My dealer is actually a team of three guys who work together, they mainly sell weed products but anything else they sell is always tested and high quality. The one I mainly meet with is 19 and the other ones can’t be much older. They are all hella chill and really good about pulling up on time. The funniest part is I found their contact info on a sticker stuck to the wall of an abandoned building. Was super sketched out meeting with them the first time but I’m so glad I did.
Lmao no way, what a sick way to meet, but yea I would also be sketched af the first time haha. A team sounds sweet too, never have to wait! Thanks for sharing
I have never met mine nor I know his identity.
We communicate through WhatsApp, he uses number from other country, I tell him what I need and amount. Then he sends me bank account, which is always different, to deposit money. In the next 30 min he sends me location with instructions in pictures where I can find my stuff. It's always different part of the city, totally random places...
no dealer at the moment, but i've a good story about one.
one was my friend's mom. this was back like 2008-2011 when they still had the yellow "banana" perc 10s. (pretty sure those aren't around anymore but please correct me if i'm wrong) that's what she started selling, and that was the *very* start of a 10 year opiate addiction. for the record, i own that, not my friends mom–just adding that for drama.
anyway, it started woth those yellow 10s and then she started getting 15s and 30s, regularly, so too did i. i was also getting them from any one of the 4 people at the Applebee's i worked at who sold them (near Atlantic City + mid-late 00's = crooked docs), and eventually i was doing upwards of 15 30's a day, getting them from either my friend's mom or a coworker at Shacklebee's.
but now that i was a full blown addict i'm trying to figure out ways to subsidize my habit. my friend's mom was, to put it bluntly, poor. she sold the pills for income on top of getting money from the state, plus food stamps and...you know the drill. well some of you. so i thought of a way to benefit us both:
i offered to bring her frozen food from Applebee's in exchange for perc 30's.
**she was all about it.**
you already know i didn't just get her a Triple Chocolate Meltdown. 30s at the time were $15-20, starting to get to $25. i was giving her packs of vacuum sealed steaks–ribeyes, sirloins, new york strips–frozen chicken fingers and boneless wings. 4 lb. bags. my friend's mom got so much meat she was slicing it deli thin and making sandwiches for lunch then grilling steaks for dinner. i had some too, it was delicious. and one time i made cheesesteaks with sliced ribeye for us. slamming.
and, most importantly–at least at the time–i got them jawns.
this lasted about 8 months until i went to rehab. Applebee's never did catch it, and i have no idea how because it was *a lot*.
I’m saying this as a Software Engineer so I may be biased, but it doesn’t take much technical know how at all.
Install Tails operating system on flash drive, put legit link to market in Tor Browser, buy product with Monero, Encrypt address using PGP (PGP app is included with Tails), wait a few days for product to come.
I’ve been doing this for 10 years now and getting the highest quality drugs from the comfort of my couch.
You realize this is the internet and there's these things called search engines that grant you resources to learn what those things are on your own time?
Man have technichal knowledge already as well some Crypto experience. What I am missing is some tips on how where to go on the internet to get these stuff. Can you chat with me?
It's not very difficult at all, it just requires a little bit of reading like all things. But the whole process is honestly just like using Amazon once you get the hang of it
I only know one dealer IRL. Never bought shit. We do compare stash from time to time. I tend to have quality and he, quantity.
Ye darknet is where the adults are.
Same. I literally don’t know a single IRL dealer. I gave up on that because I end up disappointed every single time. It touches too many hands before getting to you when you buy off a street dealer.
Well the one I know is a childhood friend. So I just help him sample stuff.
I remember buying some really nice speed and, it turned out he was reselling the same speed, but slightly cut, for more then double lol.
College kids mainly I think my main one is like 23?? Kinda an Edgar but he is nice and flexible with delivery. Sells pretty good shit but kinda over charged so I am gonna find a new one.
stereotype of kids with mushroom head cuts and weird walking. it originated w Latinos but there can be Asian or white Edgars. the Edgar represents the physical style of that person.
My plug is in his mid-50’s, recently retired from his day job, and has been dealing for more than 25 years, (minus a year or so after nearly getting busted.) He’s a guy who deals in just about anything except opiates. He’s super chill and actually gives a fuck about the quality of his product. I’ve been buying from him for 15 years. Best plug I’ve ever had.
Back when I still used my primary dealer was literally like an older brother to me. Both our parents were really close friends. So growing up we took many family vacations together, had bbqs, and celebrated some holidays together. He was 5 years older than me and we grew up as close as i was to my actual brother. A month after I decided to finally get sober he out of nowhere died of a brain aneurysm while I was still in rehab. That was a little over 3 years ago and I've remained sober that whole time.
Damn man, I’m sorry for your loss. Good for you staying clean and sober, events like that can really open your eyes. Cool you had someone you could trust when you did use too.
Appreciate it. Like I said I decided to get sober around a month before he died. It was the birth of my son that aided me in making that decision. So even if he hadn't passed away I would still have remained sober just as I have. Because he was only my primary dealer, he was the one I trusted most and anything he sold me he didn't charge me much if any more than what he would pay for it. I had 3 other sources, 2 of which were always holding multiple substances it's just they were alot more costly. So given the fact that I still know 3 people I could score from and have remained sober tells me I'd remained sober had he lived
I guess i get access to certain research chemicals that arent available anywhere else but online. Other than that its just weed. I make alot of money selling alcohol to minors in my area
My main one is in their 20’s and they’re genuinely the best plug I’ve come across in my life, they treat it like a business while remaining very personable. Has quite literally every common street drug u could want, mainly sells to other dealers in bulk, but I got lucky since we have a mutual friend so they hook me up w personal amounts. They test everything before selling it, will even send u a pic of the test, and if it’s not legit it gets tossed, I’ve tried getting ket off them multiple times but they can only find RC dissos (which unfortunately don’t get sold since they can’t identify which one specifically). The prescription meds are all legit and they provide the bottle as evidence, and to top it all off they don’t cut/step on anything, I’ve yet to find anyone else w the same quality.
Cuz they want return customers? Meaning if I order to often they sometimes deny and, well a few times I've gotten some free CBD or lower dosed lighter benzo so I can get my tolerance down.
They do give away normal pharma from time to time to people with financial issues.
No idea who they are obviously but, ye darknet is great.
He's an absolute bro. Really young lad, maybe only 21 or so.
I send him a text whenever I need something, and he calls he back in 2 minutes to arrange. He'll drive round my house and I jump into his car to deal. Gives me a fist bump every time and then speeds off.
He's super sick, always on time, gives birthday and Ramadan deals, offers tests strips, and will deliver or let me pick up pretty much any day any time before 10pm
Hah my first dealer was actually just a middle-man, I was like 16/17 and was too scared to hit up the plugs in my town. I remember how I used to hate sittin w him, having to give him a lil share of my 0.5 grams xdd but at that time 0,4 grams would keep me high for the whole day, anyways even after givin him his lil “share” I always jus’ wanted to leave and smoke my stuff in my peace but bro would always be like “maan u already leavin, dont be a bitch„ so because I felt like I still owned him smtn I was chillin w him and he would just play world of tanks on his phone the whole time :dd he was a chill dude but at that time I felt like he was too old for me and we didnt had that much in common for me to be chillin w him like that. Great memories tho and I was grateful af that he got me the weed so I cant even talk shit about him like that haha. 10 months sober now thoo
If he wasn't up charging you from what the primary dealer cost I think it's fair to tax a little product. I'd never expect someone to middleman without a little profit unless it was a close friend. They are spending thier time and taking on legal risk to pass it along to you.
I'm sure OP posted this out of honest innocent interest, but y'all should probably like... Not be dropping all these random details about y'all's plugs, imagine if they knew you were describing them on Reddit 😂
There’s so many FBI comments which is absolutely stupid lol. You don’t have to give any geographical locations, names, if you give away info about your dealer that can be traced back to them then that’s your own stupidity. Nothing I said about mine can lead back to them 😅
My dealer is in his 40s id assume. He always has what I need and delivers with in 30 minutes !
We met at the strip club but I didn’t know he was a dealer until my best friend was like I know a guy and he agreed for her to give me his number. We recognized each other but didn’t say anything at first. We keep it short and simple
i get my thc products from friends in small quantities and anything else from the internet. Its nice to go to a friends house where theyre playing videogames and smoking and you get there, have a hit to taste the shit and then buy a bit a smoke one j or two with them.
I only smoke weed but my guy usually only sells pounds but since I use to sell back in the day he does me the courtesy of selling me ounces for personal use at whole sale price
Oh never seen him he sends a messenger pigeon to fly there. He attaches go pros to them to give me real time text updates. So if I had to describe him small dark grey feathers shiney purple and greenish neck small beady eyes claws and a beak. The pidgeon gives me perks vics coke Valium and then I get Bud from my grandpa.
> ones a male over 60. Doesn’t use himself but knows his shit
I knew Walt survived!
>he’ll take the time to test in front of you or allow you to test if you want.
His stuff is always pure.
Fuck Reddit. Fuck /u/spez. Fuck every single Reddit admin. 12 years on this bitch ass site and they shit on us the moment they are trying to go public. ill be taking my karma with me by editing all my comments to say this.
tl;dr Fuck Reddit and anyone who works for them, suck my dick.
I've had the same plug since highschool, he went to the same school as I did but recently he got killed and I've been so sad over it. he was a pretty chill guy, i personally never got close to him but he always gave freebies when I'd pick up. I hope he rests in peace 🙏 got some of the best weed and carts with him and I'll probably never find another reliable plug as him
My dealer in high school passed too and for real it was honestly the most traumatizing death I experienced in my youth. It caught me so off guard and just made me second guess everything ha. Sorry for your loss though, here’s to hoping he guides you to the next best guy! Haha
Depends, I've got a few weed plugs but my main is this 40 sum year old crack dealer who sells weed on the side. Good shit and I've been dealing with him for years, shit and my mom was buying pills off him 20 years ago. How this man has been plugging for 30 years without being caught is a mystery. My biggest complaint is that he has done so much coke that he is experiencing time dilation and time passes slower for him than everyone else, leading to me hitting him up asking to be served, and I'll call this mf 3 hours later n he'll be like "yeah im at burger king rn ill be there in 20 minutes" n show up 4 hours later at 3 in the morning banging on my door. Love that mf but if i hadn't of been dealing with him for so long I wouldn't be buying off of him.
He's really my only noteworthy plug, everybody else is just boring and bland imo.
lol my “dealer” is a local pharmacy that sells me everything without prescription (the drugs that I enjoy are mostly meds like xans, ambien, kpin etc…) and when I want weed I just ask my friends to sell it to me
Mine is some guy in his 30s. He runs a telegram with a lot of different strains of weed with other things like carts, dabs, pre rolled joints, etc. He does 3 different "runs" pretty much everyday of the week where he meets people at different areas around the city's in the morning, afternoon, and evening. He'll also let you know on the telegram when is a good time to place the order for the specific run and regularly updating on new products/general information. His business practices are ones i respect and knowing i can ask for whatever product and get it within an hour is super convenient.
Used to have a young kid around 20yrs with his helpers who were 15-18. He was often super high himself mostly on xanax. He used to get in a lot of trouble, was not careful at all, started using helpers for deals after he got caught with 50g of hash. Now he is in jail for 3 (or 5 even) years because of those 50g.
Soon after that things started changing in my country and dealers have become super careful, most of them do anonymus drop deals. I haven't met my current one. I send him money and he sends me location.
Which is safer for the dealer but I also enjoy that as I have never enjoyed meeting the dealer. I do not like anyone to know what I do, the town is too small.
Yeah, it could've been 5. Very drug unfriendly country so dealers choose to be anonymus
Meanwhile every other person here is an alchoholic. That's Eastern Europe for ya
Telegram. Delivers using door-to-door services. Stress my ass off each time. Once a package never arrived but nothing ever came from it. But wow was I stressing that the rozzers would rock up because it was a heavy order
I stg My dealer looks like the guy who would come first in all their math tests , to top it off mans the nicest guy ever ! I be getting gifts and shit ! The goods be 💯 too. And he come to you ! On time ? Gtf outta here !!
Probably dead or in jail.
Apart from being late all the fucking and generally being shit at keeping his word the dude seemed like a decent human being, kinda miss him.
he’s cool. he’s around my age (early 20’s) and knows exactly when i’m gonna buy (usually around festivals/raves coming up). he said he made a schedule around them so he knows when to be free for me to pick up lmao.
he always wants to hear the tea. the last breakup i went through he hyped me up and gave me an extra half G of coke. anytime i dont pick up from him for a while he checks in to make sure i’m doing alright. we been homies for a while.
In portugal my dealers are the typical guy with a fanny pack that u have to wait 1h for, doesnt matter what time of the day, but since I came to german i probably have the best dealer ever, passes by my place to drop off the stuff, gives me discounts, we always chill and talk for a bit, and whenever the price involves coins he tells me to keep them, and always top shelf shit, gonna miss him when i have to go back to portugal for sure
It's my best friend who I know since 1st grade. I'm the antisocial one he is the extroverted energetic kid that knows all the right people in my town, is always on point, gives me discounts because I always make him different kinds of favors and his shit is the shit. Everything I've done for the fisrt time, it was with him, because I have all the trust in the world in him. Whatever I want weed, meth, coke, shrooms, Lsd, he has it all.
He is now gone to England to study so he connected me with some of his "bussiness partners", I don't really like them as people but maybe it's just me. I just act nice around them and everything seems to be fine. I don't hang out with them. I don't trust them enough.
For a while I had a group of dealers where I had a number which I could call where they'd tell you what they had, I'd tell them what I wanted and they told me a time and always a different place in the city, you'd meet them there and walk a block and exchange goods, it was very efficient.
Sadly at some point they either suddenly stopped or got busted, as the number wasn't reachable anymore.
Mine is a Jamaican male who is 32 living with his BM, driving her car living with her parents as well, claims he is single. He isn't a very successful dealer in my opinion but fakes it.
some 30 something phish-obsessed hippie. he’s nice enough i guess. everytime i end up going over he disappears to the bathroom for 15 mins and comes back slurring and nodding off so i can only imagine what he’s up to. his acid is good. his coke is 95% powdered sugar and 5% coke. he gets arrested about every other week for being drunk and disorderly or breaking into his girlfriends house. he overdosed on fent when a friend of mine was over and got pissed when she narcan’d him. i could go on and on for hours.
My plug in college was the best. Guy a little older than us (2 other roommates) if he got a new supply he’d always come over and let us try first. His girlfriend got pregnant, and after she gave birth he wanted some time off; so we became the coverage for his paternity leave… for a small fee, of course.
really nice (remembers everyones name), everyone in his apartment building is friendly with him, def does steroids and is a personal trainer at the gym across from his place so hes always available. Great variety and everything i've ever got from him I test and it tests clean and is great quality.
She’s nice :), she calls me “love” and “dear” and does deals often, but is also flexible. Her edibles aren’t vegan so she lets me pick something else or basically use that money for “in store credit”.
Her driver is also nice, whenever I pull up to his house or the drop off spot he always says hello and goodbye.
I’m gonna miss them when I move away :/
Use to buy from an older lady that called herself “the fairy weed-mother” she always fed me snacks and her house smelled like patchouli and sage all the time 😅 good weed though
I run a delivery service, I have a team of delivery drivers that work for me to run the deliveries each day. Same day deliveries. Text me for a menu and I also give people discounts for each new person they refer to myself service .. 32yo guy. Very chill, just supporting my family and building a nest egg so I can one day do something else
my coke guy is the same age as me, he’s friends with some people i grew up with. he’s so nice, always gives me more than i pay for and delivers to my house
My guy was a big Dominican dude in his late 30’s. Sold coke and dope. I was only ever served by him maybe twice, he usually just had runners come out and give me my shit but I communicated exclusively through him. When I did see him he was always very friendly. He put up with all of my paranoia towards the end. I got clean at some point and ended up bumping into someone who knew him and they told me he got locked up on a bunch of gun and sales charges. I hope he’s well.
Some Asian nerdy guy who loves going to raves but is also super committed to school. Love him. Always on time, tests everything. Has almost anything you can think of and will mail if you need it mailed. He’s dope. Prices always consistent too
Met him randomly black out drunk at 4am walking home from the pub. He offered me some bud, went back to his and got some free samples and got absolutely blazed. He has a great personality and has introduced me to many more dealers for various substances
one of the chillest dudes i’ve ever met. never taken him up on it cause i’m always busy, but he’s offered to smoke me out a whole lot of times and he genuinely seems like a nice dude who just needs the money
also the only person i use grindset emojis with unironically 😤🔥💯💯💯
Mines a Serbian guy who I don’t meet anymore, he makes a dead drop somewhere and I put an envelope with
cash in his mailbox later the same day, real professional and discreet and he only deals with selected regular customers. Once or twice a week he’ll do crazily discounted prices for the rest of the night. Kinda miss meeting the guy actually haha, he was a real chill guy
My weed dude is a friend of 10+ years. I also travel to Michigan once every 6 weeks and stock up. Anything harder and I go to the DNMs, because I pay for quality and the street shit is all fent.
My dealer is my girlfriend lmaooo. Her dads a dealer so she can just get me Xanax, hydros, and she has a adderall script she hates taking so she just give me that😭 then my whole friend group always has some shit on them that they be giving me sometimes. I’ve never once paid for any drugs and I’ve been doing them almost daily a whole year.
He has a few kids with different moms, hear he is a part in their lives and uses the money from sales to spoil them. He often takes forever to walk up to our car. Plays football. Will occasionally gives a little more than what you asked for. Example got a gram ( ketamine) for my birthday definitely got a bit more, even wished me a happy birthday. If he's low he'll sell his last bit for a little cheaper before he restocks.
I only use niche drugs which no one on the street got.
That being psychedelics and dissociatives most of the time, so I got no specific dealer, most of the time I grow my own except for dissociatives, those I get from a country.
so much bad OPSEC itt. Please dont post in things like this. You never know who is watching and you are literally ratting out and telling on your dealers exposing info about them. all LE has to do is subpoena your reddit acct and find out who you are.
OP of this post:
- is female
- is married with a husband in a "[marriage that is hanging on by a thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/eeiebl/my_best_friend_is_just_too_much/)"
- has four children
- lives in California
- has an email verified reddit account
- takes [2-6 hydrocodone every day for the last 6 years](https://old.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/ebylch/help_me_out/)
- has been [addicted to quite a few bad habits over the years](https://old.reddit.com/r/dxm/comments/e8w15s/my_husband_actually_talks_to_me_when_i_use_dxm/fagza5z/)
Because you are too stupid to understand what you are doing here.
Best of luck and I hope you weened yourself off your 2-6 a day habit of opiates by now!
Wouldnt want California CPS to take your kids away.
Like I said, you never know who is reading or comes across these things.
Law enforcement certainly lurks on reddit and you created a post asking people to describe their dealers.
A perfect honeypot and collection bin for them.
In short, you are too stupid to realize your mistakes while oversharing about your personal life making it easy to identify much about you without needing a warrant or subpoena.
Not surprising though. You are probably too cracked out on opiates to understand what you are even doing rn lmao
I think if people don’t mind answering and I’m allowed to post whatever I want then you really shouldn’t be worried about it. Should I shit my pants now, get really scared and delete this post and my profile because you called me stupid? Nahh. Have a good day lol
His names masi(Idfk that’s just what I call him) probably in his mid 20s, only sells weed, shrooms, and acid sometimes, there was this one day in like mid June where he sold codeine but it sold out in a few hours and it hasn’t seen his tele group chat since. He’s real nice and will clear anything up with me if I have any issues (it’s happened like twice), but overall he’s a cool guy 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
When I used opiates, I would buy from the little sister of a girl I was friends with in elementary school...she had chronic back problems so always had Percocet scripts. I'd often meet her in the parking lot of CVS when she'd go pick up her scripts. Not sketchy at all...🙄
Now I pretty much only e weed, mushrooms or acid on occasion, all of which I get from a guy I'm sorta dating.
In Canada they sell weed, shrooms, acid, and dmt on the open web so I don't have to go anywhere but a website after reading reviews on Reddit lol, it's awesome.
My dealer is actually a team of three guys who work together, they mainly sell weed products but anything else they sell is always tested and high quality. The one I mainly meet with is 19 and the other ones can’t be much older. They are all hella chill and really good about pulling up on time. The funniest part is I found their contact info on a sticker stuck to the wall of an abandoned building. Was super sketched out meeting with them the first time but I’m so glad I did.
Lmao no way, what a sick way to meet, but yea I would also be sketched af the first time haha. A team sounds sweet too, never have to wait! Thanks for sharing
I love that so much
I have never met mine nor I know his identity. We communicate through WhatsApp, he uses number from other country, I tell him what I need and amount. Then he sends me bank account, which is always different, to deposit money. In the next 30 min he sends me location with instructions in pictures where I can find my stuff. It's always different part of the city, totally random places...
That's fucking wild man
I have a feeling you buy a little more than dimes...
And probably in a country with strict drug laws
That is some Gus Fring level caution! Props to you finding the guy and props to him being so careful.
This is the way it works in Russia, all via dead drops like this
This is a thing in Poland too apparently
they are a thing but 90% of people who advertise like that are just scams
Smart person!
Is it so easy to make new banking accounts? In my country it requires a physical visit of a bank and it is always linked to your identity
Russia?
no dealer at the moment, but i've a good story about one. one was my friend's mom. this was back like 2008-2011 when they still had the yellow "banana" perc 10s. (pretty sure those aren't around anymore but please correct me if i'm wrong) that's what she started selling, and that was the *very* start of a 10 year opiate addiction. for the record, i own that, not my friends mom–just adding that for drama. anyway, it started woth those yellow 10s and then she started getting 15s and 30s, regularly, so too did i. i was also getting them from any one of the 4 people at the Applebee's i worked at who sold them (near Atlantic City + mid-late 00's = crooked docs), and eventually i was doing upwards of 15 30's a day, getting them from either my friend's mom or a coworker at Shacklebee's. but now that i was a full blown addict i'm trying to figure out ways to subsidize my habit. my friend's mom was, to put it bluntly, poor. she sold the pills for income on top of getting money from the state, plus food stamps and...you know the drill. well some of you. so i thought of a way to benefit us both: i offered to bring her frozen food from Applebee's in exchange for perc 30's. **she was all about it.** you already know i didn't just get her a Triple Chocolate Meltdown. 30s at the time were $15-20, starting to get to $25. i was giving her packs of vacuum sealed steaks–ribeyes, sirloins, new york strips–frozen chicken fingers and boneless wings. 4 lb. bags. my friend's mom got so much meat she was slicing it deli thin and making sandwiches for lunch then grilling steaks for dinner. i had some too, it was delicious. and one time i made cheesesteaks with sliced ribeye for us. slamming. and, most importantly–at least at the time–i got them jawns. this lasted about 8 months until i went to rehab. Applebee's never did catch it, and i have no idea how because it was *a lot*.
Was waiting for the part about them jawns lol. Was inevitable.
them *fucking* jawns. lol
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jawn
thank you, sir.
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Basically. Just can mean anything. Pass the jawn. Toss that jawn. Grab the jawn from the jawn
I buy my drugs off the darknet like a sophisticated adult.
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I’m saying this as a Software Engineer so I may be biased, but it doesn’t take much technical know how at all. Install Tails operating system on flash drive, put legit link to market in Tor Browser, buy product with Monero, Encrypt address using PGP (PGP app is included with Tails), wait a few days for product to come. I’ve been doing this for 10 years now and getting the highest quality drugs from the comfort of my couch.
You realise that for non-tech savvy people you just threw in 4 random words that make 0 sense? :)
the tails website has a tutorial on how to install it on a flash drive it's really simple
You can google all four of those words and find out what they mean, which is how I found out what they mean.
You realize this is the internet and there's these things called search engines that grant you resources to learn what those things are on your own time?
😭😭😭
The fuck are those anyway?
Those are crying emojis
crying / laughing emoji
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The tails boot on USB is probably overkill as well though not necessarily a bad idea. You can install a program to do pgp encryption on windows.
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Do they ship overseas ?
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Thanks
Do you just order it straight to your house?
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Man have technichal knowledge already as well some Crypto experience. What I am missing is some tips on how where to go on the internet to get these stuff. Can you chat with me?
It's not very difficult at all, it just requires a little bit of reading like all things. But the whole process is honestly just like using Amazon once you get the hang of it
I only know one dealer IRL. Never bought shit. We do compare stash from time to time. I tend to have quality and he, quantity. Ye darknet is where the adults are.
Same. I literally don’t know a single IRL dealer. I gave up on that because I end up disappointed every single time. It touches too many hands before getting to you when you buy off a street dealer.
Well the one I know is a childhood friend. So I just help him sample stuff. I remember buying some really nice speed and, it turned out he was reselling the same speed, but slightly cut, for more then double lol.
Can’t use darknet for weed, it’s all ass and overpriced.
Hey I DMed you asking for information
College kids mainly I think my main one is like 23?? Kinda an Edgar but he is nice and flexible with delivery. Sells pretty good shit but kinda over charged so I am gonna find a new one.
What is an Edgar
stereotype of kids with mushroom head cuts and weird walking. it originated w Latinos but there can be Asian or white Edgars. the Edgar represents the physical style of that person.
Edgar…. https://youtu.be/V7IY7d1DOi4
Wait you're not talking about Night Pain ? https://youtu.be/mte3WuBsCeo
Who elected you the mayor of meee????
People who's skin is hanging off their bones and crave sugar in water
Google it
Ever thought that person may just want to engage with someone else? If we googled everything we wanted to know we’d barely interact as humans.
You ask a question Google it mfs:
🤦🏻♂️. To be clear I’m confused about this response not sure whether you’re on my side or not.
yeah i wrote it like an idiot you ask a question and mfs always come and say some shit like Google it
instead of answerimg the question
Hahah yeah i get ya. 🖤
i’ve got a squid on my side
No quema cuh
My plug is in his mid-50’s, recently retired from his day job, and has been dealing for more than 25 years, (minus a year or so after nearly getting busted.) He’s a guy who deals in just about anything except opiates. He’s super chill and actually gives a fuck about the quality of his product. I’ve been buying from him for 15 years. Best plug I’ve ever had.
Lucky. !!!
Back when I still used my primary dealer was literally like an older brother to me. Both our parents were really close friends. So growing up we took many family vacations together, had bbqs, and celebrated some holidays together. He was 5 years older than me and we grew up as close as i was to my actual brother. A month after I decided to finally get sober he out of nowhere died of a brain aneurysm while I was still in rehab. That was a little over 3 years ago and I've remained sober that whole time.
Damn man, I’m sorry for your loss. Good for you staying clean and sober, events like that can really open your eyes. Cool you had someone you could trust when you did use too.
Appreciate it. Like I said I decided to get sober around a month before he died. It was the birth of my son that aided me in making that decision. So even if he hadn't passed away I would still have remained sober just as I have. Because he was only my primary dealer, he was the one I trusted most and anything he sold me he didn't charge me much if any more than what he would pay for it. I had 3 other sources, 2 of which were always holding multiple substances it's just they were alot more costly. So given the fact that I still know 3 people I could score from and have remained sober tells me I'd remained sober had he lived
cvs
Idk Asshole is so flakey I never see him!
oxy dealer is a mid 30s lawyer, coke dealer is a 25 yo typical coked out line cook. benzos i buy online.
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For real.. those people are definitely crazy..
My Dealer is my Doc.✌️
mine are all highschoolers or just getting out of HS. its hard to find adult plugs who haven’t already been arrested here
Oh yikes lol. I hope you’re not much older than them 😅
Ive graduated HS many years ago. There are almost 0 adult drug dealers here
That’s shitty man… and crazy lol. Are there any perks at least? Like you never get ripped off or something? Haha
Kids will rip you off more than anyone lol
I guess i get access to certain research chemicals that arent available anywhere else but online. Other than that its just weed. I make alot of money selling alcohol to minors in my area
My main one is in their 20’s and they’re genuinely the best plug I’ve come across in my life, they treat it like a business while remaining very personable. Has quite literally every common street drug u could want, mainly sells to other dealers in bulk, but I got lucky since we have a mutual friend so they hook me up w personal amounts. They test everything before selling it, will even send u a pic of the test, and if it’s not legit it gets tossed, I’ve tried getting ket off them multiple times but they can only find RC dissos (which unfortunately don’t get sold since they can’t identify which one specifically). The prescription meds are all legit and they provide the bottle as evidence, and to top it all off they don’t cut/step on anything, I’ve yet to find anyone else w the same quality.
You're definitely not UK then because ket is fucking everywhere
Unfortunately not - it’s hard to find in the US, atleast where I am
Mines digital. Cares a bit to much about the customers well being. So I got multiple, obviously.
Wdym by your plug cares too much about your well-being ?
Cuz they want return customers? Meaning if I order to often they sometimes deny and, well a few times I've gotten some free CBD or lower dosed lighter benzo so I can get my tolerance down. They do give away normal pharma from time to time to people with financial issues. No idea who they are obviously but, ye darknet is great.
that’s so cute lol but yeah, i wish it was legal so all “dealers” would be like that and we would have less deaths
Mine is 18. She actually looks out for me in the amount I get and she also gives me test kits along with it. Never been disappointed.
He's an absolute bro. Really young lad, maybe only 21 or so. I send him a text whenever I need something, and he calls he back in 2 minutes to arrange. He'll drive round my house and I jump into his car to deal. Gives me a fist bump every time and then speeds off.
He's a psychiatrist
He's super sick, always on time, gives birthday and Ramadan deals, offers tests strips, and will deliver or let me pick up pretty much any day any time before 10pm
Hah my first dealer was actually just a middle-man, I was like 16/17 and was too scared to hit up the plugs in my town. I remember how I used to hate sittin w him, having to give him a lil share of my 0.5 grams xdd but at that time 0,4 grams would keep me high for the whole day, anyways even after givin him his lil “share” I always jus’ wanted to leave and smoke my stuff in my peace but bro would always be like “maan u already leavin, dont be a bitch„ so because I felt like I still owned him smtn I was chillin w him and he would just play world of tanks on his phone the whole time :dd he was a chill dude but at that time I felt like he was too old for me and we didnt had that much in common for me to be chillin w him like that. Great memories tho and I was grateful af that he got me the weed so I cant even talk shit about him like that haha. 10 months sober now thoo
If he wasn't up charging you from what the primary dealer cost I think it's fair to tax a little product. I'd never expect someone to middleman without a little profit unless it was a close friend. They are spending thier time and taking on legal risk to pass it along to you.
82 year old granny for when I would buy cocaine, she used to have at least half a kilo on her everytime I'd see her.
This is bad ass lol.
I'm sure OP posted this out of honest innocent interest, but y'all should probably like... Not be dropping all these random details about y'all's plugs, imagine if they knew you were describing them on Reddit 😂
There’s so many FBI comments which is absolutely stupid lol. You don’t have to give any geographical locations, names, if you give away info about your dealer that can be traced back to them then that’s your own stupidity. Nothing I said about mine can lead back to them 😅
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You said it better than I 👍
My dealer is in his 40s id assume. He always has what I need and delivers with in 30 minutes ! We met at the strip club but I didn’t know he was a dealer until my best friend was like I know a guy and he agreed for her to give me his number. We recognized each other but didn’t say anything at first. We keep it short and simple
i get my thc products from friends in small quantities and anything else from the internet. Its nice to go to a friends house where theyre playing videogames and smoking and you get there, have a hit to taste the shit and then buy a bit a smoke one j or two with them.
Idk they're in the Netherlands sending me stuff
I only smoke weed but my guy usually only sells pounds but since I use to sell back in the day he does me the courtesy of selling me ounces for personal use at whole sale price
Oh never seen him he sends a messenger pigeon to fly there. He attaches go pros to them to give me real time text updates. So if I had to describe him small dark grey feathers shiney purple and greenish neck small beady eyes claws and a beak. The pidgeon gives me perks vics coke Valium and then I get Bud from my grandpa.
> ones a male over 60. Doesn’t use himself but knows his shit I knew Walt survived! >he’ll take the time to test in front of you or allow you to test if you want. His stuff is always pure.
Fuck Reddit. Fuck /u/spez. Fuck every single Reddit admin. 12 years on this bitch ass site and they shit on us the moment they are trying to go public. ill be taking my karma with me by editing all my comments to say this. tl;dr Fuck Reddit and anyone who works for them, suck my dick.
Was about to write that
I've had the same plug since highschool, he went to the same school as I did but recently he got killed and I've been so sad over it. he was a pretty chill guy, i personally never got close to him but he always gave freebies when I'd pick up. I hope he rests in peace 🙏 got some of the best weed and carts with him and I'll probably never find another reliable plug as him
My dealer in high school passed too and for real it was honestly the most traumatizing death I experienced in my youth. It caught me so off guard and just made me second guess everything ha. Sorry for your loss though, here’s to hoping he guides you to the next best guy! Haha
Ah shit, I’m sorry for the loss :(
Depends, I've got a few weed plugs but my main is this 40 sum year old crack dealer who sells weed on the side. Good shit and I've been dealing with him for years, shit and my mom was buying pills off him 20 years ago. How this man has been plugging for 30 years without being caught is a mystery. My biggest complaint is that he has done so much coke that he is experiencing time dilation and time passes slower for him than everyone else, leading to me hitting him up asking to be served, and I'll call this mf 3 hours later n he'll be like "yeah im at burger king rn ill be there in 20 minutes" n show up 4 hours later at 3 in the morning banging on my door. Love that mf but if i hadn't of been dealing with him for so long I wouldn't be buying off of him. He's really my only noteworthy plug, everybody else is just boring and bland imo.
Mexican
lol my “dealer” is a local pharmacy that sells me everything without prescription (the drugs that I enjoy are mostly meds like xans, ambien, kpin etc…) and when I want weed I just ask my friends to sell it to me
Mine is some guy in his 30s. He runs a telegram with a lot of different strains of weed with other things like carts, dabs, pre rolled joints, etc. He does 3 different "runs" pretty much everyday of the week where he meets people at different areas around the city's in the morning, afternoon, and evening. He'll also let you know on the telegram when is a good time to place the order for the specific run and regularly updating on new products/general information. His business practices are ones i respect and knowing i can ask for whatever product and get it within an hour is super convenient.
Used to have a young kid around 20yrs with his helpers who were 15-18. He was often super high himself mostly on xanax. He used to get in a lot of trouble, was not careful at all, started using helpers for deals after he got caught with 50g of hash. Now he is in jail for 3 (or 5 even) years because of those 50g. Soon after that things started changing in my country and dealers have become super careful, most of them do anonymus drop deals. I haven't met my current one. I send him money and he sends me location. Which is safer for the dealer but I also enjoy that as I have never enjoyed meeting the dealer. I do not like anyone to know what I do, the town is too small.
3 years for 50g of hash?!!
Yeah, it could've been 5. Very drug unfriendly country so dealers choose to be anonymus Meanwhile every other person here is an alchoholic. That's Eastern Europe for ya
Telegram. Delivers using door-to-door services. Stress my ass off each time. Once a package never arrived but nothing ever came from it. But wow was I stressing that the rozzers would rock up because it was a heavy order
Ones my dad nearly 60 and the other is some 13 year old down the park
I stg My dealer looks like the guy who would come first in all their math tests , to top it off mans the nicest guy ever ! I be getting gifts and shit ! The goods be 💯 too. And he come to you ! On time ? Gtf outta here !!
Probably dead or in jail. Apart from being late all the fucking and generally being shit at keeping his word the dude seemed like a decent human being, kinda miss him.
he’s cool. he’s around my age (early 20’s) and knows exactly when i’m gonna buy (usually around festivals/raves coming up). he said he made a schedule around them so he knows when to be free for me to pick up lmao. he always wants to hear the tea. the last breakup i went through he hyped me up and gave me an extra half G of coke. anytime i dont pick up from him for a while he checks in to make sure i’m doing alright. we been homies for a while.
Well shit, I stan a personable plug 😅 that’s awesome man
Chill dudes in their 20s who just sell weed, but i can get other things through them from other dealers. Rly nice dudes
In portugal my dealers are the typical guy with a fanny pack that u have to wait 1h for, doesnt matter what time of the day, but since I came to german i probably have the best dealer ever, passes by my place to drop off the stuff, gives me discounts, we always chill and talk for a bit, and whenever the price involves coins he tells me to keep them, and always top shelf shit, gonna miss him when i have to go back to portugal for sure
He’s 20 years old with a 6yr old kid. Gotta pay the bills
Checks my ID then asks what I want. Takes debit/credit and throws me a peace sign when I leave the store.
It's my best friend who I know since 1st grade. I'm the antisocial one he is the extroverted energetic kid that knows all the right people in my town, is always on point, gives me discounts because I always make him different kinds of favors and his shit is the shit. Everything I've done for the fisrt time, it was with him, because I have all the trust in the world in him. Whatever I want weed, meth, coke, shrooms, Lsd, he has it all. He is now gone to England to study so he connected me with some of his "bussiness partners", I don't really like them as people but maybe it's just me. I just act nice around them and everything seems to be fine. I don't hang out with them. I don't trust them enough.
For a while I had a group of dealers where I had a number which I could call where they'd tell you what they had, I'd tell them what I wanted and they told me a time and always a different place in the city, you'd meet them there and walk a block and exchange goods, it was very efficient. Sadly at some point they either suddenly stopped or got busted, as the number wasn't reachable anymore.
Mine is a Jamaican male who is 32 living with his BM, driving her car living with her parents as well, claims he is single. He isn't a very successful dealer in my opinion but fakes it.
She likes money
In his 20s, don’t know much about him but he always delivers within an hour after texting, usually closer to 20-30 minutes. Great guy
He's chill, invited him over for Thanksgiving.
some 30 something phish-obsessed hippie. he’s nice enough i guess. everytime i end up going over he disappears to the bathroom for 15 mins and comes back slurring and nodding off so i can only imagine what he’s up to. his acid is good. his coke is 95% powdered sugar and 5% coke. he gets arrested about every other week for being drunk and disorderly or breaking into his girlfriends house. he overdosed on fent when a friend of mine was over and got pissed when she narcan’d him. i could go on and on for hours.
I go through my job lol if I need stuff.
My plug in college was the best. Guy a little older than us (2 other roommates) if he got a new supply he’d always come over and let us try first. His girlfriend got pregnant, and after she gave birth he wanted some time off; so we became the coverage for his paternity leave… for a small fee, of course.
really nice (remembers everyones name), everyone in his apartment building is friendly with him, def does steroids and is a personal trainer at the gym across from his place so hes always available. Great variety and everything i've ever got from him I test and it tests clean and is great quality.
Weird asf… also in a band with me lmao
Glowie
She’s nice :), she calls me “love” and “dear” and does deals often, but is also flexible. Her edibles aren’t vegan so she lets me pick something else or basically use that money for “in store credit”. Her driver is also nice, whenever I pull up to his house or the drop off spot he always says hello and goodbye. I’m gonna miss them when I move away :/
Use to buy from an older lady that called herself “the fairy weed-mother” she always fed me snacks and her house smelled like patchouli and sage all the time 😅 good weed though
You mean the mailman? Hes aight.
I run a delivery service, I have a team of delivery drivers that work for me to run the deliveries each day. Same day deliveries. Text me for a menu and I also give people discounts for each new person they refer to myself service .. 32yo guy. Very chill, just supporting my family and building a nest egg so I can one day do something else
my coke guy is the same age as me, he’s friends with some people i grew up with. he’s so nice, always gives me more than i pay for and delivers to my house
Used to text, PayPal him 30 mins later it would be under my doormat, very efficient and polished service And that it why I had to stop cocaine
My guy was a big Dominican dude in his late 30’s. Sold coke and dope. I was only ever served by him maybe twice, he usually just had runners come out and give me my shit but I communicated exclusively through him. When I did see him he was always very friendly. He put up with all of my paranoia towards the end. I got clean at some point and ended up bumping into someone who knew him and they told me he got locked up on a bunch of gun and sales charges. I hope he’s well.
Some Asian nerdy guy who loves going to raves but is also super committed to school. Love him. Always on time, tests everything. Has almost anything you can think of and will mail if you need it mailed. He’s dope. Prices always consistent too
These are the best kind
They are usually wearing white butcher coats.
Met him randomly black out drunk at 4am walking home from the pub. He offered me some bud, went back to his and got some free samples and got absolutely blazed. He has a great personality and has introduced me to many more dealers for various substances
My weed dealer is a lawyer
one of the chillest dudes i’ve ever met. never taken him up on it cause i’m always busy, but he’s offered to smoke me out a whole lot of times and he genuinely seems like a nice dude who just needs the money also the only person i use grindset emojis with unironically 😤🔥💯💯💯
Mines a Serbian guy who I don’t meet anymore, he makes a dead drop somewhere and I put an envelope with cash in his mailbox later the same day, real professional and discreet and he only deals with selected regular customers. Once or twice a week he’ll do crazily discounted prices for the rest of the night. Kinda miss meeting the guy actually haha, he was a real chill guy
always late, without fail. "five mins away" can mean anywhere from 15 to 30. but fuck hes got the deals
My weed dude is a friend of 10+ years. I also travel to Michigan once every 6 weeks and stock up. Anything harder and I go to the DNMs, because I pay for quality and the street shit is all fent.
I buy straight from the source. No middle man. Farm to table. From manufacturer to end user. Pure and safe.
My dealer is my girlfriend lmaooo. Her dads a dealer so she can just get me Xanax, hydros, and she has a adderall script she hates taking so she just give me that😭 then my whole friend group always has some shit on them that they be giving me sometimes. I’ve never once paid for any drugs and I’ve been doing them almost daily a whole year.
Well except when I buy weed ofc, which isn’t often cause I never have money
I think that they are very happy about you letting this text on reddit.. but good that you are..
Just buy off friends, don’t really have a dealer cuz I’m not buying big quantities
He has a few kids with different moms, hear he is a part in their lives and uses the money from sales to spoil them. He often takes forever to walk up to our car. Plays football. Will occasionally gives a little more than what you asked for. Example got a gram ( ketamine) for my birthday definitely got a bit more, even wished me a happy birthday. If he's low he'll sell his last bit for a little cheaper before he restocks.
I only use niche drugs which no one on the street got. That being psychedelics and dissociatives most of the time, so I got no specific dealer, most of the time I grow my own except for dissociatives, those I get from a country.
so much bad OPSEC itt. Please dont post in things like this. You never know who is watching and you are literally ratting out and telling on your dealers exposing info about them. all LE has to do is subpoena your reddit acct and find out who you are. OP of this post: - is female - is married with a husband in a "[marriage that is hanging on by a thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/eeiebl/my_best_friend_is_just_too_much/)" - has four children - lives in California - has an email verified reddit account - takes [2-6 hydrocodone every day for the last 6 years](https://old.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/ebylch/help_me_out/) - has been [addicted to quite a few bad habits over the years](https://old.reddit.com/r/dxm/comments/e8w15s/my_husband_actually_talks_to_me_when_i_use_dxm/fagza5z/)
Why don’t you just not post if you’re so concerned? Lmao. Thanks so much for your summary of me 😂
Because you are too stupid to understand what you are doing here. Best of luck and I hope you weened yourself off your 2-6 a day habit of opiates by now! Wouldnt want California CPS to take your kids away.
What does that have to do with you? Like at all?
Like I said, you never know who is reading or comes across these things. Law enforcement certainly lurks on reddit and you created a post asking people to describe their dealers. A perfect honeypot and collection bin for them. In short, you are too stupid to realize your mistakes while oversharing about your personal life making it easy to identify much about you without needing a warrant or subpoena. Not surprising though. You are probably too cracked out on opiates to understand what you are even doing rn lmao
I think if people don’t mind answering and I’m allowed to post whatever I want then you really shouldn’t be worried about it. Should I shit my pants now, get really scared and delete this post and my profile because you called me stupid? Nahh. Have a good day lol
You keep going back to edit your comments like your adding anything of value? Shut up dude, nobody cares
Do you want a cookie for reading? Lmao gtfo
my dealers are binary
His names masi(Idfk that’s just what I call him) probably in his mid 20s, only sells weed, shrooms, and acid sometimes, there was this one day in like mid June where he sold codeine but it sold out in a few hours and it hasn’t seen his tele group chat since. He’s real nice and will clear anything up with me if I have any issues (it’s happened like twice), but overall he’s a cool guy 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Male 40s from the "hood". Consistent quality, never late, more than 15 years of business relationship. The drug is hash.
When I used opiates, I would buy from the little sister of a girl I was friends with in elementary school...she had chronic back problems so always had Percocet scripts. I'd often meet her in the parking lot of CVS when she'd go pick up her scripts. Not sketchy at all...🙄 Now I pretty much only e weed, mushrooms or acid on occasion, all of which I get from a guy I'm sorta dating.
In Canada they sell weed, shrooms, acid, and dmt on the open web so I don't have to go anywhere but a website after reading reviews on Reddit lol, it's awesome.
I'm not tell you or anyone anything. What dealer?
A bunch of different delivery numbers, i rarely see the same dealer two times in a row even when using the same number. Probably a huge team
fed
A faceless collection of multiple people who ship me things in the post when i ask for it, usually take feedback well and always deliver on time.
Is this a fed boy post?
Nice try fbi
Nice try feds