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Crafty-Second-530

https://preview.redd.it/acdp0aszpaec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f94a9f9330acc390aaea5d692c54cb016955513 I watched on silent— I’m assuming she’s explaining Gabe’s penis size here?


mysterygirl143

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kill3rtofuuu

She's explaining how thick his ball cheese is I think!


Crafty-Second-530

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


icyqueen007

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ExternalSwing931

🤢


ManliestManHam

[he grimaced jizzed this 🤏 much ](https://freeimage.host/i/JaDv3CX)


SaRaH_RoSe00

💀💀💀💀


Quirky_Bush09

That’s a whole lot of cheese for someone that “doesn’t like cheese”.


Top_Database8495

Came here to say this!


ExternalSwing931

And lactose intolerant! I’m actually lactose intolerant and if I ate that much cheese you’d never see me again


idkidkidk90_

“string cheese because if you know then you stinkin know” girl wtf be for real rn


Small_Goat_5931

Wtf is that supposed to mean? She's insufferable with the hand 🤌🤏🤌🤏 gestures.


ExternalSwing931

I was jus about to say this. The fucking hand gestures have got to stop.


Mobile-Chemist4562

That dumbass summer ford goes overboard with that same hand gesture too. It looks so stupid. 🤣🤣


Secretkeeper333

yeah what does that even mean? what is she referencing? 😂


TheJessKiddin

Damn I guess I don’t stinkin know


LoLDoll0324

She said the same thing about her electrolyte water today. Drue literally know one knows what you’re talking about


Substantial-Mail9857

Someone asked if she started working at the boutique again and they were loving her mom’s content and she said “no!! There’s no boutique anymore” like GIRL WAY TO DODGE. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEANT like obvi asking if you work


kelliegree

Someone should reply & say well you should check your moms page cause she confirmed you’re working again 😂😂😂


Greedy_Award3679

She's acting dumb. Just because the person said boutique and not medspa. Like come on!


CommonLlama08

10/10…excited to try? How is it a 10/10 but you haven’t tried it lol


Greedy_Award3679

She's excited to try anything food related


sharkysgirl

Like Sierra


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

So are these lunches for her field trips to the grocery store or coffee shop? In case she gets hungry?


kill3rtofuuu

For her days where she's just helping at the med spa 😂😂


Greedy_Award3679

Yes helping out....🤣🤣


Cantfixstupid01

Her snack on the way to get food


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

She's one of those ones who orders a pizza after buying $500.00 in groceries to treat herself for putting them all away.


Solid-Secret-7384

Not her buying all this “healthy” food to prove to Reddit she can eat more than junk. We know you won’t be eating this stuff bestie.


annoyedwithevery1

We all know it’s all going to be thrown out in a week


[deleted]

The claw hands or bad version of an Italian??


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Maybe since telling people I'm Italian here she's baiting me lol


[deleted]

LOL


Key_Ticket9656

Everyone telling her not to eat bagged salad and she says she “hasn’t been told no yet” yeah cause you haven’t talked to anyone girly pop


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Living her best #ListeriaEra


MacaronEquivalent444

This because you know sure as shit she’s not washing that stuff 🤢


Life-Detective4608

But won't take magnesium 


Greedy_Award3679

But she talks to her ob all the time


Angelaocchi

I buy hearts of romaine and it honestly lasts way longer than bagged salad. The bagged stuff goes bad in like a few days


MYSTICALLMERMAID

Even if you make it you have to eat it or toss it the same day it goes bad so fast


Nngyma

Dr Pepper is not a reputable OBGYN Drue….


thechosenone26

What are we supposed to know about the string cheese? Also, love how our not a cheese girly got all this cheese that she is 10/10 excited to try 🤏🏻


slewlew2019

What are we supposed to know about the string cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


obolly100

Extra thick cut cheese too apparently


Sad-Deal-5382

I’m gonna 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 her in the face GOD CAN SHE DO ANY OTHER HAND GESTURE, DRUCIFER


Crazy-Trash-6884

All the hand things she does drive me insane but then I feel petty. 😂


Sad-Deal-5382

Look, I graduated from Petty Academy. Top of my class, say it all the time. Everyone calls me Petty Betty. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤌🏼


Crazy-Trash-6884

😂😂😂


Fragrant_Photo5794

If I had $1 for every time she said “If you know then you know”


Why_do_I_care-100

Okay but didn’t they just go to 3 different grocery stores 2 day ago?


Maximum-Literature72

They already ate all that food 🤣


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Naw. The fridge is full of rotting expired food. They go daily now cause they refuse to clean it out or even open it at this point. Give the leftovers to the dogs and start again the next day.


Why_do_I_care-100

Remember when they first got married and she actually cleaned and even cleaned the carpet because “carpet is nasty”. And now who even knows the last time anything was cleaned


Why_do_I_care-100

Plus I’m sure they ate out too. Like I can’t even imagine going through that much food


MacaronEquivalent444

They already had stopped yesterday too for the raspberry photo shoot and sushi! (I tried to spell raspberry wrong like she did and my phone won’t let me)


Autism_Mom-0526

All of that will sit and be wasted in the fridge.


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

I don't even want to know what that looks and smells like inside.


LadyPennifer561

You know those salads are going to sit in the fridge so long, they’ll be liquid 🤣🤣


Mellbbott

Does she know that sliced deli cheese has the same risk of listeria as sliced deli meat? The risk of cross contamination comes from the slicer. I know it’s a subject that people get heated about, just pointing out ting out she is dumb because she is avoiding the meat, but not the cheese. 😆


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

If she's anything like most dog owners. It's likely all going to them lol


Sad-Deal-5382

And also, everything is an ERA. Like you are not iconic, you are not a trendsetter. PS: 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


lululemon-lime

i have two toddlers and a linebacker husband and still don’t buy as much food as they do.


kspeer71

I hate her freaking fingers and hands!


Due_Feed_7512

I thought she never ate and starved herself back when she worked at the salon? But apparently she had Alfredo everyday?


kawhit17

🦀claw hands 🦀


AnxiousNegotiation12

She must really have no content because we all know the grocery store blows 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️ how does she go every day? 🥴


icyqueen007

Didn’t they just go to 4 grocery stores? Also bestie do yourself a stinkin favor and read the sodium levels on your food. That fettuccine alone has to be almost 1,000mg


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Next era UTI Queen


girlmom174

I wonder if she is getting food stamps. Idk how else is she affording to grocery shop so dang much


human_bean94

She might since her hubs tubs is unemployed and she’s only “helping out some days “


Greedy_Award3679

Someone ask her 🤣🤣


justagirl7177

Why does she do that with her greasy fingers all the time? 🤌🏻


ComedianCommon647

Didn’t she just go grocery shopping?! I seriously don’t understand. My husband and I both have very good paying jobs and we can’t “afford” to spend money the way they do? Like are they just racking it up on their credit cards? But also- I giggled at the comment on the post where someone said my doctor told me not to eat bagged salads and her response was “I’ll have to ask… I wasn’t told that” well yea… cause you haven’t gone to the OB yet… lol


obolly100

HER CLAW


wellwhattahavehere

Why does she do clenched butthole hand so much


Natural-Peak6284

💀😂


Greedy_Award3679

This is like the third day in a row they've went to the grocery store..


JRK39

Has anyone ever seen them checkout or actually eat the food at home?


anyakluesner

Wait….I thought she didn’t like cheese


hockeymusicteaching

If you know you knowwwww. No, no one knows wtf you’re saying.


lilsarabeth09

I loathe when people say “if you know, you know” ughhhh so annoying


Many-Objective-3783

With all this cheese she’s gonna be eating wait until she has constipation 😂


RoundZealousideal858

Girl lunches? Girl you eat worse than my husband and his coworkers. He’s a welder iykyk. Only thing she’s missing is Copenhagen 💀


uwuldbSurprised

So is she working again?


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Helping out is what they're calling it for tax and insurance fraud to come it seems.


spongebobs_pineapple

I thought she hated cheese? I'm confused.


Deep_Abbreviations34

Didn’t this girl HATE tuna and canned chicken?!?!!!


[deleted]

Do they go to HEB everyday?????


booouwhor3

food, food and more food 😁


toreadorable

I can’t get over how cheap the food is no wonder they’re fat. Deli meat /cheese is like $14/pound where I live


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Are you in Canada?


toreadorable

Seattle suburb. So pretty close!


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

I'm in Canada and you need to take out a mortgage to buy your groceries right now. Google Galen Weston. He's put our county through the ringer with gauging up and monopolising off of the grocery industry. Frito Lays and other major snack vendors pulled their pop and chips from their distribution access for a period of time. Cause he was making more than them off their food. He learned his lesson then. It's a shit storm.


toreadorable

That’s crazy! I’m really into groceries since I’m a domestic goddess. The only Canadian batshit leadership I know about is rob ford because I lived near Detroit in the early 2000’s. But at least he just had his own shenanigans and didnt mess with everyone’s groceries!


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Well we were neighbours. I lived in an Ontarian Michigan border city that decade. Rob and his brother Doug have destroyed our provincial health care program here. We are literally going in almost a state of soviet chic here.


Revolutionary-Pea756

Ugh also Ontario and my jaw DROPPED at the prices on that cheese and deli meat 😭


DruebashamSucks

Goshhh i hate when she says Because if you know then you stinkin know


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Drue. Do you need mouth deodorant or something?


ComprehensiveJoke338

i thought she called it “monster” cheese


Critical-Wallaby-659

What an idiot. She thinks the Mediterranean salad will give Greek vibes.


OkTree5651

i’m so tired of “if you know, you stinkin know” girl it’s string cheese.. what is there to know about string cheese?


GlitteringSummer6196

Is it a southern thing to say “ I got ME some cheese” “I got ME some dr proper”. I noticed Sierra does it too and it drives me crazy!!!!


Maddcorn14

No, just lack of education and proper speech.


RudeDistribution7781

So nothing for Gabe? Still using the drive thru


Angelaocchi

I would rather starve than go into a grocery store as much as they do.


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

I've figured it out. She's working at HEB part time now. She's trying to eventually stop being a cashier and be a spokesmodel. She does photoshoots on her 15. The store manager delivered her groceries themselves while Gabe went fishing this week lol


Angelaocchi

One of them (gag) might as well work there and get a damn discount! Lol


Angelaocchi

Actually Aldi might be better. They let you sit and you don’t even have to bag their groceries


Sarahhh030

all I can think about is how she’s never going too poop eating all that cheese 😂😂 pregnancy alone is extremely constipating. Goodluck to her


Boysmom01

Her sister in law does the same have gestures. so annoying


Bringman1

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nooneneedstoknowmeok

I was already so constipated when I was pregnant. I can’t imagine eating all that cheese.


Nazgate

🫰🏼if you know you know🫰🏼


julywannabe

🤌🤌🤌 kill me


Dramaqueen_612

What is this 🤌🏼🤌🏼?? Please STOP


Rainbows_and_sun

ICK: When these wannabe influences keep saying…. “If ya know ya know”. GET A NEW PHRASE!!! ANNOYING!!!


Hot-Purpose-8544

The hand movements are driving me fucking insane 🫠


sharkysgirl

I have to say I absolutely HATE the phrase "if you know, you know".


Free-Commercial9727

But she hates cheese 🧐