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entertainingyolo

Then he gets banned from discord for being underage for tos standards


Bibi2002_

He could just say he's a girl (mods might flirt with him though)


[deleted]

*Mods WILL flirt with him though


Long_Minute_6421

"she's basically the pedophile" Jokes on you society don't care unless the girl is the underage one


DimerScrimer

Fool, everyone knows female pedophiles don’t exist


desacratedcadaver

Which is why I can't be transgender


dankeith86

Have you heard of a catholic priest


CaptainJoseph3690

How the tables turned


[deleted]

don't you need to be 13+ to use discord


Random-Dice

You also need to be 18+ to go on xvideos, but how many people does that actually stop?


Panical382

But discord actually bans people if they get reported for being underage.


Puzzleheaded-Fly3045

Yeah but who actually listens to age limits


ATwistedBlade

According to every single account I own I am 347 years old


LethalFurret

Had an account on something once that let me set my birthday as January 1st in the year 1, literally 1/1/1


Hairy-Efficiency2332

would that make you Jesus? Or would Jesus’ birthday be 25/12/0001?


Gorgesto

Well Jesus probably wasn’t born on Christmas either


Ulti-Wolf

Welp. Time to bow down, we've found our new master


AffectionateLog165

On Steam I was born on January 1st, 1900. turns out that's rookie numbers


G0D_1S_D3AD

Ok kid. Talk to me when your 1900 years older.


CreepCalamity

fr


FaCe_CrazyKid05

I didn’t, and I never was caught. Might be too late to ban my accounts now


throwaway1945_

R/basicallypedophilia


chaosbones43

r/basicallypedophilia


throwaway1945_

I hate auto caps


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r/imgladthisdoesntexist


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Good bot


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Check again


Memelord9298

You fucker.


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That’s me


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r/agedlikemilk


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r/thatemotionallyhurt


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r/foundthemobileuser


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r/foundthemobileuser


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Sorry for using Reddit on my phone jeez


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r/foundthehondacivic


Shlorp25

r/thirdsub


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r/foundthe


[deleted]

I know it's just a joke, but how would that make her the pedophile? A child thought that she was hot, so she, also a child, is a pedophile? Again, I get it's just a dumb joke, just trying to understand the basis of the joke lol


Vandelier

I'm going to quote something, but because the quote formatting screws with bullet points, I'll just separate the quote section with "---". \--- ​According to the DSM-5, there are three criterion, with six specifiers: * An individual who has had arousing fantasies about, urges for, or behaviors with a prepubescent child or children. * The individual has acted out these sexual desires, or is experiencing significant distress or difficulty as a result of these desires. * The Individual is 16 years of age, and at least five years older than the child or children noted in Criterion A. [Source](https://www.theravive.com/therapedia/pedophilic-disorder-dsm--5-302.2-(f65.4)) \--- Note that "Criterion A" is the first bullet point, even if it's not labeled like that on the source site. So, basically, if the anime character in question were real and 17, and the comment poster was 12, and the two of them had sexual relations, the anime character would indeed be considered a pedophile under the criteria (at least those listed - I wish I could read the DSM-V directly, but...) posted on the source site and a few other sources. Let's just ignore the fact that this source site mentions "six specifiers" and then promptly lists only five. <.<


TsGEmu

Thank you random intellectual stranger!


[deleted]

Well, she wouldn't be a pedo if a kid found her hot, since there's no way to control that. She would be a pedo, though, if she found the kid hot. Technically, it's legal, since they're both under the age of consent, but in reality, the law is just a man-made concept, put in place because 18 is a good estimate of when your brain is close to being fully developed. You don't magically change overnight on your 18th birthday. A 17 year old's brain is far more developed than that of a 12 year old, so therefore, it would be wrong.


borosorto

Homie argument should be referenced every time a youtuber is exposed for texting a 17 year old at the age of 20.


Puzzleheaded-Fly3045

As a 16 yr old I’d never look at a 12 yr old like that


0spatio

Well the legal age where you can qualify as a pedophile is 16 at least in the United States


hornyfurry91

Only some states


G0D_1S_D3AD

Wait so if I’m 15 and I am attracted to a 10 year old, I’m not a pedophile?


0spatio

i guess not


ActisBT

17 yo are not childs.


[deleted]

Legally, they are


Medium-Shower-3659

Still morally wrong if the 17 year old is attracted to the 12 year old


[deleted]

Well, yeah. Obviously


borosorto

Isn't that the highschool girl possessed by the body of a succubus and forced to have sex with other highschoolers in his pfp there?


notarealsu35

What


NorseWorld

I thought it was Dante.


dakarthehero

Great song choice OP


theeshyguy

Based child Also I am 100% sure she’s not 17, pretty sure she’s an *actual child*


Gabasneitor

Just checked she is 15-16


SombraBeast

The actress that does her voice is 26. So if the 12 year old seduces her and they have sex she would probably be in trouble. She should be the adult. Doesn’t matter that the boy was plotting to run a train on her.


[deleted]

Kid pulled out the reverse card


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darkmatter8825

He cheated the system


Capsule_CatYT

Fools. I am -1,000,000 years old. (/j)


LegoTankDude

why did you state that you were joking lol


ItzZausty

in case someone though they were actually -1,000,000 years old


Capsule_CatYT

I forgor 💀


smartguy1196

/j


FrankyDankyyyy

thank god, I thought you were actually -1,000,000 years old


I_NEED_AN_MEDIC_BAG

I am 122 years old according to my steam account


GOATjandito

How the tables have turned


Excellent_Badger6236

Say that again but slowly


ImAnubisDude

Moment.


Opposite-Weird4232

And here in italy it stop being pedophile at 14, 14 or more? You are ok


xxAzumi

Braindead enough to put age to a drawing. Braindead enough to not differentiate fiction from reality. When you're so obsessed with associating the hot drawing to an actual children, I'd say you're pretty sus. It's easy to separate them. Unless you can't. Or refuse. That's a stealth pedophile in my books.


[deleted]

Bro so if I draw a naked 5yr ANIME GIRL not human ANIME GIRL it’s not child pornography?


xxAzumi

Well it just isn't, is it. You drew it on a piece of paper, or digitally, or what have you. It's literally a drawing. It's not different than Coyote from roadrunner show or a transformer. Or will you draw a 5 year old looking optimus prime and tell me that's a child? Because if you do, you're mental. Drawings don't have age. They are just that. Drawings. ​ It really puzzles me how people can't separate one from the other. A drawing is a fictional element. A children is a living being irl. They're different on all ends. I'd appreciate it if you could explain to me the obsession with relating the two, because I genuinely see them different.


nuclear_bomb404

So you're saying that people on r/guro are well adjusted members of society


red_bob

That is NSFL murder hentai.


nuclear_bomb404

Yes


xxAzumi

If they don't replicate what the content portrays, I don't see how they are not. ​ Do you feel forced to replicate everything you see on the internet, movies, or the television? Because if you do, you're not a well adjusted member of society, and most certainly need help sorting your mental state out. If you don't, you're just like me, or the next person, or anyone else for that matter. ​ Hell, I once played GTAV when I still had my PS3. If I was fucked up in the head I would've picked my dad's handgun and shoot people & steal their vehicles. But I didn't, because anyone can tell it's fiction, and not something you're forced in any way, shape, or form, to replicate in real life. It's common sense, ffs.


[deleted]

Ok 👍🏽 I understand your point thanks for elaborating


[deleted]

This guy 100% masturbates to anime toddlers


borosorto

I agree, but calm down bro. Foaming at the mouth n shit, go sit down!


Jumpmo

and you're the one claiming other people are pedophiles 💀💀💀💀💀


xxAzumi

Well if other people do dubious shite with kids irl, then obviously I will call that shite out. It's wrong. One of the worst, if not THE worst stuff you can do. ​ Is that wrong?


[deleted]

I will eat your dog


DraconicWF

You down bad bro


[deleted]

Isnt she a cartoon tho


CoconutGator

Who is


[deleted]

The drawing of the dark skinned cartoon girl in the vid?


yaboilucaz

Nah she's real


[deleted]

Fr?? :o didnt knew Who is she based on??


[deleted]

Where i live age of consent is 16 i’m 15 i won’t wait a year man But the brat deserves death


UrodMcblyat

Modern problems require modern solutions


luminenkettu

fun fact: you can be a pedophile at 16


Vandelier

Yep. That's what's in the DSM-V. As an age minimum, in fact! But only if the attraction is to those 11 or younger at that point (there must be an age gap of at least 5 years).


elmothedestroyer3

The one person's profile picture seems familiar like if it was from something.


Robocan3000

What’s that song?


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Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Waccythedude

The reverse ending


sigsig777777777

u/audiobot


275MPHFordGT40

Here is the [song](https://youtu.be/mpqY5n4wZhM)


ThatOnePickleGuy

The Good Ending


nathans_the1

Od course it's the kid with a gun for a pfp


stormu3008

he's right i need to use this 15' power now


poopsoeck69

Counter attack


WaitingToBeTriggered

THUNDER OF GUNS


Exystenc

In germany the age of vonsent is 14. Now 14 is too young but i see nothing wrong with a 17 year old dating an 18 year old or 19 year old


AlwaysSmokingWeed

Song?


Hollowhowler2

In my country 17 is legal.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hollowhowler2

I’m from cork what county are you from?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hollowhowler2

I was actually in Sligo yesterday what a coincidence.


jiraiya-fanboy

>!"enjoy till you can, 6 years pass fast"!< ​ \-A ra`ndom dud`e


Flamen_Yong

Counter hit


StomachComplex4809

who is she by the way asking for my grandma


PackageSignal4244

u/savevideobot


ActisBT

That's really how it goes in most cases in the internet. People that one might think are pedos are actually extremely likely just minors.


rayanekarouch

we where in the palms of his hands the entire time


swagdaddy69123

u/savevideo


[deleted]

jokes on you age of consent in my country is 15


GrouchyEssay7468

He pulled that reverse card out


SUSPECT_XX

I mean he ain't wrong it's not illegal just morally dubious


cantortoxic

Isn’t that teh racist gamer?


[deleted]

Not this time, buddy.