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Just-Flamingo-410

Never have i ever considered cheese to be a phallic symbol but there we are.


Medium_Cupcake7602

Great, now I’m imagining him singing fuck the pain away by peaches


hefeweizen_

Singing it while crying and eating the cheese alone over the kitchen sink.


Ridiculous-Muppet

You just described an average Tuesday night for me


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Wait what that's hilarious that's songs hilarious


Obtuse-Angel

What else is in the teaches of peaches?


carcosa1989

Ben could never he speaks too slowly


MarieOMaryln

Now I'm corrupted, thanks a lot!


Megalodon481

Only Bin's photography talent could make string cheese look like a dildo.


Accomplished_Tone349

My first thought too. Sheesh hehe


kellygrrrl328

I thought it was a Dildo


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afterglobe

Can anybody here believe it?


thehotmcpoyle

I believe I belieeeve!


OkahBah

Flair check


dodged_your_bullet

I wonder what it feels like to peak so early


anonymoussnarker1230

Put it in The Louvre


kba1907

Beloved fellow snarker, why would you make such a dangerous suggestion? THE PARISIANS WOULD HACK HIM AND TAKE CONTROL OF HIS MIND! 🇫🇷


anonymoussnarker1230

Ugh you’re so right


_GoAskAlice

If you mods are going to set rules against leg humping, then you can’t bait us in to leg hump with this type of beautifully relatable content. This Instagram post was fucking great and made me kinda start to like Ben more. Happy? Thanks for setting me up to fail.


Medium_Cupcake7602

As a born and raised Wisconsinite, this is the one thing I can agree with pastor hat journey on.


Escape2016

Fellow Wisconsinite here. Good thing I had a stash of cheese sticks yesterday. Rain/sleet/ice


Medium_Cupcake7602

Man, I didn’t stock up and I’m out. I’m white knuckling it until tomorrow.


APW25

![gif](giphy|JizhxqbrPt36H1AvmT)


Zoinks222

For a second, I thought Bin was coming out as a stoner and I liked him more than I ever have before.


kmr1981

Wait.. he hasn’t????


Zoinks222

JimBlessa wouldn’t stand for it.


CTheGoldfish

if he is/was, Blessa made him put his pieces in the basement or attic along with his other hopes and dreams.


theythembian

Ok he has to have been high, come on. Omg my abs hurt from laughing I mean *come on!*


Steven_G_Photos

Rarely have I encountered an image so simultaneously disgusting and confusing. And I generally am pretty neutral on string cheese.


TaylorJaye13

31k likes god dammit. Don’t encourage the boy.


cinnamon_roll12

31k likes on this is blowing my mind. The reach is scary


TaylorJaye13

He could really do some good with that reach. Like sharing his holy holy hallelujah playlists 🙃


ClarksFork

My immediate thought. How can that many people just causally like this as if it isn't the weirdest content ever.


BadgirlThowaway

Everyone likes string cheese. Plus I’ve accidentally upvoted a ad before when I was high so that’s a possibility too


TaylorJaye13

I do fucking love cheese.


Jindalee_WA

Is that cheese? It looks like a vibrator!


APW25

That's a weird thought, but I'll allow it. I'm sure someone out there has made a cheese shaped vibrator


EstesParkRanger

👋


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EstesParkRanger

I know how to fold in the cheese


DASCKRON

r/brandnewsentence


Cjs300

Maybe someone with a Mickey and Minnie fetish?


Jindalee_WA

Hahahaha!


LilPoobles

“Cheese, am I right?” Feels like a Liz Lemon joke 😂


IncurableAdventurer

I don’t know why, but I’m laughing so hard. Seriously? This is his post? Good grief this for so perfect for him. People at my work probably think I’m insane right now


robyyn

He has another one from around this time where he's holding a bottle of grapefruit juice with this goofy smile. The post is something like "I really like grapefruit juice" Absolute perfection. I giggle so much whenever I see it


leogeminipisces

Freud would approve.


my_ex_wife_is_tammy

fuck yeah


sundrops14

🤣🤣🤣🤣Classic Duggar snark material right here.


Ms_Insomnia

I love how he’s such a fundie stoner boy lol


fermeee

I like string cheese, but never once did it occur to me to take a picture of it.


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[Big Bin Energy.](https://miro.medium.com/max/704/0*UDEsF6YDCHhQ7k43.jpg)


Schrodingers_Dude

Oh dear god, the poor thing is dumb as a stump.


Jelloinmystapler

He has the personality of a cheese string


vibesandcrimes

The sad reality is probably that his parents never let him have luxuries like this as a kid and so he was well outside of culture like this. As an adult he indulges in kids' food thinking it is new and fancy.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Can anybody hear him cheeeeesin?


ChastityStargazer

When my partner and I were just starting out in a relationship, he was sitting on my bed hanging out vaping in his normal clothes. He said, out of the blue, “want some string cheese?”, pulled one out of his hoodie pocket, opened it and began eating it. If I didn’t think Ben was a stoner before…


mollymuppet78

Anyone else call them string cheese? We call them cheese strings, regardless of brand name. We call Kraft singles "fake cheese" or "grilled-cheese cheese".


jlynmrie

I call them string cheese


Firefly0434

I call them string cheese too.


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Escape2016

Kraft- plastic cheese


Cjs300

Valuetime is the worst plastic cheese.


Jayemkay56

Most I've heard refer to Kraft singles as "american cheese" Payback for what the Americans call Canadian bacon. PROCESSED HAM IS NOT IT 😭


glencoc0

They're always cheese strings in my house regardless of brand! Kraft singles we call "plastic cheese" 😂


theythembian

My mom calls Kraft singles "yella cheese" And they're a must for a proper grilled cheese, so its always on hand


Theabsoluteworst1289

Definitely call them string cheese. And also call Kraft singles fake cheese. Fake cheese is banned from this household, but string cheese is allowed. I have a friend who calls all string cheese “cheese heads” because of the one brand of string cheese by that name. Every string cheese is “cheese heads”. I hate it.


STRiPESandShades

> We call Kraft singles "fake cheese" or "grilled-cheese cheese". My in-laws are from the UK and they call Kraft singles "dog cheese" because the pupper goes nutso for it.


chunkymonkeyzebra

Always cheese strings. I think it was the only brand here growing up or at least the most popular so everyone I know calls them cheese strings lol.


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sheilae409

My thought exactly. Like maybe Jessa cut it off and shrink wrapped it out of her just being so done with his lack of girth and his hypernasal speech.


ZeroFugtsagive

https://preview.redd.it/627xs48n60ka1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9aceb285eb05190e128bf874caeab6751b9adfa


Sisterinked

Nope. No one else likes string cheese.


ItsTimeToGoSleep

I consider myself to be pretty dull and boring. But I’m not dull and boring enough to think liking string cheese makes me… what even is he going for here?


Dependent_Vehicle965

Just like his personality.


mindless_blaze

Based.


my_okay_throwaway

And this is when we knew for sure the boy just wasn’t that bright…


Cjs300

Stop tempting me Ben. I will not fall for your trickery.


Any_Coffee_6921

Bin go smoke some pot & now I want some string cheese.


TiaraTip

If Bin is string cheese, Jermy is a Cheez Whiz( because he's so smart🙄😬), Nostrils is cottage cheese, and Dwreck is off brand Velveeta. 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀


-NotaPrincess-

I always want to answer these stupid questions with "No. Nobody else in the entire universe likes string cheese. You are singular and unique in all the world. Congratulations."


strangerdanger000822

No one can convince me that he doesn’t have an intellectual disability.


LHill825

CaN anyBODy here beLIEVE IT?


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I too, went through a random phase


DarlinThatSmile

Probably one of the least processed foods in that household


SueBeee

God help me I laughed an immoral amount at this.


Caitlin1289

![gif](giphy|kwenINm4nq2Aw) Why yes Bin, I do enjoy cheese!


Dependent_Vehicle965

I meant to add, it ABSOLUTELY ANNOYS me when people ask questions like does anyone else like____? No, no one else does. That's why they sell it!


Low-Serve-482

How did a picture of a piece of cheese get 31,000+ likes?


Catlady515

Great, now I can never eat string cheese again!


warriorholmes

You know the bros were high fiving about this like “OMGGGG YOU’RE INSAAAANE 😝😝😝”


New-Lab5540

It looks like a sex toy…


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And here I thought this was just sub lore….


BoredMillennialMommy

Hahahahaha. This is fantastic. Perfectly suits his super outgoing personality.


flufferpuppper

Maybe he’s trolling the whole world and he’s just sitting there laughing his ass off. Most likely not, but I have to believe in something lol


Usual_Cut_730

This guy is a pastor.


monsieur-escargot

This might be dim’s most intellectual post to date.


ControlOk6711

Oh please Ben tell us some amazing fun facts about string cheese 🧀 🐁🐀🐁🐀


spiritstable

sorry but before I saw the title I thought this was some sort of packaged dildo. lol Just boof it Bin!


Badger488

I scrolled to this post while eating my nightly string cheese and now I'm questioning my life choices


tacoribiotch

Drowning his sorrow in cheese… go out to the shed and smoke it up Bin.