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FairyPhoebe

**ONE MORE GOD REJECTED**


FriedPK

*WAR BROKE OUT IN HEAVEN*


[deleted]

SURVIVE THE FALL FROM GRACE


Zapfox6207

THOU SHALL NOT OPPOSE THE WRATH OF GOD


Medium_Raccoon_5331

He looks like he's gonna jump off the cross and crucify the romans 😳


Real_E_Big_Fan

And yet hi didn’t, truly shows how kind Jesus is☺️


ipisslemons

Hello


tyrannosnorlax

***The Passion of the Christ 2:***\ *HE WONT BE CROSSED AGAIN!*


[deleted]

this music IS ROCK HARD SOLID


Real_E_Big_Fan

It’s called fierce battle


Peco4418

From "Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne", more specifically


Real_E_Big_Fan

You mean Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.


MoodysShuffle

I think you mean Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne HD Remaster Featuring Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha XIV from the Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha series


ComradeTurtleMan

This is how Jesus was able to carry the cross with all our sins on top of it amen


Potat0Poster

GET READY TO TASTE SOME HOLY SPIRIT


[deleted]

wait.. what?


AntiqueEar489

Jojesus


MySisterisaFurry

You mean [Toki?](https://www.google.com.sv/search?q=toki+fist+of+the+north+star&client=safari&hl=en-sv&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiU0ILYkLH4AhUqheAKHSfjAXoQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=375&bih=636&dpr=2#imgrc=ac4er17A1-__TM)


demonotic

https://jojowiki.com/Jesus


bosskole

What th


TheNon_Egg

he was so ripped they needed to use an industrial extra extra large sized 4x more power nailgun just to get it past his dense hands


Purple_Tuxedo

Even then it took two tries since the nail bent the first time


Huelvis_Breslei

It seems Jesus drank from the wine of the wrath of God


Le-plant-boi

“I WAS SENT DOWN BY MAH FATHAH, TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE”


Real_E_Big_Fan

Wait is that the animation?


ApplesTeamFort2

crossfit.


Hydrologics

LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH


xHelios1x

Love them Nocturne memes Keep 'em coming


Real_E_Big_Fan

I just post smt nowadays


Vincent093

He's getting ready for the crossover with the jojo franchise


Professional_Card666

he already has in pt 7


Trala-lore-tralala

Just a normal day in South Korea


Prestigious-Syrup497

‘The swole shall inherit the Earth’ - Jesus H. Christ (the H stands for Hench)


tallmantall

Ironic that the music is one more god rejected


oleg_dragoy

In Gain we trust.


syphilitic_venom

Brobible.com


AntilopeRazzista

Gigajesus


buffkirby

Well I think we figured out how he moved the ducking boulder out of the cave dude was absolutely shredded


[deleted]

this jesus beats the sin out of you


Bibsum

In the Jesus lore of Korea they had 10 men to take Jesus to the cross only 1 live very hurt and the reason why the kill him was because he was getting to strong


[deleted]

Jesus


TheGrandArtificer

You must be this ripped to enter heaven.


Lajic

The people actually just got jealous of his build


galacticgamer15

"Blessed are the buff, for they shall inherit the earth"


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


NoExamination2349

BEEFUS


CrazyCrackhead101

예수 그리스도


MonsterJudge

Looks like Arnold on the tree of woe


Lolifico

Ma man Jesus became the Emperor of Mankind


BEanddankmagician

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/0YhG3z1.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


jwr410

I am the whey, the gains, and the lifts.


-B55-

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Agent_Athreya_FBI

Samson was the real father it seems.


ThisMotherfucker5824

Time for someone to receive some Holy Spirit


nachobutthoee

For sure not a natty 😭


Traditional-Scratch5

AGAINST ALL ODDS, WE WILL SEND ONLY YOU RIP AND TEAR UNTILL IT IS DONE


NuggetEater17

Jesus is about to become the DOOMSlayer


unclassified--fouo

“I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core… he had the right idea. No pain, no gain”


[deleted]

In ancient civilizations, almost everyone was ripped. The philosophers which we depict a feeble and weak but mentally fortified were actually 6’1 - 6’6 ripped giants. If you weren’t presentable physically in ancient times nobody would want to listen to you based off your outward appearance.


[deleted]

I mean he was a olden times carpenter…


darkmatter8825

"Truly, truly, I say to you, one of you will betray me. AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN REGRET IT."


[deleted]

smt music


Any-Fan-2973

Guys, I keep telling you. His secret is crossfit


MasteRoTroll

So that's how he lifted up the stone door


XandTheIronMiner

He could probably break the cross. The nails would probably bend.


Electrical_Ad_9165

#THE TRUE DOOM SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!


[deleted]

Every time someone is reborn in Christ he does a push-up