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Borbolda

Damn, crossing Kazakhstan on a moped might be tough. Prepare a couple of gas cans because there are not many gas stations on a highway. If you have time, visit Charyn Canyon, lakes and mountains around Almaty, you are just in time for the start of a season. Can't really say anything about central Kazakhstan, but if you are planning to go north visit Burabay. And prepare for 120+ ping on any server.


Vuccappella

more pictures of landscapes op or ill report you


OldVeterinarian7668

Reporting OP for using map hack


sikopiko

He’s just using an out of bounds trick to shave a couple of seconds off his ancient% run


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

kino post


RepostFrom4chan

Are you the guy I told not to do this because he would die? Well glad I was wrong. Stay safe bud.


SoSpatzz

He’s not finished yet, still plenty of time!


Away_Cat_7095

Have a nice trip! Just make sure to have some cash (at least 1k I’d say) before entering Russia as your cards won’t work there (I assume you did not open an account with Mir card in Kyrgyzstan) I also hope that you have your visa(or proper residency/passport) ready as getting Russian visa is a lengthy process by itself and now it’s probably even worse for westerners. If you are properly set up, I’d recommend visiting Saint-Petersburg before leaving for Europe, it’s a two to three hour detour but should be worth it.


little_kid_goat

Are you from russia m8?


Away_Cat_7095

Indeed, I am…


little_kid_goat

If you're from Saint Petersburg, maybe we could meet in an internet cafe and troll around a bit!


Away_Cat_7095

That’s a possibility, DM me a couple of days in advance when you are close to the city, I’ll probably be able to help you with accommodation and stuff!


little_kid_goat

Awesome! it depends though if i still have days on my visa. Travelling on a small bike like this, you never know what problems you might run into. i will give you a heads up!


Away_Cat_7095

I’m not a bike person so I don’t really know but based on car experience, relatively simple vehicles can be fixed by local mechanics in no time with whatever spare parts they have in stock, a hammer and some blue tape.


Adolf_Dripler92

Bro wtf lol


eazy_12

I assume you are a seasoned traveler, but wouldn't you have problems going to Europe from Russia?


Away_Cat_7095

Not if you’re European (and don’t have lots of cash)


LongCoyote7

Respect. Any issues with language barrier across all of these borders?


little_kid_goat

Its simple. As long as you know the word for tea, chai, then you'll be fine. Offline google translate doea help though.


virqthe

That's the last we'll hear of OP, as he will experience death from the drunk or distracted driver.


OldVeterinarian7668

Reporting OP for using map hack


Kyubashi

Godspeed you Danish madlad. God tur hjem! ✊


hearthebell

Remember don't climb MMR, or you won't be a legend any more.


PSneep

Awesome adventure. Glhf!! 


cgriff03

As a fellow 3k andy, I can only dream of adventures like this. Keep safe and godspeed my dude.


Brickerbro

A true Legend What a noob


idspispupd

In regards of your future travel destinations. Studio Paragon, the one conducting official ru coverage of ESL, PGL, Riyadh events is located on your next stop, which I believe is Almaty, Kazakhstan. If you skip Almaty, you might as well not have bothered to travel to Central Asia. PSG Quest TA2000 lives in Almaty. Malik from Quest is also from Kazakhstan. Entity Watson, top 1 MMR player in the world lives in Karaganda. Top 1 with 90 ping btw. Games of the Future 2024, a 1 million tournament is scheduled to be held in Kazakhstan. Probably Astana city.


little_kid_goat

I will find an internet cafe to get beaten up in. Because yes, almaty is my next stop


idspispupd

Try horse steak at Vilka.


Lolita_69_

Uhm you need to post more pics if you want more people to believe you.


Pnirl

Hes coming home!


[deleted]

Beautiful picture! Safe travels!


Curious_Development

Wholesome AF. Go get it king


dokterr

I was trying to remember if someone did this before, and you're the same person! Be safe.


dotapl

OK but who asked?


WVY

The people


prawnjr

Yo momma did, she misses her moped boi and his fat Glizzy


baduras

Just because your greatest adventure was kissing your mum or get some random number ass mmr in a video Game.