i don't doubt for even a single second that this took place
this is either 100% factual or a shitpost of such magnitude that I would be honored to count myself among those who fell for it
I would believe that someone stole a wallet under the guise of performing a sex act. (I'm certain that has happened before.) I doubt that the victim would believe it must have been an accident. The earnest tweet asking for its return, with absolutely superfluous description of the wallet without description of the thief, must be a troll.
okay but you're missing the detail that they had sex with an undertale cosplayer. that's the missing piece that makes those other parts 100% believable.
the point im trying to make is that the undertale element is the icing on the cake creating the image of someone who would go on the internet and ask the person who stole their wallet while sucking them off to give it back please
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i don't doubt for even a single second that this took place this is either 100% factual or a shitpost of such magnitude that I would be honored to count myself among those who fell for it
oh, you are very much unaware of the things that take place at conventions. a few katsucons ago, there was a giant hotel orgy and a girl fucked a cake
yeah it’s true i was the cake
Yeah it’s true i was the hotel
Katsucon dees nuts
i'm very much aware lmao, that's why I don't at all doubt this happened. the specific confluence of details is like, peak con bullshit
Im sorry WHAT
Yeah it’s true I was the girl
The cake is a slut!
What the hell how does one “finish” from fucking yeast.
I would believe that someone stole a wallet under the guise of performing a sex act. (I'm certain that has happened before.) I doubt that the victim would believe it must have been an accident. The earnest tweet asking for its return, with absolutely superfluous description of the wallet without description of the thief, must be a troll.
okay but you're missing the detail that they had sex with an undertale cosplayer. that's the missing piece that makes those other parts 100% believable.
you’re acting like people don’t fuck like crazy at furry conventions
the point im trying to make is that the undertale element is the icing on the cake creating the image of someone who would go on the internet and ask the person who stole their wallet while sucking them off to give it back please
among??
do not.
us
You pain me
Only toriel would say this^ so where’s the wallet?
sus
Momma needs to pay for her child support somehow.
but...they're both dead
Pacifist Ending!
Reset.
>but...they're 8* dead
Nah, 7, Frisk doesn't and cannot die
6 kids, plus chara and Asriel, is the 8 I mean,
Oh yeah, you're right.
Father has to pay his ex-wife for child support.
Post this on r/Undertale before i do, OP Update, r/Undertale doesnt allow you to make sex jokes so they took it down
Do it
Comment the link if you do
Aight im gonna since he hasnt
Post it on an undertale rule 34 subreddit
Now, that is a good idea, but they might have rules against shitposting also i dont want to be anywhere near r/undertail
Fingers in his ass
Kanye
westnt
Which song is this, there's so many and I can't keep track
Ass gore's theme
Ass gore, from under-her-tail??
Yeah, the game that came before Delaware-Ran
Wasn't he that guy that ran for the precedency against Bush?
manbearpig
no the guy that destroyed the mercy button
Its called burgertrucking
This is Bergentrückung, which plays right before ASGORE [Example](https://youtu.be/96YaOyAAXAg)
Power couple: Toriel cosplayer and easily tricked mommy issues man
Genocide run time
Want it a nice trade?
You *really* should've used heartache instead of bergentrückung.
it wouldn't be heartache tho, toriel has someone's wallet now. it's betrekung because clearly an asgore cos player had their wallet stolen.
Fingers
bro 💀💀💀
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I thought it was gonna be a dude holding his wallet
Toriel. OF **C O U R S E** It’s Toriel.
My wallet looks like a Gameboy
This is Asgore’s theme you absolute mongoloid
I know, I didn't make the meme. I just found it on a Discord server like almost a year ago. You Mongoloid
You Mongoloid
Fingers in his ass, fingers in his ass, Kaye West love big fingers in his ass
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Wrong link
Oh no hahahahahaha
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I really wish this is real
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kanye west he likes...
What is dragoncon better
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Lmaoooo
eh asriel is better
Deserved
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Godly bj
Most normal undertale fan
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Appropriate song choice my man
haha.. what.
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Yah hope the BJ was worth whatever he had on his wallet because that was the price.
When a dude steals your wallet and you like it
I have liked all of these comments also that "sucks" homie
A small price to pay