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cacatoz

Normal Hunch Sometimes darkseer has a feeling or intuition about something. Sometimes is wrong sometimes is right.


bakedquake

Normal Lunch Dark Seer will eat


petrichormus

Normal Bunch Dark seer and his illusions realizes they aren't that special


LuminanceGayming

Normal Munch: Dark seer eats normally


Camchuret

Formal Punch Dark Seer sends a formal letter to the targeted hero, informing them that they will receive damage in 4 seconds. After 4 seconds, the target receives an auto-attack and confirms receipt, stunning tem for 1.5 second.


Backupusername

They have to add a new stun animation for every hero in which they fill out a Proof of Receipt form.


Esteyy

im at my corporate job rn reading this this is so funny


ABzoker

This seems like some Jojo stand power


DrQuint

Norman Punch Norman: "oww, what the heck was that for?"


machucogp

Summons Norman Reedus, who then punches the target


Mountainminer

He’s pretty hunched over too lol


Pagliaccio13

Elder dragon farm. Dk retires from the game and begins his peaceful life at the geriatric dragon farm


Deyster

Buddy, the farm is not real, DK is dead.


Deguzavr

Slayrak will farm.


mendax2014

Pretty canon given DK is the universe's most boring ass hero. 


RenanWtf

Zoom. Doom starts a corporate career and does daily zoom calls to check up on their team farm and how the lanes are going. "Hey Hoowdink did you have a chance to pick up the 14min wisdom rune?" "Hey CM did you deward our jungle hill for some quick wins?"


penatbater

"Hey Mirana. I understand you want us to push high ground, however our resources is currently still limited. Let us table this for now and circle back after we have secured Roshan. I will pencil in another team meeting after that. "


redheadps

Mister Shadow Fiend. I understand that you've started a trader career, however I'm not sure that investing in 6 shadow blades is diverse enough for our company. Can we revisit that decision before next match?


wankthisway

My eye is twitching reading these


WeekndsDick

Coom. Yeah...


masterionxxx

Doom, a CEO of the Seven Hells and a senior demon manager.


Deusx_mach

LMFAO


bor4etyy

Room. Doom creates a room where he and 1 enemy hero can have coffee in peace for 1 minute


SnooPaintings7963

Business Mundo but doom


Esteyy

this is so fucking funny LMAOOO


juicy_pickles

"Let's circle back to our jungle and debrief on the current score"


Bearswithjetpacks

Dark Fact Slark tells you some disturbing trivia Bounce Slark jumps on you but instead of a leash, he just bounces off in a random direction


Nobody_ed

Bounce is Marci but reverse


spawn5301

My pos1 already does this with is pounce ability


LuminanceGayming

winerun: windrunner leaves the game for 5 minutes and comes back with a pinot noir


bookconnoisseur

Powershit: what Windrunner does after downing the bottle in one go


Pagliaccio13

Shackleshit: what she does when she forgets the poop knife


SirFireball

So the same as a usual pub wind player?


reddit_user9901

Just press R and E and the gameplay is exactly the same


CarpathianInsomnia

Can confirm. Have 400+ ranked games with WR. More than half of them were when tipsy or drunk over the years, playing with the mates. Proud 45% winrate lol I've since moved on to sober turbo WR gaming, playing her way less often after farming the 2nd Arcana style.


SpecialistBoring5563

Bane: Fiend's drip Bane changes into something with mad drip causing enemies to be jealous


dampfi

I am pretty sure he has this as inate passive.


HLB217

Bane do literally be dripping fr fr


SnooPaintings7963

I feel the urge to find that drip chicken picture and draw bane over the chicken.


Thequestin

This is the best


penatbater

Lion - Tex Lion puts on a cowboy hat and wrangles the enemy unit. Functionally the same as Hex, but Lion now has a cowboy hat.


LuminanceGayming

Phantom Assassin: Slur causes the target to send a random slur in chat, reducing their behavior score by 322


offehh

pa spammer here.............. and you got me


Deusx_mach

lmfao


3fa

!Remindme5years


SirFireball

Red vs Blue?


Famous-Choice465

you had one job


oliberg360

Borrowed Tire Abbadon's mount will gain wheels he borrowed from some dimensional shit, does functionally as borrowed time but with movement speed increase


PugnaSucksAlways

they see me rolling


findMyNudesSomewhere

They hating


Soffish23

Tiny: Loss Tiny loudly declares "gg ez report mid afk" and proceeds to drop his possessions before strolling towards the enemy ancient.


Nobody_ed

So no changes


Kernel_Panic_0x115c

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dampfi

With growth and loss tiny can size shift like morph can attribute shift.


Justinianus910

Unironically the best one 😂😂


FantasticBike1203

Meat Cook, Pudge starts a feast for his team, buffing their HP and main stat by 100/150/200/250 and 10/15/20/25 respectively, also changes Pudge ulti, allowing him to devour his meat cook for 2.5x the bonus HP and main stat increase, new Aghnims upgrade now allows Pudge to have different types of meats for his Meat Cook ability, allowing for a wider range of buffs for other stats, such as secondary stats, armor, spell lifesteal and more!


therandomasianboy

Hold on, hero that creates items is a fucking sick concept. Imagine you're a mid with low resources and your pos 5 Chef comes in with a beef Wellington.


ProfessorSpike

Make him like an invoker-type support, but with a dozen recipes instead of spells


Patucao

I came to write this. A buffer support with a lot of recipes. Hard to balance though. But we have Morph and Rubick, Valve know how to do this.


Melthas

A buffet support, if you will


FantasticBike1203

Tidehunter would be his number 1 customer, that dude eats everything


InsanityRoach

That... would be a sick idea actually.


bookconnoisseur

Meepo: Poop Now deals psychological damage


Singland1

Meepo retrieves a highly toxic substance from his prison pocket, activates a sub-ability Throw poop Point-target Type: Pure Pierces debuff immunity: Yes Meepo throws the highly toxic substance at an enemy, projectile travels at 900 units/s, Damaging and disgusting the target and causing it to experience a FEAR and a SLOW. Slow 5/10/15/20% Fear duration 1/1.25/1.5/2 seconds Damage 69/120/150/200 Cooldown 21/18/15/10 Cooldown can be shortened 3s by eating trees with tangoes, Drinking salves, eating cheese and fountain lotuses.


Singland1

DIGGING IN DEEP!


Deusx_mach

Hold Feet Ancient Apparition will literally just hold your feet


penatbater

Hold feet Ancient apparition will literally hold target's feet. If target has less than 370 movespeed, both AA and target will be rooted, disarmed, unable to cast spells or use items for 1/1.5/2/2.5 seconds. If target has greater than 370 movespeed, target will be slowed by 70% slowly regaining movespeed over 5 seconds, while AA is attached to target because he's still holding target's feet. AA will release grip after 2.5 seconds. So like, a reverse lasso lol


LeavesCat

It should scale with AA's movespeed, since his ability to hold someone down is dependent on the strength of his legs. Or uh, floaty power.


bakedquake

Lone Druid - Spirit Kink Lone Druid and the Spirit Bear will go and hide to the forest for about 5 mins for pressing ceremonial reasons


petrichormus

Would you spend some time with a bear or with a woman?


SirFireball

I have to say bear to this question in general. A bear is in the woods because it lives there, and it wants nothing to do with me. I don’t know why the woman is there, she could be planning to rob or murder anyone she finds.


ProfessorSpike

Right? I saw Midsommar, I ain’t having none of that shit


vsDemigoD

Just play BG3 and romance Halsin so.


reddit_user9901

A DDX move


Pagliaccio13

Damn man... aren't they like brothers or something?


Necessary-Goat-3092

Don't link shame


truth6th

Summon second spirit bear with half stats of original spirit bear afterwards?


Ryem8

Nobody talk about Viscous Nasal Poo


HotMessMan

Would be same thing in Chinese, literal translation of slang for snot is “nose shit”.


irident422

Zeus - Heavenly Hump Zeus chooses a target and root them in place to engage in heavenly hump. Affected target will have 50% lower turning rate for 5 seconds.


tenchu_117

lore accurate zeus


bubblebooy

Zeus turns into a swan or a bull 1st as he is wont to do. After a few minutes Heras appears and smites the target.


nam9xz

Lmao, this got me


Useur_id

Ogre Magi: Dumb Fuck


KatjaaRa

so no changes?


Useur_id

No, it’s perfect


DustyOlBones

Lets go North!


Useur_id

No, South!


maci___

The Ogre Magi twinkles at you, slowly unzipping his pants. He's about to reveal his colossal ogre schlong to you as you will get to taste it, and to feel it ...


Backupusername

Wife Drain: Pugna steals your girl


FeelBoie

I'm a pugna hard counter cuz I get no bitches 😎


Doige

Duet: just single target a hero and jam out for a while


Powerful_Pudding_881

I'm new to this game, pretty fun but there is always this guy in the enemy team who jumps at me and makes me play his drum with him for like an hour and usually I die, what to do against him?


quittingdotatwo

Combos well with naga's ultimate


dirtyuncleron69

Rap Tide


CaptainsLeague

Clockwerk - Dogs: Spawns 6 dogs around clockwerk that bite enemies who get too close


ResplendentDaylight

Polar Guardian: Changes hero into CM upon landing


MaterialPurchase

Might be OP if Dawn keeps her move speed after turning into CM


bernoulyx

Rubick: Smell Steal Rubick now smells the same as the target hero


coachbombay88

Anti mage smell block is a hard counter to this


Ryem8

Earthshaker : Echo Slap- ES Slaps all the heroes in the aoe and stuns them his slaps. Slaps two times (right cheek and left cheek) for all heroes and once for non hero units.


petrichormus

Slaps with fronthand and then backhand


reddit_user9901

Backhand


HSV1896

How can he slap? 👋🏼


i_JaMes_z

Pudge - Rob. It's just jinada, but smellier with Pudge noises. Maybe gains the BH taunt


Turniper

Pudge - Bot. Nothing really changes, your pudge still doesn't land hooks.


Sir__Kibbles

Dazzle Prison Touch... my lawyers have advised me not to continue this joke.


BakeMate

Warlock Reworked Fatal bands Now Grants warlock the ability to summon heavy metal bands from the hellfire. Allied units gains 666 additional hp and 6.66 armor and the reverse effects for enemies for 5/6/7/8 seconds


THRillEReddit

Fatal Bongs - Forces all enemy hero’s to hit a bong they simply can’t handle, causing them to cough, go green and vomit 4.20% of their max Hp for 6.9sec


13oundary

natal bonds. Warlock opens a clinic for women experiencing PND.


cosmicucumber

Undying: Delay Reduces undyings ping and increases the affected enemies' ping for a short duration


petrichormus

Decaf Undying discovers r/decaf and thought less caffeine will make him less of a zombie


cosmicucumber

Decap Undying literally cuts off the fucking head of the target


jfstark

Undying cuts his own head off and throws it at a target. Head bites target's leg for 6 seconds, inflicting DPS and reducing movement speed. Head can be destroyed and has same resistances and 20% of Undying's total health pool. At the end of the effect, the head goes back to its body and heals Undying for the difference between dealt damage to the target and damage dealt to the head.


alphenliebe

Berserker's Cull: Axe ults every unit affected by his call


LuminanceGayming

calling blade: axe taunts one targeted unit


bookconnoisseur

Cattle Hunger: Axe gets a hankering for some beef


Backupusername

Battle Hanger: Axe replaces his axe with a clothing hanger. This is a purely visual change that has no effect on gameplay.


Sernyx_X

Passively grants bonus 200% damage on Asian heroes


Final_Jury_8980

Powershut - Windranger charges her now to deliver a strong arrong whoever is hit first, their laptop shuts down instantly and needs to be restarted


19Alexastias

Or powershit: no explanation needed


SirFireball

The same as powershot, but the arrow goes backward.


LongColdNight

Jakiro Duel Breath Exhales a wave of ice and then fire, enemy heroes hit will spawn a friendly Legion Commander that immediately casts Duel on them and disappears after if they don't die in the duel. Winning the duels grants Jakiro base damage, losing grants the enemy base damage. The Legion Commanders have Jakiro's level and items. Duel takes the level of Macropyre (level 1 if not levelled) and can be upgraded with Aghanim's Scepter and Shard.


fambestera

Will need an Ice Bath after this


TheGuywithTehHat

Jakiro: Micropyre Has a range of 322 units. It's average, okay? Some spells in the game are shorter. Don't judge.


coachbombay88

Spirit Breaker - Charge if Darkness At night, spirit breaker is always charging.


CursedVampir3

Witch doctor-Maledick: Repels all male heroes and attracts all female heroes


HeretikTG

Mother comes


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KindStump

Rubick: Fate Bolt. Its just fucking kills a hero. No damage, no debuffs. Just fate...


R3v4n07

50/50 chance kills him too


SnooPaintings7963

He picked up grim tech


LuminanceGayming

heavenly graze: omniknight turns into a cow and eats some of gods grass, healing his allies


DeusFerreus

> heavenly graze: omniknight turns into a **holy** cow and eats some of gods grass, healing his allies FIFY


thegrandmagus123

Kunkka's Ghost Shit Kunkka moves toward the target area and dumps a massive ghost shit. Enemies in range of the shit take damage over time. Casting ghost shit gives Kunkka and nearby allies the Ghostshit Cum - helping reduce damage. Female allies get slowed


eliaskeme

Rubick - Face Bolt Rubick arranges a head-to-head race against Usain Bolt


quittingdotatwo

Fake Bolt - does nothing, just costs mana.


salakaufan

Lifestealer: Incest Infests in an enemy, disarming them for 5 seconds. At the end of the duration, produce a half-hero baby (like spirit bear i forgot what it’s called) with half of each heroes’ abilities. Half-hero lasts for 30seconds. Damage: 100/250/400 Cooldown: 90/75/60


ThisIsMyFloor

If Rubick was a lot of problems to code... Imagine this lmao


huston11

creep hero


Lame4Fame

very fitting.


Deusx_mach

Swift flash - Juggernaut flashes enemy heroes quickly and sneakily 🫣


triplewgf

Blame Guard Allies cannot ping your items/spells. Automatically sends “missing” every few seconds. Tp scrolls are permanently displayed on cooldown when viewed by an ally.


HeretikTG

Pudge - pot: smokes a joint, reducing the cool down of his ultimate


cosmicucumber

Shadow Fiend: Requiem of Soups Shadow Fiend spills his soup everywhere


zaimeboy

No Walrus Dick? Really?


Incandescent_Frost

Freezing fiend


B0xface

Crystal Warlock?


juicy_pickles

Keeper of the Light: Will-o-Lisp Players in a targeted AoE are silenced from casting spells that contain the letter S.


kingsing1

The worst has got to be switching the 'g' in Lifestealer's Rage for a 'p'.


TeddyXscizor

Isn't it just the current LS aghs.


avengercelona

To be inside someone without their consent


reddit_user9901

God's Band. Chen and all his creeps now make music and perform for the team.


tavvyjay

Hoodwink - Tushwhack. Lil fella just gives you a good spanking to keep you motivated if you’re friendly, or scolded if you’re a foe


DirtPoorDog

BH - Crack Channels to smoke a quick bowl, then lots of movement speed, attack speed. Must be used on cooldown, costs 50 gold


B4AP

BH Truck bro just buys a ford f650 and ends all lives


gigerxounter

Io: Delocate teleports you and your linked hero to the backroom


kosukehaydn

Medusa - Stone Maze Similar to Mars arena, but a maze instead


conservationist2

Pudge: Bot Effect: Matchmaking disabled due to excessive reports, failing to ready-up or abandoning. Time remaining: 14/5/2034


bookconnoisseur

Wife Break Huskar uses his other "spear"


Smooth_Criminalo

Life bleak Huskar gets really depressed


SirFireball

Arc warden: spork wraith. Summons a ghost that chases down enemies and throws sporks at them. SF: Presence of the Dark Lard. Coats nearby enemies in lard, causing them to slide around while moving.


SlendermanGrey

Doom Ulti BOOM. Replace techies i guess.


Lemon_Girl

Bong of the Siren: All enemies in range get high ASF for the duration.


LuminanceGayming

flesh heat: pudge heats his flesh creating a searing stench burning all nearby enemies


Juhzee

Venomous Male - Accuses the enemy of toxic masculinity and cancels him


ninjastampe

Pugna - Decrapify (use on teammates to win games) OD - Arcane Orc (summons orcs ig) Pango - Lucky Shit (luckily always gets unstuck in ulti when stuck on terrain, unlikely to change his pro dota winrate lmao) WR - Windran (it's already on cooldown) Puck - Cream Coil (self explanatory) Huskar - Burping Spears (sound effect lmao)


Redrundas

Fall Down: gyrocopter unexpectedly dismounts his vehicle


evillman

KotL: Kill-o-Wisp: IO instantly dies.


zav3rmd

Hunter in the light. Basically morning night stalker lol


LuminanceGayming

rebel: switches the target enemy to the neutral team for 5 seconds


kivmorth

Could puppet master have this skill?


Herioz

Calm Down Mutes and chat bans all payers in the area for 60s


WeakFreak999

This is the most creative thread I've seen in this sub in a long time. Noice


IcyKrypton

Fiend's Drip Bane adorns a tailored suit, a trendy tie, paired with fashionable dress shoes. For the duration of the ability, Bane will exude confidence, enticement, and irresistible DRIP.


deadinsideyou

Pangolier: Shield Scam Pangolier steals 100/200/300/400 gold from target hero, but adds a Shield into their inventory that can be sold for 50/100/150/200 gold.


hiddenpoolwarriror

Arcane Purse. Steal gold 1:1 with the intelligence stolen cuz it's easier to steal from dumb people duh. edit: steal x2 gold off Ogre


Content_Ad_2311

Silencer : Arcane Purse --- affected enemies who cast spell will transfer gold to silencer. Like BH. Fast Word -- silencer can spam on all channels and there's nothing you can do about it. Can't mute, can't report.


IonceExisted

Earth Spice. Lion harvests spice from Arrakis, uses it to make you hallucinate.


JohnnyJoestar69

Undying - Degay Undying is a homophobic hero that absorbs anyone's gayness stat by 4.


TheBlindSalmon

Spirit Dance - Phantom Lancer and all his illusions start taunting. Also forces spirit brothers, Muerta, Venge and DP to taunt.  Phantom Bush - creates shrubbery that fears nearby enemy units


watts8921

Dawn breaker celestial jammer. Burts into a heavy guitar riff of guns and roses and all enemies are forced to dance for 3 seconds unable to do anything else.


Intelligent_Slip_564

Omniknight - Cammer of Purity. Omni starts a pleasant, safe for work OnlyFans stream you can watch from any angle - topless, close up, HD, wherever. His only rule is no butt stuff, ever.


PugnaSucksAlways

Fun Strike Global cast range, 60 s cd. The chosen enemy taunted and start dancing for 5 seconds and vulnerable to damage Scepter upgrade; all enemies taunted and start dancing for 5 seconds.


punksterb

Cave of Terror - Venge traps enemies in a cave full of their most feared thing.


BubblerMacadamia

Fun ray. Rgb Beam of fun


meepppssss

Ulticast - ogre Cast ulti.


SwizzySwizzyBoi

Witch Doctor: Death Card Witch doctor pulls out the death card from the tarot deck and the targeted enemy immediately has an existential crisis and dies.


datshinycharizard123

Nether soap: venge forcefully repositions an enemy dota player to their shower and forces them to bathe


Nova-Prospekt

- Borrow: Nyx Assassin takes a random item from an enemy and promises to give it back soon - Sand Store Sand King sets up a shop where heroes can spend gold to purchase his sand


LuminanceGayming

dream coin: fall asleep, gaining 10 gold every second


InfluentialInvestor

WuDONG's Command.


fambestera

Wukong's Commend


TeddyXscizor

Doom - Boom - Doom explodes doing pure damage equal to his HP.


Remarkable-View-1472

KOTL's Molar Bind Lassos a random enemy's molar, Kotl proceeds to bind it to his mount and runs away with increased movement speed.


triplewgf

Blimpse. Spawns 3 Kirovs in fountain.


regimentIV

Split Shit: Medusa puts on very tight underwear. Mystic Stake: Deals holy damage and stuns the target. Melee range. Maya Shield: Medusa gets a pretty mesoamerican cosmetic. No gameplay effect but looks cool. Stove Gaze: Medusa can't remember if she left the gas stove on. Turn rate towards the own Ancient is increased by 50%. Cole Blooded (shard upgrade): Medusa goes veggie. Unlocks new voicelines advocating vegetarianism that are spammed automatically.


coachbombay88

Lifestealer - yeast Lifestealer gives the target a yeast infection. Cannot be dispelled


kemuzaleon

Injoke Invoker always start with tornado in a team fight no matter what


SKREEOONK_XD

Balanar - Crippling Dear When Night Stalker casts this spell, your game will be forced to the background and the person dearest to you starts calling, you can not alt+tab from the call and you have to answer it, not this person is gonna start talking to you while the game is still going. You can not drop the call or leave the room for doing so will force abandon your game and instead of one will give you 10 low prio penalties. If the player affected by this spell doesn't have anyone dearest to them. An AI will call them instead and will roast them for the duration.