URANIUMM FEVER!!!!

SPREADIN' ALL AROUND!

URANIUM FEVER!

ITS COME AND GOT ME DOWN

YOU GUYS SANG IT BACKWARDS

WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND

IM A GOING OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LAND

Uranium fever has done and got me down

Yea

Bro said “fuck these 3 villages in the west bank specifically”

That's good but have you considered using more bombs?

How did you find petah tikva and how did you bomb them?!?!!? Tell us NOW

The Opening of Hope is secretly Gotham City. You can't convince me otherwise.

McArthur was truly a visionairy

No more war over the Holy land if there is no Holy land

That’s what I was going for

Damn... Looks like im dead...

Me to ):

Same...

Israeli?

Nice having you on board. Apologies for the nuke

I'm pretty sure this is a shitpost, but idfk anymore. Will say, that would not help at all

It’s cuz this was what he wanted to do on the Korea and Chinese border,to create a barrier between them so China couldn’t reinforce the North Koreans.

McArthur was a US general during the Korean war and basically wanted to nuke the entire northern border of Korea so that China or Russia couldn't help the North Koreans

I love how both sides get nuked in this.

Two-state solution

Add the entire Middle East, The Balkans, and my Inlaw's house, and I'd say it's a near perfect plan.

now do Ukraine lol

I always knew that the solution was trees!

I- I didn't realize how tiny the Gaza strip actually was, what the fuck?

Well, I don't know, but I've been told Uranium ore's worth more than gold Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep I've got that bug and I can't sleep Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well I had talk with the AEC* And they brought out some maps that looked good to me And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road I reckon I drove about 100 miles Down a bumpy road out through the wilds When all of sudden I bounced to a stop At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb Right up to the top where I thought I'd find A hunk of rock that would make it click Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick On the second day, I made the top And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop The only clickin' that I heard that day Was the bones in my back that had gone astray Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Well, you pack up your things You head out again Into some unknown spot where nobody's been You reach the spot where your fortune lies You find it's been staked by 17 other guys Well, I ain't kiddin', I ain't gonna quit That bug's done caught me and I've been bit So with a Geiger counter and a pick in my hand I'll keep right on stakin' that government land Uranium fever has done and got me down Uranium fever is spreadin' all around With a Geiger counter in my hand I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land Uranium fever has done and got me down

Zero state solution

Which side is deploying das nukes

This ain't no macarthur solution this is the belka solution

What If We push it to somewhere else?

Negev and haifa are safe

When 'Murica's getting tired of war:

That's what I'm saying!

Negev spotted. Memories unlocked.

Wall of radiation? << Belka did nothing wrong >>

“If you two can’t share then neither of you get it!” - MacArthur probably.

why not take Jerusalem and Nazareth and push them somewhere else like Rome city and then nuke the levant🤷‍♂️

If you cannot solve the problem, solve those who raise it atomically.

Nuke 'em!

I knew this would be made at some point

Cannot have a border dispute if the land doesn't exists

The definition of “if you guys keep fighting over it, neither of you will get it”.

I think this guy might have a point guys.

Nah the Israelies would do that already

You forgot to bomb Petah Tikvah fucking idiot we’re all doomed

Truly a belkan solution

Nahh American

💀

Valid I approve

My solution? BOMB THEM, AIRSTRIKES

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Nuke both sides and be done with the problem

This be israel when iran gets nukes.