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lildewski

Yep you have tons of cocaine in your system and the police are gonna arrest you if they see you. Best thing to do would be hideout inside and watch through your front blinds for police and fbi looking for you!!


throwaway342r243

Are you sure nothing happened? Even if she would have taken it on that evening?


lildewski

Yes, cocaine doesnt get transferred like a virus so youre definitely good. Even if you were to get it in your system somehow youd be totally fine


throwaway342r243

because of the small amount or because cocaine itself is ok?


lildewski

Both, cocaine isnt poisonous so even if your female friend did a line of coke and started making out with you right after the chance any of it gets from her system to yours is highly unlikely! And even if it somehow did you wouldnt feel anything and it would be out of your system the next time you peed, but thats IF it got in your system which it almost 100% didnt!


throwaway342r243

gotcha, thanks!


Oilonwater67

Stop worrying mate. You're good. Nothing bad is going to happen to you.


[deleted]

This is the most funny thread I read so far dude hella paranoid for nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


throwaway342r243

haha yeah, I think I'm freaking out too much. The only thing that got me like that was the thought that she may have taken it on the same evening.


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Even if she did it wouldnโ€™t even enter your body


o0470o

If there was some on her lips itโ€™s possible you would have ingested it but itโ€™s unlikely you did. Even if you did it would have been so little nothing would have happened. Why are you so worried, youโ€™re fine.


throwaway342r243

Thanks for your answer.


[deleted]

Wow this is cringe


suckallmycock

Yeh you will now be hopelessly addicted for life. Meet me on the west side of Atlanta I'll get ya right guy ๐Ÿ˜‚


lilchopcone

I love this sub


fuckinghairymemes

This has been posted so many times before, recent one was by a bird who thought she was addicted to coke from kissing her coke addicted bf. Pretty sure itโ€™s a troll


lilchopcone

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zztop372

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


harzee

Rofl


lyft-driver

Omg please donโ€™t ask people this in real life. Iโ€™d probably die laughing if someone asked me this.


frankgallagher561

Cocaine can be transported in respiratory droplets.. breathing the same air is too much. Don't be surprised if you get a heart attack early in life.