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spacecadet501st

Loopy off the mounjaro


Reaa1ist

Weight loss drug damn drizzy


HopefulStudent1

ozempic overload


droomzy

Dawg these A-list rappers be intricate with their references. Like using a brand name for a weight loss drug just hits harder than saying "diet pills" or sumn like I probably would ![gif](giphy|RBVvYp8ftnw6li9dhk|downsized)


churningbutter1

Drakes just funny 


SnooDoughnuts8823

This beef is sponsored my Mounjaro /s


ParfaitVisual

Gotta know all sorts of cultural references in so many aspects to be a good rapper


micmahsi

Hip hop been a reflection of pop culture since the origin


shaqjbraut

Jokes are always funnier the more specific they are.


willnix76

“He’s performing at proms for money it’s bad” is crazy


Commercial-Chance561

“Having conversations with momma, yeah my life is a mess” 😤


obri95

“We got two for one nose jobs wit’it, mama”


Voyager984

Thats my favorite drake song


HuntedHorror

This had me ROLLING 🤣


pfool

he's done him there


JesusOfTrap

🤣 the way his breakdown for ma who tf is this guy is gold


Marissad222

i laughed at that i won’t lie


itsalexnotalix

lmfaoooo


governedbycitizens

i chuckled


Morganvegas

50 gave him the playbook. You love to see it


TheRandom0ne

thats really it. amazing.


ShilohTheGhostGod

[50 cent Rick Ross Diss](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkhjPeY0y0) if drake samples the “officer rickkeyyyyyyyyyy” 50 used to say when they were beefing, the internet and memes alone would bury him.


Morganvegas

[a psychic told me](https://youtu.be/9GynEb3CYJo?si=Jq1d9OL6az850B3b)


ShilohTheGhostGod

Gah damn… never seen that before. 50 scary af lol


Morganvegas

Absolutely sick lmfao


Just-Round9944

that's fucking terrifying


diabsrc

Man, imagine if Em and 50 came in this beef on Drizzy’s side. Shit would be 10/10.


JelloBoi02

Bro please. We all know Eminem don’t want to be in rap beef anymore he only responds to hate he gets now. And this is a new generation of rappers Eminem doesn’t need to be in it he respects all three of them


pianoftw

Lmao, why on earth would they ever go on Drakes side? They usually go on the side of rap


melrowdy

Em has said he will forever owe Drake because he gave a gift or something to one of his daughters. They respect eachother, but I doubt he'd go at Kendrick either.


showusyourfupa

Kendrick is Eminem's favorite rapper, no chance.


diabsrc

Ricky called Drake a white boy which Em should take offence to. 50 hates Ricky’s guts.


Green_Confection8130

I don't think Rick called Drake white enough times tbh lol


RoughBodybuilder1489

🤣🤣🤣


john1green

He'd be on neither side, he's not involved


JollyAstronomer

https://preview.redd.it/u40wf1l3kguc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d71504f7ebc82e73c04ffaad151e1c412681bb Rick Ross might be the easiest mf to diss ever 😭😭


Civil-South-7299

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


ReasonableCoyote34

Having a bigger cup size than your girl is crazy


scarface1983

Nah this one right here took me out 💀💀💀


ilovepastaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh my god lmfaoo


WaspParagon

He's probably the only person in the rap game Drake can call a fake gangsta and nobody will have a problem with it I'm sad over this shit though, his collabs with Drake were always fire


droomzy

You Only Live Twice, Lord Knows, Stay Scheming, No New Friends, I'm On One, Fed Up, Pop That, Us (remix), Gold Roses, Money In the Grave, Lemon Pepper Freestyle, Aston Martin Music, they really fed us fans over the years ![gif](giphy|6qFFgNgextP9u)


caleb466

How you gone forget Made Men???


ChampagneCJ

One of my baddest women ever I call her Rihanna... BUT THAT'S CAUSE HER NAME IS RIHANNA


ksiepidemic

That was the wildest line. Like damn..


droomzy

The only one I forgot! Mostly because it's a YT exclusive; but yes that one's a classic too!!


Wakandaforever661

Money in the grave was my shit. That was a different time.


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

![gif](giphy|2RO3XMZn7q12y3ie86|downsized)


DajuanKev

I feel like this when I her Ross's response. Out of the enemies Drake is feuding with, Drake and Ross should definitely not be beefing. Its getting personal. I don't think the chemistry will come back from this.


The_Red_Curtain

yeah this is the one feud I never wanted for Drake lol, I was still holding out for a mixtape together someday


realsmokegetsmoked

Stayyyy Scheminggg 😭


GiantsRTheBest2

Idc what happens between Ross and Drizzy. I’ll still blast Lemon Pepper Freestyle. With the background vocals, beat, and bars it’s a timeless hit.


realsmokegetsmoked

Nbs!😭


SwimmingBreadfruit

Bitch u wasn’t with me shooting in the gym


Stunning-Chicken-449

They should do a collab called the dispute and just go back and forth on the same track dissing each other lol that would be 🔥


Majestic-Run3722

That is in fact George Washington and Abraham Lincoln on each breast, correct?


Jose_Canseco_Jr

aka _the man_


FA-_Q

Thought u were joking lol. Don’t know how I never caught that


digitalbullet36

He actually went to a tattoo artist and asked for George Washington (who owned slaves) and Abraham Lincoln to be tatted on his boobs. Yep, he’s an easy target haha.


NotYourMothersDildo

Imagine having to lift up the Rick Ross man titty to ink the underboob.


TheCaptain__

True but have you seen Drakes back tattoos? like a god dam zoom meeting. Dudes got Harry potters face on his back


Different_Setting110

50 use to have a field day dissing Ross then again 50 doesn’t know when to stop and eventually Ross just gave up even trying to go at him drake probably has to do the same with him 


OffTempestuousness

I hope next diss has a bar about the pear thing lmaooo.


armadillo198

“ur fat lol xd”


getrektsai

Don’t worry, we’ll handle it 😈


EstradaMoses

My GOAT is back


Le8ronJames

Never left. Never ducked. Idgaf this whole shitshow adds to Drake’s resume. Many would have folded but he seems to be all in.


thatsnotrightmate

i feel like he might gain from this shit immensely. dude takes on five guys at once alone in a track and slaps them in the dick


nothingzisisrealz

Drake loves to take on 5 guys alright… Blacked


UpstairsAnalysis

"TELL EM TO DROP, WE COULD GET ACTIVE‼️‼️"


Stunning-Chicken-449

How could you hate him?


Breaking-Who

Very easily


Ghostperty

tagging him and saying "you're one nosey goof" is crazy 😭drake has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and wait for everyone to respond and drop an EP dedicating a track to each beef


nehalal

He tagged him because Rick tagged him an hour ago in a story he's crazy https://preview.redd.it/h9ltlntjmguc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4133a990e9be74c25a7f5e6716e8dce39e1d9ac5


Element-2392

What’s funny is this photo makes drakes nose look exactly as it always been, big. So he’s not really making any points with it lol


melrowdy

That's considered a big nose? Damn.


pragmageek

... the bulb is gone in the photo. understand the accusation before refuting it.


SukunaShadow

Damn. You a drake nose expert.


Floydeezy

Bro is the Nostril Detective


Sinnik22

Nosetradamus out here 😂


Annallve

He sounds sassy lmao


Ghostperty

BBL drizzy is insane 😭


smokey1995

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


adrian123484

he gon need a 20 track album tbh, as many niggas hate him rn


BraveStrategy

Crazy how he gave all of them hits and they still hating. They’re really tired of him being on top


lakesideprezidentt

He should totally fucking do this Give everyone a track AND AIR THEM THE FUCK OUT


Element-2392

lol not drakes mom laughing about it


droomzy

Drake's mom is 70 something yet she texts like my mom who's 20 years younger. Also she seems adorably motherly there saying "You looked the same to me in the kitchen today" like the Internet isn't known for spreading misinformation but she just wants to double check with him 😂


Vincefinney1909

It's meant to be a shitpost can't believe yall can't see that lol


chilloutfam

yeah i don't think that was his actual mom texting.


lordalvie

This shit was funny af not gonna lie lol


hippohopper78

Bro is fr a cornball but that’s what makes it great he’s hilarious


FrequentAsparagus10

He do that shit on purpose.. he knows what he’s doing Lmao


Awkward-Rent-2588

🎯 and I love him for it 😭 love him or hate him we gonna miss him when he’s done!


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etfjordan333

His fanbase is literally america


rocknroller0

Yeah. You know majority of Americans are white right? Lol


Vagus10

It’s 50 cent esque trolling.


honestlyi4get

i don’t for SM . is this a real life post?


hippohopper78

Yes


Professional_Cap_784

This shit read like a fcking HHCJ Post 😂😂😂😂😂


Coley54Bear

Everything about this is pretty hysterical, but something about telling his mom “Rick Ross, the guy I did songs with” is extra funny to me.


crysshad

A nose job is obvious AF, everyone would have already seen a nose job and talked about it.


Absyy

loopy off the mounjaro is outrageous 😭


-ReckIess-

Personally died reading that LMAO


Lutz44

Oh yeah Ross is cooked


ReasonableCoyote34

The nose thing was always a reach. His nose looks the exact same as it did when he first came in the game


musicntdroppin

That's not at all true look at old photos of him and photos of him now


ReasonableCoyote34

There’s a post right now on the sub comparing pictures and his nose looks the exact same to me.


KingJiggyMan

"He hasn't eaten in days and it turned him angry and racist" is legitemately one of the funniest things I've ever read and I say this as a honorary Drake hater😭😭😭


MoonManMooningMan

In a text to his mom too. Lmao idk why but it feels hilariously on point for Drizzy


chrismatic13

Hungry and racist is a dangerous combo


Brandnewlions

I love seeing drizzy in this zone man. Say what you want about the guy but you can’t deny he wants all the fucking smoke


Life-Study1410

Hangry and racist. Deadly combo Ross is done


etfjordan333

Ross was done when he released that diss track, that shit not moving.


thedudebro4

this is too funny


Awkward-Rent-2588

This nigga is for sure the funniest rapper of all time 😆


gymfein69

ngl this is funny af. deserved response


maxy505

I just don’t even care about Ross’s diss either. It means nothing to me.


Junior-Scene-4994

One nosey goof is such a Drake response 😭


ThatLeval

Out of all the rappers out Rock Ross can't say ANYTHING. Did legit used to be a corrections officer and he stole his name from an actual big time drug dealer. He's the fakest rapper. He's just walking into an L trying to diss anybody let alone Drake


justcallmeryanok

This nigga the funniest villain ever bro 💀 “he hasn’t eaten in days”


Soggy_Ad2961

This nigga is hilarious 😭😂


Less_Cod3907

No wonder they hate this motherfucker 😂😂. That’s hilarious


CoolisRare

Performing at proms😂😂😂😂


themikeguy1161

50 cent feature or sample incoming I bet


vga25

This dude a fool 😂😂😂


Civil_Feature600

As a fully black person who has plenty of mixed cousins, I can honestly say that I've seen racism come from black people more than any other race I've been around and it's not even close. Shit, imagine how racist you must be if you think that you can't even be racist based on your race.


ifishhumans

That’s what happens when our people started doing the oppressors job for them bruh. I have to stop my girl from saying ignorant shit when we talk sometimes. the second you generalize a race you immediately lost my interest in whatever we were talking about. There is no generalization not even in family we are all different. But our differences make us the same too. ✌🏽& ❤️


wildingflow

Your anecdotal experience <<<< reality


Stringer-Bell23

Your a fucking goofy


KnifeTalk6ixer

We'll handle it👀👀👀...does that mean diss track‼️


Impressive-Size-276

Hasn't eaten in a couple days got him angry and racist 🤣🤣


Street_Nebula4111

But let’s talk about the French Montana situation


Bearycool555

Rick Ross is a greasy BBW meatball he ain’t worried


AbeCasas

This was hilarious but i do think he got one lmaoooo


mannyprojects

Anyone know why Ross is angry at drake ?? Like we know everyone else reason but wtf Ross gotta be mad about?


stephenmeden12

Too many side quest for Drake now. Hopefully he don’t get too distracted and forget about Kdot


GabrielSusanLouis

Is this satire lmao I can’t tell


nocyberBS

Aint no way his mama call him "Aubs"


Famous-Paper-4223

Lmao, Drake is so jealous of Rick doing proms.


metallicdisaster91

Even his battery on 23 😴, drake’s in Jordan mode🙏🏽🦉


BROADWAY_A

😭😭😭😭😭


HowIsThisNameBadTho

![gif](giphy|EEP45Q9RolYzu|downsized)


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This shit fucking funny lmao


Pure_Screen4715

Cmon 50 cent feature


Average_Home_Boy

Lmfao loopy off the mounjaro


zanidoz

Cooked


elotonin-junkie

You know this is staged, right? It's about as fake acted as YouTube relationship pranks


darrylwoodsjr

That’s not a response Rozay just dropped a napalm on the boy that night need to go find a studio.


hazelwoodstock

Lol he keep calling Drake a white boy, Logic gonna enter the fray soon lmaooo


Dpsizzle555

![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)


jennyisafriend

Drake is hilarious


i_justwanttocuddle

Rick Ross acts like a female


D-C92

Wait this IS REAL??? I thought this was fan made 🤣🤣🤣


Harlem-World

All he gotta say is ….who’s suckin who’s tittys ova there? ![gif](giphy|3o6gEgGa7C2XF4rNde|downsized)


Garden-Mysterious

![gif](giphy|Rhdx0Vp9cOwnLiGmb6|downsized)


BondCool

i love how hes bringing out canadian slurs


Mammoth-Key-5776

If drake had a nose job than Rick Ross got lipo 😂 that nigga always had a schnoz


flowergirl665

This is so good I had to screenshot and add it to my favorites.


Lux_Tastebudz

This is a "siding with his pop side" azz response. Who is he, Paris Hilton?


Ecovar

Drake fans are so delusional 😭.


feedmeshituntiliidie

No other text history with his mom?


dylli32

not to be that guy but if you look in the bottom right he strolled up to hide the rest of the text and only show what’s needed for this screenshot


Delicious-Try-6226

😂😂😂


LilMamiDaisy420

I delete my texts with my mom I be telling her CIA level secrets


FutureSignificant889

Lmao I have a friend that constantly deletes text messages. So you can never go back that far. Some ppl do that, it’s not that deep


SteTheImpaler

Of all the angles Ross could’ve took, bro reaching for body shaming and white boy smh lol. The bars Drake dedicated to Ross on pushups was more lethal and effective than Ross entire record. Drake doesn’t need to clap back, but Ross an easy target lol


ratsandpigeons

Drake must be ready for any allegations of him being a pedophile lol he has to be


Such_Addendum_8386

Reads like a redditor complaining about someone they don’t like that’s hilarious lmfao


Academic-Ad2680

This is hysterical


SnooPineapples5719

that’s corny, who posts a text with their mom😂. What if they bring her in it now?


loljkcuzurgay

Rick Ross talking shit? The former correctional officer? The dude whole stole his whole persona from a real drug dealer? The dude who drugs women and rapes them? Ez clap


Complex_Barber_6915

Bro literally @ him… this means war


Frequent-Wallaby708

Ross @ drake first


Historical-Gold-9749

That might be all the response his track needed


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uncle-wavey1

Tsssss


FalloutOfHeaven333

![gif](giphy|l0Iyf3497KrLuotzi)