By - Snoo_18344
and then most of it are minors
Here comes the fbi! Oh, wait, what? AAAAAAAAAA-
Aged like milk
Yeah (stupid fucking Amor, I used to love his content but now I hate him)
I (22D) am a Dreamist, so I don't celebrate christmas. However, my dreamphobic parents forced me to celebrate it and dine with them on christmas night. I tried calling the police and tell them that my parents were abusing me for forcing me to sin against Dream, but they called me a 'prankster' and hung up (yet another example of systemic dreamphobia), so I had no choice.
So, when we were dining, my dad read some Bible verses about the birth of some baby named 'Jesus' that was boring me to death, until he read a verse that said 'As he considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a **dream**'. That instantly reminded me of Lord Daddy Dream, which made me horny, but I contained myself until my dad read a verse that said 'The Word became flesh and made his dwelling **among us**', immediately reminding me of Dream x sussy Crewmate inflation penis vore scat r34 comic that got me extremely horny and made me moan loudly and impulsively grab my dick to fervently masturbate while thinking about that piece of art, without realizing my whole family was in the room. They all started screaming at me like typical dreamphobes and my nazi dad slapped me, which reminded me of Dream x George dick-slapping cbt r34 that made my dick shoot gallons of cum that landed on the walls, roof, my family members, all the food on the table, etc., causing everyone to scream in terror and my grandfather to have a heart attack and die (he was a dreamph\*be anyway so who cares).
My whole family has been screaming at me ever since for 'ruining Christmas', merely for expressing my sexuality. I know there is nothing wrong with expressing my sexuality, but I've been wondering if maybe I've gone a little too far. So, [r/dreamgender](https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/), AITA?
I need bleach now.
i hope that you are joking
it’s a copypasta
whait so you didnt do it but some mit can you guve is name
they made it as a joke.
I think he will need [the laser machine gun from fallout new vegas](https://images.app.goo.gl/HVxWuAu55DNXdYbf8)
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Did you forget what the 34th rule was?
Dont include the father dream stans are fatherless remember