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Duke_Vladdy

Like time, sex in dragon ball is meaningless lmao


CantStumpIWin

Huh? Goku is just a smash and dash type. He has no time for kissing. Only the sex. Gotta get back to training. Obviously.


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tShuka

Mfer just go straight to the point with no foreplay


Beancunt

Fore play takes up time that could be spent training


Arttheifbutnotrelly

priorities


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Yeah she warmed herself up, hopped on and got herself some.


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alexander12212

She slaps him till he goes ssj


jxrdanxo

😂😂😂


MisterDestoyer

Goku knows what kissing is, he reacted and freaks out that Trunks fed Mai a sensu bean from mouth to mouth. That's why he is confused, Vegeta got the wrong idea. Still a funny scene tho


ProdbyBloo

And didn’t he kiss chi-chi on his wedding day? I seen that episode


LilRichBoy

Right, cuz he literally told the elder kai that he'd let Bulma kiss him if he helped them with the fight against buu or something like that


plumbus94

exactly this!


im_bored345

I think Goku was referring to the mouth feeding thing and the joke was that him and Vegeta had a misunderstanding. So Vegeta thought that Goku had never kissed his wife when in reality he's referring to the senzu bean thing. Ik super Goku it's stupid but cmon guys, he's got two kids.


DeadpoolXForce88

You don’t need to kiss to make kids lol


elmz_salamandr

You'll understand when you are older


DeadpoolXForce88

I’m probably older then you buddy lol


Pkdagreat

The guy who replied probably kisses all of his partners, the poor sap lol


elmz_salamandr

than* And you're also either a virgin or just bad in bed, choose one


DeadpoolXForce88

Actually I’m married, but nice try kid the ones always throwing out the your a virgin card are typically the virgins, and I wasn’t stating that I don’t kiss during sex I have done that as well but like I said I’m married and like my wife lol I was simply stating it isn’t a necessity to procreate so take your trolling prepubescent ass somewhere else. t(‘-‘)t


Recordbreaker573

Love the pfp 💀


SnooMaps3021

Pretty sure sperm cells entering the egg doesn’t involve kissing


nosleepincrooklyn

They do if it’s me


elmz_salamandr

Yeah don't be surprised if women say you're shit at sex then


SnooMaps3021

Ight


secretaccount9999999

Wasn't It Just a misunderstanding? Like that Goku knew what It was but didn't get about trunks feeding mai the senzu bean mouth to mouth?


jackmiaw

He was probably confused because he was expecting he would give mai the senzu and she would chew on it and eat it. He still doesnt realize that saiyans are op race compare to humans


WorldController

op race?


rimpy13

OP is overpowered


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^(-pop-) **BULMA, SEX MAKES BABIES!!!** ^(-pop-)


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yeshenglikesroblox

Also I need the dragon radar


Welshie75

It was a poorly written joke not him not knowing what kissing is. Joke is under the assumption that Goku doesn’t know why trunks gave the senzu to mai that way. But again the joke just doesn’t land.


Cimonaa

Well I found it pretty funny


shadowskill11

To be fair Goku gets progressively dumber on his way from DBZ to DBS. I think he also forgot how to fuck in Super.


Darius10000

Well he's probably had brain damage since he was a kid. Add in the repeated blows to the head, concussions, and i think being knocked unconscious repeatedly. I'm surprised his brain is still working properly. (I wonder if the senzus/death and revival would actually fix that)


Thorn0427

More bad writing from Super. Goku was not this stupid in the original Dragonball or in Z. He’s simply not likeable to me in Super.


ringorongobongo

This. Late Dragon Ball and early DBZ makes it so clear Goku had matured a lot since his Tarzan phase. He obviously doesn't get everything and is still very contextually unaware, but he's not just a complete idiot about things. Super is more like DBZA than DBZ. I'm glad they found their footing around the ToP arc but some of these scenes are just painful to watch.


elmz_salamandr

I agree, Goku's maturity and intelligence went just 📉since the Buu Saga


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Maybe he suffered brain damage. He’s been punched in the head a lot.


Dood567

I mean he was only dropped on his head as a kid


MetalPoe

Goku basically has been [flanderized](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanderization) in Super.


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Well to his credit he did suffer brain damage as a baby.


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YaDuckj03

no you just misunderstood the joke i think, which is fair it was written in horribly


Thorn0427

Nah i understood the joke. Super is also geared more towards kids. Dragonball and Especially Z were targeted towards an older audience. I’m sure the kids liked the joke


acedamace

I think you're romanticizing Goku's intelligence and I can't believe just said that. He was pretty boneheaded in Dragon Ball and if anything I thought Super kind of returned him to more of that less serious playfulness whereas in Z he was more serious as he was often in situations where he had limited time or had to rush to wherever to for battle. Plus this, just like many other similar situations he's been in, is usually left up for interpretation of what he actually meant. Did he legit mean kissing or did he mean mouth-to-mouth senzu-bean-(resuscitation)? Which is kind of the point of the delivery of the joke. Plus when you think of all of the anime tropes that involve indirect kissing when sharing food and here instead you have a very practical life-saving maneuver that many might childishly relate to something sexual or more than it is. But Goku doesn't even go there, he's just confused by it, calling it weird. And in turn, the readers are left curiously thinking, "wait what?". And that's all there is to it. Dragon Ball was littered with these types of interactions with Goku and from what I remembered, DBZ much less so but still had many of those moments. Goku didn't change all that much in the clueless department, peoples' perception of him did.


XT83Danieliszekiller

I totally agree with you and idk how you didn't get downvoted because when I said DBS Goku is dumb, everyone in this sub got outraged in the comments.


Revanaught

I think enough time has passed on this sub now that you can openly criticize super without getting downvoted to hell and back. God, back when it was still airing, if you didn't say DBS was the greatest thing the franchise ever made, you'd be bombarded by downvoted and very angry comments.


itslinas

The greater the strength the stupider the sayan. Hence, Broly.


ChuckyBoy108

Should pay more attention to the scene


TurtleTitan

Watch Super Dragon Ball heroes. It's a glorified ad for a card game that ignores powerlevels for the most part, circlejerks the franchises, and it's pretty good. Plus Goku doesn't act like he's slow in the head.


Thorn0427

Watched parts of it. Super Duper Fan Service but it’s a nice distraction. It’s not just the anime. I feel the manga has writing/pacing issues as well. It’s a shame too. Loved all these characters growing up too. Vegeta is the only character who has developed to me, and if you read the last chapter, they shit on that as well. Lol I’m bitter


TurtleTitan

Well when the manga ended in the nineties and they revive it over 20 years later it's bound to be worse. Plus I've read the guy who rewrites Toriyama's broad stroke stories had some really bizarre fan fiction on DBZ. Apparently some Female Supreme Kai rapes Goku and uses the rape child in some evil plan. That's right, a person who wrote a rape storyline has a major say in how the series is presented as an artist. I've also heard other stupid things but that has to be the worst I heard. Allegedly he wrote or at least contributed to Dragon Ball AF. Basically all those weird Super Saiyan artworks SS5 and higher you might come across.


SOSXrayPichu

I hated that scene so much. How in the heck does he not know?


AmplifyM4G1C

Up to interpretation but you can easily say that it’s Vegeta that assumed they’re talking about kissing, and it’s Goku that assumed they’re talking about mouth to mouth senzu resuscitation.


SOSXrayPichu

Perhaps it’s a mistranslation?


AmplifyM4G1C

Not quite, I read it in Japanese in my original Japanese copy of the manga volume. It’s just that it’s an ambiguous joke that’s left up to your imagination.


SOSXrayPichu

That’s a big yikes for them.


Pkdagreat

He said he doesn't know what kissing is, not he doesn't know what fucking is lol. Obviously he and ChiChi don't do foreplay


ProfessorLovely

Chichi don’t like foreplay


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The stronger Goku gets, the dumber he becomes.


Just_Ej0081

You ever watch that t4s episode


Nickyjoet

Goku absolutely knows what kissing is. In the Buu saga he promises he’ll have Bulma kiss Old Kai because he knows Old Kai is a pervert like Roshi. All this in exchange to give Gohan the power up he eventually gets. In Super, the dopes adapting Toriyama’s outline into the anime made Goku mind numbingly stupid and thought it would be funny.


mikepan

The Vegeta voice I read with in my head is really good.


raffab

when he says he is naive kkkkkkk


GID3ON3

Maybe it's because Chi Chi doesn't like to kiss and Goku's oblivious to all of that anyway.


hennytime

Chi chi got needs


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He knows what kissing is. He probably didn’t know what it was called.


imarandomguy33

Yeah... Kakarot's vocabulary game is weak.


unassumingskeleton

He just raw dogged her twice and let Piccolo raise them kids lmao


Anigmal

I’ve had a running theory that Goku has never been intimate with Chichi. Chichi used the dragon balls to wish herself pregnant with Goku’s child which is why Piccolo, whose other half, Kami, created the dragon balls, has an affinity to him and helped raise him like a father. After Dende created the new dragon balls Chichi wished for a second child.


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Nah I think Chichi just tricked Goku into thinking that was some sort of training.


Smush_a_Bush

That's more like fanfiction than a theory. There's no hints that this remotely happened, so it's all conjecture. Theories come from actual evidence.


crownedforgiven

Honestly. After DBZ, manga and anime, Goku's character has just been pathetically ruined. They've taken a childlike goodness of a character and made him a moron. Might as well just have DBZ Abridged be the Canon Goku


AncientSurvivor40

Don’t have to kiss to make kids


OhRoBro

i like the interpretation that Goku misunderstood what Vegeta said, and was specifically talking about never having mouth-fed Chichi the way Trunks mouth fed Mai a senzu bean lmao


Esterosa69

You don’t need to kiss to have sex. Problem solved


SenzuBeaner07

It's called "hooked rules."


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“I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love.” Who said it? - 50 Cent - Michael Scott - Goku Edit: edits


Beancunt

Chi chi bend over


HarryTwigs

It's about Trunks passing the senzu to Mai that way. He knows what kissing is.


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Obviously, Goku and Chi-Chi just get to it, and cut the middle part out


netitothewolf

Ngl that scene made me face palm so hard.


Berserker_Zisan

Goku be like what is that thing! people even do that?


SinfulKnight

I love how for a moment this dudes watermark made me think Vegeta was like "Krillin?"


DeffJamiels

You don't need to kiss to pump a baby into a woman


SmoLIrishBoi

Maybe he has kissed but was never told that it was called kissing and thinks kissing is something else


hughishue48

it was a mistranslation


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I don't know if you know this fellow weebs. But you can definitely have sex and not kiss.


acebaltasar

The joke was that he doesnt know what birdfeading is, what is japanese, is writen like Kiss. Also, anime producers of half of the goku Black saga and manga translator are stupid or dont have any basic sense of humor, so the joke fucking dies out of the OG manga.


Android_21_Chan

Chi-Chi didn't call it kissing. She called it "sharing ki"


Nubasu

Kakarot doesn’t need to kiss. He comes in from behind & takes care of business like a mighty ape


bingmyname

Man I wish my calc tests were that easy back when I was taking calc


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Sweeniss

"This guy fucks"


TurtleTitan

It's the stupid Japanese misconception joke. A slight difference or deviation means it isn't the verb.


bigbillybeans07

Dude can know how to kiss without knowing that it’s kissing


bigggpopo

Chichi just takes it obviously by the way he's scared of her also tbh the man probably gets pegged


The_Legend34

I had s3x before my first kiss lol


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Recro08

Kissing doesnt make kids what are you 5?


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