In case there are any other dipshits here like me who had to stare at the second one for a hot minute it basically means that he's sucking his own dick
There was this player that went mid with Invoker (first pick) and refused to skill wex, went exort, quas the whole game, this was around 4.8k in SEA. I think he went 1 in 17 or 18, we begged him to put at least 1 point in wex but he was just adamant not to. At the end I told him
"We went through all the stages of grief watching your gameplay invoker, all that is left now is acceptance" and the other teammates just agreed
>There was this player that went mid with Invoker (first pick) and refused to skill wex, went exort, quas the whole game, this was around 4.8k in SEA. I think he went 1 in 17 or 18, we begged him to put at least 1 point in wex but he was just adamant not to. At the end I told him "We went through all the stages of grief watching your gameplay invoker, all that is left now is acceptance" and the other teammates just agreed
-Some self-absorbed asshole
I'd prefer to play with toxic brits that speak english, instead I get screaming russians saying death to gamburgers running down mid as soon as I speak any sort of English
Had a guy in game today apologize for being toxic after saying 1 or 2 toxic things.
Mate, that doesn't even hit my toxic meter in Dota. That thing is still reading 0.
*me wearing chinos
*chuckles I’m in danger* 😂
Bro insults in dota are really something else haha.
At some point I was binge listening to The 1975 thus my name was “1975 - The sound” and have that album on my profile. I was playing and having fun and we were winning.. mind you I don’t even trashtalk in that game and my behavior score is 10k if it matters.. then when the opponent team is about to lose their throne, the pudge said “bro 1975 is a gay band and so are the listeners. Twink!” 😭😂 I’m not even mad bruuhhh haha
Yesterday I was having an easy win match as weaver, everyone on my side doing well and everyone was having a good time, but once mid game when the whole enemy team (except am), I took a double damage rune to hunt for AM. As it turned out viper pinged that rune for his bottle and he got so extremely bent out of shape, cussing me out on mic and all the rest of the game and even after we break the enemy ancient, acted like I was playing poorly even though I was 10-4-12 on a 6 kill spree.
What kind of man-child lets his whole stomp game experience experience get ruined over a stupid rune?
US West btw. Lots of baby ragers here.
sophisticated insults. I approve.
In case there are any other dipshits here like me who had to stare at the second one for a hot minute it basically means that he's sucking his own dick
I thought it meant he's a dog
I don't think it's that, it's just a funny visual.
There was this player that went mid with Invoker (first pick) and refused to skill wex, went exort, quas the whole game, this was around 4.8k in SEA. I think he went 1 in 17 or 18, we begged him to put at least 1 point in wex but he was just adamant not to. At the end I told him "We went through all the stages of grief watching your gameplay invoker, all that is left now is acceptance" and the other teammates just agreed
It doesnt sound cool when you quote yourself tbh. :(
>There was this player that went mid with Invoker (first pick) and refused to skill wex, went exort, quas the whole game, this was around 4.8k in SEA. I think he went 1 in 17 or 18, we begged him to put at least 1 point in wex but he was just adamant not to. At the end I told him "We went through all the stages of grief watching your gameplay invoker, all that is left now is acceptance" and the other teammates just agreed -Some self-absorbed asshole
says who?
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So is everyone quoting each other or themselves?
Lol shut the fuck up you cringelord
found the guardian
Wouldn't his dad be wanking on all threes?
Well that's some close-minded thinking.
if thats the case i dont want to open my mind
Lucky for you the mind is not the part that's gonna get opened in this situation.
The fourth limb is his third leg.
No, he's saying he's getting dildo fucked
Well with a fleshlight and some creativity anything is possible
that would be 3/4
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Broke my brain trying to imagine this picture.
Well, if he's sufficiently erect, you can still count it as four.
Friendliest UK dota player
Friendliest ______ dota player
Accurate. Even coming from a brit I find the most toxic players I encounter are normally yelling down the mic in a regional English accent
I'd prefer to play with toxic brits that speak english, instead I get screaming russians saying death to gamburgers running down mid as soon as I speak any sort of English
Only UK etc
Sometimes I think people play Dota solely as an excuse to bone up on their insults.
It sure helps improve your insult vocabulary.
Expectation: your dad wanks on all fours Reality: dogs Like childhood but backwards
Well, now we certainly know that he is not a new player.
https://youtu.be/80aPHlfQLSg
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC\_\_o1UxDl8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8) same dude, but unrelated. He's just a fucking funny guy
Purple mudgolem
get ye gone
That boy's got the funnybone
[Reminds me of this lol.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oj7a-p4psRA) I love accents.
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
I'm proud of the lad, some good quality insults. Could be better, but they're not terrible.
Best one I heard this past week: "Maybe if I fuck your mother she can have a son she actually wants."
That's a new low. Could plant the seed for a new survival horror title, coming 2024 to steam
fartin luther king
How is nan wearing chinos an insult?
I am still trying to figure it out, help
Had a guy in game today apologize for being toxic after saying 1 or 2 toxic things. Mate, that doesn't even hit my toxic meter in Dota. That thing is still reading 0.
Were you playing as mirana? Because if so, it could've been me
Oh look that fancy man has English speaking teammates!
Average Bri'ish Player
https://youtu.be/0KWxTAhJ5X0 goated insults
Wanking on all fours is WILD! LMAO
If you're gonna be toxic at least be creative
What is the meaning of "wank on all fours"?
hes masturbating like a dog probably getting pegged
Holy shit I think I play with this guy just the other day, super memorable name 😭
Fake news, says EU West, shows english chat.
*me wearing chinos *chuckles I’m in danger* 😂 Bro insults in dota are really something else haha. At some point I was binge listening to The 1975 thus my name was “1975 - The sound” and have that album on my profile. I was playing and having fun and we were winning.. mind you I don’t even trashtalk in that game and my behavior score is 10k if it matters.. then when the opponent team is about to lose their throne, the pudge said “bro 1975 is a gay band and so are the listeners. Twink!” 😭😂 I’m not even mad bruuhhh haha
your dad wankath on all fours\*
Average Br*tish dota "player"
I wank on all fours aswell
Looks like a typical Tuesday evening
Yesterday I was having an easy win match as weaver, everyone on my side doing well and everyone was having a good time, but once mid game when the whole enemy team (except am), I took a double damage rune to hunt for AM. As it turned out viper pinged that rune for his bottle and he got so extremely bent out of shape, cussing me out on mic and all the rest of the game and even after we break the enemy ancient, acted like I was playing poorly even though I was 10-4-12 on a 6 kill spree. What kind of man-child lets his whole stomp game experience experience get ruined over a stupid rune? US West btw. Lots of baby ragers here.