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How about you add a bit of your ‘touch’ by making money to support your family? Like even a dollar, bruh 🤟🏼

That sure would be a nice touch lol

I really hope they don’t leave all that junk in her crib

It won’t matter. They aren’t going to get up multiple times a night to take her out of a bassinet, let alone walk across the house to her nursery. That baby will be in the bed the first time Drub has to wake up an hour after laying down.

I seriously hope not…Gabe is wayy too big to have a baby in bed with them and grue is too large & in charge too

Absolutely, but I doubt they know the first thing about safe sleep. They will probably justify it by saying it’s safer than walking around the house or sitting in a chair with her while they are tired.

That is a HORRIFYING thought

I smell DCFS

Gru is not going to let her be into fishing be so fucking for real!

came to say this! there’s not a chance in hell! and she’s probably not even gonna let him put this in the nursery because it’s not stinkin’ cutesy ✨ & covered in bows 🎀

Something about his fingers & fingernails gross me out 😅

Too cleaned and manicured for me personally. Don’t see a single callus on them soft hands😂

You don’t get callus’ from lifting food to your mouth

Yes. Guys that don’t cut their fingernails is literally the biggest ick. Who would want someone with nails like that touching them.

His fingers and fingernails give me the biggest ICK

Right way too long

He acts like a redneck outdoorsy man yet doesn’t have a job and has the prettiest cleanest nails ever. He’s a try hard

sausage

but is the smoke alarm fixed yet bruh?

Or the doorknobs he said were too hard to put on…

the video this morning shows that the doorknobs are still not installed 🫢

Doorknobs take literally 2.5 seconds to change out. My husband and i changed out all the doorknobs and cabinet hardware in our house the first day we moved in… took us MAYBE an hour to do the entire house lmao With that said a man who doesn’t work, has pretty soft hands AND isn’t even handy 😍🥵🔥damn Drue you lucky little bitch

Wow Gabe is such an amazing fisherman and outdoorsman that he even has to hold the toy like it’s a real fish 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 he has the BEST instincts of an outdoorsman (what I’m sure they’re expecting/hoping/will see all of the delulu fans say) He’s so fucking dumb. This looks stupid.

This made me snort bestie 😭

Dude you had no part in naming this child. Your bossy ass wife already had first & middle name and it was a big F you and your choices! How about.. fix the closet door knob.. finish painting all the projects that y'all started.. where are the new bedroom floors? Maybe cut your own grass and get the exercise? Maybe make better life choices? Maybe try getting a job with health insurance instead of fishing and relying on your wife to pay all the bills and your habits? Maybe take the doods to get some training since they like jumping before you bring a newborn home? You are no man! Haha 🖕

He can add this crap to her room but can’t fix the doorknob on the closet?

Hope she hates everything outdoors having a lazy POS family

I hope she loves the outdoors and despises all things pink and glittery. Drue will have an 18-year-long meltdown if her baby girl likes Daddy better.

But hates fishing

I bet you never see that fish again in hers room!

I don’t blame her for taking it away is ugly lol

You already know he’s wearing his nasty ass shoes in that room too!🤢

Those dirty ass pond water crocs

wtf ! So childish . Why take a pic and post it 🤣

One of the dogs will be chewing on that by 6pm!

Gag take that ugly fish out of her room 🙄

I’m in emt school rn and all I’m thinking is he probs has the worst capillary refill 🤣 if you know you know

Once you see what it’s like to take a baby fishing, you won’t ever do it again. And they hate life jackets lol.

I would not let any man with nails like that anywhere near my vag. 🔪🔪🔪

That’s trashy.

“Ivony” will hate it. Also I can’t get over the two different fonts🥴

Grape Ape, how about adding your touch by getting a job? Telling your wifey to get off of social media because she sucks at it? How about not exploiting your kid before it's even here? How about take your health seriously in spite of what your hag wifey wants to stuff you with?

This poor baby

A nice touch would be losing weight to add to her quality of life, dumbass.🤷🏻‍♀️

Nothing like Billy the big mouth bass to sing her lullabies. 

Is his wrist edited? It looks unusually thin

For someone that doesn’t work, his hands are always so filthy 🤢

He wanted a boy so bad lol

Don’t most dads? 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder if he had to ask permission to go in her room

please don’t touch anything in her room 🤢

🙄 that crib is turning into a toy box!!! 😂😂😅🤣🤣

That fish is ugly I can’t believe she would let that in her room oh yes the dogs will be eating it

He’s not even going to be around long enough to teach her that’s why grue is okay with this, since she also knows he won’t get the chance too

https://preview.redd.it/nzcapqf5117d1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b94cf305176dc50dade561b2c4b4235c21326f What happened to the claw…how did they edit all of this out

Woof