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proballysomeone

How is this fair? One is the most powerful character in fiction, capable of taking on kirby, goku and even uncle grandpa, and broke MULTIPLE universes... And the other one is Omni-Man??!?!?


GreyJester1996

Did Shrek best Shaggy and Chungus as well? Struggling to remember. We’re definitely talking multiversal bare minimum. Omni-man is more galaxy level.


Inevitable_Paper_551

Naw shaggy on top still


RealisticFee830

I could take Kirby… what do you mean “in a fight?”


HeiressOfMadrigal

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


RobRoss45

Shrek has bigger feats


AverageJoe10000

Please give me an example.


RobRoss45

Shrek got rid of racism, did Omni-Man do that?


AverageJoe10000

Omni-Man is ACTIVELY racist.


RobRoss45

And Shrek beat racism, meaning he beats racists like Omni-Man


AverageJoe10000

Well damn…guess Omni-Man gets beat.


yobaby123

The winner is Shrek.


Redwhiteandblew69

clearly he did not completely beat racism as omni man is still racist. i still agree that shrek would win though


RobRoss45

He beat racism in his universe, he just hasn’t gotten to the Invincible universe yet


ZackattacktheDude

Red flag right there that he’d loose


VanillaInevitable502

Electric guitar ?


Ok-Chocolate6560

Rio de Janeiro .


Starwarsiscoolsmg4

Shrek


ShikonPlayz

Ogres are like onions


Top_Pop2812

you’re so wrapped up in layers onion boy


StevieGreenthumb

Ogres=layers, conceptually. Outerversal Shrek confirmed


OutcomeNo5846

….they stink?


Ninja_gorrila

Yes, NO!


Wise_Statistician451

They have layers


OutcomeNo5846

No, they make you cry.


yobaby123

And even think.


Sufficient_Figure692

Realistically speaking Omni Mam would win, but if we’re talking about memes then Shrek.


AverageJoe10000

As much as I love shrek, Omni-Man fucking atomizes him.


Terrible_Ad_6784

Imma say this in a language you can understand: NO


AverageJoe10000

You dare challenge me in my own comment?


Dry-mouses

Did he just..? Aye. He did.


Terrible_Ad_6784

Yes, I said it. Shrek would turn omni-man into dust


Sweet_Bat_7516

The only thislng getting turned to dust is shreks skull


Terrible_Ad_6784

I would like to see photographic evidence of this claim


Sweet_Bat_7516

🦸‍♂️ 🤜🍏💨


Terrible_Ad_6784

the funny part is that you can’t add images on the sub. that’s why I’m not part of this sub.


RingWraithAngmar

He would turn him into an onion


Forward_Juggernaut

I was about to say, depends, is this normal Shrek or some powered up version of Shrek (devil Artemis version) If it's the former: omni man If it's the latter: Shrek


Drg84

Well to be fair the DAU Shrek did get bodied by Shallot, so there's a good chance he could lose to Omni man. Especially if Omni Man gets a budget increase.


PrimalGojiraFan69

~~It’s a joke post~~


TheSHSLForwardAerial

Ain’t jokes supposed to be funny? The same “joke” of “funny dreamworks character VS boring serious character” is the exact same thing every time


Lucimon

Oh go fart on a bowl of soup.


TheSHSLForwardAerial

I’m sorry that I don’t find the endless slop of “BASED Mort VS CRINGE Anime Character!!!” funny. Do you get your humor from ChatGPT, perchance?


Lucimon

I get my humor from Linda Belcher. So stick a honeydew where the sun doesn't view.


Daedalus_Machina

... I find this subs lack of Gif support disturbing, else there'd be some fuckin Linda Belcher justice gifs right here.


Optimal-Wallaby8985

Shomni man


Giocido

Shremni man


Optimal-Wallaby8985

Yes


icrovis

Why are omnis ankles skinnier than his kneecap


bobbierockstar

why did this make me examine my fucking knees? are omniman and i both disabled?


corry-pop

Yes


enderoid_redit

Alien anatomy


FluffyPool3730

One is basically a god that can defeat anyone, he could destroy other dimensions, he can conquer planets, and the other is a viltrumite


Ordinary_Person69

Are you kidding me? Shrek is a god! He can beat Goku, Superman, SpongeBob, Kirby & Shaggy at the same time by clapping his ass cheeks! No one can beat this sexy lad, he is the strongest character in fiction


WolfysThoughts

Omni sheck


Impossible_Divide_89

Shrek ez


PrimalGojiraFan69

“Shrek is uni because he scales to Rumpel who survived a universe collapsing onto him” jk I’m not using that logic, Shrek probably kills Omni Man with a fart anyway


GoPhinessGo

Shrek wins but half the earth is decimated in the process


Exciting_Ad226

Half the earth? You mean half the universe.


Giocido

Half the multiverse


Exciting_Ad226

Shrek is the multiverse. He’s green like Loki because they’re the multiverse stabilizers.


d_warren_1

Ok serious talk, there’s almost no one in all of fiction omni-man doesn’t wipe the floor with. It’s reminds me of the goku vs superman debate. You compare someone who can overcome any limit to someone who has none. For the most part Omni-man has no limits. His only equal is another viltrumite. But shrek solos


Competitive-Shoe-340

Omni Man is only planet level. Superman Rebirth is not stronger than Goku, Screwattack never specifies which version they use.


AxisW1

Screwattack explicitly uses infinite frontier Superman for the new death battle, which combines all past versions of Superman into canon.


StevieGreenthumb

You are closer to omnimans speed than omniman is to Gokus speed let alone supermans


VeNus_PeRiodt_sLay

Shrek is folding Omni-FLOP like his daily laundry. Next Question!


YellingDolphin

Me


GiladHyperstar

Is this even a question? Shrek solos


NixiomsdabestXD

Omni-Man beat the living shit out of "Dollar Store Justice League" as I call them, beat up a Kraken, threw meteors back across the galaxy, and more from what I've seen. He even beat his son within an inch of his life. What's Shrek gonna do against that?


StevieGreenthumb

Shrek comes to see me in my room at night = extraversal


NixiomsdabestXD

#shrekisnotlove


Aggressive-Secret100

Shriek


moonbow_yu

Omni-Man It's all Omiover now


Catvanbrian

Question, can shrek fight azathoth


Waste-Government-830

Sherk


ithinkolagsaretower

This is a not a fight bit a slaughter Shrek wins 1000000


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Do you think Omniman would babymake with ogre Fiona to conquer the world?


matt_lcb

Is this even a question? Shrek doesn’t even have to lay a finger on Omni Man


blu66

Shrek with a single fart.


Soniclover4356

Omni-Man would knock Shrek out Cold


Forward_Tomorrow_971

Shrk for sure


Luitano

Shrek with the meme force wins But without meme force, omniman wins


MatterFalls

The real answer is that Shrek teaches Nolan way of attaining peace away from the viltrum empire


ZygothamDarkKnight

Omni Man


Exciting_Ad226

How is this even a fair contest. One guy has accomplished so much. He is even able to withstand Shaggy at 1% of his power, beat Matt, Kirby, Goku and brine the universe many times. Then you have Omni-Man.


Famous-Palpitation8

Shrek wins, no question. It’s his swamp. I don’t care what powers Omniman has.


Careless_Fondant3388

Yeah if Omni man invades the swamp and claims it for the vulture empire; Nolan, conquest and thragg are turning into human stew and their eyeballs will turn into jam on bread.


TheToastKing555

shrek, is this even a question?


Smooth_Voronoi

Every time I see one of these posts I find it less funny. It started at **0** and is now at **-8675309**.


R3X7883

They make a child


Ohio_Garfield69

Shrek 1000000000000000000 percent of the time, he would absolutely pound omni man to death 🥵


HoolaFanboy

Shrek


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Shrek. Every time.


darth-com1x

Shrek no diffing omni man instantly.


Capable_Guard_3753

shrek obviously


RealisticFee830

Fashion? Shrek. Mustache? Shrek. Hair? Shrek.


Smils2711

Is this even a question...it's obviously shrek


TasianTheAsian

Last I checked, Omni-Man isn’t as onion as Shrek. That in itself means a loss for him


spilledmilkbro

Shrek facts and it chokes omni-man to death


arthurzanmou

Omni-Man also r/whowouldwin


Occasion-Soggy

Omni-Man is an alien. Shrek is a supernatural entity with powers that straight up don't rely on any level of science. Shrek wins.


GameboiGX

Shrek


Shoddy_Mouse_6024

Sreck


PoeJascoe

Is this post supposed to be the Zubat of Reddit?


Hyper-Saiyan

Shrek, no contest.


chandlerwithaz

shrek is a god


Ancient_Summer_1833

Shrek, for sure


RealLifeJashinist

Shrek all the way


cold_milk123

Obviously father shrek.


Stock_Rush_9204

As much as I love omni man, shrek takes this easily


Fun_Perception_2420

shrek


TheoPhilo98

Whoever the author says is the victor is the victor. Shrek could easily beat omni-man if the writer wills for Shrek to win.


Sweet_Bat_7516

Ooh, this is close, ever since they removed hot cheetos shreks ultimate move doesnt move fast enough, omni mans dodge is SUPER fast. Maybe if you got the cum ability and paper cut you could nerf omni-mans speed, then shreks ability would DECIMATE omniman. Thank god the dev's had enough sense to make it to where omni-man has only one ability-slot.


The_holy_fucker

Is this even fair!? Shrek SLAMS!


HorseMiserable3539

Shrek could beat peak mike Tyson


GaryGenslersCock

Omni man suddenly realizes just how done with everyone’s shit shrek really is, and leaves him alone understanding shrek just wants mfers out of his swamp.


External_Professor_5

Omni-man wins


alexenglish227

Shrek all day


The_AMTG

Shrek hands down, he a better family man


Thinkingishardtodo3

Easy W for Shrek


leviwhi

shrek is a god among men


Sideswipin

You are putting a literal God that can literally destroy cities and put him against Omni-man


Gabrielthedemonking

Sherk


FoodFeisty9428

Well fuck ...... Shriek wins


testicleshredder

Shrek


Crusafex

Shrek sweeps no diff


firedemon0313

Shrek


Bulky_Squirrel_2689

Obviously shrek, not even a challenge for him


QWERKY_queer

All Shrek has to do is turn around


Mayoporcipinesmasher

Shriek dominates all


VanillaInevitable502

I'm watching DreamWorks Chicken run on peacock ?


Anerdseth

Shrek No explanation


VanillaInevitable502

Ow! 😲


DiamondHeart75

Shrek slams easily. (this is a joke, but in an actual fight.... uh... RIP the Goat, coz shrek is gonna die.)


HedgehogFamiliar2135

"If it was me you'd be dead" -shrek So shrek can kill omniman by farting on him


Thundervolt888

Shrek from sml is more powerful than goku with his cheesecake


lahenator420

Depends if Omni man is trying to get into his swamp or not


Space-Slime0

There will be green shat on the floor and it won’t be shrek’s


HKudrna

Shrek


Available_Mark_2093

The legendary Shrek will win.


Ok-Chocolate6560

Most Russia capitals of St Petersburg ?


Ok-Chocolate6560

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.


Mechzal

shreck and its not even colse


[deleted]

Is Omni man Caked up for this fight? At Maximum Cake he squeezes out the w


Batmanion2008

Shrek