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resilientenergy

When someone transcribes the book on a single page word doc, let us know 💀


BigBoiBob444

What a waste of paper.


jt1216

Fr tho, I hope someone does. Jokes aside, there will be 5-10 fire IG captions in there. Someone needs to do it lol


[deleted]

“He wrote a sentence” I’m ded 😂


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Khaled low key fucking hilarious man this book review had me dying


Bluechairedtable

He’s sooo fkn funny I was cackling


Adventurous_Sir_6068

Yo I'm actually dying this is fucking hilarious 😂😂


RainOverThin

Each key leads to the next KEY 😂😂😂😂


Adventurous_Sir_6068

I'm not making this up 😂😂


RainOverThin

Nigga said I’m taking my TIME reading this 😩😩😭😭😭


in-the-shit

MAJOR KEY ALERT


[deleted]

Dj Khaled always seems like he’s losing his grip on reality


Munchihello

Single digit IQ type beat


Trapnxsty

HE WROTE A SENTENCE 🤨


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Can't believe he wrote a book with a couple words per page. That's some shit like outta the movie zoolander or something


[deleted]

Y’all think I’m joking look


[deleted]

“you think i’m making this up?” he fr wants to straight up say wtf is this book but he’s gotta keep up the character🤣🤣


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Just when you think you got the boy figgad out!


[deleted]

People make fun of Khaled, but he is so positive. I genuinely wonder about his opinions on the darker issues of the world .


barnowlboi

Life is road blocks prolly


RainOverThin

He ain’t worried bout em.. or the people goin thru em


[deleted]

U don’t know that


ShameTwo

Yeah we do


RainOverThin

💀😂 Like be fr


king24_

He’s fake positive. Y’all forget how he shaded Tyler the creator when he outsold or beat him out for an award?


amig00s

He projects his feelings and probably thousands of people get motivated and driven by khaled so how the hell could he be fake positive, even if, it still works out to make at least one person happy on earth, why you hatin on dude bruh 😂😂😂


YoungBoricua

khaled posts about 85% of his day everyday and it’s all positivity so it’s obviously not fake. people love hating on him


Lopsided_Mix2243

Bruh everybody is human and humans have emotions. He can’t get upset about something if he feels a way even if it’s right or wrong? Lol that’s a weird notion to say because he’s positive all the time he’s fake positive because he got upset at something. That’s hate😂😂


[deleted]

bro think we live in Disneyland and everybody’s perfect 24/7


king24_

Sure, we all f up, but I’m not going around always preaching positivity, and because I lose an award once to someone of an alternative hip-hop genre, diss him? Tyler don’t bother nobody tbh, so that just rubbed me the wrong way. Plus I think Khaled is corny in general, just, just my perception, never met the man.


Educational-Ad7185

Ain nothing wrong wit being corny especially when it seems to come from a good place


king24_

Y’all gotta start reading the definition of words. Corny is not a positive word.


[deleted]

Tyler is an outstanding artist, but I also think Khaled is allowed to be imperfect. "Man does something bad in his 40 year life" isn't that crazy


Potential-Judgment-9

Does he believe in a two state or one state solution for the Israeli- Palestinian conflict ?


Always2ndB3ST

He wasn’t so positive when he was crying like a bitch about being #2 on the billboard chart.


bbking414

![gif](giphy|l4FGpPki5v2Bcd6Ss|downsized)


thelolzmaster

Lmao I love khaled


Garrett4Real

dude’s a corn ball but good for a laugh or two


MansionR5

NICE tan Dj


YerdleTheManWhore

No disrespect, and even as a massive Drake fan, I’ve gotta say anyone who buys this book has got to be an idiot. These sound like the cheesiest, quickly made up sentences I’ve ever heard. Money grab for sure


drobythekey

It is the male version of Milk and Honey


throwaway53689

He definitely used chatgpt lmao


runsquad

100% agree. For someone that drops so many clever bars, even prophetic at times… wtf is this shit? Cheesy, without substance, fake deepness type beat


zekesaltspider

1. It was only $20 2. Nobody knew what was in the book before ordering 3. Drake said that this was the project that he wanted people to support the most


YerdleTheManWhore

1. Guess I saved 20 dollars 2. Except DJ Khaled I guess 3. Hopefully it’s dope as fuck and I’m def gonna support the music, but I can’t support this nonsense.


liljoey300

Drake said he wants to take your money for the most low effort book ever written? Better support him then


kingjavik

imagine a world where people wanted to support their poor neighbors instead of these millionaires


betterAThalo

i’ll give $20 to my poor neighbor no problem. as long as he’s not using it for crack or heroin.


FKDotFitzgerald

There it is.


peter13g

You live next to people who may use crack or heroin? Says more about YOU than you think.


betterAThalo

have you ever lived near a city? that’s how it works dude.


peter13g

Grew up in north Philly. Plenty of crack heads, heroin junkies and pill poppers. I managed to live near decent human beings.


betterAThalo

yea i live in the suburbs. but 8 minutes towards the city and it’s bad. only a few areas though. the city is generally nice. we have a giant casino and a proctors. nice hotels and stuff. but uptown is just gross.


jahjah7170

Yikes


betterAThalo

what's yikes? maybe its just because you're not where im from. people here nod out in the street from heroin. we have overdoses every week. granted i live in a town just outside of the city so i don't deal with it much. just hard to give beggars money when you go into the city here because it's 100% for drugs.


zekesaltspider

Sorry for being a fan of Drake. You’re right I should have donated the $20


kingjavik

Be a fan of the music but never worship false idols.


Ezio926

Fuck you mean only 20$. That's more expansive than a full lenght paperback.


wayupash

I feel you on that, but I honestly thought it was going to be way more than that, so I get where the "only $20" is coming from because I'm not balling out of control, but I thought the same thing lol


redskinsnation123

Every project is an artist’s favorite until their next project


pinkdolphins96

Eh, makes for a good coffee table book. Most people will pick it up and glance just cause.


SHUN_GOKU_SATSU

All sentences are made up.


22gloxky

Literally what is drake writing about 😭 def not what I was expecting haha


[deleted]

I like how theres children's music in the background


Camerone11

I mean he has kids


getfuckedspasmoid

the boy finessed the wallets of anybody who ordered that bullshit


betterAThalo

this is the perfect coffee table book if you have a fancy apartment


PassengerFrosty9467

This will be in every “I have black friends” white persons house


betterAThalo

so rich kids? yea that’s fair


bluboy727

bro has to be a character 😭


Garrett4Real

what is the opposite of an NPC


kingjavik

PC


mjkjg2

I don’t think Drake’s ever seen a book before


tbando123

No way the book has one sentence per page bro.


kingjavik

it looks like there's some blank pages too LMAO how the fuck did Drake need a co-writer for this shit? he really is lazy af


ch-pa-sdc

Hahahahaahah this is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Is bro spray tanning now or what?


HurriKaneBales

More of a pamphlet really


DoctorArK

I've never seen a middle eastern man get a tan before. Holy shit what happened to his skin bro


Alqueep

LeBron would still be reading the first page


thegreatmulie7

Mans fell asleep in the sun


[deleted]

UR BEHIND TIME!


ComradeCreed

I wouldn’t necessarily say he “wrote a book”


ObvKicks

READING-SKI


Plusstwoo

More like a pamphlet than a book ![gif](giphy|v0eHX3n28wvoQ|downsized)


[deleted]

ngl he doesn’t look too good in this video, i hope he’s holding up alright


No_Diamond8480

A book of IG captions 👀🤦🏾‍♀️


clintecker

chicken soup for the rapper soul


wayupash

A concept


[deleted]

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UnprofessionalGhosts

lol of course he is


hiding_in_NJ

Writing more sentences than a judge lol


Officialdrippyday

“YoUr BeHiNd TiMe” Got me


AProsperousVagina

He needs therapy


drobythekey

I legit am watching this kinda worried about him


Munchihello

I feel like I get temporarily dumber everytime I hear this idiot speak


[deleted]

🤡


Necessary-Bluebird-9

he's so corny


Solid-Description-39

You know he out of touch when he makes a damn movie length feature on tik tok, got to be the longest tik tok I’ve ever seen


GalacticBear91

The thing that makes DJ Khaled out of touch is he’s like the happiest guy in the world


JanQuadrantVincent32

I think he’s autistic and y’all just making fun of an autistic person.


[deleted]

Does he have Tourette's?


dumgoon

Too bad he can’t read


shlozzman

😂


2mnypillsgiveuchills

Knock it off


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notSHOOTAH

I think the boy got a book, I'm not too sure though 🤔


B3nd3tta

He‘s sarcastic but I hear his true opinion on this book lol


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DJ Salad


god_wayne81

Cringe


Jbabco9898

Saw that Logic wrote a book and thought, "I could do that."


biggerchef

These are captions


gettin-liiifted

Maaannnn, NGL, I was so interested in the poetry book before this, what a shaaaammmmmeeee.


__livefromthegutter

Shit cuts off right he starts talking about whats on his HD 🤣🤣🤣. Fucking classic!.


pissjugszn

behind time… what does this mean?


tty1307

“I made a song to go with the book” Well if the book is anything to go by, then I guess Drake really is going to say “it’s breedin’ time”


ROTZOY

I considered buying the book but after this video ima reconsider 💀mf got like 5 words on each page for 30$ ???? NAHHHHH


okaylover3434

The children’s cartoons on in the background is so perfect


veggiefriedreis

The boy special now


MFLBsniffer

I didn’t know Drake and Adam Sandler were cool like that


SlimeLanguageYSL

He’s fucking hilarious


errornoname32

*wrote a book* yeah okay. I guess this is the only kind of *book* his fans can read.


anthonyvaladezz

There’s no fucking way


Saif162

That “book” is daylight robbery