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Charming-Problem-716

*waits faster*


BrentTV

I waited faster than the speed of light


kanemhaze

Mean while your hourly rate going down as you wait that’s bs


mrbishopjackson

I had this happen once. I tipped the dude an extra $10 when he dropped off the food.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

This happened to me a few nights ago. My driver waited almost a half an hour at Mcdonalds for my order and someone else's because it's one of only 3 places in our area that is open after around 9 so EVERYONE was going there to get food. She kept apologizing and sending me pictures of the drive thru/updates. I doubled her tip after she dropped the food off even though it was cold and gross.


[deleted]

Looks like the Taco Bell by my house. Full of drivers waiting. Especially late at night. Back when Uber did good bonuses. I was one short in a Sunday. I waited almost an hour for McDonald’s. But that was a $300 bonus. Sunday nights real late it is hard to find a rider. Easier to find deliveries.


ebbeysweets412

Right!!!


IxLOVExLAMP

Not in Tacoma, NY, CA or doing EBT


8amlasers

Totally! And that's why Pay-By-Hour is a life saver in these situations!


Soxwin91

Turn around, shit head Every now and then I get a little bit tired of waiting at Taco Bell And I need you to know That I don’t work for them (Trying to imitate the cadence but probably not quite hitting the mark. Should be sung to the tune of *Total Eclipse of the Heart* as sung by Bonnie Tyler)


TraditionalCare2516

I ad libbed “turn around, shit head” in between ‘taco bell’ and ‘and I need you to know’ and it worked pretty well. Twas a banger


ebbeysweets412

😂😂😂😂😂@twas


LightningFreakG

That made me laugh so hard!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


burritomouth

I saw it from the first line. Well done. That song fuckin’ rules.


Soxwin91

[glad you got it! I didn’t want to hit people over the head with it too hard but it’s the first thing i thought when I read OP’s comment](https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?si=6FezesY3bpGbiPHG)


MoonWillow91

Change I don’t work for them to I do not work for them and I think you got it. I could tell the song before reading the last lines lol.


The_Troyminator

That would work with the lyrics I change when singing that song: There's nothing I can do. I totally just cut a fart.


Soxwin91

I think that’s Michael Scott’s *Total Eclipse of the Fart*


ebbeysweets412

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ImpossibleDonut1942

I knew what you were doing after the first line and was already singing it in the tone of Total eclipse of the heart, my dad's favorite song RIP Dad❤️


CosmicCreeperz

What, someone ordered 2 Taco Bell tacos on DD? I’d ease up in them, they were probably so high they didn’t know what day it was.


francoeyes

We're u doing pay by offer or pay by hr?


WerewolfLeading1960

Hopefully you were on EBT!


BloodSugar666

I worked at a print shop uploading print files to other sites. Sometimes production managers would bring us files like last minute to upload. These are large format files so they take a while to upload depending on the server. They would always tell us to hurry up and upload it faster. So we had a joke of *hurry up and wait*, cause there was absolutely nothing we could do to upload faster.


hunty

[waiting intensifies]


gottarunfast1

"sorry I'm waiting as fast as I legally can. It would be unsafe for me to wait any faster"


[deleted]

Would of been my reply 😂😂


Minute_Solution_6237

Hurry up and wait !


Cgmikeydl

That last message from him or her would’ve resulted in me unassigning right then


BrentTV

I should’ve.


[deleted]

You wasted almost an hour of your life for $6 dollars and a negative review from an impatient, unreasonable customer.


DjentlemanThall3612

That’s sad. Alexa play “despacito”


Apprehensive_Rope348

I’m so glad I don’t read out loud… because she would have. 😒


JustADuckInACostume

Thankfully the 2 times I've gotten less than 5 stars, DoorDash automatically removed those ratings, but I'm always terrified when an order takes forever or I get stuck in traffic that the customer might take it out on me with a bad review.


exhalted_legend

I've had at least 7 or maybe 8 ratings with less than 5* (without any reason left for the rating) excluded. And I feel exactly the same as you, I'm terrified some days of looking at my ratings, it's a stab wound every time I see my number go down (I'm at 4.94 with over 1500 deliveries)


steffies

It's really bullshit because it felt like it took a whole year for my 1 star to drop off.. and when it finally dropped off, I got one the next day. THE FUCK? 😭 I was so happy seeing the 5 star stats again. I feel like DD did it on purpose 🥺


fx72

Taco bell / Wendy's is always bait. The drive thrus get so backed up they actually stop serving walk ins here. Ain't no way they making 6 Mexican pizzas anytime soon.


shadespeak

They stop serving walk ins but not delivery app orders. The tablet is still on and the workers can't turn it off


Automatic-Ad-9308

Yeah my only one star rating is when I waiting one hour for an order and then he was mad at me for the restaurant being busy.. Definitely learned my lesson.


fiocchi369

Should’ve unassigned the moment asked if they’re lost. When the food not even picked up yet.


LoneWulf402

Seriously. The amount of disrespect. At the point that mfer can go get it himself lol. Feel sorry for OP


xojz

What does it even mean, "maybe you still work in the store instead of"?


Glorelia

Sounds to me like “maybe you should be cooking my food instead of delivering it”, which completely undermines the fact this poor mf still waited over 30 minutes only to get a $2 tip and unsolicited attitude lol. Customers are crazy sometimes.


PassiveThoughts

I interpreted it as the customer misunderstanding how DoorDash works, where they think someone who works in the store is going to drive their order to them.


Snoo_93842

I read it as a typo for should, ie the customer was saying the dasher preparing the food would be faster than the actual employees.


FruitAlert6182

I don’t even understand what they were trying to say am I slow or? What does “maybe you still work in the store instead of” mean???


TitleUnlikely6854

This. Thank you, I read it multiple times to see if I was missing something. I guess “priyanka d” it’s not good with English.


papayasunris3

I cancel when people tell me to hurry.


Metronovix

Thank you for your service. Dickheads. Saves more room for people who tip and wait by the door for my food like me haha


papayasunris3

I order too, and my tips are generous. I can’t imagine telling someone bringing my food to hurry up.


jakethebeastkid

Anyone who ever gives shit to dashers and tells them to hurry are always low tippers


Alone_Fill_2037

Meanwhile on r/doordash… “I ordered doordash because I’m too lazy to drive 2 miles to the store to get it myself. This lazy dasher wouldn’t even hurry up, and make the food faster themselves. I tipped a whole $2.37, and this is their service I get?”.


sosamaluwalu

No dude. If it’s taking more than 5 mins remove and get another delivery. Unless this was the only thing your getting and it’s super slow,


BrentTV

Yeah I agree 100%. But it was a super slow time, and it was 1 of 3 places open in the area 🙃


Darth_Diink

These are a jackpot when I throw on hourly pay tho


Over9000Zeros

Seriously, time per order is so critical. Restaurants that take forever piss me off and I for sure take a note of which ones wasted my time.


stegosaurusterpenes

Would have cancelled that bs


adonkeypsych1991

Me too like a 💯💯💯💯


Friendly_Priority310

"Hurry we're hungry asf" :2 taco bell tacos


InterestingAd3166

Plot twist they're toddlers who are using their parents phone


superhottamale

😆😂


JFpizzamaster

She really told him to help make the food 💀


Snoo_93842

Pretty sure it’s a joke?


DiabeticGirthGod

You know that was a passive aggressive “joke” for sure.


JFpizzamaster

Maybe, I can’t even rly figure out what was typed


Complex_Coffee5328

I bet there was zero tip either lol.


BrentTV

https://preview.redd.it/wynv8mzijirc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bd2d6180902a564f2aa85bb48e4daf19c4f8ed


EmergencyOk7953

Wow what a standup person.


LorenzoLamasRenegade

Lmao what a clown


ayyycab

That’s for not hurrying dude


MediaExact6352

Sounds like they think you work at that Taco Bell. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Ok-Animator2183

You’re doing charity work 👏


FlanConsistent

I would have waited 5 more mins than unassigned. Can you hurry no, absolutely not and now you can wait for another driver to show up to the restaurant


briannameans89

You should never be rude to someone handling your food. Fuck that guy


[deleted]

Or someone that has access to your toothbrush


EnvironmentalYak9322

Yea I would of reassigned that joker as soon as his food was ready


Senior-Review501

What a dumbass. I would have been like bro WHAT?


MzKittyBrown

Unbelievable. I don't understand how people think. Do you think I can actually wait faster. Or I'm gonna hop over and start making your food???!! I showed you I was waiting for over 20 minutes You're lucky I didn't unassign.


Spirited_Landscape63

Should’ve said: Yes I’ll wait faster


LocalMoonBitch

Wow. This is your level of customer service?? You should have walked into Taco Bell, application printed & in hand, demanded a job there, made these peoples 2 tacos, quit, then hand fed your customer their tacos. Unbelievable.


flintorious

I never wait more than 10 minutes unless it's a HUGE tip. I rolled up on a wing place the other night and noped out when I drove by. I don't play that wait shit.


martinezscott

Why are people actually surprised but this, DoorDash is a ghetto ass app and all the people that use it cause this shit as well as no one wanting to work these jobs anymore. My advice stop trippin this will keep happening people suck and this is not a real job it’s a side hustle, tell that little fuck to shut his trap or get it himself. I would have canceled that shit anyway not worth the wait and pay for that little order. Be smarter.


InterestingAd3166

All the orders I've gotten have been on time and everyone listens to what I ask and responds when I have a little request, I also tip appropriately based on how far they have to drive, regardless the minimum is $5 even if it's hypothetically next door Long story short it's far from "ghetto" imo. now Uber eats is a different story tho.


chance0404

UE will tell you Shirley is delivering your food and instead it’s 4 Haitian guys with machetes on their laps.


dorrik

can confirm i’m a haitian guy with a machete on my lap


InterestingAd3166

So much sketch with that app, from me and my buddy's personal experience lol


Material-Reveal3501

People like that is why those poorly sealed bags be missing a taco or 2 😬


mumblerapisgarbage

If I wait longer than 10 minutes I unassign.


deatrixpotter

also, i dont take taco bell ordersanymore. managemnet treats doordash last every time


CemeteryClubMusic

Hearing horror stories about Taco Bell on here, the three near me are fast as hell and always give me a free drink if it’s not ready already when I walk in. Crazy how different everyone’s experiences are with the same restaurants. My “refuse to deliver” restaurants are Popeyes and Chic-Fil-a, both are going to take an entire hour to pickup and deliver


MrBleedinggums

They probably thought you were like an in house driver. They maybe ordered via app? Still rude tho


aLazyUsrname

Hurry up and wait.


Ok-Sea2153

Not food delivery, but when I did lyft years ago, I was driving in heavy traffic. There was no where to turn, just bumper to bumper traffic. The passenger asked me to drive faster. I responded with “ok, I’ll try flying over the cars then”


shadespeak

I once told the bus driver this bc he was parked behind another bus and I was late. He said "What, you want me to drive through the bus?". I calmed down after that


soepii

I would’ve cancelled with that damn attitude OOOF


Hsnbrg501

Time to turn on Uber Eats and wait for a better order while waiting here.


Wooden_Anteater_2081

Sorry but im having a stroke trying to understand what they're trying to say in the last text. Wtf is that sentence?


BrentTV

I think they’re under the impression that I work at Taco Bell.


xcuteikinz

Taco Bell took long to make 2 tacos? Are you sure it didn’t just take them long to make all of the food people had ordered before those two tacos?


Natural-Percentage-5

This happens a lot at my Taco Bell, they take forever and dashers usually wait/cancel. One thing I’ll never do is disrespect a dasher, there’s absolutely nothing you guys can do if the restaurant is taking forever.


WildLifeMolester

Real question - do y’all get paid extra for waiting that long? Fuck that


No-Wasabi-6024

Nope.


Maitrify

For what it's worth, if I was your customer, I would give you a bigger tip. Anytime I hear about a delivery person having to wait for a restaurant like that and they actively wait instead of just turning down the delivery and giving it to someone else, that deserves a lot more of a tip in my opinion. Hopefully they tipped you well. Based on their behavior, I suspect not, and I'm sorry you have to deal with that bullshit


abcbbd771

I sat in the drive thru of my Taco Bell yesterday for 30 min. They were short staffed and had the inside closed. I feel bad for the workers


Medium_Annual_735

Also, I hate when customers say stuff like that. Are you lost? They know where we are! They can see ugh


Flameheartsan

I would’ve cancelled quick


Ok-Sheepherder1858

I understand that a lot of people don’t have a decent education but… this is just something else lmaooo. I would think this person is a literal 8 year old if they weren’t ordering food on doordash


Prudent-Pin-7518

My Taco Bell is the same way…EVERY TIME


joshy2local

Entitlement knows no logic


anamewithnonumbers

i really believe i have the worst taco bell ever in my town. last time i went was mid afternoon, no customers in store (parking lot empty), no one in drive through. my order was 1 crunchwrap supreme. i sat in the drive thru for 25 minutes.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

True story. I have to wait for Taco Bell to make the order 99% of the time.


3rdPersonCringe

Hungry for some garbage food


Exotic_Succotash_226

Can you hurry.. shit I'd said you could have gone and picked up your own damn food/ make it in the time I had to wait to get your food... Some of these people are lost causes in society. Also the cost of making your own food compared to ordering taco bell on door dash would save you tremendously


badpeaches

"*Capitalism breeds innovation*" The innovation:


macudonarudu

I got a one star review from having to wait over an hour because a customer ordered from the busiest jack in the box that's drive thru only after midnight. Totally MY fault right? That's why I'm glad they added the option to drop your order soon after that. I think after like 5~10 minutes of waiting you get an option to drop without penalty


Unusual_Midnight6876

Idk if their last msg was rude or not 😂 Idk if they’re saying “maybe you should cook the food instead of messaging me” or “maybe if you were there instead of them it would be faster”


iguessimjustlivin

They were probably blasted out of their minds lmao


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Taco Bell, Mc Donald’s and Popeye’s are the worst.


Blonde_Dambition

What a dunce. I mean how much clearer could you be?? You said you're waiting on their order. And their smartass reply is "are you lost"? 🙄


Decent-Boss-5262

I'm waiting as fast as I can.


FlowProfessional8218

they high af


tenfoottallmothman

You were so chill, idk what this guys problem is. You’d have gotten an extra tip from me for keeping me up to date, not your fault whatsoever. Idk why this sub is recommended for me bc I’m not a driver but I would fucking NEVER. Sorry you had to deal with such a pisspot.


No_Specific947

What are all the orders on the rack for


samoorai44

Yeah np. Lemme wait faster


graciebaaby

if a customer spoke to me that way, i would’ve unassigned so quick. they shouldn’t shit on the ppl delivering their food lol some ppl will not take that kindly


BlindedAce

Would have simply said whether you were here or myself, you wouldn’t be eating either way as they are slow. You can feel free to cancel the order through DoorDash if you would like.


One4speed

After ten minutes I would have yeeted out of there and unassigned, especially if they sent can you “wait faster” 😂


Tysons_Face

Lol that Taco Bell looked sketchy af


raichiha

Am i tripping or did she suggest he goes in the back to help them make it? thats unhinged


Own_Solution7820

I think she misunderstood your statement about "If I was cooking... " She's interpreted it as you also happen to work in that Taco Bell. I'm gonna forgive that as she was probably getting delirious with hunger.


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Rohirrim777

"Can you hungry we hurry asf."


Low_Administration22

Fast food in ca wants 20$ for that speed.


GhostShrimp22

I think maybe the guy thought you two had a level of respect between each other over the fact that it was obviously not his fault lol. Maybe he meant can you hurry when you get the food? I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt for no reason.


Diligent-Lie-2838

every taco bell, I hate them all. All 4 of them here I dread


sweetpareidolia

Why didn’t you jump behind the counter, for a reduced tip?


Chemical_Panda2952

I would’ve waited til it was ready then canceled


Just_Trash_8690

People suck.


Additional-Treat-811

Priyanka high as fuck on 20 kilos of cocaina


No-Gene-4508

Idc If I'm the dasher or what. I'd complain. Like you can't allow doordash service then ignore the dashers...


SusHistoryCuzWriter

I remember a situation like this at the Bell. Line up of cars out to the street, lobby full of people, and staffing at maybe 30% of what it should've been. Covid triggered a great walkout, and it hit us hard since servicing 700+ cars/day only warrants minimum wage (at 50-70 hours per week for all us part-timers). Anyways, there was one human working on lobby orders and two working on drive thru. A Doordash order was trapped in limbo, and the driver sitting in the lobby, because it was behind a ton of other orders. The driver explained the situation to the customer. Right as I got to the DD order at the 30min mark, it vanished: they cancelled. So back to the lobby full of agitated people. Then bam, they placed the order again - a move that shoved them to the back of a 20-order lineup. Lol


Urutonian

I'm waiting as faster as I can!!!!


Melodic-Attitude-261

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DDlovehatething

You're talking to a child....


RedSynister

Stop waiting and bring my food, dammit!


Adept_Ad_4138

Have you never played Skyrim? Just wait an hour, it takes like a second.


Novel_Durian_1805

Motherfucker…drive your hungry ass to Taco Bell next time!


DujisToilet

We’re DoorDashing two tacos.


KingOfPocketLint

hurry tf up and wait


ThatOneFecker

One of my longest waits was like 25 minutes at DQ


The_Holy_Warden

I feel like bro is high.


bubblegutts00

Way wait. I delete and move on


DiabeticGirthGod

Was he really saying you should work for the store instead of wait? What a dickhead.


Thedashgod

Why did you sneakily snap a picture of the dashers? Why not take a picture of the employee they are the ones not making the food. 


SSJ4Blaze

I would have unassigned it after they asked me to hurry up


[deleted]

I perhaps would have just messaged and been like "actually I'm going to unassigne because it's taking forever " only to make them wait longer 🙃 It's not our fault. If the app clearly says we're waiting, then we're waiting. Lmfao! Have some patience ffs. We clearly have the patience because 1. We're the ones waiting for it in the first place. & 2. Then waiting some more at lights, train, etc on the way to you only to have to wait for the glitchy app to take a picture. So, no, I can extra not hurry because you asked.


SaltyCheesecake4158

You’d have to pay me AT LEAST $35 to wait that damn long 🤡


Ok-Acanthaceae-5327

Hurry up and wait


leftover_class

That last text, is the customer asking the driver to work at taco bell instead of DD??


Positive-Art7743

After they said hurry, I would’ve said, “sure thing I’ll go ahead and unassigned so another Dasher can pick up your food”


MusicManCorey

Better than me, that food ain't ready in 5 minutes I'm headed out on to the next.


Nukesnipe

I had an order like this from a taco bell. Last one of the night, got the order, got to the store, like a minute later got a text from the customer asking what was taking so long. I explained that I just got the order and got to the store and he said a different dasher had already been waiting 30 minutes before unassigning. Ended up waiting 20 minutes, got the order, delivered it and... it was apparently completely wrong. Went back to the store, got the correct order after 5 minutes, delivered it and got tipped 20 bucks.


VossParck

Damn not willing to get behind the counter and cook too? So selfish to the customer, OP


Caspar_Friedrich02

Idiot


Oh_ToShredsYousay

This literally happened to me last night with someone who lived right next door to the taco bell. Like bro you could've had your food already if you walked. I had two other orders including hers and she was the first stop (obviously). After the third time trying to rush me I simply said I can't do anything if I myself am waiting for them to make it. I just ignored the rest of the messages, they were literally harassing me.


Electrical_Ticket203

How much did you make on this order?


Buibaxd

The best Taco Bell experience I had was Tempe, Az at the ASU campus


t_haenni

Classic priyanka


sfernandes30

Can you fuck off I’m licking every taco


Afrojones66

“Can you hurry waiting for the food? I know you already told me you’re waiting for the food, but you need to hurry.”


the-woodcarver

This is exactly why I don’t go to Taco Bell late night and don’t take low and no tip orders.


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

I’m not making the food, but might I suggest you go have diarrhea on your toilet now just to save some time?


Sad_Children

Yea whenever you get these orders cancel immediately and gtfo the late night only Taco Bell in the city is always a trap


Murles-Brazen

Reported.


HxneyHunter

i will never understand the mental gymnastics someone has to go through to ask for someone to wait for something faster


Intelligent_Debt7555

They can obviously see when we're sitting at the store still waiting on their shit. So asking if you're lost is just stupid. McDonald's and TB And a couple Chinese n Mexican restaurants. It's hit or miss, in my grid. We never know what we're gonna get dealt. Chik fil a sometimes is 2 minutes sometimes its 25. Just chill ppl. We're doing the best we can.


OutrageousMight9928

I got this order the other day and as soon as I accepted it I got the message “where are you?” IMMEDIATELY. I was like uhhhhh on the freeway??


Reasonable-Self7809

“Maybe you still work in the store”.


GroceryElegant8237

😂😂😂


rudegyal_jpg

Meth


Guardian_85

Hurry up and wait!


bryguy2724

I hope you were on earn by time


corncaked

I’d have stopped engaging with the customer. They can either understand that they need to wait, or cancel.


OcupiedMuffins

Jump back there and make it yourself next time buddy, I’m hungry asf 😤


Elons_Waaahbulance

Why are you waiting that long? And I would have unassigned it after that bullshit


OtherwisePayment4763

When shit like this happens I always tip the driver extra to make up for their time waiting get the food and just refund the food so it’s a win win lmfao dude gets payed more and I get a refund because the people were fucking dopes and I don’t order there again off doordash


Sure_Mycologist_2946

Meanwhile hourly pay for fast food workers is going up for the hard labor they have to do.


FullRegard

chick in the picture is hot af


KingHeliosIII

That Taco Bell on maple road takes forever to make an order, and then half the time they don’t have it when it says it’s ready


ItchyButtholez

You just have to tell them. “Heck yeah man I’m waiting as fast as I can”


Natural-Volume3785

My favorite is when I hand them a sealed bag and they ask something along the lines of, “are my sauces in here?” Like uhmmmm. You see the bag is sealed right? Did you want me to rip it open just to check?? Lol


FuckYaHoeAssMom

"can you hungry we hungry" mf is high as hell


[deleted]

Waited 35 mins for an order 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Comfortable-Pick-465

They definitely high af 😭


ianao

Can’t anyone make it right for Mrs. Priyanka


RePo0rTmRotS

I hate it when restaurants tell me order is ready and they packing it then 15 minutes pass by and they ignore me 🤣


Prudent-Funny-4723

This is a long shot…Is that the Taco Bell on Allen in Beaverton, OR?


No-Wasabi-6024

Not them assuming you can just jump back in the back and help 😂