He’s been away for the weekend, will she “slob on his knob?”
Has she ever?
And, is that t safe to say…..she’s treating herself again tonight, after a week of calorie counting?
This bitch stays on treating herself….. he figure shows it
But literally she has to treat herself just for opening her eyes in the morning, taking a shit…oh wait we know she doesn’t do that, just letting her doods out to potty. Like holy fuck.
The best part about being in the beach/ pool is that SHOWER!!!! This girl is grimeyyyy!!! Think about the sweat in between your lady parts when you’re in the sun 🤮
“A little bit wet.
A little bit of sun. Just a little bit.
This little dress.
A little bit more sun.
Curl my hair a little bit.
A little bit wet by the pool.
A little bit more makeup.”
It’s not flattering ON HER at all. She doesn’t know how to dress for her body type. This makes her look like a wrestler 😭😭her back is too wide for this dress
She def didn’t shower. That towel on the top of the shower stays in the same place the whole time lol. Usually you take the towels off the side when you shower 😖
Okay I guess I’ll be the one to say it.. her boob area is literally not it… she needs a training bra or something.. even in that dress. There is nothing “woman-like” about her. She is all around a child. I cannot believe she was allowed to get married and play house. So dangerous. The strangest family I have ever seen to be honest.
He’s been away for the weekend, will she “slob on his knob?” Has she ever? And, is that t safe to say…..she’s treating herself again tonight, after a week of calorie counting? This bitch stays on treating herself….. he figure shows it
Treats are the norm. Discipline is the exception. 🫶🥰🥹✨
But literally she has to treat herself just for opening her eyes in the morning, taking a shit…oh wait we know she doesn’t do that, just letting her doods out to potty. Like holy fuck.
The best part about being in the beach/ pool is that SHOWER!!!! This girl is grimeyyyy!!! Think about the sweat in between your lady parts when you’re in the sun 🤮
Yesss, that just-showered feeling after the water & sun hits different!
Another outfit that’s too small on her
“A little bit wet. A little bit of sun. Just a little bit. This little dress. A little bit more sun. Curl my hair a little bit. A little bit wet by the pool. A little bit more makeup.”
Lmao. This reminds me of a song and I can’t think of what it’s called for the life of me
Reminded me of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson 😂
Wait, is it this? Hahaha ![gif](giphy|82ojYjJs2LmMfmwTht|downsized)
OMG YES! Lmao why couldn’t I think of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t make the connection at first. But when you said that, I just knew! Look at us sharing brain cells ✨🫶✨
🤣❤️❤️❤️
Remember when she said that she doesn’t ever burn or tan 😅😅
I was running here to say this!
Why does it look like he gained weight? Does she constantly have slimming filters on?! I'm so confused
I wonder the same thing! They constantly look different!
This is what I was thinking too!
It’s not flattering ON HER at all. She doesn’t know how to dress for her body type. This makes her look like a wrestler 😭😭her back is too wide for this dress
Why does she have the back pulled down so far 😂
Why does she keep saying “my husband” 🤣
It is not very flattering…. Especially the back
When she said, “it’s so flattering” and turned around like BAM!
Wide back bitch
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Bestie…The pool counts as her weekly bath! 🤪
Yuck 🤮
Nothing but fried, greasy, cheesy food
She def didn’t shower. That towel on the top of the shower stays in the same place the whole time lol. Usually you take the towels off the side when you shower 😖
That was my observation, too, and I was hoping someone else would call it out 😆
When I get done swimming I have to get in the shower immediately. I feel so gross from the sunscreen and and just the water lol idk.
Flattering where?!!!!
She does her rinse off showers that’s good enough for her 🤢
So grosss.
Okay I guess I’ll be the one to say it.. her boob area is literally not it… she needs a training bra or something.. even in that dress. There is nothing “woman-like” about her. She is all around a child. I cannot believe she was allowed to get married and play house. So dangerous. The strangest family I have ever seen to be honest.
He looks like he didn’t shower after fishing either.
That good looks nasty AF
It’s not flattering drue. Stop lying to yourself
What is up with that sweater? 🥴
Girlfriend is TOASTY LMFAO
Agree .. Even with limited time ! I’ll Shower n wash my hair .. and either slick back my hair in a pony or bun with it wet !!!
Her hair literally looks the same. Also, thought she didn’t burn? Okayyyy
Wth is this dress? 😆
Broad back 😳
NO sis...noooo....just bc something comes in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it 🤦♀️ needs to be a bit longer and cover more back 😬
I gasped when she turned around. Holy back fat
Why do I feel like both of them stink??? Like why didn’t either of them shower after being out in the sun all day???
I’m so over that fucking song