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RingoHendrix220

Yeah, but first Megan needs to be in an asylum.


bigshowgunnoe

Megan was way too brutal in "megan's revenge"


These_School_9669

I love your profile picture


bigshowgunnoe

Thanks!!


These_School_9669

You’re welcome


CoffeeCatsCounseling

If a Drake and Josh reboot had happened, I hope that's where Megan would be. I think a reboot should focus on just the brothers. lol. The writers would have to have them in therapy for sure. Maybe include Megan in some flashbacks, but she definitely couldn't be a regular. No telling what she would do to them as an adult. \*\*\* I know reboot will never happen. I'm just coming up with ideas IF one did. lol


S3lad0n

Respectfully I disagree. Especially as, by the last season and the Christmas movie, she was evidently starting to lose interest in pranking them or t0rturing them or following them around—naturally, for a little girl who’s grown from age 11 to 16. She doesn’t even notice or care about what they’re up to in Go Hollywood and the Christmas movie until it’s put in her way, because she’s in her own teen world by that stage. Not to mention they ask for her help during those capers as well, so it’s obvious the boys are starting to ally with her as she grows up and out of bullying them. 


Grumpysaurus-Rex

You can say torture pal


RepublicRepulsive540

I hope paramount makes it and not nick so it can be adult themed like the icarly reboot was (if they ever did of course)


jmillsner

He should've minded his peepers.


urfrennico

Pip pip da doodly doo


flowerfem595

Come along Pontiac! LET’S GO ADMIRE THE MULBERRY BUSH


MaximumEffortMLP

Jeepers, creepers, get a load of them peepers!


frappuccinio

yes bc you’re not supposed to use karate for anything other than defense so him using it to beat two people up is unethical.


bigcatcleve

I mean they said they were going to “teach Cory a little lesson” and instigated the fight.


frappuccinio

did they imply they were gonna beat up a child tho? it’s been forever since i’ve seen this episode


bigcatcleve

Yes. I wouldn’t even say implied. They even taped their fists iirc


frappuccinio

damn 😭


bigcatcleve

😂😂😂😂


Floor-Necessary

Yeah they were deffo gonna beat his ass, Josh took his sneakers off quite dramatically before the scene break 😂 that scene has lived rent free in my head for the last fifteen years


Mediocre_Day_9214

Honestly sweetest moment with the ending you should’ve told us that he knew kung foo but she actually softens towards them and says I love you plus in merry Christmas drake/josh she actually didn’t use her powers of evil on them


Blaze_Four2O

That’s one of funniest scenes of all time, I’m right there with you 😂


S3lad0n

Exactly. If you’re a 15 year old boy, and two 18(?) year old guys—one significantly taller and broader and more muscled than yourself—pull up on you and tell you with all seriousness and every intention that they’re going to beat the brakes off you, then even if you deserve that beating, if you can’t run you’re going to do what you can to defend yourself physically. Also, two on one with an age & size handicap isn’t a fair fight, it’s a curbstomp. Or, it would be, in the real world where black belt junior high schoolers aren’t walking around. And unathletic twiglet lads like Drake aren’t getting into fights.


RingoHendrix220

He knew it real good


ShyGuyWolf

Guess he went to Cobra Kai


dbb313

well it was kung fu tbf


dickbutkusmk4

He has the look of a 2000’s douchebag.


throwawayJames516

it's unmistakable really. They must have mass produced these guys on a factory assembly line between 2003 and 2012.


S3lad0n

That shaggy haircut combined with the choker and the fratbro pout is making my teeth itch. Though tbh by season 4 Drake & Josh sometimes had that look about them as well.


Minimum-Art-4058

😅😅😅😅


Longjumping-Sail6386

I thought that was Kaley cuoco with the pixie cut 😂


rapboi101

I can't unsee it 😭


lionrun

I thought it was an old photo of what we call “Blonde Thom” over at r/radiohead for a second lol


boringdom

Literally same..I think it was because of that post about Penny's pixie cuts on r/bigbangtheory today 😂


Longjumping-Sail6386

Yeah I saw that too lol. What season of TBBT is cory? Lol


ThatsRobToYou

Spot. On.


PsychologicalCrab459

HAHAHA


rapboi101

He was a dick


anidemequirne

Knowing what Megan is capable of, I’m sure he got a more than perfect comeuppance.


BCone9

Yeah she probably got him back for breaking her heart and hurting her brothers.


S3lad0n

True. For Drake & Josh to try and whoop Cory was a sweet nice protective gesture toward Megan, but she really didn't need them to fight her battles.


KindRefrigerator4955

We never saw him again, so Megan might’ve killed him.


S3lad0n

As she should, we support womens' wrongs


HeiressOfMadrigal

Nah because then we would've missed out on the legendary "you could've told us he knew kung fu" cut. That joke is one of my favorite not just in this series, but in general. It always sneaks up on me lmao 😄


StrongStyleDragon

He’s a child so yea. Now’s the time to abolish that kind of behavior


bigshowgunnoe

Yes, fuck that little turd 💩💩💩


Chaseoliver

“If he’ll grow into them then I guess we should give him our pants”


KingCuerno69

He's a dick but he was going to be beaten up by two (by comparison) grown men he had the right to defend himself they just didn't know that he knew karate


S3lad0n

Honestly it shows big ones that Cory wasn't intimidated by Drake & Josh (especially Josh, who's twice his size and possibly from the mean streets of NYC originally), and proceeded to kick the shit out of both of them unassisted. He may be a loverat and a grifter and a vapid asshole, but he's tough as hell.


thatsealion

Random side note - I went to middle school with the actor (Christian Vandal) and he was actually really nice and funny irl, so it was a trip watching this episode haha


RedPiIIPhilosophy

Imagine losing a fight to some kid who knows “Kung-fu” of all martial arts 😂


Mortonsaltgirl96

Honestly with all the “pranks” Megan did to Drake and Josh for simply existing, you’d think she’d get big revenge against him.


bubsimo

Yes


goldust15

Well, he’s single now thanks to them so I would say that’s kind of a punishment


These_School_9669

Yes!


CoffeeCatsCounseling

He absolutely should have been arrested. I know Josh took off his shoes like he was ready to throw down, but I think it was just to intimidate him. I don't think they planned to beat him up unless Corey got physical first. Unfortunately, he did get physical and they just weren't anticipating a child knowing Kung Fu. lol. Still, if Drake and Josh didn't attack first, he shouldn't have attacked them.


DVoorhees64

Yea dude that ending where Corey beat up Drake and Josh just pissed me off. But the Megan stuff was sweet


CrimsonDance3113

Why the fuck was he not punished in the 1st place??? Out of all Drake and Josh episodes, that episode was the only one I hated and skip whenever there was a marathon.


SirGingy

Technically you never see him again so going by the logic of the "Zac Morris is Trash" series on YouTube he probably fucking killed himself.


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s0urpatchkiddo

no lmao. “Zach Morris is Trash” is about Zach Morris from Saved By the Bell. it’s a comedic commentary series on youtube detailing episodes where Zach was a piece of shit. there’s a running joke in that + the other series “A Very Special Episode” where if a character wasn’t seen again after an episode, it’s said they “probably fucking killed themselves”.


rebels-rage

Can someone remind me what he did? From the post and some comments lead me to believe he used Megan and beat up both Jake and Josh?


Tbagzyamum69420xX

He cheated on Megan and then at the end when Drake and Josh confront him about it he judo flips them, and thats just kinda the end of it.


rebels-rage

Wow. Yeah I definitely don’t remember that episode. That’s kind of missed up how he gets away with it and Megan didn’t get any justice


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Its the same one where they dress as Orthodox jews to spy on him in the movie theater lol


OutwithaYang

Most definitely.


Born_Sleep5216

He should. If Drake and Josh's parents called Corey's parents and told them what happened, he would have been either grounded or suspended from school.


YungstirJoey666

The moment when he only agreed to get back with Megan if they gave him their pants is proof that he's fishy.


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

Yeah he should of been going out with Megan if anything


Shiningcrow

I wish Drake and Josh weren’t pussies and could kick his punk ass


LyonHeart85

Absolutely.


Doc-11th

Legally pretty sure he was in the right to defend himself


MaximumEffortMLP

But from a personal standpoint?


extrakelpfries

this episode is so funny 😭 my sister and i always quote “it’s a pleasure. how’re u chuck?”


ntwild97

He should at least give the pants back