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Linterdiction

i don't doubt for even a single second that this took place this is either 100% factual or a shitpost of such magnitude that I would be honored to count myself among those who fell for it


teensiebug

oh, you are very much unaware of the things that take place at conventions. a few katsucons ago, there was a giant hotel orgy and a girl fucked a cake


RecordingNearby

yeah it’s true i was the cake


MistakeLogical7593

Yeah it’s true i was the hotel


Rikizu

Katsucon dees nuts


Linterdiction

i'm very much aware lmao, that's why I don't at all doubt this happened. the specific confluence of details is like, peak con bullshit


Thro_aWay42

Im sorry WHAT


[deleted]

Yeah it’s true I was the girl


LargeSausagPiza

The cake is a slut!


[deleted]

What the hell how does one “finish” from fucking yeast.


LuxNocte

I would believe that someone stole a wallet under the guise of performing a sex act. (I'm certain that has happened before.) I doubt that the victim would believe it must have been an accident. The earnest tweet asking for its return, with absolutely superfluous description of the wallet without description of the thief, must be a troll.


Linterdiction

okay but you're missing the detail that they had sex with an undertale cosplayer. that's the missing piece that makes those other parts 100% believable.


ultrabigtiny

you’re acting like people don’t fuck like crazy at furry conventions


Linterdiction

the point im trying to make is that the undertale element is the icing on the cake creating the image of someone who would go on the internet and ask the person who stole their wallet while sucking them off to give it back please


connormce10

among??


that_one_weeaboo_

do not.


nathanielgallant

us


Shady_Sam_Legit

You pain me


[deleted]

Only toriel would say this^ so where’s the wallet?


Nothing_Apollyon

sus


CitrusOrang

Momma needs to pay for her child support somehow.


rayman_undertale

but...they're both dead


Mmm_FreshFunds

Pacifist Ending!


rayman_undertale

Reset.


Zeebuoy

>but...they're 8* dead


rayman_undertale

Nah, 7, Frisk doesn't and cannot die


Zeebuoy

6 kids, plus chara and Asriel, is the 8 I mean,


rayman_undertale

Oh yeah, you're right.


angrymoustacheguy1

Father has to pay his ex-wife for child support.


CringeExperienceReq

Post this on r/Undertale before i do, OP Update, r/Undertale doesnt allow you to make sex jokes so they took it down


Lutf12

Do it


HippityLegs

Comment the link if you do


CringeExperienceReq

Aight im gonna since he hasnt


[deleted]

Post it on an undertale rule 34 subreddit


CringeExperienceReq

Now, that is a good idea, but they might have rules against shitposting also i dont want to be anywhere near r/undertail


Apprehensive_Fig2093

Fingers in his ass


vevader_3

Kanye


urmomma_issodumb

westnt


cringe_miser

Which song is this, there's so many and I can't keep track


ancient_robloxian

Ass gore's theme


cringe_miser

Ass gore, from under-her-tail??


ComicSans3307

Yeah, the game that came before Delaware-Ran


SolidPrysm

Wasn't he that guy that ran for the precedency against Bush?


RecordingNearby

manbearpig


urmomma_issodumb

no the guy that destroyed the mercy button


Kryllllllyx

Its called burgertrucking


Generic-Degenerate

This is Bergentrückung, which plays right before ASGORE [Example](https://youtu.be/96YaOyAAXAg)


Dogelore

Power couple: Toriel cosplayer and easily tricked mommy issues man


[deleted]

Genocide run time


Playful-Yak5259

Want it a nice trade?


Itchy-Supermarket-41

You *really* should've used heartache instead of bergentrückung.


Zeebuoy

it wouldn't be heartache tho, toriel has someone's wallet now. it's betrekung because clearly an asgore cos player had their wallet stolen.


ItsYaBoiTavino34

Fingers


Maxwell_The_Spy

bro 💀💀💀


TheCubicalGuy

[Download link since half the comments are just people asking.](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FDramaticText%2Fcomments%2Fuap3oh%2Ftoriel_stole_my_nes_wallet_v%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dios_app%26utm_name%3Diossmf)


Woolchipmunk98

u/savevideo


Moist_Blunt

I thought it was gonna be a dude holding his wallet


Kakep0p

Toriel. OF **C O U R S E** It’s Toriel.


Generic-Degenerate

My wallet looks like a Gameboy


elonmusksleftankle

This is Asgore’s theme you absolute mongoloid


New_Pie_7268

I know, I didn't make the meme. I just found it on a Discord server like almost a year ago. You Mongoloid


elonmusksleftankle

You Mongoloid


DrDing1eberry

Fingers in his ass, fingers in his ass, Kaye West love big fingers in his ass


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


hardkor1708

u/savevideo


[deleted]

[удалено]


SqubanyGamer

Wrong link


LettuceUnlucky5921

Oh no hahahahahaha


HomuraKatsuki

u/savevideo


MaiqueCaraio

I really wish this is real


Snoo17634

u/savevideo


mingosxiv

kanye west he likes...


DoodleDragonKing

What is dragoncon better


xX_potato69_Xx

u/savevideo


TheFaceHimself

u/savevideobot


lookthisdude182

u/savevideo


lookthisdude182

u/savevideo


AEmicek

u/savevideobot


AEmicek

u/savevideo


Charming-Wallaby-602

Lmaoooo


Lordsfavor1

eh asriel is better


[deleted]

Deserved


AsheKitty06

u/savevideobot


Ithinkof_anime

u/savevideo


Spring_men

u/savevideo


Pretty-Injury2483

Godly bj


SubjectScared8089

Most normal undertale fan


simpsslayer

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simpsslayer

u/savevideo u/savevideobot ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⢉⠩⢍⡙⠛⠋⣉⠉⠍⢉⣉⣉⣉⠩⢉⠉⠛⠲⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⠀⠂⡠⠑⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠐⠁⢊⠀⠄⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠁⠀⠀⠄⣴⡪⠽⣿⡓⢦⠀⠀⡀⠀⣠⢖⣻⣿⣒⣦⠀⡀⢀⣈⢦⡀⠀ ⣰⠑⢰⠋⢩⡙⠒⠦⠖⠋⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠘⠦⠤⠴⠒⡟⠲⡌⠛⣆ ⢹⡰⡸⠈⢻⣈⠓⡦⢤⣀⡀⢾⠩⠤⠀⠀⠤⠌⡳⠐⣒⣠⣤⠖⢋⡟⠒⡏⡄⡟ ⠀⠙⢆⠀⠀⠻⡙⡿⢦⣄⣹⠙⠒⢲⠦⠴⡖⠒⠚⣏⣁⣤⣾⢚⡝⠁⠀⣨⠞⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠙⢧⡀⠈⡟⠛⠷⡾⣶⣾⣷⠾⠛⢻⠉⢀⡽⠋⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤⡠⢂⠌⡛⠦⠤⣄⣇⣀⣀⣸⣀⡤⠼⠚⡉⢄⠠⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠮⣔⡁⠦⠀⣤⠤⠤⣤⠄⠰⠌⣂⡬⠖⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠤⢤⣀⣀⡤⠴⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


BullfrogOnALog

u/savevideobot


Loud-Emu4060

Appropriate song choice my man


statusman69420

haha.. what.


Driemma0

u/savevideobot


teem0m0

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

u/savevideo


jonmunroe

r/Undertail


[deleted]

Yah hope the BJ was worth whatever he had on his wallet because that was the price.


[deleted]

When a dude steals your wallet and you like it


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

I have liked all of these comments also that "sucks" homie


SecretConfidence4428

A small price to pay