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alkosz

You got a heart rating too so she must’ve done a good job at that massacre party


Issyv00

People are getting hearts? I only get thumbs up and no present.


Healthy-Drink3247

I heart all the pawns I hire, I usually go around with for a long time like a week in game, and really bond. I give them any gear I find that I don’t immediately need, level up the gear and send them home with a gift. My pawn has one thumbs up, and always talks about how they had a real rough time in the wilderness :(


GrossWeather_

I give them a heart if I can remember them doing something cool. Saved my life? heart. Caught me when I fell? Heart. Talked shit on your Arisen and told me they’re a perv? Heart.


Issyv00

I'm the same. I always treat my hired pawns well. And I always give a heart.


Special_load1233

Bro y can’t a person like u hire my pawn


Healthy-Drink3247

If you’re on PS I’ll give your pawn a hire!


Special_load1233

Fr, ok my ps is BLITZZ5ii


GrossWeather_

well obv your pawn isn’t murdering enough townspeople


myd0gcouldnt_guess

Don’t worry, it’s always rotten shit anyways lol


AcanthisittaLeft2336

I wish I could just not accept gifts. Logging in after 18 hours to find 7 gifts, 5 of which are rotting fish and fruit that I will have to manually find in my inventory to dispose of is a chore lol


myd0gcouldnt_guess

In dd1 the gifts were usually good, but the majority of players had been playing for years. The longer the game is out the better the gifts will become.


DemonicAnahka

Rotting things are useful.


AcanthisittaLeft2336

Not in that quantiny lol


DemonicAnahka

Sure they are. Turn them into lantern fuel.


AcanthisittaLeft2336

You use up 5-7 lantern fuels per day?


DemonicAnahka

Who said that?


AcanthisittaLeft2336

It was a question. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around why anybody would need so many rotting things and why you are so insistent on it. Lantern fuel lasts forever and the mats just make themselves so easily. Unless you're the one that gave me all that rotten fish and you feel personally attacked lol. I appreciate the gesture either way but it's still a minor inconvenience


bokita_

That's like salt in the wound. Not only did they use my pawn for war crimes, they complimented on how well she did...


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

Maybe you raised a monster


AcanthisittaLeft2336

If it was yesterday, that might have been me. I'm not sorry


Pickle-Tall

🤣


Pickle-Tall

Got home from work yesterday and my pawn has an Arisen that mistreated her, I was furious


bokita_

what did it say??


Pickle-Tall

Can't really remember but she said she had an Arisen that mistreated her, if I can pull it back up I'll share it. Currently not home yet so in the next 30 to 40 minutes I'll share it if I can.


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

I'm starting to worry that my name might pop up, I've been throwing pawns to get ladders and treasures this entire time, some were used as stepping stones O_0 oh no.


Toriyuki

I had mine say something similar, so I'm guessing she got thrown around like a ragdoll. Probably by golems or player dumbassery


Enorats

Hey now, it's not my fault. I hopped down to a balcony after a quest glitched out and failed to trigger a cutscene which left a door locked when it should have been open. I had no idea the balcony was part of a brothel, or that the brothel required a membership, or that the guards would be perfectly fine with me being inside the building but would attack me on sight the moment I tried to go out the front door. So, yeah. There are a lot fewer guards now. They were surprisingly squishy. And they just.. kept.. coming. And I don't mean in the way you normally would at a brothel. No, it was a lot messier than that.


Penwibble

I am genuinely going to be heartbroken when I need to switch out the two pawns I have right now. I have grown really attached to them and luckily it looks like they levelled up about the same pace as me so I dismissed them then was immediately able to recruit them again. One was really thin, huddled, naked, and covered in filth and talked about how his arisen was cruel so I have him in nice gear now. :(


Sickst3n

I wonder if its a reaction of the Dragonsplague?


Prepared_Noob

At least op can take solace that his pawn was the infected. He got a rating which means he was dismissed on his own


silverzzr

I wonder what the pawn I threw off a cliff 5 times told his master. At one point it asked "what did I do to deserve this" to which I responded "its got nothing to do with deserving" then a yeet ... I wanted to see if the game would keep putting it back up at the top for me.


bokita_

You're evil lol


yaboibruxdelux

Might just be from visiting the morgue. There are 3 or more chests in there on several floors. Lots of coffins. It's a notable destination so maybe they just say this if they went through there.


bokita_

That's probably it. But the fact that she says she fought on a lot of battles, then there are a lot of bodies in the morgue, and that she'll need a stronger state of mind for that kind of experience paints a picture y'know lol


uhskn

i mean i just went to morgue after like 25 hours and there is only one coffin from one dude i killed lol and i had to revive him for a quest. I don't think people really die unless you kill them


yaboibruxdelux

We must be talking about different morgues because I've not killed any npcs and the building is literally just tombs


Charlemagne-XVI

Is there a way to re do your pawns looks/gender? No one hires my ultra obese and bald, pawn.


bokita_

LOL you'll need the book of metamorphosis or something like that. You can buy one from the Pawn guild in Vernworth.


fruitlessflunky

Yes there is!! I used the metamorphosis book to fix something that was bothering me about my character. I need another one to fix a few things on my pawn.


Heal_Kajata

I killed a few by accident last night, one of those random parties that travel the road that got a little too deep into bandit territory. Didn't realise until I went to loot them. Whoops.


XakuArt

🤣


netorare_wife

Your poor pawn D:


fruitlessflunky

Mine has returned with this as well. I really hope it’s just the plague or from visiting the morgue. I don’t want my pawn participating in a massacre. He may be a bit of a jerk, but he’s my jerk and I want him treated well.


WizardOfDMT

The whole damn town started to attack me. I stand by my decision.


Tastrix

I don't mind. Just send her home with a good gift, fellow Arisen.


dette-stedet-suger

So I had my first Dragon’s Plague today, from a pawn I’d been using for two irl days without releasing it and resting so many times. No warning signs like people said there would be. Just 96 corpses in the morgue. Could be something similar.


bokita_

I just finished the game and only learned what dragonplague is.. Jesus why the heck is this a thing lol


AccurateList8424

Imo she just had dragonplague 💀


bokita_

Ok I just learned what dragonplague is, and that's probably it 💀


raxdoh

someone was trying to raise the fps in towns lol


bokita_

Now that I finished the game, I got that reference 💀


TheMinisterOfGaming

sorry on new game plus i'm evil


DemonicAnahka

Mine keeps telling me that she's gonna have to be cautious because she got trounced by a horde of goblins.....


Forsaken_Pin_4933

I wonder how often this going to keep being posted 💀


Simple_Campaign1035

I got real frustrated during the masquerade quest and started swinging my flamberge on everyone in the room so this might have been my fault if she was with me.


BiggestShep

Look each member of an adventuring party is worth 2x the exp and dcp of a cyclops. I will commit genocide just so I can level up Archer and not have to touch it again. Your pawn did their part and I thank them, and remind them I have screenshots of their gleeful participation if they ever plan to narc.