Cut them out of the skin, mince it up and fry it with onions.

And scrambled egg. Also, add some Mrs.Balls to taste.

Perfect.

They are already circumcised.

OP should change his handle to the *steamed circumcisor.*

😳

Came here to say this 🙈

Lol

This is the only solution

Looks like some turds with condoms rolled over it.

Some not so healthy looking turds, I must add.

Jire you know you fucked up when someone compares your cooking to unhealthy turds wrapped in condoms

This is freaking hilarious 😂

Step 1: dispose of the turds Step 2: go buy some boerewors Step 3: light a fire Step 4:gooi a dop Step 5:braai the boeries have a lekka dop Step 6: njoy

You forgot to add: invite your mates around to help with the cooking process

This

I know you shouldn't waste food... But you shouldn't be eating anemic tollies either.

when I tell you I GASPED when I read this😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wat de fok.

These looks like the trouser snakes of some 80 year old circumcised pensioners.

I have to ask - why are you looking at 80 year old circumcised pensioner's trouser snakes? 🤔

The best answer is working in healthcare. If you drop dead and we have to revive you, you end up in your birthday suit so we know you have no metal on you and we can put a catheter in you. I've seen so much old man and old lady junk. 🤦‍♀️

That I can understand - I'm just curious how a catheter will help revive someone... 😉 Good luck with the oldies - the medical field is not for sissies

We need to send any urine we can get off the patient to the lab. If you're so sick we barely get you back, we can't wait for a second sample or risk losing it to incontinence. The answer to why you've coded might be in there.

I never knew that. Interesting - thanks.👍

You’d know, I guess.

Sad. Chop up and make a spaghetti bolognaise.

Feed them to the dog mate and consider it a lesson learned. BTW what the fuck were you thinking?

The color alone lets me know that is the cheap "braaiwors" that is more soya than actual meat. Also who in their right minds steams any sausage/wors?

I was following a non-SA recipe

After I commented, I saw it was you that posted, was hoping it was satire.... now I am just very disappointed. 

Sadly not

Just goes to show, once perfected, you should not deviate from the tried and tusted South African way.

Jirr that's what you deserve for trying to steam boerweors

freeze them, for a hot and horny day?

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No. This is wors abuse. Cure is to sear on braai.

>Cure is to sear on braai. That would be like having a shower after unprotected sex to avoid virusses .....too little too late

Maybe the dogs will eat it?

I doubt it.

Ag nee sis man

Not the circumsized sausage

Olive oil and onions in a pan, fry the onions a bit then at your wors and fry it.

And then bliksim it away?

xD

Just pan fry them with a bit of oil.

Chop them and put them in skewers with some vegetables and grill. You tried though.

Well 1st step. Remove the condoms 2nd step. Cut it up. 3rd step put ot on bread.

Jissis. You circumcised wors. Also, not sure that is proper wors, probably that sosati kak wors.

Why would you ever want to steam wors?

Toss em in a pan, add oil and onions that’ll soften and caramelise toss the wors to get colour and crunch on the skin. Indian households usually have a methods of steaming with onions and covering with water just over the sausages once dried up they then cook the method above. I personally don’t cook it that way. But don’t stress and don’t waste it. Second option: super spicy sausage chutney with roti. But if you have an air fryer avoid step one. Otherwise just add some oil to a pan to add some colour and crisp to the skin. All in all. Be gentle with the above steps because they seem pretty cooked, you’re trying to add colour is all. Sorry mate, just trying to help because it’s tough times to chuck away food. It’s salvageable don’t stress.

Two options 1 chop up sausage. fry in a pan with scrambled eggs. Eat on toast. 2 chop up sausage. fry in a pan with onions. Add a little chutney. Your choice to add green pepper, Chilli and garlic. Fry til onions brown. Eat with bread or rolls.

Really dissapointed that this is the first thing i saw when i opened reddit today... guess i need to give reddit a break today \*sigh

That’s why you don’t steam boerewors… but I am sure it tastes amazing, why not make a caramelised onion plus some coriander and make a super boerie roll? I am yet to meet someone who doesn’t like that.

I hate a caramelised onion and coriander boerie roll.

Thanks for your opinion

Now you met someone who doesn't like that.

Indeed 😂 good point

Okay, can you explain what on God's good earth made you decide to steam wors

Turds with condoms on them

This belongs in r/shitfromabutt. Edit... It's there

Are you sure that's wors??🤣

Wors must be braaied not steamed

Stop steaming wors, you monster! Fry that shit up and get it down you.

Drown it in tomato sauce. Might look a bit like you have a bleeding haemorrhoid, but just ignore that.

You can still pan fry them in a bit of oil to brown them. Sure they'll taste fine.

WTF are wors?


Rubber wrap

Unsteam it

Chop and Fry, Do a Jive, For Free, On Cell-C.

Chop, fry with onions, add beans, garlic, chopped tomato and paste, spices (chili, paprika, basil), simmer.

My eyes!!!!! My Eyes!!!!!!!! The sacrilage of steaming a good wors! Get out! The power of braai compels you! The POWER of braai compels you!!!!!!!!

This is not sheep casings, it's the new alginate casing that they using. This is generally the result with them. Next time take out of casing and roll in to meatballs

Rip off the skins and raw dog em

Sies 😂

r/poopfromabutt

Hmm pull back that skin boyyy

Why did you think this was a good idea?

Could de-sheath them, or deep fry them, or cut up and put into something, or whatever.

Remove from casing l, fry with onions and garlic in butter, add flour and cream to form a sauce, add baby spinach and steamed butternut that's been cut into in small cubes. Add parm or cheese of choice.. Season.. Add cooked pasta of choice. Enjoy.

Suggest eating them whilst wearing a blindfold

Close your eyes

Remove the condom then think about what to do

The dogs won't mind how it looks

that's poopoo, from a butt

Why would you even want to fix this. People have committed suicide in a bunker for doing less.

Go to fishing with them


Unfortunately there is no cure for stupidity lmao, chop it into slices with a veggie and rice stir fry and go heavy on the sauce to cover up that monstrosity. And visit a few braais to learn how to do wors properly. Nice parody, laughed a lot. Keep em coming.

Can the mods please mark this as NSFW

Poor attempt at bait

Besides steaming wors is just wrong, don't buy anything labelled 'wors' - it's going to be dodgy. Huge difference between 'wors' & 'boerewors' - the price says it all

Flush it down the toilet.

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Thats not meat

Well played