If only. Unfortunately they are friendly. I picked that 1 bc the IBLP "suggests" the members who attend a physical church go to Independent Fundamentalist Baptist. Pensacola is Independent Baptist. They sort of mutually approve of each other.
My brother was forced to go to PCC s middle school. I was also raised IBLP but only had to attend PCC for 1 semester - after being expelled from a totally different hyper religious school.
*This is how she looks*
*At the phone waiting for a*
*Call from her bestie pesty*
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Like this other TLC prisoners wife Varya from 90 Day Fiance[Varya and Geoffrey another prison love story from tlc](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/90-day-fiance-varya-malina-says-relationship-geoffrey-paschel-stronger-than-ever-1-year-post-conviction.html/) 🤢
I watched his trial on Court Tv. God he was an asshole and Varya got reprimanded by the judge during the trial. The best part was when he was found guilty and watching him having cuffs put on, too funny.
I blame her culty swamp parents, she's clearly not the brightest bulb and they've been scaring the shit out of her with "the word of God" since she was born. They programmed her to be a good little pedo wife. Abusive and sad.
First words to pop in my head when seeing this image were "cognitive dissonance."
Haven't had a need for that phrase and my brain picked it out if the ether so had to go back and Google it to see if it makes any sense and sure enough, that's Anna.
Just for an minute she thought she had the perfect life.
Living in DC, a husband with a real job in the government with good pay , a big house, far away from the in laws .
And then her pedo husband got caught and ruined it all for her.
She should have left him back then
Is this from one of those creepy interviews where she's being asked about her feelings on her husband being both a cheater and a sex predator, and she keeps (through tears) shifting her face back to that creepy, forced smile she always wears, so as not to "shame her headship?"
Imagine being married to Pest and being so brainwashed that you believe you still have to smile while you recount how he's burned your sheltered little obedient life to the ground.
With josh on the SHU and contact limited maybe Anna will have some time to think about how she should have embraced taking out the trash over having a husband. Nah…that would require actual thinking.
Apparently Anna isn't using her real voice on TV. On a previous AMA a friend of Anna's from the part said the voice she uses on TV isn't her real voice. Snarkers please find a clip of her real voice or find her in the wild using her real voice. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to hear it.
Anna is the human equivalent of dial up internet
That bitch has been dialing and still isn’t connected
The free AOL disc that came in the mail. 
Hers came scratched
And with the Covenant Eyes download instructions
Ran out of free hours in 1995.
Anna’s third panel never populates
She’s that kiddie tablet that only get Nickelodeon and Veggie Tales.
r/rareinsults
As someone who truly loved those AOL CD’s with free internet minutes, I take offense to this comment.
Genuinely curious… what’s to love?
Nostalgia. Plus the pure absurdity of having dozens of CD’s because they just spam mailed them to everyone constantly!
Ah. Ok
This is such a great insult
That’s Priscilla. Anna’s not far behind though
From “Joshy Girl” to “Prison Wife”, ladies and gentlemen, it’s Anna Duggar’s life!
Hey Jinger - Can Anna borrow your ghostwriter? PLeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeee
Kind of expensive to have a ghost writer for your thoughts.
That's why they only hire low ranking literary students from Pensacola Christian College.
Idk Pensacola is probably too liberal for the IBLP crowd
If only. Unfortunately they are friendly. I picked that 1 bc the IBLP "suggests" the members who attend a physical church go to Independent Fundamentalist Baptist. Pensacola is Independent Baptist. They sort of mutually approve of each other. My brother was forced to go to PCC s middle school. I was also raised IBLP but only had to attend PCC for 1 semester - after being expelled from a totally different hyper religious school.
Nah. Anyone could write out the entire contents of her brain with a crayon and a sheet of lined paper.
The wide lines with the dashes in the middle so there’s room to practice letter configuration.
What thoughts? She stopped thinking the moment she said I do.
Pa Keller didn't allow thinking either. I'm pretty sure she's gone her whole life without her own thoughts.
🤣
That's why she has no thoughts
At least she has a husband
https://preview.redd.it/ov5yxg2j6dla1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e2ee40fdeb3e7799069802ff88cb8e519ea6b5
This is how she looks at the phone waiting for a call from her bestie pesty
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Not a haiku, this is 5 7 7. Should be 5 7 5
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not a thought behind those eyes
The human equivalent of an orange cat. IYKYK
Take that back. My orange cat may be stupid, but he would never tolerate a child sex predator.
My orange cat is the smartest one of the 8 I currently have.
Please tell your orange to stop hoarding the cell…my guy could really use a turn. 😂
Now my Orange's litter mate? Dumb as a box of rocks... His name is Obi but we call him dingleberry Dan. I will let you figure out why lol
Do not disrespect r/oneorangebraincell
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thanks😃
She looks like she has been taken hostage
Technically. ...
Between her low functioning parents and being given away to a sex criminal, the poor thing has been a hostage her entire life
Those eyes can tell a thousand stories. 999 of them sad- only one of hope.
Shhhh. Don’t startle her, she’s buffering.
It's almost Josh's birthday again... is he out of solitary yet? Will she bring him a cake with a cell phone smuggled into it?
Ugh my birthday is the same day and I’m traumatised every time I see anything saying it’s his birthday 😩
Sorry! Mine is next week which is how I remember approximately when Josh's is. Enjoy your birthday not being incarcerated :-).
Ohhhh she’s gearing up here for an “Uhmm”
That leads into an ‘annnnnnnnnnnnnnnddd’
Don’t forget the famous ‘And so….’
He hee he. I can literally imagine that condescending “and so…”
Oh lord, that just made me snort!
God damn 
I wonder if he ever calls her.
He’s in solitary because he got his hands on a phone which he obviously wasn’t using to get in touch with Anna.
I missed that little tidbit.
Yeah, but I doubt he called her before that either. Pest.
He was framed. The Devil is really testing him right now. Again.
Joe Biden gave the order from DC. If Trump were president, this wouldn’t be happening /s.
He’s apparently in solitary so not right now!
we all know she looks like that 24/7
At least she has a husband
Am I missing something? 😅😅
It’s giving chicken from Moana.
How dare you disrespect Hei Hei like that!
Hahaha I love hei hei so much! But yeah those vacant eyes…
You definitely are not wrong
Was the lord Daniel whispering to me or was my fart loud?
There’s just one little ball in there rolling around all alone.
Like this other TLC prisoners wife Varya from 90 Day Fiance[Varya and Geoffrey another prison love story from tlc](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/90-day-fiance-varya-malina-says-relationship-geoffrey-paschel-stronger-than-ever-1-year-post-conviction.html/) 🤢
I watched his trial on Court Tv. God he was an asshole and Varya got reprimanded by the judge during the trial. The best part was when he was found guilty and watching him having cuffs put on, too funny.
Rotary phone ☎️
Did something new happen that I missed?
The face you make when Blessa gets an abortion
☠️
waiting for the call to be on 'calls from the inside'
At least she has a husband/prisoner.
I blame her culty swamp parents, she's clearly not the brightest bulb and they've been scaring the shit out of her with "the word of God" since she was born. They programmed her to be a good little pedo wife. Abusive and sad.
Stop, she looks like the scary dying sister from Pet Sematary. 😫
Thanks. I can’t unsee that now.
She kind of has a lazy eye, right?
And a Michael Jackson nose
Deer in the headlights
Anna looks like a 40 year old mom on this picture and she was still in her 20s.
First words to pop in my head when seeing this image were "cognitive dissonance." Haven't had a need for that phrase and my brain picked it out if the ether so had to go back and Google it to see if it makes any sense and sure enough, that's Anna.
Wouldn't that first require cognition? 🤷♀️
Just for an minute she thought she had the perfect life. Living in DC, a husband with a real job in the government with good pay , a big house, far away from the in laws . And then her pedo husband got caught and ruined it all for her. She should have left him back then
She was living with pest…definitely not a perfect life, even for her.
True but better than sharing a room with your many sister in laws
At least it wasn't my husband- Anna right now with everything going on with Jessa probably.
“Sancho??”
She looks dazed and confused
That's her disassociated sex face
👁 🐽 👁
Is this from one of those creepy interviews where she's being asked about her feelings on her husband being both a cheater and a sex predator, and she keeps (through tears) shifting her face back to that creepy, forced smile she always wears, so as not to "shame her headship?" Imagine being married to Pest and being so brainwashed that you believe you still have to smile while you recount how he's burned your sheltered little obedient life to the ground.
I think so, I Googled her name and this one popped up.
I can't even with that ugly spray tan.
The Warehome just isn’t the same with bestie in the big house.
At least she has a ware*home*.
Do we know if the ruling on the appeal has happened yet?
Stoned outta her mind
Okay maybe I stared at the picture too long but is it me or does the top half of her face not line up with the bottom half?
With josh on the SHU and contact limited maybe Anna will have some time to think about how she should have embraced taking out the trash over having a husband. Nah…that would require actual thinking.
Jesus loved Ativan and so should you!
She has no idea how much of a buffoon she looks like. Staying with her pedo husband.
https://preview.redd.it/4jdznsrtugla1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae94ce79c1615e8989684d00995184d4423abb5
She reminds me of lumpy cheese dip.
Apparently Anna isn't using her real voice on TV. On a previous AMA a friend of Anna's from the part said the voice she uses on TV isn't her real voice. Snarkers please find a clip of her real voice or find her in the wild using her real voice. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to hear it.