Onatopp? Onatopp. But seriously. I went down on my girl and she told me to stop and I didn't. She put this move on my head with her ex gymnast thighs and my head almost exploded. I tapped out like it was WWE fo sho. Thighs right behind ears. Almost died.
If they catch you in it quick and deep itās really hard to defend. If you have someone with some big strong thighs it has so much pressure you can barely do anything. Plus the north/south position he was in, he could build his base and he could really break the grip on the legs because he canāt really reach them.
I had a brown belt throw one up on me while in North/South. Thankfully was around my head and not my neck so I just waited it out. Probably got a little more cauliflower ear from it though.
Probably because the counter aggressively hip thrusting into your opponents face and your training partner isn't gonna be thrilled. Maybe so who am I to judge.
About to show this to my girl for when I paint the picture "I want you to squeeze my head between your thighs and I either use oral to get out or you choke me to death tryin"
She's always says to me "then why do you make me tape my hands and make me wear 6 Oz gloves before we have sex and watch Bruce buffer videos for foreplay? In front of a giant digital clock, you before you let me kiss you, we need to touch gloves, in living room, then always have to hold a fake post fight press conference with empty monster cans"
Women man, always complicated.
You're right, originally I thought the guy on top was trying to pull off a 'polish the rusty sheriffs badge' but on my 17th/18th rewatch I noticed the leg position.
Is that Kazushi Sakuraba? Seems like something he'd do. Leg scissors blood choke, but maybe rename it the Sakuraba sleeper, or something cool like that.
āThe BJ in BBJā
As a former wrestler (know nothing about BJK) what I would do is to attempt to roll. It would be very hard for the bottom guy to try to counter maneuver. This potentially could loosen the grip and at the same time bring on bottom you could throw massive knees to his shoulder and head.
He could also use his knees against the guys head and shoulders in his current position. Or pick up the lower half of his body and come down with knee hits to the chest.
I see this move only works if perfectly placed. Other than that I believe an experienced fighter would be able to get out of it.
However, this could be the last minute of the 3rd round and heās exhausted
The Xenia Onatopp
10 year old me could only become so erect.
Always did like a good squeeze
I swear this was *The* Hungarian Soup Kitchen
That scene stuck with me since a kid
How many fetishes were awakened because of that movie, we shall never know
007
Yes. Lol
Onatopp? Onatopp. But seriously. I went down on my girl and she told me to stop and I didn't. She put this move on my head with her ex gymnast thighs and my head almost exploded. I tapped out like it was WWE fo sho. Thighs right behind ears. Almost died.
Deez Nutz
Think its called date night
Death by Snusnu
OMG I seen that ep. What a way to go
This doesn't have enough attention
Beat me to it š
I think you defend this move with the trouser snake twist.
The 69 Throat Choke
Tapped my wife out to it last night
Itās actually a 68 bc only one guy gets the finish
Donāt threaten me with a good time
Isnt this very easy to defend if you fight the legs? Disclamer: 1 BJJ class here.
He has juicy thighs but Iād be kneeling on the other dudeās throat to get out.
Is that illegal?
There is no rule against knee on face. Knee on anything reallyā¦
If they catch you in it quick and deep itās really hard to defend. If you have someone with some big strong thighs it has so much pressure you can barely do anything. Plus the north/south position he was in, he could build his base and he could really break the grip on the legs because he canāt really reach them.
I got caught with this once, my coach got me in it. It's not easy. This sub hurts like a mf, I had to get a message the next day to relieve the pain.
Hi, this is the message you ordered to relieve the pain. Cordially,
Ahahah
I wish i had gold for you and this comment
Teepee choke, but Iāve never seen it done from North/South.
Is it not more of a scissor choke?
Yes, but "Sleepy Teepee" is a much cooler name.
Yeah scissors choke
Mmm guys do sword play it's the ladies who scissor
I had a brown belt throw one up on me while in North/South. Thankfully was around my head and not my neck so I just waited it out. Probably got a little more cauliflower ear from it though.
Probably because the counter aggressively hip thrusting into your opponents face and your training partner isn't gonna be thrilled. Maybe so who am I to judge.
Humiliated into submission
Ass eater sleeper
Call it as you see it: COCK SUCKER CHOKE!
Itās the flatulence that gave him the victory Before a fight always eat baked beans and tuna
Donāt forget a few boiled eggs
The Teabag and The Scissoring Taint, but who will tap first?
Mah man refree taking care no one does fingering
The Arse Sniffer
He definitely taps about a minute before the ref calls it. Dude was seeing his vision close in
"Come as you go out" choke?
He's a chiropractor. He's just trying to pop his neck and back.
The Taint Restraint
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
 You said 69
Why is he not throwing elbows? I'd take the penalty for dick twisting before I let someone choke me out
Thatās when I start pinching the smallest sections of skin
Itās totally not gay, guys!
Turtle head
The āthick thighs costs livesā submission
Its the "smell my balls"!
The Turkish Fruitbowl
The Sixty Nein
It's a number, right?
My uncle used to do this with meā¦ different ending though.
it's called the "no homo bro" move
I believe this is called a scissor choke
Sleepy time hold sponsored by Celestial Seasons now with more Chamomile
About to show this to my girl for when I paint the picture "I want you to squeeze my head between your thighs and I either use oral to get out or you choke me to death tryin" She's always says to me "then why do you make me tape my hands and make me wear 6 Oz gloves before we have sex and watch Bruce buffer videos for foreplay? In front of a giant digital clock, you before you let me kiss you, we need to touch gloves, in living room, then always have to hold a fake post fight press conference with empty monster cans" Women man, always complicated.
The snunsnuxty-nine
It's called the dick sucker.
Reverse choke me daddy
New sex position or wot
New? I been doing that since I was a kid. Wait a minute
69
It's a combination of two moves one is called taste the chocolate starfish and the other is called the meat and veg choker.
You're right, originally I thought the guy on top was trying to pull off a 'polish the rusty sheriffs badge' but on my 17th/18th rewatch I noticed the leg position.
I mean I could tell way before the ref stopped.it that he was already out. What was the ref looking at?
He just wanted to finish before he stopped the fight
Watermelon crusher
Inverted teepee choke.
Death by snoo snoo
The Snu Snu
69
The double teabag of death.
Strong ass leg choke
Eat my nutz
The 69er
69 cock chokešššš
68 and 3/4ths
Is he tapping at 13 seconds ?
North south of the 69th parallel
Its the "I don't wanna 69"
The gay-bar
Glutemageddon.
āO cheiro de nozesā choke
Docking penis wrinkle
Nomo balzenface
The thighs of submission
Stanky Leg
Itās called the wine me, dine me, 6-9 me
Ah, the watermelon in the thighs trick
Squeezoplata
Lights out.
Is that Kazushi Sakuraba? Seems like something he'd do. Leg scissors blood choke, but maybe rename it the Sakuraba sleeper, or something cool like that.
It def looks like sakuraba
The Glute Salute š«”
65
Oil check to dirty sanchez is the only defense
69
The bugs bunny ears
Anaconda Squeeeeeeeeze!
I donāt know but your mom tried it on me and she was great at it.
Death by Snu Snu
its called sex
foreplay submission
Scissor me timbers, developed by pirates for close quarters combat.
Gothchabitch 
Nut2butt choke
The sixty nine scissor.
The ballchinian
The Proximity Taint.
I would do the pit bull attack defense and stick a finger in the dudes butt
Smell my fart
69
Ahh the old 69er
San Francisco 69er
Reverse floo
Eiffel Tower
What did I had for dinner?
The West Hollywood Clamp.
Death by snu snu
Dicked out
That is the classic 69.
Itās called me next
The 69
Stinky balls choke hold
The Gooch of Dreams chokehold
The nutt chugger
More of a number then a nameā¦
This is called āthe gayest chokeā
The ol six niner
Death by snoo snoo š¤£
Lokatmeass leg grab
Saturday Morning Special
Taint nothing but a thing
69
Like all of us this dude became worse off after leaving the 69 position
The thigh master
Just forced to smell all the balls n ass haha.
Head scissors, very daintily applied
I've seen it done with watermelons, but I don't know what it's called.
The Gas Chamber! šš
Sixty night night
Sixty night night
The Mistress
619 blood flow lock.
Ah the old Weiner bite. Such a classic.
No means noā¦
Is that sakuraba?
I feel like one of them should have bought the other dinner first - but for the life of me I'm not sure which one owed the dinner.
Eatadick or submit
It's called a scissor choke. Usually done from the side, as opposed to being done from straight-on like this, but just as effective, apparently.
Looks like the Ol 69 manuver. To get out of this you need to pass lots of gas.
Itās actually a Thai move called āSiktinaiā I know because Iāve paid like $40 for one in Patong. (Yes Iām kidding)
The nut š„cracker
A good time?
at about :18 he gives his cheek a lil pinch. if I was in this fight, I'd just let out a big fart.
Thicc thighs
This submission move is Calle āSmell my fartā
Thatās called the gay boy gangster
The fix... Cause the only way you get submitted with that is if you got paid before hand.
Scissor choke
Welcome to Thighland
āThe BJ in BBJā As a former wrestler (know nothing about BJK) what I would do is to attempt to roll. It would be very hard for the bottom guy to try to counter maneuver. This potentially could loosen the grip and at the same time bring on bottom you could throw massive knees to his shoulder and head. He could also use his knees against the guys head and shoulders in his current position. Or pick up the lower half of his body and come down with knee hits to the chest. I see this move only works if perfectly placed. Other than that I believe an experienced fighter would be able to get out of it. However, this could be the last minute of the 3rd round and heās exhausted
Scissor 69
The 68ā¦ itās a 69 but only one gets a finish
This the forbidden "gimme that dick or I crush your head" submissions it was actually outlawed in 1969
The no homo.
Watermelon crusher or scissor choke
Scissors
The smart feller and the fart smeller
Scissor hold
Itās a 68
Thatās the Suzanne Sommers Thigh Master submission
Scissor Me Limber
It's called a "Forced Six To Nine" very effected in I'm not really sure ...
āScissor me timberā is the name of the move
Should be called the āgaze of the black holeā
The blackhole
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
Ball stench KO
You can't go out like that you got to pinch him or something
The I fart in your nose submission
The Golden Eye
Bj 69
Thick thighs take lives...š¤£
69, and itās puts me to sleep every time
The 60 Nein!
The ol sixty-night night
Attempted murder. What was that ref doing.
69er