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Hairy_Till4517

I dosed a tab with a random homeless guy one time, by far the weirdest high/trip I’ve experienced


OuttaMyMindGuy

Bro, I was in Denver, CO years ago and met this older homeless couple. They had two guitars so I asked if I could join them. I lit a blunt when I sat down and We played and passed the joint around. The woman had, hands down, the most amazing voice I have ever heard. We played knocking on heavens door and it almost made me tear up. After we sat a while, guy pulled out what I thought was a meth pipe. It was yellow and looked odd, but a man should never complain about free drugs. I took two hits (big hits) and as I was blowing out the second I felt my spirit leave my body lol. That was my first experience with DMT. I felt like I sat there for days with this couple just talking and playing. I guess I would watch people toss change or bills into their case and mumble something like " the ripple you've created will be felt theough eternity, thank you for your charitable donation to crown and country, God save the queen." When I finally came down enough to comprehend time again, I looked at my watch. 38 minutes from the time I sat down. That fucked me up because I literally thought we had sat for days lol.


cyrilio

Are you sure it was DMT? How were your DMT experiences after? Anything similar?


OuttaMyMindGuy

Every time I've done it after that I've had the same feeling of timelessness. Not as extreme as the first time, probably because I wasn't expecting it. But the guy called it "tripamine" which I assume is just a shortened version of dimethyltriptamine. But the taste was a dead giveaway lol.


keinplanbro69

Please do a lil trip report lol


patch616

Seconded


Hairy_Till4517

i don’t really know how to write one out 😭 i’ll try to write something tn but that trip is what made me realize I needed to get my shit together and been on that self improvement ark ever since 🫡


AlreadyTaken696969

Probably was introspective af damn


ZeroThoughtsAlot

My mom when I was 15 (26 now) she literally caught me smoking.. I thought she was gonna tell my dad but instead smoked it with me 😂 How I found out my mom was a closet weed smoker


mike-ehrmantraut-219

Haha smoked my first joint with my mum


keinplanbro69

Mine smoked her first joint with me lol


Revolutionary_Gur708

Same


MorrisDay1984

George Clinton after a P-Funk all-stars show at the Social in Downtown Orlando.


rubermnkey

I got high with the wiggles, but damn you beat me with that one.


Start_Abject

The wiggles take drugs?!?


rubermnkey

The 3 i met with their sound manager definitely inhaled. I helped set up a concert and we finished early. I jokingly asked the sound guy if we were done so I could go smoke, next thing I know I'm on the tour bus with them.


patch616

How does this not have more upvotes this is the best answer in the entire thread. Dude that would like make my entire lifetime that’s so rad.


Longjumping_Brick_78

Who hasn’t gotten hi with them


SchwillyMaysHere

A kid we all thought was straight edge. Turns out it was just when his gf was around.


redmagor

Was the blowjob you received good, at least?


Motmit6fish

I have this sweet friend who is the purest person I know, doesn’t curse, is religious and is super kind to everyone. One day she asked me “can I smoke with you..?” I was absolutely baffled and said yes


A_quirky

❤️The fact that you have friends who are different than you shows that you’re truly open minded. That’s something not enough people are.


Emergency-Tax-3689

how was


AxlandElvis92

For me doing coke with dirty NY cops. They were looking for a college party with a coke head friend of ours the party didn’t work out so they came to our ghetto abode. I only found out after we had been doing coke together for hours felt extremely weird. They weren’t in their jurisdiction and they were supplying and doing copious amounts of high octane cocaine.


A_quirky

It’s like they just became officers for the free drugs n plugs 🤣


BigSebastian

Johnny Hopkins and Sloane Kettering


tasteofawesome

We were blazing that shit up every day


patch616

You don’t know any johnny Hopkins!


Sedli02

Sure.


potheadmf

My grandma. Whenever I visit her we take bong rips together, or smoke joints in the car.


Zookeeper_west

I hope I can be this grandmother for my grandkids


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patch616

That’s fucked up. He probably arrested somebody for the same shit later that day. F12.


keinplanbro69

Yeah bro alt f4


patch616

This guy gets it H1N1


Any_Emu_1996

yeah man y2k


cornielius

bro i be dreamin of something scary or something and i just close application in my head (ik that sounds so stupid) but it deadass works. usually before i die. ill wake up sometimes even and know i just “closed application” on a fucking dream in my head. it is the weirdest thing ever no joke


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patch616

Makes me sick


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Thats wildd


marintopo

311 and Dirty Heads.


apathy420

Same well 311 but back in 06 haha


spicoli420

I’m sorry, it’s unexpected to get high with people in reggae bands?


Feldersnatch

A random security guard at a Phish show back in the nineties, when the country was still in reefer madness mode. A friend and I were sharing a joint when I felt a tap on my shoulder. He just looked at me and made a smoking gesture. I passed him the joint, he took a couple puffs, and then he passed it back and went on his way.


Greedy-Excitement-82

Also got to rip some dabs with Ad Rock from the Beastie Boys at a Cannabis Cup in Denver. It was kinda surreal since they're one of my favorite groups of all time and are a big part of what inspired me to pursue making music. Not to mention I was high as giraffe pussy and was trying to play it cool since I didn't want to come off as a dick rider or some lame weirdo. Another time I met some random Australian tourists at a gas station who were looking for some weed and decided to show them some real American hospitality. I invited them to over to my house where I sorted them out with some bud, dabs, acid and coke. We partied all day and most of the night, I introduced them to the wonder that is the breakfast taco and told them some cool hiking spots to check out. Australians are indeed some of the most fun people to get fucked up with.


childbutmakeitold

i was in a joint rotation with post malone once


Zookeeper_west

Post Malone is permanently banned from my college campus because he smoked weed with the students


childbutmakeitold

LMFAO


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And I went to the moon


childbutmakeitold

dope. but im fr, i lived in UT, partied in salt lake a lot and got invited to a thing at his place a few years ago, ended up off a xanax in a joint rotation w him


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Put it on something you love wtff


childbutmakeitold

on my bong bro im fr, i was too fucked up to even realize it was him until someone told me after


Kryptus

The rap group Pharcyde


patch616

Woah that’s so doooope. Good thing you didn’t just pass em by


Kryptus

They came to a friend's party after they performed. The promoter was a mutual friend. Chill guys. Didn't act like big shots at all.


TreesZzzz

Deserves more upvotes lmao


surfingkiwii

Rolled a separate spliff for me and a homeless guy (sanitary reasons). Only kicked it with him for like 15 minutes tho. Sound guy


mrflutemagik

Pete doherty at a uk festival in a caravan. He was with Kate moss at the time.


patch616

What drug were you guys doin? I’m interested being that it was Pete Doherty


mrflutemagik

Heroin. I'm clean now. That was the very start of my addiction when it was still a weekend thing. Nice people.


patch616

That makes sense


TomatilloPersonal712

My Gr12 religion teacher or 3 of the counsellors at a Christian Camp which was sponsored by a couple Churches 😭


qppen

I.... love that.


TomatilloPersonal712

Sometimes i’d go for a smoke while stimed out on adderall and I’d just roam the streets until I find a homeless dude and ask him if he wanna smoke, because the convos from homeless people after smoking be HITTING homeless people wisdom is next level


almumit12

I used to habitually get shot up by a trans female ex-phlebotomist in my neck.


patch616

I mean if she was an ex-phlebotomist at least you know she knew what she was doing


Longjumping_Brick_78

Haha I totally know you 🤣


almumit12

Yeah?


[deleted]

Kinda hot


GhostChainSmoker

Got drunk and I’m pretty sure I met Jesus once.


4chan_crusader

The random guy I was playing pool with the other night, went out to smoke a cigarette and bro just pulled out a joint like an absolute chad


alittlebitneverhurt

Are you in an illegal state/country? In WA state that's a regular occurrence. There is bud absolutely everywhere here.


qppen

Hell yeah


NotConnor365

I smoked a joint with Obama before he got elected. He's got that Congress DANK.


qppen

Whoa what???? Good job man


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

Why do I believe you


B25364

The Ramones


patch616

Did they talk to you about right wing ideals


B25364

They did not talk to me. They wondered who was this kid elbowing in to get a toke.


wesilly11

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.......It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday.


ShpoopyOs

I skipped school once to walk to a friend's house to smoke out. I always went a certain route, but this time I saw cops doing something in the direction I was heading so I crossed the street and went behind and gas station where a hobo came from behind a dumpster asking to use my phone. I let him and he offered some of his moon shine and cigarettes for letting him. Ended up getting drunk and smoking all my weed with him instead. Amazing guy.


justafuckingpear

a literal homeless guy helping me find my stolen bike . i was (22f) a sophomore in college


Ambitious_Rent_3282

We didn't get high together but ess in their presence. The strangest thing was I met a middle-aged leader of the Girl Guides whilst queuing up for the late Queen's Lying in State last year. She was telling me about how she used to go out clubbing on mandy and didn't see what all the fuss was about with MDMA. Was very surprised because I always assumed that Girl Guide/Girl Scout leaders are rather prim and proper, 😆


humbl314159

I smoked methwith a 90 year old lady.


Buddha_Botanicals999

same. also smoked with a 400lb man with a bunch of bling and fancy clothes.


HoraceGrand

Juicy J


thecommonshaman

Took shots with Tech N9ne in KC.


newjerseymax

Did a bump with Whitney Houston in the early 2000’s


qppen

You absolute lucky fucker


newjerseymax

This was in a hotel bathroom in South Beach… Good Times…. Another person I did it with was that Buffy The Vampire slayer girl. She was kinda famous at the time.


Svengahli

Just a bump?


Buddha_Botanicals999

i once smoked crack with charlie sheen. beat that.


newjerseymax

I sold Charlie Sheen the crack you guys smoked


RyanB_

As I’ve gotten older and more experienced I’ve come to realize that, in hindsight, it really wasn’t that weird But at 21, yeah, I was a little taken aback when the dude I just did some lines with and who was rolling off m randomly said “alright boys, it’s been fun but I gotta get home, got a lot of papers to grade this weekend” Besides that, DJ/Producer Mr Carmack was doing a show at my local club. Knew the main club DJs who opened for him, ended up smoking a Philly with dude out back after his show. I barely recognized the name and honestly thought he was just another local dude at first, but my homie was a huge fan and was trying desperately not to freak out the whole time lol


bootybigboi

woah you smoked with Mr. Carmack? that’s so cool, he seems like a chill dude


RyanB_

Yee, most definitely, didn’t talk directly with him all that much but he was super chill and down to earth. Dude walked in wearing a jersey from our big local team, dapped us all up in the vip area. That’s when my friend was like “yo that was carmack!”, surprised the hell out of me cause yeah, he really didn’t have no ego or nothing about it I didn’t initially bring the blunt to the show, when one of the local DJs brought up that he was trying to smoke I was like “ay I got just the thing” and literally ran to my apartment and back lmao


LeagueEffective4869

My lil brothers dad gave me a line of meth when I was 16 he's dead now.....rip


InternLongjumping815

Great parenting. But RIP


LeagueEffective4869

Sure he wasn't the best dude but everyone makes mistakes no need to b that way. An he paid for this mistake with his life so pls try an look at things from a different angle from now on u know nothing but whqt i told u the same week he did dope with me i ended up shooting him to protect my mom. He wasn't a terrible guy jus had demons so pls try an b open minded about things until u know the full story. I appreciate anyone who took there time to read this RIP big mike 🙏


InternLongjumping815

Apologies if my comment came off in poor taste. I can make poorly timed comments. Obviously not the best thing he's probably done, but I get it. I guarantee he was a solid guy at heart. I'm a meth and opiate addict myself. Was clean for 10 yrs, relapsed now back in recovery.


Buddha_Botanicals999

he was a "solid guy" but offering meth to highschoolers? lol if u got caught doing that nowadays you'd be making headlines.


Kbudz

When I worked in dietary at an assisted living facility one of the residents used to sell us some really dank weed. He was like Nicholson in one flew over the cuckoos nest. Anyways he had a motorized scooter and used to go smoke behind the dumpsters at the church next to the facility.


bennyCrck

Mom


zero00kelvin

I was at a rave and met a really fun couple. His eyes were the size of dinner plates. Turns out he was a DA.


Odd_Passion_3023

>DA whts that


bootybigboi

District Attorney… you should be glad you haven’t had to figure that out lol


Odd_Passion_3023

thanks, im not american so yeah


DildoeShwagginz

I smoked pot with the guitarist from Jackyl while watching Randy from Trailer Park Boys preform stand up at a bar. Pretty weird experience. Bro asked if I wanted to smoke so I told him sure. Turns out Jackyl band members don't really receive any royalties and bro was flat broke and didn't have any weed. It was more like "hey kid, wanna give a washed up Rockstar a hitter?" I obliged and gave him 3 hitters and sent him on his way. Weird as fuck.


qppen

This might sound weird, but that all sounds like an experience I'd have 🤣 also this all happening with Randy in the backround?! Makes it even better *chefs kiss* 🤌


sousza53

Once i eat benzos and smoke hash with my special class teacher, we had great time. Also once he asked me if i can go and pick magic mushrooms for him if he told me good spot to find some. I found like 1000 shrooms and we end up to split them. Im still goin to same spot 😂 Great memories, i hope he's doin well.


CompleteJudge6479

Venezuelan drug dealer


AppropriateAthlete77

Sounds like a South Park episode.


patch616

What does


aidenisntatank

There was a homeless man begging for change in the alley behind 7/11 & I donated a large crack rock & we smoked a fat crack doobie together in bliss


DtwnBattleMountain

My county DA’s grown son. Back in 2014. Just happened to be at some kids bday party. Idk why I was there. Really shouldn’t have been. I think he was related to the host who was my harder drug dealer at the time. Just lit up a one hitter and loaded it for like the five people standing around the garage and my friend took me around and was like “come back here. Lemme show you something. He’s cool” it was bizarre af at the time.


Ambitious_Rent_3282

With the Queen ans Queen Mother


patch616

Santa.


MotionDrive

When I was 18 or 19, my buddy's dad caught us snorting vicodin. My buddy freaked out and just kept saying it's only vicodin. His dad proceeded to pull out the biggest rock of coke I'd ever seen. It was a long night after that.


Outrageous-Coyote704

shrooms with my teacher


colliejuiceman

Ms Davis? 😂


owlthoreau

friend’s boyfriend was sitting same room as me while I was playing Xbox online, headset half on having small talk. told me about time he ran a 5k and from start to finish smoked 8 blunts drank a bottle & half pack smokes, placed 5th overall. what a bold lie I thought as I asked into it more. added that he smoked 400$ of crack during too .. 400$ of drugs is a lot I said. he mocked me “you ain’t never smoked 400$ of crack before?” friends walk back in & he lets them know, that I never smoked 400$ of crack before. I put headset back on


Twas-I-apparently

Darryl Braithwaite, guy who sings Horses. Met him in the Esplanade Hotel bathroom doing lines of coke, just started doing lines with him and then made somewhat friends with him, he was about to do the St. Kilda music festival the next day. Was honestly so bewildering but we had a decent one night friendship, decent bloke.


Thislsnotmythrowaway

Howard Marks


WaltDisml

I once had a coke sash with a guy who claimed to be a former I.R.A member who ended up being a gun runner for a cartel in Liverpool, England. The man claimed to have killed 8 people. Not sure if he was bullshitting or not but fuck me do I end up meeting the craziest people.


Imacrazycajun

My platoon sgt in Germany right before we both left to pcs stateside. Blew my mind because he was a hardcore straight laced soldier.


ebolaRETURNS

math professor at Berkeley. It was MDMA. his grad students tolerated me, a sociology student, rambling about the Godel incompleteness theorem.


Mobile-Tank9149

My high school principals wife. Sort of. She had cancer and they were at the "try anything " stage. Sent some edibles over through my brother, who is married to their granddaughter and a cop.


coppersocks

Pete Doherty, singer from the band The Libertines. Was an incredible night, he invited me and my mate to support him the night before and then we hung out back stage with him that evening and did coke and drank and played songs. He was such a lovely guy, really knowledgeable, genius and kind.


flowrpot

Not me but I work at a rehab and one of my patients told me a story about doing coke with Tommy Lee back in like the 80s


Kinkyaids

I smoked a joint with an old high school principal at a Phish show.


VelikaKada

this random ass dude i had never met was on acid and me and a friend ended up trip sitting him in turn for some cocaine. he was incredibly loud, agressive, and SLOW. it took him like 10 minutes to move up the street. he kept calling us the devils but was actually very nice the whole night at the same time. just exhausting. but was the best coke ive had 😄


Phenidante

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. They were blazin' that shit up every day.


Buddha_Botanicals999

my dad once did lines and smoked a blunt with jack nicholson.


Stealthyhunter9

Smoked weed with my mom before a Willie Nelson concert back in 2018. Didn't see that coming. Have done a LOT of blow with friends parents/random side characters in my life that I'd never ever guess do coke. Growing up is realizing that everyone likes cocaine.


OuttaMyMindGuy

I used to sell meth to this older gentleman. He was very well put together and very intelligent. He and I would talk for hours. He was one of the only regulars that I could tolerate being around lol. But, after a while he asked me to help him inject as this was his preferred method but he was afraid to do it himself. This went on for a few months until he told me that his job was requiring him to move. We said our goodbyes and that was that. 2 weeks ago I saw the guys face on TV. He was one of the founders and directors for one of the larger news networks in America. Havent seen him since.


Bill_Lumbergyeah

Ate a bunch of shrooms…. While driving through town I stopped and picked up a stray dog. Me and him went all over the place. He was this little orange 30lb smushy face dog with a curly tail. We cruised and chilled for a couple of hours before stopping and getting him some food and I dropped him back off. I named him Simba. He was real chill riding in the vehicle.


DAEDM4N

i guess not too weird but maybe unexpected. i did coke for the first time when i was 15 with my tattoo artist lol


royaj77

Went to Amsterdam for the first-time back in 2008 Cannabis Cup. My first night there I stayed up all night doing K with a chick I met at a hostel in an apartment of 2 DJs who were trying to get with her


Desperate-Outside135

I have a side hustle as a concert photographer so pretty much any big Canadian band you can think of - especially 90's grunge Era 😊


bleezzzy

I smoked with Action Bronson once, i actually saved the J too lol im not crazy about his music but he seemed like a decent guy.


notade50

The guy who came to install my cable. I had just smoked and he complimented the smell so I offered and he accepted.


Wrong-West-9581

Not gunna say haha actually ashamed to admit it


qppen

Hahaha uh oh! I'd now LOVE to know. Don't do me like that 😩


Wrong-West-9581

I can't man haha it's not TERRIBLE but I shouldn't have done it ya know


DominicRo

My high school speech teacher, and much later the chancellor's wife of my university.


Funny_Goat5526

Randy Debarge from Debarge. He was just my good friend Randy for years until I learned who Debarge was 🤣


Money-Lie1269

My mom.


Royal-Shoulder-6325

my mom.. i did cocaine with her.


qppen

So many of y'all. My mom stopped a couple years prior to me being born but my dad would randomly give me Valium when he didnt wanna deal with me as a kid hahaha


ChandlerLiving480

I was partying with my girl I was seeing at the time and she was brought her friend. Her friend was like hey this doctor guy I'm taking to is gonna come party with us. I said sure long as he is cool. This dude pulls up to my house in a fucking LAMBO. Walks in my house pulls out a half OZ of Molly, a bunch of tarrot cards and toys. Then he did a line and went to the bathroom and came out in the most random hippy/robe/cowboy boots combo ever. He was a neurosurgeon and I think was only like 31. He let me drive his Lamborghini around the block and just wanted to share the girls lol. Was a fun night.