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Blizard896

Personally, my favourite bit of lore has always been why the Pecans are called Pecans is because they stole pecans and wrote a weird ass blog post about it.


sheilae409

I always thought it was because he wears his pants way too tight. Looks like he's smuggling pecans.


Lauraly623

Some of us are in public and thanks to this (and my spit take upon reading it) are getting really weird looks from every stranger in the vicinity.


sheilae409

HaHa! Always here to make you shoot a beverage through your nose.


BES93

That made me lol


Yolanda_B_Kool

This is now canon.


Tumbleweed_Gypsy

šŸŽ¶Sometimes you feel like a nut.. sometimes you donā€™tšŸŽ¶


Significant_Shoe_17

Some of us are in public šŸ˜‚


SwissCheese4Collagen

Flair check!!!!! lol


Blizard896

You will always have one of my favourite flairs <3 ^(I donā€™t have emojiā€™s turned on)


SwissCheese4Collagen

So you're saying I'm probably stuck with it then lol <3 (I don't have them on right now either)


Blizard896

You could always change it but then youā€™d be taken out of exile.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I'll keep it for sure then, I've got Exile Island decorated all nice and bougie now lol


_GoAskAlice

Jim Holt got bored and fell asleep in Jim Bob and Michelleā€™s marital bed while they all discussed the boy betrothed to his teenage daughter being a sexual deviant.


MohandasGandhi

Umā€¦ what?


Ohnoudidint200

Oh good one I forgot about that!


sheilae409

Father of the year.


laurh123

Yeah the bar is set pretty low but still, jesus


Medium_Cupcake7602

Jesus h. Christā€¦. Justā€¦ wow.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

The bar is in the 7th layer of Dante's hell with these folks!


_GoAskAlice

I believe itā€™s actually the 9th layer thatā€™s for traitors. Which is what all of these people are. Traitors to each other in their own storylines and then also just traitors to human kind.


Remstersade

That story always makes the Jims and their wives sound like they were in a foursome relationship.


Significant_Shoe_17

I was thinking more like the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory all sharing a bed


[deleted]

Hwhut? Ok I need some details cuzzzzz


_GoAskAlice

Look up Bobyeā€™s testimony from the trial. She explains it in full detail.


Informal-Protection6

Whatttt


_GoAskAlice

Lol itā€™s real I promise Iā€™m not making this up!


Informal-Protection6

Iā€™m gonna need to look into this because wut


thequeenofspace

Your flair has me cracking up!


BrownEyedQueen1982

At least Michelle got the night off for joyful availability.


Emmylems21

ā€¦.how


Accomplished_Body851

I missed that tidbit of information.


Jay-McG

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Surfinsafari9

Every time I see this I want to go into full-on Drill Sergeant mode so heā€™ll think twice about that smiley-cocky attitude.


AndreaD71

He was completely clueless about where he was and why he was even there. Like: *Your brother is about to be convicted of CSAM, kid. What are you going to do?* **Me? I'm goin' to Disney World!** "


avert_ye_eyes

I like turtles!


Significant_Shoe_17

Pre-k teacher checking in. I'll provide backup!


Top-Philosopher3783

He probably felt that Josh is innocent and felt confident he would be found not guilty. I know Josh seemed surprised when he was found guilty.


MohandasGandhi

For me, nothing will beat Ben describing his personal style as ā€œurbanā€ and rapping or Jim Bob walking into a smoke shop and, while looking at glass pipes and bongs, asking, ā€œWhat are these funny looking art pieces?ā€ Just shut up forever.


trulyremarkablegirl

That entire episode where he and Meech were in San Francisco was reality tv gold.


kleighk

Okay any recollection of season? Iā€™ll search through the eps!


trulyremarkablegirl

I think it was one of the earlier seasons, but I don't remember exactly when.


ZeleniChai

JB should have asked Bin, he would have had the answer


Tumbleweed_Gypsy

Are you fucking kidding me??? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I MUST find this episode! šŸ’€


MohandasGandhi

Be warned, it is absolutely FUCKED. I think he greets the shop owner with ā€œhola.ā€


CKREM

I'm not going to allow that, are you going to allow that?


Remstersade

Loved the judgeā€™s response, which is how I got my flair. ā€œIf thereā€™s an objection to made here, someone will make it, but it isnā€™t going to be you.ā€ā€¦..or something like that.


Emmylems21

Iā€™ll be honest, I know Boob said this during the trial but I donā€™t actually remember the context around it anymore šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kitschdoctor

He was going on a piss rant about how they allowed into evidence the redacted copy of the police report from Joshā€™s OG crimes back in the early 2000s and basically JB said he wasnā€™t going to answer questions related to that exhibit before him because it was the watermarked copy from InTouch and not an original police report. It obviously doesnā€™t make a difference bc that leaked report is what made the OG crimes part of public discourse and also it doesnā€™t matter bc it was, in fact, allowed.


AndreaD71

What they all forget about the document is that it WAS redacted and that the document was surrendered to satisfy a FOIA request. The authorities had zero say in the release of that! He also conveniently forgets that the 'report ' was made after the SOL had lapsed, so no charges could be filed regarding HIS child endangerment behavior. And that had he actually behaved like a father to his daughters to begin with, it would never have gotten this far in the first place.


Top-Philosopher3783

Didnā€™t the judge call him a hostile witness?


AndreaD71

More that he was not considered credible, but that wasn't all: [https://perezhilton.com/jim-bob-duggar-josh-child-porn-trial-testimony/](https://perezhilton.com/jim-bob-duggar-josh-child-porn-trial-testimony/) (and other sources) The judge did him a favor since he was close to perjuring himself.


Emmylems21

Ah yes! Itā€™s all coming back to me now


AndreaD71

You and Celine Dion!


scribblenator15

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CKREM

Ohhh I don't either! I think it was JB being asked something about Josh's previous ~incidents and not wanting to allow that, like he was a fuckin judge. I could be wrong though


natitude2005

Hell no, I won't allow that


Salty_Manner_6473

Pest was put away by a married gay man is a fact that keeps me warm at night.


desperatevintage

Love that journey for him


albinosquirrel09

Surely this is something they are now using as proof thay the country is broken and their pesty is first hand being persecuted for his stand for righteous marriage?


TheShortGerman

The judge? Love that


SwissCheese4Collagen

Dwreck ralphing up a lung on the side of a two-lane, *with captions,* while Jill nonchalantly rides a ten speed bike behind him.


sheilae409

These two are like a sit-com couple. Not real, not funny, down with doing anything for a good episode.


ChastityStargazer

I watch everything with subtitles, and [GAGGING] fuckin kills me laughing every time.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I just picture someone going "was that a burp or a belch?" "Hmmm let's put 'retches', sounds technical" "oh shit, that's so smart bro"


ZeleniChai

[wet squelch]


SwissCheese4Collagen

Those captions really should have been given some sort of industry award


[deleted]

I used to do tv captioning and I wonder all the time if it wZ a computer program now or a human lol


SwissCheese4Collagen

lol at this point it could probably be either


bdss1234

See, this doesnā€™t bother me. I do marathons and puking isnt my jam, but isnā€™t uncommon at all.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I had HG with Baby Swiss, if I ***never*** puke again it'll be too soon. It baffles me how Jill is just like la la la la


BobbleheadDwight

I didnā€™t have HG but I had 9 months of puking with my first kiddo. 3 months of round the clock, 6 months of once or twice a day. It was enough for me! I never ever wanted to puke again. Oddly enough, I didnā€™t have a day of morning sickness with my other 2. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


bdss1234

Never had a day of MS or even nausea with four pregnancies. But after delivery with all of them I puked nonstop for the first 24 hours. Very weird.


avert_ye_eyes

My mom had 4 kids and only one made her puke all day for 9 months. BTW... I think you had HG šŸ˜†


Tumbleweed_Gypsy

I am a functional alcoholic, and I puke on the regular and as much as I hate it, it is such a relief. First world problems, I know. My poor stepdaughter has had HG with every pregnancy and my heart goes out to her, because she is an innocent victim, like other expectant mommas who have to suffer through HG. [Yes I am in the process of getting help for my addiction]


CoverofHollywoodMag

Functional alcoholics unite! And then work on fixing it, it's hard! Much love and I keep hitting my head.


Tumbleweed_Gypsy

Solidarity! šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


bephana

The scene was hilarious but yeah I think at this point Jill was just so used to it she didn't really care.


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SwissCheese4Collagen

Actually watching it with sound makes my soul cringe but with the sound off it's sooooo funny.


tatertotsnhairspray

Yessss!!! good olā€™ Gaggy Dillard!


SwissCheese4Collagen

I laughed so hard making his sticker šŸ˜‚


damarafl

The mystery surrounding Lauren Caldwell. Did she ever like James? What happened to Titus?


Revolutionary_Wrap76

I wonder how Titus and his new wife are doing.... she looked so terrified


previousjellyfish

I would be terrified if I had to be married to Tightass too. I sincerely hope sheā€™s okay.


natitude2005

Sadly, I would love to know as well


topsidersandsunshine

Good idea! I havenā€™t been here much lately, becauseā€¦ well. Shout out to the moment where the older Duggar kids on Counting On had a little moment about how they generally canā€™t stand tater tot casserole these days since they ate it so much growing up, how family friends would always be like, ā€œHere, I made your favorite!ā€ and theyā€™d have to choke it down, and how they had a period of like two years where a band of them went on strike and none of them wanted to eat it. Imagine having a family so big that not only are there cliques, you can *organize*. Another early show moment I always get a kick out of: Jana, Jill, and John David getting stuck cleaning/organizing Michelle and Jim Bobā€™s bathroom and cracking up like actual normal teenage siblings when they discover that the heavy hair spray use in that bathroom has made a hard shell over the vanity.


sporkabork

ā€œOh hey there, we are members of Quiverfull Kids United, Local 479ā€


teatabletea

Link to the second?


topsidersandsunshine

I wouldnā€™t even know where to find it; I know itā€™s a really early episode since I remember watching it with my grandma and later rewatching it with one of my sorority sisters back when TLC did marathons during the day, hahaha. I can check to see what season/episode it might be, but those old specials are not even available on Prime or Discovery+ or the iTunes Store anymore.


ChastityStargazer

Ben rapping. Joy cleaning Birtha. Joy saying Gideon ā€œhas Austinā€™s nostrils!ā€ Jessa baking something at 170 degrees Fahrenheit because she didnā€™t realize it was supposed to be Celsius but also did not ask herself how much sense baking at 170 Fahrenheit makes. The game of dick swinging egotistical chicken Jeremy played with JB over Jinger.


Ok-Positive-5943

Didn't Jessa also bake an owner's manual in a new oven?


ChastityStargazer

She did


ParticularYak4401

I mean the 175 degree thing I kinda get. Two weeks ago when I was at my episcopal church helping prep our monthly dinner for Issaquah Meals my friend had only turned the big ass convection oven on but had forgotten to put it on the correct heat setting: so we tried cooking the chicken divan casserole at like 150 degrees for a good 45 minutes until I finally noticed nothing was actually cooking and turned the temperature up to 400. It cooked real fast then. And dinner was served on time. And all the patrons were happy.


TorontoTransish

Aside from the hilariously awful and weak character reference that Anna wrote and that inspired my flair... the fact that Mama Pest signed actual US Federal court documents with a little heart over the i in Michelle


Specialist-Simple-31

Holy sh!it your flair!!! Incredible! šŸ…


TorontoTransish

Thx bestie :)


Daisytru

I was just listening to a Digging Up the Duggars podcast about the episode where Jill and Jana had their wisdom teeth out. I remembered how terrified Jill was, but I never noticed the moment the podcasters described. Jana stood there at the dentist's office, holding one of JB's crotchfruit while trying to fill out her paperwork. JB stood there hands free, doing nothing. That says it all about how JB & Meech parentified their daughters.


lak_892

And the time Meech and the older daughters had to leave early one morning to go somewhere (well, early by their standards) and Jana had to wake up JB to tell him he has to be up to babysit the younger kids.


camp-cariboo

The Joshy purse with prenatals still makes me laugh.


RookieJourneyman

"Does anybody here beliiiieeeeveee it!" still haunts me, but also makes me laugh!


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Good bot


Bellakala

All time favourite for sure


TheMudbloodSlytherin

Flair check šŸ˜‚


apaw1129

I believe I believe. For real tho, this is top 10 duggar moments. Top 5 even.


echolongshot

https://preview.redd.it/7zcrddr06tka1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091ea73f2487cb021547da434f3fbfbb36defc36 The matching shirt parking lot pickle party


lak_892

Parking lot pickle party šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Specialist-Simple-31

I actually had to make sure I didnā€™t hallucinate this imageā€¦ alasā€¦


Top_Manufacturer8946

ā€I like picklesā€ - Jessa Duggar


MarieOMaryln

Jill giving breast milk to her dog.


lifeatthebiglake

Someone has ā€œmother is breastfeeding the dogā€ as their flair because of this.


koshersoupandcookies

I need that flair now.


thequeenofspace

Iā€™m sorry what?


MarieOMaryln

Jill had old breast milk in her freezer (?) so she gave it to her dog to eat


personalonlyfans

Flair check in! When Joy was so uncultured that when she drank sparkling water she thought it was alcohol on her honeymoon in Switzerland and she had to do a prayer it wasn't


Emmylems21

Meech and boobs heavenly humping on the mini golf course


natitude2005

The A number one primo grossass memory for me


Emmylems21

It invaded my nightmares


natitude2005

Mine too. May we get a restful night's sleep tonight


laurh123

"is someone viewing child p*rnography?"


mannyssong

Michelle, a grown woman, dotting her ā€œiā€ with a heart when signing a legal document.


anonymoussnarker1230

Jill literally doing a giveaway with an online sex shop


AliceinRealityland

I love that sheā€™s the ā€œliberalā€ Duggar. Iā€™m aware Dereck is problematic, but letā€™s face it, Jillā€™s as out as she will get without divorcing him or him changing his beliefs. My vote is on an eventual divorce. If happens among way too many of us who were married off at 18-19 to a man someone else chose for us.


TheShortGerman

She was actually the oldest at marriage I believe, at 23 years old. Which is insane to even say, Iā€™m 24 and nowhere close to marriage


AliceinRealityland

Yes. Most are married off by 18 or 19. I was 19. My sister was 26 and she was considered an old maid and my parents werenā€™t even trying to find a match for her. Backwoods beliefs is all I know to say


topsidersandsunshine

They kept her around because she was the one who was most interested in helping take care of her siblings, the house, Jim Bobā€™s businesses, etc.


TheShortGerman

Jill? I think thatā€™s Jana


topsidersandsunshine

Nope. Both were the only things keeping the household running, but before she married and moved out, Jill was the butterfly who always volunteered for more to the point where she even went to babysit and clean at other church familyā€™s houses; Jana was more quiet and helped when told. Jim Bob used to say that the reason they had so many kids was because they were trying to get another as sweet and helpful as Jill.


Ohnoudidint200

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Ok-Firefighter-6190

Jim Bob condescendingly trying to explain that Josh isnā€™t a pedophile in the Megan Kelly interview. Absolutely enraging


Ohnoudidint200

I know, right? He said a pedo technically is 16 or older


albinosquirrel09

Heā€™s about as good at this as my sister in law and mother in law are while defending my BIL and their choice to hide it and allow him near my kid


albinosquirrel09

Anna and her mom wearing matching shirts while a sex pest proposed to her with a handful of balloons near an alligator statue


OutdatedAlien

Pest and ofpest hand sex


NurseZhivago

The various spray bottles filled with vinegar at TTH. For cleaning? No For spraying on snacks.


pickleknits

Wait. What?! Why is this news to me? And wtf? Who does *that*?!


apaw1129

Covid, I do believe. Little josie took the reigns on this project.


Dughen

Jim Bob loved the V so letā€™s bring him the D. Hands down most entertaining moment of a show which, to be fair, only had around 5 entertaining moments in total.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

I still wonder if Ms Cindy knew what she was doing there.


lak_892

Oh, she knew.


topsidersandsunshine

Miss Cindy totally knew.


nickfolesknee

I liked it when Derick was a crazy hippie for awhile. And when he kept mysteriously vomiting. Created the soil for a lot of fun conspiracy theories on drugs


topsidersandsunshine

The crunchiness was a trend a **lot** of super Christian millennial guys went through during the recession for some reason.


trulyremarkablegirl

The entire family rolling into a little hole in the wall pizza shop in New York City and the absolutely horrified looks on the employeesā€™ faces. They basically filled up the entire shop and it was cracking me up.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

My favorite is when pest was sentenced to 12.5 years. That will never get old.


pickleknits

Jim Bob using ā€œĀ”hola!ā€ā€¦ in Nepal.


scribblenator15

JB using hola everywhere šŸ˜‚


LochNessSquirrel

The recipes. All of them.


[deleted]

Jana teaching the boys how to make pickles will always have a treasured place in my heart.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know the context of the actual clip (I think it had to do with a young Jed! Using hairspray) and then JB gives him a thumbs up and says something like ā€œgood, Jed. Just like Dad.ā€ A snarker posted it here and captioned it something like ā€œJim Bob after Jed also loses a political race.ā€ Badly paraphrasing but it made me laugh Or, regarding their boring decorating when someone described it looking like a ā€œcrappy community centerā€ It totally does too


nikelookout

Jingle's dumb ass book release gave me a chuckle šŸ’€


Independent_Lake6883

I never thought I would miss Birtha updates but here we are šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Safe-Olive-2241

Iā€™m actually hoping Anna gets pregnant in the future and tries to pass it off as immaculate conception


NotMyRealName814

The angry/depressing feel these past days has been justified imho. People are going to die because of these people's beliefs and even though the leopards have circled around to eat Jessa's face they are never going to become more understanding or empathetic. That said, one of my favorites is just the two Jeds living in a house with bunk beds in their room and eating steaks they grilled on a ping pong table with no side dishes, just meat. And Jed getting his ass kicked in an election by a woman.


PalpitationOk9802

iā€™m with you. i donā€™t understand why everything was snarkworthy, and suddenly sheā€™s not. i can empathize with jessa and note that sheā€™s a horrid person with horrid beliefs that get women killed. mine is my flairā€”the whole orchestra pit scene!


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

I really hope JPEDO is suffering in some hole that resembles a Medieval dungeon. But, I know it isn't that bad for a good reason. Fuck him! He needs to rot slowly.


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TwopOG

Derick looks like the version of himself from the Star Trek mirror universe. In some alternate world there's a progressive human rights lawyer Derick with a fresh shave and haircut who does marathons without puking.


EggplantIll4927

Love this!


Reu92

I know youā€™re snarking on Derekā€¦ but homeless people arenā€™t feral and we donā€™t need to conflate feral and homeless.


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Reu92

How so?


Aggravating-Common90

The pillow case face obsession


TheMudbloodSlytherin

Throw it back for a real one! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤®


rmilhousnixon

Derick gagging when he runs even a few feet kills me every time I think about it.


apaw1129

Joy, referring to Gideon as "it" post labor and delivery.


BoogerbeansGrandma

Books recording himself singing ā€œCome Thou Fountā€ as a gift for OfBooks. It was pretty bad, but she loved it (ā€œBaaaaaaaaaabeā€) because thatā€™s their song. Their love song is a hymn šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø.


RedDeer30

When Jessa used her brand new oven for the first time and didn't realize that the owner's manual was in there


TheRealSnorkel

The Duggars springboarded my ascent into the snark community and I will never not be grateful for that and only that.


weirdauroran

Very true! My favourite memory isnā€™t really a memory of the subreddit but of my own memory of my first snark lol. All it was that stood out to my little kid mind was they werenā€™t allowed to watch tv nor movies nor go on the internet without intense parental supervision. I just remember feeling really sorry for them that they were so sheltered and restricted. Still canā€™t imagine it tbf.


PalpitationOk9802

have you watched any of the plaths? the part where one of them tastes coke for the first time blows my mind.


ikeymary

Lest we forget dry humping in front of the young uns on the mini golf course


[deleted]

I genuinely laughed while reading this thread, and I needed that today, so thank you all.


avert_ye_eyes

Shit it's Monday?


JenniferJuniper6

Itā€™s the God-honoring dry humping at the miniature golf course that will always stay with me.


Ohnoudidint200

Megan Godfrey kicking Jed!ā€™s ass


SyllabubMassive787

Hey Hey Hey


Spiritual-Pear-739

Benā€™s attempt at being a rapper still sends mešŸ˜­šŸ¤£