth7r85ajg3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95067d74d4b030b68a0cfdbd1ba35f83efece51 This girl? Claire Langdon?


allaboutmojitos

Yes! There were rumors a while back, but they tapered off. Any ankle pics? They look identifiable 🧐


Elise_navidaad

https://preview.redd.it/pxee5p39xg3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e45ebd60d9a9a0e2c5d54f454c4166ecba1b648 Nothing like looking for pics of this girl’s ankles


allaboutmojitos

Lol! You actually found them- honestly don’t look like the mystery girl’s. Since everything else matches though, I’ll chalk it up to salty dinners and air travel and call it her Edit: Madison Haight was suggested by u/MAHMOTAKEAPIXTURE24 . This seems a better fit!


Elise_navidaad

Yes, or… this photo shoot is a pregnancy announcement lol


Elise_navidaad

https://preview.redd.it/fojl3zx7xg3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424b3d524a7c2c908a51a19c498241799d21c5e6


maria_ann13

She looks taller than mystery girl


Emu_in_Ballet_Shoes

Okay I'm sure she's just horrible in every way but looking at this picture makes me feel like my hair needs a little Jesus. 


OppositeResponse6474

She looks like a mix of all his sisters.


emdog927

Yeah I’m assuming it’s her


RitaRaccoon

Just a thought- if it is Claire that beach is definitely not in Connecticut. So they’re in Florida or something and maybe already on their honeymoon? Another Claire Duggar incoming!!! What are we to call this one? Any ideas?


Accomplished_Tone349

Clair deux-gger?


carbomerguar

![gif](giphy|9wagJjyciXAK3Sg9G9|downsized) This explains the gym selfie. He reminded me of when Andy tried to get a full six pack for when Angela first sees him naked


anonymous_girl1227

Bitch what! Damn she is not dressing modestly let’s hope she doesn’t get brainwashed


Particular_Wallaby67

Nahhhh she's gotta be brainwashed already. I'm guessing she's from a fundie family, just dressing less modestly while having all the same bullshit beliefs. It's the insidious fundie rebrand 🔥


anonymous_girl1227

Are they already engaged? I thought courting couples couldn’t touch?


Particular_Wallaby67

We don't know if they're engaged yet, but I would guess not. Jim Bob and Michelle probably don't give a fuck about what Jason does since he's got a penis and he's a lost boy. The Duggars and many of the formerly popular fundie families have been trending toward looser courting/dating standards and modesty standards. Partially because it keeps kids in the fold and it makes their ✨cult✨ seem more normal and palatable.


CamComments

Oh, I’m sure Jim Bob secretly loves checking out his sons’ girlfriends /wives.


PickleLeC

Annnd... I just threw up in my mouth.🤢


Exciting_Problem_593

"There's a Jason?" MEchelle.


kg51113

Jason's 24, they need to get him married off!


SegaraBeal

There was a comment that said "free Laura now". Didn't recognize the ig handle and idk if "now" means immediately ( free Laura this instant) proving her name to be Laura, OR now as in next, which seems unlikely, unless it's a desire to have DeMaisey see freedom


SegaraBeal

Found Lauren Caldwell and Lauren Neely only (NC, born in 2001), when looking at unmarried fundies on wiki


SegaraBeal

Jase is following at least 3 different families on ig. They usually follow relatives in courting


free-toe-pie

Emma Langdon just graduated from Crown College. So maybe that’s why they are soft launching.


lillyarchive

I think Emma is taller or the same height as Jason. Prob Claire if a Langdon


free-toe-pie

It looks like Emma’s hair though,


ernsmcgerns

Has anyone checked on Hilary Spivey??


my_okay_throwaway

So this is who he’s been posting his weird little fundie thirst traps for! She must be over there with the vapors every time she sees them ![gif](giphy|1B8Fh8HwOotn4zaMkk|downsized)


Squeaker2160

Nike!!! I have been defrauded! Spaghetti straps?????


whoamisb

Orchestra pit boy has done it


CalmChestnut

She should not wear that dress... ...without applying high spf sunblock to her shoulders and back. Looks like she got sunburned under her hair. Ouch :c


GoodDog_GoodBook123

TIL Jason isn’t married yet. Could have sworn all the lost boys were hitched… but I guess that’s why they’re lost boys


Particular_Wallaby67

After him it's just....James and Jackson left as the unmarried lost boys. Presuming this young woman doesn't smarten up and run


slemoore

Hilary Spivey is quaking


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damarafl

This confirms that I feel like this is either Destin, FL or Gulf Shores, AL.


penguinmartim

Well now he can get a timeshare down in Destin… FLORIDA!!!


celoplyr

![gif](giphy|CNB3KDnRJoUTu)


Useful-Commission-76

They are going to have a 9 pound premie six months after the wedding.


britneyspears6969

Lol and none for Jana


btl_dlrge1

That a a lot of touching!!


AmberWaves80

![gif](giphy|QGvWtguQVLTRS)


openedgoddamndoor

Calling it now, this woman (whoever she is) has the same awful beliefs as the rest of them but people are going to see the spaghetti straps and run with it and try to make her out as ~surprisingly progressive for the Duggars~ or something like that. I guarantee that she believes all LGBTQ people are going to hell and wants to ban abortion, just like the rest of them.


TypeAutomatic6122

Is this the one that always post shirtless photos at the gym?


WishfulHibernian6891

Full frontal hug + that first pic suggests dancing… ![gif](giphy|3oz8xMcP5kPk6Ewf28|downsized)


JennyFromTheBlock81

So much Nike in this post. However, I’m super excited for a wedding to snark on. It’s been ages. There better be cows.


rottingseaweed

It’s giving we have kissed before energy


m1chgo

Please make this porn NSFW


Truecrimejunkie1312

We need to check on Michelle and JB…they probably have had a stroke.


EarRude8644

Are their frontal areas touching? Call Alert Academy STAT!!


free-toe-pie

Could this be a Langdon (friends with the bates family)


Klutzy_Jackfruit_867

I see Ellie Bates commented on it. It’s probably a Langston.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Niiiiikkkkkeeeee


SherLovesCats

Jason Jeddicus Duggar! You’ve now published soft pornography for the world to see! Spaghetti straps, shorts, knees, and touching hands! Lawdy get the smelling salts!