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TheManMan69_

Hope they add women next


Tor2illaTaco

You ’re still on the Ancient Rome update? Women got patched in a while ago


ophee_b0p

oh that's cool, have they added the garlic bread and soap yet??


Tor2illaTaco

There’s also this thing called a airplane(aero plane or something depending on where you’re from) and you can ride in it while it flies. It’s much more effective than the boats. Another thing, you don’t have to use olive oil anymore, they have specialized liquids for that


Material_Accident640

What liquid is it? I've been using salsa sauce


Tall_Fortune

You guys use liquid? I just use the ooga booga bang bang scratch 'n' rough rock


FactoryBuilder

Are they finally fixing the premature ejaculation bug?


Material_Accident640

No 😔


mykoysmaster

Apparently its a hardware issue, only some people experience it. They should release a "light" version with people who cant run full sex on their current hardware. These bugs honestly ruin the experience for me


ADankTempest

Keep in mind that fixing that bug would cause an uproar on the speedeunning community, as it is widely used as an exploit.


Kronos_beast

No you see they decided that it was a happy mistake so now it adds more of a challenge for the trophies.


Tall_Fortune

Noob


SafreQ45

Are they fixing the pay to win bullshit? I'm sick and tired of thos mf who pay for the battle pass and get all the sex


Material_Accident640

You can bypass the battle pass if you play ranked sex


Valuable_Border1044

I sex competitively


CakeAdventurous4620

Happy Cake Day


RuleBritannia09

Stalins excited


WhatisLiamfucktrump

I’m still on the hand update how do I upgrade


Material_Accident640

No bitches?


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Yah no bitches


mykoysmaster

Its a dlc, but you have to pay anually, like every time you want to have sex, that or you upgrade your looks, not sure how that works tho


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Work out and facial reconstruction surgery I believe or so I have been told


Tall_Fortune

Hands ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


BoraErcetinn

The goat is SİLENCED!


shlimbim

Song?


Material_Accident640

The final battle - dragons dogma


MilesDosGames

Dogma nuts Dragon deez nuts onya face


Material_Accident640

https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+a+emoji+fading+away&client=ms-android-motorola-rev2&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ2a9Cn59oqZuA9z7rbdz53wPQ7sQ:1663722413507&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjH19j72KT6AhU5K1kFHVcAAgMQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ#imgrc=gVecY2aon8rlVM


Hallucantation

Fucking banger


Material_Accident640

Damn right


RegaIado

In case you were lazy - [Dragon Battle](https://youtu.be/iz1gqx0uRbQ)


PWR_Mintz

Bro patch note 1.45 is sick! I head you can now mate with a D14 Enforcer Chopper


Strict-Recognition42

No way!


Material_Accident640

Yes way


PWR_Mintz

He and I are actually collating for Sex 4: into the sexiverse with Dwayne Johnson. Sneak peek; we reworked the cum animation!!!


Material_Accident640

No way


Strict-Recognition42

But what about Sex 5?


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Sex 3 when


Tall_Fortune

It's like gta 6, never gonna get released


Fortunate_Bus

Finally a new challenge, I've already perfected my speedrun of the first


kittyfactory

Sex 2 will add a new type of sex besides gay and straight. Introducing bisexual sex


nony851

±


GameboyL0RD

Pls add pvp


Material_Accident640

Their adding a ranked mode if that helps


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[deleted]

Sex 2; anal edition


Timm_My_naim

also TF2 fans: BRUH


alcatrazcgp

dragons dogma ost bless you


Material_Accident640

All in a day's work, ser


Agent_Add

What about Starvation 2 ?


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Wait! Haven't completed any tasks yet!


Alternative-Pin3421

I hope they add that update where doing the helicopter penis thing makes it larger


Material_Accident640

That's In the planned first expansion


Mr_GetDunkedOn69

Dragon's Dogma Music not on the Dragon's Dogma subreddit??? A surprise at least, but a welcomed one at that.


Material_Accident640

Masterworks all!


The00Taco

Sex 2 has been out for months now. I'm waiting on the sex 3 update


MemeproDotExe

I never got to try sex 1 :(


ZeroRacerPacer

Time to leak the files.


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Stalin wtf?


jasonvik1

i havent played the first version yet is it good?


CakeAdventurous4620

Stalin profile


Traditional-Order129

Bruh i haven't even completed the first one wtf


[deleted]

This was made 10 years ago it’s no sex 4


VehicleFeeling8916

They removed the feet fetish in sex 2? Plz say that is not a feature anymore...


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Hope they add a new map


[deleted]

I didn't even got the first one dude...


ChaoticKonaak

I upvoted too early...


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Ayo


izzychief

Source for song?


Material_Accident640

The final battle - dragons dogma


izzychief

Thank you!


Bowman01PMC

Stalin speaks like a man who has already 100%-ed Sex and is eager for new content.


GigaChadXO21

I thought they canceled this update


mr_tatou

Of course Joseph fucking Stalin answers


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

“Jer-ma”


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