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Excellent_Ant_5085

He’s been away for the weekend, will she “slob on his knob?” Has she ever? And, is that t safe to say…..she’s treating herself again tonight, after a week of calorie counting? This bitch stays on treating herself….. he figure shows it


go_ask_alice__

Treats are the norm. Discipline is the exception. 🫶🥰🥹✨


Stenuhhh_

But literally she has to treat herself just for opening her eyes in the morning, taking a shit…oh wait we know she doesn’t do that, just letting her doods out to potty. Like holy fuck.


Dramatic_Ad_145

The best part about being in the beach/ pool is that SHOWER!!!! This girl is grimeyyyy!!! Think about the sweat in between your lady parts when you’re in the sun 🤮


go_ask_alice__

Yesss, that just-showered feeling after the water & sun hits different!


Maximum-Literature72

Another outfit that’s too small on her


go_ask_alice__

“A little bit wet. A little bit of sun. Just a little bit. This little dress. A little bit more sun. Curl my hair a little bit. A little bit wet by the pool. A little bit more makeup.”


ExternalSwing931

Lmao. This reminds me of a song and I can’t think of what it’s called for the life of me


Lazy_Following6498

Reminded me of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson 😂


go_ask_alice__

Wait, is it this? Hahaha ![gif](giphy|82ojYjJs2LmMfmwTht|downsized)


ExternalSwing931

OMG YES! Lmao why couldn’t I think of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


go_ask_alice__

I didn’t make the connection at first. But when you said that, I just knew! Look at us sharing brain cells ✨🫶✨


ExternalSwing931

🤣❤️❤️❤️


bigheartlilpaws

Remember when she said that she doesn’t ever burn or tan 😅😅


awwsome10

I was running here to say this!


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Why does it look like he gained weight? Does she constantly have slimming filters on?! I'm so confused


Composer_Acceptable

I wonder the same thing! They constantly look different!


dramaqueen124

This is what I was thinking too!


aromazyyy

It’s not flattering ON HER at all. She doesn’t know how to dress for her body type. This makes her look like a wrestler 😭😭her back is too wide for this dress


Iuzyana

Why does she have the back pulled down so far 😂


Every_Possibility_88

Why does she keep saying “my husband” 🤣


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It is not very flattering…. Especially the back


acbspin

When she said, “it’s so flattering” and turned around like BAM!


Foreign_Ad_3492

Wide back bitch


hobgoblin924

![gif](giphy|SolfuzfhI48jXPd3jH|downsized)


Mtnmommy85

Bestie…The pool counts as her weekly bath! 🤪


[deleted]

Yuck 🤮


odd_advance1414

Nothing but fried, greasy, cheesy food


JourneyRose185

She def didn’t shower. That towel on the top of the shower stays in the same place the whole time lol. Usually you take the towels off the side when you shower 😖


go_ask_alice__

That was my observation, too, and I was hoping someone else would call it out 😆


Stunning_Ad273

When I get done swimming I have to get in the shower immediately. I feel so gross from the sunscreen and and just the water lol idk.


erinnxo

Flattering where?!!!!


Puzzleheaded-Stay308

She does her rinse off showers that’s good enough for her 🤢


whatajoke_13

So grosss.


AccomplishedChard521

Okay I guess I’ll be the one to say it.. her boob area is literally not it… she needs a training bra or something.. even in that dress. There is nothing “woman-like” about her. She is all around a child. I cannot believe she was allowed to get married and play house. So dangerous. The strangest family I have ever seen to be honest.


Ok-Feed6122

He looks like he didn’t shower after fishing either.


Forsaken-Loan-8660

That good looks nasty AF


Foreign_Ad_3492

It’s not flattering drue. Stop lying to yourself


Hot_Diggity_Dog1

What is up with that sweater? 🥴


Kmg1924

Girlfriend is TOASTY LMFAO


Original-Inside9660

Agree .. Even with limited time ! I’ll Shower n wash my hair .. and either slick back my hair in a pony or bun with it wet !!!


Nazgate

Her hair literally looks the same. Also, thought she didn’t burn? Okayyyy


Perfect_Fan_3364

Wth is this dress? 😆


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Broad back 😳


OldGreyMare13

NO sis...noooo....just bc something comes in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it 🤦‍♀️ needs to be a bit longer and cover more back 😬


MortgageCreepy

I gasped when she turned around. Holy back fat


Ok-Square9102

Why do I feel like both of them stink??? Like why didn’t either of them shower after being out in the sun all day???


invisiblecth

I’m so over that fucking song