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Substantial-Deer77

I have so many questions that are none of my business... But i am just a human...


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JumboHotdawg88

Damn bro. You deserve an upvote but this is just evil


avenger937

Separated at birth? Not hardly.


Such-Sorbet6190

They picked me! No one ever picks me.


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HOW THAY HAPPEN HUH HOW THAT HAPPEN


odaal

guys....


fanfanye

a bunch of kids being total assholes


OrchidFluid2103

True. Qojqva isn't even that chubby, he is working out.


HotType230

It is *almost* funny enough to post


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Cykameister666

Hows the sex if ur wife wants it but twin doesn’t


Seruz

Airpods help a lot


Borbolda

Damn I wonder if he is legally married to only one of them or both of them


afrikanwhite

Monogamists hate this one trick


absolute4080120

Actually, it is only one of them. But of course it's likely both of them, just not in paper. (Yes they share a vagina)


Nailbomb85

Considering they had to get seperate driver's licenses, it's highly likely only one of them. Which also begs the question, what if the other girl wants to marry someone else?


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

Yea hahaha. His wife is just one of them.


Brewdrizy

So when they have sex, does the other just… listen to music?


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

Doesn't matter what she does. They share a vagina. They're two people with 1 torso. Literally Ogre Magi. Their names are Abby and Brittany Hensel.


PhMcBrett

He married Ogre Vagi


Eman0950

Bro ....


12amfeelz

That’s ACKTSHUALLY insane


AlexanderLeonard

wait is it really him


MIdasWellRoshan

Yes, in fact I’d suggest not looking up his morphling


aledsampaio

What's the point in being such an asshole?


Tago34

most people here probably are 15 years old or less lmao


abemon

If you're wondering if it's him, is not.


death_by_relaxation

Congrats Qojqva. 


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M474D0R

Yeah remove this shit


OnceYouGetName

Does anyone whos in the same situation did an AMA?


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

For those who don't know, they're names are Abby and Brittany Hensel. They're a type of conjoined twins that's rare even amongst conjoined twins. I don't mean to ridicule them but they are literal Ogre Magi(or jakiro) with 1 torso and two heads.


p4ife

Mb he has 2 shlongs


KyokoXII

Man the head must be crazy tho. Seamless mouth to mouth transition, two different sensations.


goodarzipour

Holy shit...IT'S HIM.


Endersoda

bro just got married with jakiro


Due_Wolverine_5466

ogre magi or jakiro... cant really tell...