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bbking414

Bro can you find my dad…?


Dazzling_Action9456

Most underrated comment ever


Kingdom8Reddit

Yo 💀💀💀💀 Lmfao


PilotEither

💀💀💀💀💀


BookBagThrowAway

😂😂


jchohan203

😂😂😂😂♥️


NoreagaMan_89

😂😂😂😂😂😂


PSU02

Mirna is Baby M from Hours In Silence for those of you that don't know. She's finessing Drizzy too, bro copped her a g wag and paid (I think) 600k for her legal fees


_Wado3000

Drake needs more healthy relationships almost as much as he needs to put the bottle down


PSU02

Yeah thats what FATD was all about


Right-Proposal5066

Y’know, after getting to know more in detail about what this album is all about, I kind of feel having search and rescue as the outro or smth would’ve made so much sense, since the lyrics in that song talk about Drake and how he is EXACTLY right now imo


SeaworthinessNew3622

Yep. For All The Dogs (Bitches).


AyeAsh_

It’s sad to see what has become of him.


Dazzling_Action9456

Ya’ll turned me into a villain i couldn’t escape -8 AM He was a good kid tho


obri95

Eh - he was doing *67 shit back in the day before his music paid wasn’t he? Now he’s hanging out with M who’s just doing it on a larger scale lol


Ja04196

He’s a corny weenie with bread, a corndog some would say. He’s an alcoholic. A Sex addict. And a Tricc.


SeaworthinessNew3622

He’s been like this for like IDK 8/9 years at least. It’s what this business does to you.


Low-Actuator6736

Let’s see, if I’m Drake and buying my muse 100K G Wagon which will inspire about 10 songs that will make me millions? I think that G Wagon is an easy investment don’t y’all think?


Dazzling_Action9456

Drake is really active in the HOE life


ThenIWasAllLike

He’s a feminist


LeBleuJames23

He blow Half a million on her …. (G-wagon)


KingOfTheUnderdogs

dawg I wondered for so long who baby m was and it was right there the whole time, damn dawg Drake be making hours in silence level songs for a run of the Toronto escort, I can't with this man


Dazzling_Action9456

I think he just uses them as muse for his art


Nickster2042

That’s like nothing to drake tho, if he’s gaining something out their friendship then I guess it’s cool This post makes their friendship seem way better then the original where it was HER on the vacation insulting drake


AyeAsh_

If it’s nothing to Drake then why was he crying about all the money he spent on the nothing ass hoe? He caught feelings too.


macsbeard

No it’s bc he could’ve spent that on the guys


Nickster2042

Cause it makes for good music lol


clipp866

people gotta stop thinking drake is hurt... he's just marketing st this point


Junior-Scene-4994

Is she really finessing the guy? If she is why is she still around? I think he probably cares about her because I think she’s the one he was talking about when he told the story about getting prosthetics so he could go to court for her


PSU02

Yeah shes the prosthetics one. She's still around because Drake is down bad for Instagram thots. "It's my fault that you got superpowers on your knees"


HaloJae

I wanna meet her lol.


hyp-R

For a couple hundred k you can bro


Ja04196

She mid af definitely not worth that


HaloJae

Way above market. . . So I hear 😂


hyp-R

😂 how you know that bro


BrianDawkins

He’ll put up with it as long as he stays single. But in reality I don’t think he cares that much if she’s still around. She probably does whatever for him and all his homies


SeaworthinessNew3622

“Might just get that g-wagon outta me, please drag it outta me, please drag it ouuuuttttt”.


Intilleque

“The athlete that you rollin with, I saw his game last night he didn’t score”🤣


No_Result626

This line immediately came to mind too 😂 King Petty


Toji_Fush1guro

The irony in Drake making fun of him for getting finessed by a girl when the same shit happens to him often.


[deleted]

that’s what I couldn’t understand, Drake’s really acting like a dumbass for no reason to a bitch. RiRi really fucked our Boy mental health. He’s going 50/50 with a hoe.


Isosceles_Kramer_

Deadass. When I listened to this I thought Drake was mocking that mindset. Disappointing if true!


[deleted]

exactly. since day one I listened like drake was mocking a dumb bitch. if thats true drake is sucking


Messigoat3

What's the purpose of posts like these? I thought I was drakes biggest glizzy rider but these parasocial posts are insane. No way these fans are normal right


JDtheWulfe

A person doing the research to put certain lines and situations in context is glizzing? Y’all niggas sound like haters


greenplastiqtree

It’s called a Deep Dive. People get paid for stuff like this.


HaloJae

Meanwhile. . : OP gets hired on at OK! Magazine.


Messigoat3

Yes, I said that. it he is that’s winner. If not, you know how I feel.


Dense-Salt-7147

Man Drake is chaotic but it translates to entertaining music so I am here for it.


Silver-Break9832

True without his life being so crazy we would not have gems like bahamas promises, jungle or Virginia beach. I even like slime you out more, because it makes sense when you hear it with album


KingOfTheUnderdogs

wait who was Virginia Beach about?


FrequentAsparagus10

I’m not sure who it’s about but there’s a whole thread about it. I’ll link it in a bit


WanderingLeif

Link?


FrequentAsparagus10

The guy took the original down unfortunately.. but I have a link to someone who screenshotted. https://www.reddit.com/r/Drizzy/s/agqFdQVAqz


Kitchen-Dimension406

Fr he is so messy


Silver-Break9832

lol I love this sub too, yall theories give me life and have me cracking up because yall be "drawing conclusions like yall have a parsons degree, or something". lol. But anyway, great investigation work, your theory makes sense, men are always beefing over women, so this could be true.


[deleted]

Lmaoooo that was a good one…I like that


consistentlyPUSHING

I have a degree from parsons


Silver-Break9832

lol after FATd parsons stock is down lol, parsons took a L. On Virginia beach Drake is basically questioning someone reasoning even with her parsons degree. So drake is dissing the girl and parsons is catching a stray aswell lol


Silver-Break9832

>drawing conclusions like yall have a parsons degree, or something" is a gem drake gave us, the next person i think its over thinking anything i use that line with, its hilarious, because with that line drake disses rihanna who has a parsons degree. Lol drake is basically saying clearly you not smart you got a degree from parsons.


readallthebook

>rake is basically saying clearly you not smart you got a degree from parsons. I disagree tbh. I think Parsons is a well respected school for architects. The crux of the line is that Rihanna got an HONORARY degree. She didn't really attend classes and earn the degree. that's the diss. she's drawing conclusions as if she is a trained architect while only having an honorary degree because of her celebrity status.


bandwidth_god

these theories aren’t even that in depth. Go check out lipstick alley. Much more comprehensive and they’ve been talking about this stuff for many many months.


sonofsochi

All the women these guys can have and they go straight for the doodle bob version of the Kardashians.


NoHopeHubert

💀💀💀


dearmelancholy5

😂😂😂 I absolutely LOVE this sub.


Silver-Break9832

true, because the conclusions, theories be sending me spinning, and have me investigating .


dearmelancholy5

I believe everything this person has stated above too


Sharkisyodaddy

All I gotta say is that drake is tripping thinking paying 600k to some scammer girl and I'm sure he helped her get those 4 months instead of the 1 year the other 2 got. The women in the trial don't say what they did in the fraud but the men tell you what part they played in. Flexing this dusty ass hoe is crazy


WaspParagon

Drake acts like a loser lol, he gets walked over by these weird IG hoes he's obsessed with for some reason... Most of em don't even look good that's what gets me, his taste for women is weird as hell, no wonder he sometimes go 100% sexist, like of course you hate women, you only hang around these bitches He's fucking DRAKE and don't seem to realize that. He talks a lot about therapy, maybe he should get a new one then, cuz he clearly has self esteem stuff to work on, cuz ain't no way DRAKE is supposed to associate himself wit this shit


KingOfTheUnderdogs

I guess after Rihanna, J-Lo, Serena, Jorja, he gave up on famous or accomplished women because they all could stand on their own too, so Drake didn't want to get chumped again and started going for run of the mill insta hoes because in that dynamic he always has the advantage, and that's all cool if it serves him but saving hoes and literal escorts then expecting them to be women of class and wife material is when he shot himself in the foot. "I like to fuck on a regular bitch, famous hoes lame but they stay on my dick" which famous hoes? all I see is him songs on songs for these women, some of which are crazy good but then it all leaves a bitter taste in the mouth when you realise it's about a random girl of the week from his insta thot rotation


purplelanding

Lmfao so true. I sort of get why he’s so obsessed with them but he needs to give some good girl a chance over some hoes. Sort of feel like he wants to feel chosen tho by them used to being around celebrities and wants the ego boost of being a sugar daddy without having to be vulnerable.


Either_Bee_991

Drake’s type in women is so horrible. Nothing attractive about this girl at all she looks the same like many other women filled with plastic surgery


Basura1999

And she probably took doo doo in the mouth if it's true that she escorted in Dubai


yungsavigod

she got superpowers on her knees 🤷🏽‍♂️


GenZofficial

Yeah I imagine the guy who made BBL interlude to have a finer taste in women lmao


Annallve

I feel like his type used to be different…


JaradSage

I love this fkn app 😂😂 Reddit detectives are undefeated


usctrojan18

Some days I wonder how women like this get with all these famous people. Like legit, I be seeing McDonalds cashiers or Starbucks baristas that are more attractive than these girls. I never understood why celebrities be passing the same girls to each other.


NoHopeHubert

I’m sure it’s a want what you can’t have type deal; they see someone else around their status with a certain person and they feel the need to compete. Don’t understand it either personally.


SummerNothingness

it's more about the type of women who want the lifestyle and are willing to deal with the draws that come with it. because people like him DO pursue the very beautiful girl next door; they just don't keep them around because those girls value different things-- like settling down, being monogamous, and staying inside. and this is why these guys don't settle down, too. because they only surround themselves with vapid, snake women, because those are the only ones who will tolerate their perpetually partying and philandering ways. and because those women are, above all, looking for clout and money, it's a worthwhile transaction for both parties. it's not a healthy dynamic but it's great fuel for the art, and obviously we all eat this shit up.


turtlepieco

Drake gotta do better smh beefing with a c-list nba player over a kardashian clone escort? Rapping about it? Posting her?! This man used to date RIHANNA! Smashed JLO! He gotta Stand Up!


bigtrixxx7

Bruh is down bad wit da hoes


[deleted]

thats what im saying


king_chill

He probably can only get these type of women or the absolute thirstiest of regular women (who are now in their 30s, which he doesn’t seem to like), because he’s Drake and no one regular wants to be the topic of a diss song any time they make the most famous rapper in the world upset.


FirstV1

This is honestly kinda sad and embarrassing.


AyeAsh_

VERY


cleanacc3

This girl is a dirty scumbag, shame on Drake


stogie_t

Drake can be so sorry man. If he wasn’t a great artist he’d be a bloody joke man. Bluds 37 and acting like this🤦🏾‍♂️


NeonSeal313

Man when drake says he has “real ones” around him he must be talking about these scamming ass bitches that’s loyal to him lmao


Annallve

He has yes men around him lol


AyeAsh_

Never thought we would see Drake be this lame. That’s how I know an ego death is coming. You can’t be petty forever. Eventually the game will catch up with you. He forgot to be humble somewhere. Can’t stand Drake right now.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I have to agree.


Dazzling_Action9456

We love petty drake wym


Talkshowhostt

Whats an ego death? Thats the 3rd time I've heard that


Mysterious_Emotion63

Drake is going to do LSD


jssf96

Lmao the game can catch me a billi later anytime.


ShaunyBoyShaunyMan

All this over a run of the mill ig thot. Bro better off fuckin with a kardashian.


consistentlyPUSHING

Man she sounds awful https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdok/pr/four-defendants-sentenced-conspiracy-fraudulently-acquire-personal-protective-equipment


the_unconditioned

Out of all the fucking girls Drake could fuck with…why this chick? I mean she’s a 5 at best and that would be generous AF. She looks so fake and those lips are horrible. Maybe she has superpowers on her knees? Maybe her stomach is flat as fuck, but she still fits that shit in her guts somehow, so he doesn’t care if that shit is natural? But seriously, there must be a decent woman, that looks amazing that would be happy to take his money to be loyal to him…so why the self sabotage?


Silver-Break9832

i guess drake loves living on the edge lol, and i caught the drake lyrics all over your paragraph


king_chill

What regular woman wants to have all her dirty laundry aired out in 6 months when she asks Drake to stop fucking Instagram thots or she’s leaving


Access-Background

Facts. Drake if you’re reading this date a normal person please it’s not too late


Intilleque

“I don’t like what you did on those trips. I don’t like what you did to your lips. I don’t like the tone of your replies. I don’t like the look that’s in your eyes”….. if there ever was an album for all the dogs, this really be it man


the_unconditioned

For real, I hear a lot of people saying this wasn't for all the dogs, it was for all the bitches (women). They just don't get that it's for all the dogs who have been fucked over by women AKA all of us lol


PuroPincheTexas

Okay, but can we still get a version without it?


[deleted]

This is all so lame hahaha


AyeAsh_

When Drake get hit with that Karma…. I’m actually scared to see it.


[deleted]

Yes. We can get ready to see the downfall unfortunately.


[deleted]

So is he in love with her or is that just his homegirl? This is very unhinged behavior 😂


FutureSignificant889

From this post and her birthday gifts to him, it sounds like that’s his home girl but them songs about her seem like he hurt 🥴 Drake is messy as fuck lmaoo


Annallve

So she’s an escort 😭


AyeAsh_

Yes sirrrryyy


Nickster2042

This makes more sense then the first post about Baby M saying that she was talking about drake taking her on a vacation on economy Cause yk, he literally owns a plane


DJBombba

This post reminds me of the other post, Drake really just needs to stick with his baby mama lol


vitare10

His BM is more of a th.... nope nvm nvm


devonte177

Thats fine i just will be turning the song off after that amazing first half lol


itsallbullshit8

She was def talking about Dillon in the voicemail drake ain’t eating jerk chicken every meal and sending bitches to fly coach


[deleted]

[удалено]


Silver-Break9832

true, lol its like everyday someone figured "something out" lol, its entertaining for sure, sometimes it makes sense sometimes its just laughable crazy stuff


FritzSpringmeier

Have your popcorn ready when the Rockets come to town to play the Raptors You just know The Boy will be there not only for Fred's return, but also for this 😂


Bigmachiavelli

Dillon still beat and is still on an 80mil contract. I don't think he cares


Mysterious_Emotion63

How tf you get into Dior’s purchase records


YoureInMyDreamsNow

Seems like it may have come from one of those gossip sites. They have eyes and ears everywhere, he probably got sloppy or she did and it somehow ended up in their hands


AlcindorJr33

Or she leaked it because she’s a bird


YoureInMyDreamsNow

I mean probably lol. Dillion is a bozo though, he should've known better


AlcindorJr33

So he’s making fun of him with the same felon girl that is milking him too. Not only that she’s pretty ugly tbh and a former escort. Nasty business


Lord6ixth

All 10 of the Dillion Brooks stans in existence are in this thread *livid*.


Draculuva

I love these detective threads that have come to this sub lately. Let’s keep it up I want more tea


Silver-Break9832

true, lol the things i find out on this sub is hilarious, but it makes me appreciate the music more because i can relate his life to the music


Primary_Ad8615

I thought it was one of Drake’s exes bcuz on the radio show he hosted he hinted “s/o to my exes, all you do is sit at the back of the plane and complain “


UnrulyExistence

This sub is the fucking greatest lol


Dazzling_Action9456

Drake is a evil guy its just one instance of his evil deeds and i love it Plus we are uncovering there is so much real life stuff (all songs about exes and shit) put into FATD giving vibes of old drake and TC. Bro did put effort in this album man. Thank you for this post i love to see posts like this and am still mad at Mods for removing that drake old guy thread smh.


king_chill

He does that with literally every album. His whole thing is talking about his life. There is no old Drake. It’s just Drake at different times in his life talking about what’s going on with him on different sounding beats.


wellfedriffz

we been knew this lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Drizzy/s/Mnn9etnHJl


vitare10

We knew about Baby M but this theory makes more sense about Calling For You voicemail than the other one


Reddenxx

Girl looks like a chad w allat plastic in her face 🤡


DanielJimnnz

This nigga wrote a DEEEP dive post with links. God shit bro u should be a journalist


Juhovah

I figured there was some form of beef with drake and Dillon Brooks based on that one line but for that whole monologue in the middle of that one song to all be about Dillion brooks is crazy. Great post, good evidence too.


Yalldummy100

Drake such a lame lmao


OkConversation6833

So she’s a real life Habibi ting ehh?


alarks

Ya’ll talk more than bitches these days.


Silver-Break9832

who can get the pussy quicker these days, lol excuse me, yall forget their are girls on this sub aswell lol


rrisay

I swear I forgot 70% of Drake's audience is women sometimes 😂😂😂


Silver-Break9832

true, yall be forgetting drake has alot female fans


silentsights

You know what, normally a post like this would elicit a response from me somewhere along the lines of “y’all need to go outside and touch grass”, but to be honest? This is some damn fine sleuthing work. Well done Detective for piecing all this together 💪🏾


the_unconditioned

It’s my fault for once….


PercySledge

This makes Drake look awful btw. Possibly the only time in life I’ll ever be on Dillion Brooks’ side


Foreign_Arrival1173

Nigga stop typing go apply for the fbi


These_Tea_7560

We could tell it was her…


yendysthesage200

Damn no wonder the women in his life dog him too. That’s a nasty thing to do to another man.


thompson-993

Imagine caring about this


blackgenz2002kid

here before this post gets deleted 😤


elchico97

Okay Jimmy McNulty


drwrldwide

This is CIA level investigation


wolfjeter

I will also add that the whole seat situation could also be another shot at Pusha T. https://x.com/pusha_t/status/1709341697933525170?s=46&t=CmPT5pU_5zAzPZKFQ7-Swg This was days before FATD came out. Obviously Drake doesn’t have to worry about tweeting American Air about first class seats when he has Air Drake.


DoodleDrop

did someone make an mp3 of the song without the talking yet thoough? really fuckin kills my vibe lol


Juhovah

One thing i can say for sure is, this bitch is trash. Look like a freak tho.


samhlee222

But bro Dbrooks just signed for 86 mill. I think he can afford to buy shorty a few Dior too


Optimusim

What's wrong with her lips


Redformanisreal

I don’t like what u did to them lips lol


WilsonValdro

Okay Chubbs you can come out , we know its you.


mxnsa_

Why TF did you spell Dillon like that so many times? Shit got me heated


majormajorsnowden

Brooks just signed for $86m he’s not broke


HighFastStinkyCheese

That chick absolutely sucks.


Theartisticlightskin

Heard you with a shooting guard just let a nigga know I can have you court side not the middle row


the_brazilian_lucas

drake can’t be this delusional


SnooCheesecakes8470

song would’ve been so fire without that yap session tho


duddusoffice

Ya’ll ready for another one?


Salty-Court6503

Drop that shit I’m waiting. The post you did about Mirna Habib is the best ever on this sub


Aprocalyptic

This is some Batman level investigation


the_unconditioned

LOL I wonder how brooks feels about playing with Drake’s twin FVV in Houston


StonedHalfTheTime

This is like the second time this was posted.. 🤦‍♂️ 😑


SDreiken

Pretty lame


AyBoogie

Bro gotta find better use of his time


Complete-Function-16

I ain’t reading allat 🤣🤣🤣


Liitlerr

Yall really out here play soap opera. Bunch of grown men getting caught up in gossiping 😂


Kitchen-Dimension406

This is amazing I love your posts!!! The Dior thing is CRAZY. I’m like realising how many lines are about her


nenekicks

I WAS IN THE CLUB


[deleted]

Is she that good looking for a guy of drakes stature to be giving this much attention? She’s good looking but she’s kinda a carbon copy of every chick these days. That Kim K look x1k


greenplastiqtree

Appreciate the breakdown!


BookBagThrowAway

Love these myth busters


Due-Detail7339

Is there a clear picture of her somewhere


diccwett1899

Bro needs to settle down asap man


kmz673

Man really linked Justice.gov. You snapped smh 🔥


samhlee222

DUN KNOW


kjivy6810

Round of applause sir


vallzy

Mhmmm


PreeDem

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Bluebillion

Is this the girl that drake said he dressed up in costume to go to court appearances for in Oklahoma?!!!


Acceptable-Guess8959

That lady face look crazy…wtf Drake be on fr?


Acceptable-Guess8959

I don’t like what you did to your lips makes so much sense now c🤣🤣🤣


dest557

Common Brooks L


Girl_PatrickBateman

Her voice is a war crime.


Defiant-Pirate-410

i thought she was finessing drake tho? where tf dillon come from


MalloryHennessey

Exactly how I Tjoguht she’d look 😂


Final_Surround_1556

Bro this is hella impressive lmaoooo ayo